View Full Version : ~ Creep Factor ~
spoon
06-20-2009, 07:48 PM
Demetri Martin just had a strange skit on that he calls "greater than or equal to". His dry sense of humor has me dying, and one focused on creepiness.
A mustache is = to three gold chains. Hilarious and true.
How's that mustache Hammer?!
What other things out there screem creepy to you?
Hottub should mod this thread and it's sponsored by blow pops for guys.
ToiletCrusher
06-20-2009, 07:49 PM
vans with mini-blinds.
styckx
06-20-2009, 07:58 PM
Photo personalized pillows
spoon
06-20-2009, 08:00 PM
feathered hair
spoon
06-20-2009, 08:01 PM
close talkers and long huggers
weekapaugjz
06-20-2009, 08:01 PM
hanging out in the local playground.
weekapaugjz
06-20-2009, 08:02 PM
close talkers and long huggers
along the line of long huggers, the guy who won't let go of your hand when you shake it. fucking let go already!
styckx
06-20-2009, 08:05 PM
Something you would only understand if you are from Jersey, but.. Any car that still has blue Jersey plates.. Yeah, I automatically label that person as a creep
weekapaugjz
06-20-2009, 08:05 PM
having a skin suit.
weekapaugjz
06-20-2009, 08:07 PM
being obsessed with legos as an adult.
weekapaugjz
06-20-2009, 08:09 PM
telling your girlfriend to slick her hair back and use make-up to create pencil thin mustache to look like john waters.
oh wait. that's me... :ohmy:
spoon
06-20-2009, 08:10 PM
Something you would only understand if you are from Jersey, but.. Any car that still has blue Jersey plates.. Yeah, I automatically label that person as a creep
Ahhhhh, the ole powder blues! We need us some official Toronto Blue Jay circa mid-80's to mid 90's plates back. The official team of NJ baby!
http://daz.pl8.com/pl8s/NJ-ND-BBY-10J_HQ.jpg
mikeyboy
06-20-2009, 08:11 PM
As a side note, I love how Hammer's brief, ill-advised and poorly grown in mustache has given us so much material.
styckx
06-20-2009, 08:11 PM
Anyone who attends a Jimmy Buffet concert on purpose
spoon
06-20-2009, 08:13 PM
As a side note, I love how Hammer's brief, ill-advised and poorly grown in mustache has given us so much material.
Oh I'm pretty sure he's tried it before. I distinctly remember signing in to one of my games at Floyd and feeling dirty changing after seeing him there.
ToiletCrusher
06-20-2009, 08:14 PM
people with a weak, limp handshake.
styckx
06-20-2009, 08:15 PM
Any guy who isn't a messenger who wears a messenger bag.
weekapaugjz
06-20-2009, 08:17 PM
As a side note, I love how Hammer's brief, ill-advised and poorly grown in mustache has given us so much material.
when i finally decide to shave my beard, i will pull off the confederate for a few days. i will post pics when i do. totally creepy.
http://xenophilius.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/beard20087.jpg
Chigworthy
06-20-2009, 08:33 PM
Pretty much anything Italian.
paulisded
06-20-2009, 09:45 PM
When did Spoon become Gvac?
weekapaugjz
06-20-2009, 09:46 PM
When did Spoon become Gvac?
they're actually the same person.
razorboy
06-20-2009, 09:47 PM
vans with mini-blinds.
And airbrushed murals.
spoon
06-20-2009, 11:12 PM
When did Spoon become Gvac?
Take it back you unholy prick!
jauble
06-21-2009, 12:08 AM
along the line of long huggers, the guy who won't let go of your hand when you shake it. fucking let go already!
Or the continued hold and then the elbow grab.
RoseBlood
06-21-2009, 06:33 AM
As a side note, I love how Hammer's brief, ill-advised and poorly grown in mustache has given us so much material.
It's even creepier when you find out it's actually just pubic hair residue.
Any guy who isn't a messenger who wears a messenger bag.
It's a Satchel.. Ok..
http://blog.roots.com/.a/6a00e553c41c918834011570bf86d0970b-800wi
dickydean
06-21-2009, 07:02 AM
Old people who feel they have to touch you when they talk to you.
RoseBlood
06-21-2009, 09:09 AM
guys leaving more than the first two buttons of their shirts open.
people who smell like they just bathed in a tub of cologne.
men who have their kids names tattooed on their body but never see their kids.. same goes for vanity plates.
men at yoga who try to talk to you when class is over, but refuse to put their shirts back on. old sweaty hairy man chest is not only distracting to normal conversation, it's just gross offensive and creepy.
*add to the list*
anyone who listens to or wears a Winger t-shirt in public.
disneyspy
06-21-2009, 09:19 AM
people yellin like idiots at the US OPEN,is the only thing those stupid asses around beth paige know how to yell is "GET IN THE HOLE!" they make southern NASCAR fans look like geniuses
biozombie
06-21-2009, 09:24 AM
People who start a "Cougar Hall Of Fame" website.
RoseBlood
06-21-2009, 09:26 AM
people yellin like idiots at the US OPEN,is the only thing those stupid asses around beth paige know how to yell is "GET IN THE HOLE!" they make southern NASCAR fans look like geniuses
The people in houses around that area were charging $50 for people to park in their driveways.
RoseBlood
06-21-2009, 09:27 AM
People who start a "Cougar Hall Of Fame" website.
People who "google" "Cougar Hall Of Fame".
disneyspy
06-21-2009, 09:28 AM
People who "google" "Cougar Hall Of Fame".
shit
wait i yahooed it
TheMojoPin
06-21-2009, 09:39 AM
People who unecessarily add quotation marks around words.
GOOGLE.
RoseBlood
06-21-2009, 09:42 AM
People who unecessarily add quotation marks around words.
GOOGLE.
i hate you.
~GOOGLE~
TheMojoPin
06-21-2009, 09:46 AM
The tildes are spoon's schtick, you style-biter.
DiabloSammich
06-21-2009, 09:47 AM
Dashboard Confessional fans
TheMojoPin
06-21-2009, 09:52 AM
You leave Phishy be.
jauble
06-21-2009, 10:04 AM
people yellin like idiots at the US OPEN,is the only thing those stupid asses around beth paige know how to yell is "GET IN THE HOLE!" they make southern NASCAR fans look like geniuses
Northern fans still look stupid though.
disneyspy
06-21-2009, 10:12 AM
Northern fans still look stupid though.
do you yell "GET IN THE HOLE!"?
i bet your boyfriend is tired of hearin that
hammersavage
06-21-2009, 10:45 AM
As a side note, I love how Hammer's brief, ill-advised and poorly grown in mustache has given us so much material.
Yea, its great. You people didn't even know me then.
Oh I'm pretty sure he's tried it before. I distinctly remember signing in to one of my games at Floyd and feeling dirty changing after seeing him there.
You loved it fucko
cougarjake13
06-21-2009, 12:30 PM
cowboys and phillies fans
NateCantDance
06-22-2009, 06:04 AM
People who hover and have a hard time initiating a conversation, even if it's work related. If you need to talk to me, or you just want to chat then just walk up and do it already. Commit to the interaction, and both our lives will be easier. Don't linger around my office, staking the place out. Don't make 5 freaking walk-bys, and then lose your nerve at the last minute ever time. Don't poke your head in, and then leave in a hurry and hope that I didn't notice. And most of all don't walk up and engage me, and then just stand there fucking staring at me and not saying a word, hoping that I'll somehow read your mind and give you the information that you need without you having to speak or make eye contact. It's awkward as fuck and it makes me feel creepy just by association.
Jesus my guidance counselor was an asshole. Computer science was the future he said. Go into IT, he said.
People who don't understand the concept of personal space.
Aggie
06-22-2009, 06:53 AM
People who use the term "spankfully yours".
RoseBlood
06-22-2009, 06:59 AM
People who hover and have a hard time initiating a conversation, even if it's work related. If you need to talk to me, or you just want to chat then just walk up and do it already. Commit to the interaction, and both our lives will be easier. Don't linger around my office, staking the place out. Don't make 5 freaking walk-bys, and then lose your nerve at the last minute ever time. Don't poke your head in, and then leave in a hurry and hope that I didn't notice. And most of all don't walk up and engage me, and then just stand there fucking staring at me and not saying a word, hoping that I'll somehow read your mind and give you the information that you need without you having to speak or make eye contact. It's awkward as fuck and it makes me feel creepy just by association.
Jesus my guidance counselor was an asshole. Computer science was the future he said. Go into IT, he said.
You seem so personable and understanding, I can't imagine anyone feeling intimidated by your presence.
SatCam
06-22-2009, 07:15 AM
I love people who post thinly veiled sarcasm
RoseBlood
06-22-2009, 07:22 AM
I love people who post thinly veiled sarcasm
I should have added the :wink: or :tongue: to show it was playful sarcasm :dry:
NateCantDance
06-22-2009, 07:30 AM
You seem so personable and understanding, I can't imagine anyone feeling intimidated by your presence.
I have many leather bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.
RoseBlood
06-22-2009, 07:32 AM
I have many leather bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.
Is that you Mojo? :unsure:
Reynolds
06-22-2009, 07:32 AM
People with no concept of personal space
People who don't understand the concept of personal space.
People with no concept of personal space
Hmmm....
Reynolds
06-22-2009, 01:11 PM
Hmmm....
What, I can't have the same answer?
Chigworthy
06-23-2009, 03:02 PM
People who can't conceptualize a safe personal buffer around someone.
People who can't conceptualize a safe personal buffer around someone.
Hmmm...
TheMojoPin
06-23-2009, 04:49 PM
People with pics of guns as their sig and avatars of Clint Eastwood and the screenname "Gvac."
SatCam
06-23-2009, 05:02 PM
People with pics of guns as their sig and avatars of Clint Eastwood and the screenname "Gvac."
Hmmm...
boosterp
06-23-2009, 05:04 PM
Hmmm...
Hmmmm....
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