View Full Version : Johnny Fairplay???
If I live to be a thousand I'll never understand what either Ron or Fez finds compelling about this guy.
He bores me to tears when he's on. Mr. "Look at me! I'm so cool! I'm a reality TV star! I've got a bi-sexual wife!"
We know, Johnny.
We know.
You mention it every fucking time you're on the air, whether in studio or on the phone.
Give it a rest.
And I still have absolutely no idea what this clown looks like, as I don't watch reality TV. I only know his name because of Ron and Fez, and I wish he wouldn't pollute the airwaves of my favorite show anymore.
Anyone a fan?
Dude!
06-19-2009, 02:03 PM
i agree with you
on this one
100%
he's incredibly annoying
in a smarmy kind of way
JPMNICK
06-19-2009, 02:06 PM
i agree with you
on this one
100%
he's incredibly annoying
in a smarmy kind of way
i agree with the 2 of you. He is terrible on either radio show. I have literally never seen him on TV, so I have no clue who he is and I never know the people he is talking about. I know in his head he feel famous, but I have never heard of anyone outside of the shows or boards talk about him.
led37zep
06-19-2009, 02:08 PM
It doesn't seem like they really search him out but rather have him on when he's around and they need to fill some air time.
Dude!
06-19-2009, 02:09 PM
It doesn't seem like they really search him out but rather have him on when he's around and they need to fill some air time.
they'd be better off
filling air time with
a barking dog
led37zep
06-19-2009, 02:10 PM
they'd be better off
filling air time with
a barking dog
gay marriage talk?
gay marriage talk?
MORE JOHNNY FAIRPLAY!
STC-Dub
06-19-2009, 02:14 PM
I am not a fan. He is not horrible on the air, but I would have no clue who he is without Ron and Fez and generally I am not a fan of the I am famous because I am famous set.
Furtherman
06-19-2009, 02:16 PM
Gvac, I think I have to quote Ron here:
Greg, if you don't have anything nice to say.... I'm just sayin'.
Gvac, I think I have to quote Ron here:
When did he say that?
Furtherman
06-19-2009, 02:19 PM
When did he say that?
On the air. Maybe sometime last year? Even used your whole name! So I'm paraphrasing, more than quoting.
drjoek
06-19-2009, 02:20 PM
He beats the Crazed/Spandy/Rohrchach/AJ Dynamite train
wreck.
I know alot of people love those guys but not me
led37zep
06-19-2009, 02:23 PM
The thing I will say about Johnny is that he seems to be a real fan of the show. Its obvious that he listens to the show and keeps up with the various plot lines and reveals that go down on the show. So he gets points for that.
(2 pts to be exact)
drjoek
06-19-2009, 02:25 PM
I actually got a kick out him today as the lifeline jobbing a couple of callers with the wrong answers
lleeder
06-19-2009, 02:29 PM
He bores me to tears when he's on. Mr. "Look at me! I'm so cool! I'm a reality TV star! I've got a bi-sexual wife!"
I like the time he said "Hey look at me , I'm a famous historian! Outa my waY!!!" "Hey look at me, I'm Angie Dickenson"
dino_electropolis
06-19-2009, 02:46 PM
If RnF dont mind the sound of fans changing the channel, or wasting valuable air time on boring guests, why dont they invite regular "fans" of the show for a quick segment? Sure, some of it may be boring, but so is Jonny Fairplay.
On the upside, they may actually be suprised with an entertaining fan with an interesting story, as opposed to the same shit fairplay pushes each time.
Me first.
cozzie
06-19-2009, 02:53 PM
I actually flipped the channel while he was on today. Can't stand him or his 15 minutes of fame.
lleeder
06-19-2009, 02:54 PM
If RnF dont mind the sound of fans changing the channel, or wasting valuable air time on boring guests, why dont they invite regular "fans" of the show for a quick segment? Sure, some of it may be boring, but so is Jonny Fairplay.
On the upside, they may actually be suprised with an entertaining fan with an interesting story, as opposed to the same shit fairplay pushes each time.
Me first.
To be fair I don't think they can hear when people change the channel.
AF Mike
06-19-2009, 02:54 PM
Listening to that part of the show now, reminds me too much of the zman.
biozombie
06-19-2009, 03:05 PM
I found it amazing that he's the main event of that celebrity boxing thing he was promoting.
Lady Resin
06-19-2009, 03:12 PM
I've never ever watched a realty show. When I first heard him on RnF he totally turned me off. I was ascared when I heard him on O&A this morning. I had a feeling he was going to stick around and go on RnF. His chick was annoying. She just kept on interuppting the show. BLECK.
CuntagiousChris
06-19-2009, 03:15 PM
yeah hes a alright but i could do without him
disneyspy
06-19-2009, 03:22 PM
hes a fan,friend of the show,been on a tv show and is promotin a fight,he should be in studio
lleeder
06-19-2009, 03:26 PM
who knew that there were that many celebrity boxing events? 9? really?
instrument
06-19-2009, 03:35 PM
I'd rather listen to him then the heckler.
lleeder
06-19-2009, 03:39 PM
I'd rather listen to him then the heckler.
Yeah but he's not as good as the Blowhard.
CofyCrakCocaine
06-19-2009, 03:46 PM
Whoisisthis we're talking about ? ? ?
Juliejulez
06-19-2009, 04:17 PM
Whoisisthis we're talking about ? ? ?
EXACTLY!!!!
He bores the piss out of me.
If this poll isn't gonna be unanimous, it'll never happen.
Drunky McBetidont
06-19-2009, 05:07 PM
i wouldn't say that he is "AWESOME" but he doesn't bore the piss out of me either. i thought he was good today.
paulisded
06-19-2009, 05:30 PM
He beats the Crazed/Spandy/Rohrchach/AJ Dynamite train
wreck.
I know alot of people love those guys but not me
Yet you were part of the Chuckwagon gang.
MadMatt
06-19-2009, 05:41 PM
The guy annoys me to no end. I turned away from both shows today when he was on. It ended up being a mostly music day for Matt.
MadMatt
06-19-2009, 05:43 PM
Yet you were part of the Chuckwagon gang.
Oh lord, I guess that means I am too. :sad:
However, I think Fairplay is equally annoying as the others on the list.
led37zep
06-19-2009, 05:43 PM
The guy annoys me to no end. I turned away from both shows today when he was on. It ended up being a mostly music day for Matt.
would you go so far to say you were Mad......matt?
JohnGacysCrawlSpace
06-19-2009, 05:45 PM
I'm tired of people from "reality" TV holding themselves out as celebrities.
Death Metal Moe
06-19-2009, 05:49 PM
He's another one of these "I'm somebody because I was on TV" guys. That's not a talent or skill, you were put on TV. That's it. That is your claim to fame.
Now, you're boxing Linday Lohan's dad to try to keep your name in the papers? Oooof.
He's always been a very boring guest and he holds no appeal for me. I am an admitted TV hater but I enjoy hearing other people as guests who are on TV and in Movies, he's just not entertaining.
JohnGacysCrawlSpace
06-19-2009, 05:56 PM
And he's a dick just for the sake of being a dick, like Bam Margera, put on TV to be an ass.
furie
06-19-2009, 05:57 PM
i didn't watch the show so i have no interest in the guy
He's a hard core fan of the show - he discovered them on the old "SU" when they were in DC, and randomly called in one night the first time with nothing to promote. I don't always dig what he says when he's on, but he can still crack me up, and it's clear he still love them - so, he gets a pass from me.
MadMatt
06-19-2009, 06:00 PM
would you go so far to say you were Mad......matt?
BWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
Death Metal Moe
06-19-2009, 06:02 PM
He's a hard core fan of the show - he discovered them on the old "SU" when they were in DC, and randomly called in one night the first time with nothing to promote. I don't always dig what he says when he's on, but he can still crack me up, and it's clear he still love them - so, he gets a pass from me.
I agree. He's as interesting as any other listener I've heard on the air, so that's the nicest thing I can say about Johnny Fairplay.
IMSlacker
06-19-2009, 06:07 PM
I only find him mildly annoying, no more so than various other fans of the show they have in studio now and then. He's only comes in a couple of times a year, so he doesn't bother me that much.
However, I have never heard of him outside of Ron & Fez and O&A and have no idea why he's a celebrity. All I know is that somehow he's the "bad boy of reality TV".
Serpico1103
06-19-2009, 06:09 PM
Some where in the middle. He is moderately entertaining. But, I hope he keeps coming back, so we can watch his decline- Survivor, dumped on head by Danny B, boxing Lohan.
Steep descent.
sailor
06-19-2009, 06:16 PM
i'd meant to start a thread today about what repeat guest sucks worst. he was my choice. he's a boring douche. he's like jason ellis with even less talent.
i'm surprised no one has thrown out the lame "carnies and rubes" hack line.
monkfish
06-19-2009, 06:25 PM
I'm convinced that he and fred from brooklyn are just two of paul o's alter egos.
MacVittie
06-19-2009, 06:37 PM
Gvac is the Jonny Fairplay of RonFez.net
led37zep
06-19-2009, 06:38 PM
Gvac is the Jonny Fairplay of RonFez.net
who's he having three ways with?
Death Metal Moe
06-19-2009, 06:44 PM
who's he having three ways with?
Justjon.
ToiletCrusher
06-20-2009, 03:16 AM
Fairplay? more like Gayplay!
dino_electropolis
06-20-2009, 04:02 AM
To be fair I don't think they can hear when people change the channel.
Hmmmm.... Is that being fair or being a nitpicking grammar clown?
TheCableNazi
06-20-2009, 04:28 AM
I really hope Lindsay Lohan's dad does some serious damage.
Recyclerz
06-20-2009, 05:17 AM
He fakes it so real he is beyond fake.
I have no idea why Paris Hilton, Kim Kardashian, John & Kate, that blond chick that Al Roker made cry, et al. are famous but they are, so there is a new(?) part of the entertainment ecosystem to populate and I guess that's where Johnny wants to be. They must be making some money out of this; I just hope none of it is mine.
Chigworthy
06-20-2009, 05:28 AM
He's a hard core fan of the show - he discovered them on the old "SU" when they were in DC, and randomly called in one night the first time with nothing to promote. I don't always dig what he says when he's on, but he can still crack me up, and it's clear he still love them - so, he gets a pass from me.
"You know this is Jon Fairplay, right?"
sailor
06-20-2009, 05:31 AM
a morbidly obese plant voted awesome! shenanigans!!
Serpico1103
06-20-2009, 12:59 PM
Johnny Fairplay, "Nothing works out for me. Except for the hot bisexual chick and the perfect baby."
Yeah, sounds like hard times.
Dan G
06-20-2009, 01:13 PM
He mentioned that's he's been on over 50 reality shows. I've never seen him other than doing a Google image search just to see what he looks like.
Dirtbag
06-21-2009, 07:01 PM
I thought the dead grandma stunt on Survivor was mildly amusing but he's done nothing since but annoy me on 202.
TripleSkeet
06-21-2009, 08:21 PM
Well this is a landslide.
realmenhatelife
06-21-2009, 08:58 PM
I like Fairplay, he's such an artificial construct. It's like he's really elaborate performance art. The fact that so many people hate him means he's very successful at being Fairplay.
Death Metal Moe
06-21-2009, 09:02 PM
I like Fairplay, he's such an artificial construct. It's like he's really elaborate performance art. The fact that so many people hate him means he's very successful at being Fairplay.
Or it means he's one of the most boring cunt hairs on TV and radio we've ever had the displeasure of having shoved in our faces way too many times.
Ya know, it could go either way.
cpnthrfan
06-21-2009, 09:05 PM
i dont care for him on the show
Crispy123
06-22-2009, 12:54 AM
Im a fan of the Fairplay but Ive never said another man besides my dad was "AWESOME".
Seems like someone might be green with envy.
IamFogHat
06-22-2009, 03:38 AM
Can't stand him.
AF Mike
06-22-2009, 03:55 AM
I really hope Lindsay Lohan's dad does some serious damage.
Hollywood Bad Boy wins Boxing Title
PHILADELPHIA, PA - Michael Lohan, father of Lindsay Lohan, knocked down Jonny Fairplay, of Survivor fame,
3 times en route to a 2nd round TKO and claims the Vacant CBF Welterweight title at Celebrity Boxing 9: Survival.
The event took place at the Philadelphia Airport Ramada in Essington, PA, June 20, 2009.
After the fight, Lohan stated that he will take on all challengers; Lohan's first defense will be in August in Atlantic City.
http://www.gerweck.net/news/1245609266.shtml
aceofspades7
06-22-2009, 06:37 AM
i'm not a fan but he is clearly a fan of Ron and Fez so he's can't be all that bad... I listened to the replay with him on yesterday afternoon and it wasn't that bad. The show def picked up when that segment ended and metal child started!
Contra
06-22-2009, 06:53 AM
Ha he got knocked the fuck out!
The Happening
06-22-2009, 07:27 AM
I'm not sure how anyone can say they are a fan of Johnny Fairplay. He brings about as much to the table as Hitler would bring to a Bar Mitzvah.
drjoek
06-22-2009, 07:36 AM
I was listening to the replay and he said he boxing Lindsay Lohans dad at the Airport Marriott in Philly:lol:
Death Metal Moe
06-22-2009, 08:23 AM
i'm not a fan but he is clearly a fan of Ron and Fez so he's can't be all that bad... I listened to the replay with him on yesterday afternoon and it wasn't that bad. The show def picked up when that segment ended and metal child started!
There's lots of Ron and Fez fans. Being a fan of the show does usually make you a little cooler than other people and I'd prefer to meet a R&F fan over a regular stranger.
What it doesn't automatically do is make you good on the radio.
spainlinx0
06-22-2009, 08:44 AM
I never get the impression that Ron and Fez like him all that much. He seems more tolerated than anything.
Aggie
06-22-2009, 09:15 AM
Just so you know what the douche looks like G:
http://www.sofachip.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/johnny-fairplay.jpg
http://z.about.com/d/realitytv/1/0/j/K/1/Jonny_Fairplay.jpg
aceofspades7
06-22-2009, 09:18 AM
Just so you know what the douche looks like G:
http://www.sofachip.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/johnny-fairplay.jpg
http://z.about.com/d/realitytv/1/0/j/K/1/Jonny_Fairplay.jpg
ok, i hate him :laugh:
TripleSkeet
06-22-2009, 09:26 AM
Or it means he's one of the most boring cunt hairs on TV and radio we've ever had the displeasure of having shoved in our faces way too many times.
Ya know, it could go either way.
Agreed. Johnny Fairplay has X-Pac heat.
TastelessGinny
06-22-2009, 09:29 AM
a barking dog
Dude, it's been years since I've been on the show.
nickypeeps
06-22-2009, 10:55 AM
Just so you know what the douche looks like G:
http://z.about.com/d/realitytv/1/0/j/K/1/Jonny_Fairplay.jpg
he literally makes that face and those peace signs in almost every photo that is taken of him, especially when it's totally unnecessary.
if there are any zach galifianakis fans, search "zach galifianakis vs. johnny fairplay" on youtube. its a clip of that douche kind of heckling zach that zach put on his first DVD. its pretty great
Space Edge
06-22-2009, 11:54 AM
He sucks almost as much as Reality TV does
brettmojo
06-22-2009, 11:57 AM
I prefer A.J. Dynamite.
Death Metal Moe
06-22-2009, 12:00 PM
I prefer dynamiting Johnny Fairplay.
robot artist
06-22-2009, 12:02 PM
I hate this fuckin asshole.
To paraphrase ESD, he is the 'penultimate' douchebag. I hated him on Survivor, and hated him all over again on Survivor All Stars. I don't understand why Ronnie suffers this fool - must be their mutual wrestling/carny background.
The one and only time I've found him to be entertaining is when Danny Bonadouche dropped him on his face and smashed his two front teeth.
Click here to view video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9wK2hFmxT4&feature=PlayList&p=8283C6BF8FC5FC53&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=48)
[SIZE=2]I hate this fuckin asshole.
To paraphrase ESD, he is the 'penultimate' douchebag. I hated him on Survivor, and hated him all over again on Survivor All Stars. I don't understand why Ronnie suffers this fool - must be their [b]mutual wrestling/carny background.
To quote Alan Alda....YESSS!!!! No one has made more $$$ doing LESS than Fairplay...he's an idiot who keeps winning the lottery BUT BECAUSE he's a carny and keeps selling himself over and over. No matter RonnieB loves him:devil2:
RMPGP
06-22-2009, 02:22 PM
Johnny Fairplay? More like Johnny Unfairplay.
http://imgsrv.ckrv.com/image/ckrv/UserFiles/Image/s16_johnny_fairplay_01.jpg
http://images.filmmagic.com/images/tnm/6660816.jpg
http://usversusthem.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/johnny-fairplay-bloody.jpg
http://images.hollywoodgrind.com:9000/images/2008/1/jonny-fairplay-and-michelle-deighton.jpg
http://a.abcnews.com/images/Entertainment/nm_johnny_fairplay_090528_ssv.jpg
Brad in Bama
06-22-2009, 03:00 PM
If I live to be a thousand I'll never understand what either Ron or Fez finds compelling about this guy.
He bores me to tears when he's on. Mr. "Look at me! I'm so cool! I'm a reality TV star! I've got a bi-sexual wife!"
We know, Johnny.
We know.
You mention it every fucking time you're on the air, whether in studio or on the phone.
Give it a rest.
And I still have absolutely no idea what this clown looks like, as I don't watch reality TV. I only know his name because of Ron and Fez, and I wish he wouldn't pollute the airwaves of my favorite show anymore.
Anyone a fan?
Yeah, we get it already. He grates on me a little. I like that he's a fan of the show, and that he seems to listen all the time. Maybe if he just quit trying to sell himself over and over again he wouldn't be so bad.
Death Metal Moe
06-22-2009, 03:03 PM
http://usversusthem.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/johnny-fairplay-bloody.jpg
This is the best pic I've ever seen of him.
he stinks and i don't like him.
Ritalin
06-23-2009, 01:02 PM
Just listening to last week's show on Audible - well, I was until this Fairplay drove me away.
There's a word for a guy like that: jive. The guy laughs at his own bad jokes and is the worst kind of name dropper - the kind where the stories never go anywhere.
Here's what I don't get. How can Ron completely slam Pixar movies yet make us listen to this little flea promote his phony boxing match at the airport hotel? How can you claim to be "too grown up" for Pixar movies, but be amused by this douchebag?
D isf or Dangerous
06-23-2009, 02:48 PM
I really just don't get what's supposed to be so entertaining about him.
Luckily I listen on Audible, so I only have to go through it once. After that I just fast forwarded through that part when I re-played (excluding the "RTFOTMC" part...cuz its just an awesome bit.)
D isf or Dangerous
06-23-2009, 02:51 PM
Wow I never knew what he looked like, but then I scrolled up.
No wonder people always want to fight this guy.
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