Anyone want to be in Limp Bizkit?

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Apparently they're holding try outs in 23 cities across the country.

Umm, isn't this how they put boy bands together?

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[IkeaBoy]

Fred Durst is in it for the music Alice, he doesn't care about the money. Just listen to his rendition of Wish you were here.

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[MightyMatt]

I would, but I'm still waiting to see if Rage calls me about that lead singer spot

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[Se7en]

I'd rather be raped by an elephant.

Limp Bizkit is such a fake band. And I'm not just saying that; it's a proven fact that the only reason they got any sort of national exposure was because their manager / label paid radio stations and MTV to play their music / videos, and of course, there are enough lemmings in our society that think that "Anything on MTV = cool", so the band became a huge hit.

Congrats to Wes, for realizing what a tool Fred is, and leaving the group.

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Thank you, WWFallon! You are my Olympic Hero!

"Being a bastard WORKS."
--Spider Jerusalem

[GvacNoMore]

I'll take the gig if they beg and plead, but I'd much rather have Joe C's old job with Kid Rock!

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Thanks, Rooster!

[Doogie]

I heard that ad for that whack zanearific contest today on gay-rock...Limp Bizkit time has passed. Fred Durst knows it too, that is why he pimped out all his songs to the WWF that time, cause he knew that it was the Titanic going down and the water was up to the "C"

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"You have two chocies in life. Get busy living or get busy dying"

[FezNotRon]

The Limp Bizkit audition: Two guys standing around with guitars, wondering what the lube is for.

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[fatty]

i believe they would randomly pick a guitarist, just like i believe that fez has a fiance, creed is not a christian rock band, and al dukes is a sex machine

it's true,
it's damn true!

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[legroommusic]

as an unemployed hack rock star, I'd be willing to sell out in two shakes of a dime. WHere can I go for an audition.

i got kicked out of my band, so now i'm stuck with the name