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Gvac
05-31-2009, 06:48 AM
Yo Doc!

Last weekend at a BBQ one of my buddies brought up that he knows he's getting old because he doesn't wake up with a hard on every morning like he used to. All the other guys laughed and agreed.

Well, I still do. EVERY morning. They didn't believe me but I have no reason to lie.

I'm also just as horny as I was when I was 17, and prefer ejaculating 3 times a day, whether I have a chick or not.

Is this normal for a man in his 40's?

I'm being serious. Why do I have such a high libido when it seems to be waning in the other guys my age?

Am I a sex maniac?

Any advice/help would be greatly appreciated.

Thanks.
debit
06-11-2009, 01:55 PM
Yo Doc!

Last weekend at a BBQ one of my buddies brought up that he knows he's getting old because he doesn't wake up with a hard on every morning like he used to. All the other guys laughed and agreed.

Well, I still do. EVERY morning. They didn't believe me but I have no reason to lie.

I'm also just as horny as I was when I was 17, and prefer ejaculating 3 times a day, whether I have a chick or not.

Is this normal for a man in his 40's?

I'm being serious. Why do I have such a high libido when it seems to be waning in the other guys my age?

Am I a sex maniac?

Any advice/help would be greatly appreciated.

Thanks.


I think you are bragging.

Dr. Steve, I have six pack abs and I don't have to work out, should I be concerned?
Dr. Steve, my penis is 10 inches, is this an issue?
Dr. Steve, my house is fully paid off and I only work for fun, am I OK?
Dr. Steve, I am a white male in America in the 21st century, am I lucky?
Dr Steve
06-21-2009, 01:19 PM
Yo Doc!

Last weekend at a BBQ one of my buddies brought up that he knows he's getting old because he doesn't wake up with a hard on every morning like he used to. All the other guys laughed and agreed.

Well, I still do. EVERY morning. They didn't believe me but I have no reason to lie.

I'm also just as horny as I was when I was 17, and prefer ejaculating 3 times a day, whether I have a chick or not.

Is this normal for a man in his 40's?

I'm being serious. Why do I have such a high libido when it seems to be waning in the other guys my age?

Am I a sex maniac?

Any advice/help would be greatly appreciated.

Thanks.

G:

everyone's different, bro. I knew a 75 year old couple who used to have sexual congress every day; the vast majority at that age haven't had it in 15-20 years (well, that's an exaggeration, but you get the point).

so quit bragging and enjoy it. you won the libido lottery my friend. :-)
instrument
06-21-2009, 01:31 PM
I dated a girl with huge labia once too gvac, you'll find your knight one day big guy.
led37zep
06-21-2009, 01:49 PM
I dated a girl with huge labia once too gvac, you'll find your knight one day big guy.
HA!
spoon
06-21-2009, 02:34 PM
i just puked
led37zep
06-21-2009, 02:37 PM
i just puked

at the thought of Gvacs droopy labia?
Death Metal Moe
06-21-2009, 02:38 PM
G:

everyone's different, bro. I knew a 75 year old couple who used to have sexual congress every day;

That's one Congress I would PREFER was in recess.

TEE HEE! I love legislative humor!
spoon
06-21-2009, 02:40 PM
i just puked

at the thought of Gvacs droopy labia?

in my pants.
Kevin
06-21-2009, 02:40 PM
That's one Congress I would PREFER was in recess.

TEE HEE! I love legislative humor!

I just Puked
disneyspy
06-21-2009, 02:42 PM
I just Puked

gag reflex?
Kevin
06-21-2009, 02:43 PM
gag reflex?

Na, just thinking about the sad state that Detroit sports is in these days...
spoon
06-21-2009, 02:46 PM
Na, just thinking about the sad state that Detroit sports is in these days...

Go Lions!
Tall_James
06-21-2009, 02:47 PM
Yo Doc!

Last weekend at a BBQ one of my buddies brought up that he knows he's getting old because he doesn't wake up with a hard on every morning like he used to. All the other guys laughed and agreed.

Well, I still do. EVERY morning. They didn't believe me but I have no reason to lie.

I'm also just as horny as I was when I was 17, and prefer ejaculating 3 times a day, whether I have a chick or not.

Is this normal for a man in his 40's?

I'm being serious. Why do I have such a high libido when it seems to be waning in the other guys my age?

Am I a sex maniac?

Any advice/help would be greatly appreciated.

Thanks.


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http://americanshelflife.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/40_1293.jpg

WOLF SHIRTS!
Kevin
06-21-2009, 02:52 PM
Go Lions!

I say the best punishment is for Disney to bang Friday so she could become a Lions fan..


Go LIONS... WHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
disneyspy
06-21-2009, 02:53 PM
but i dont like the lions
spoon
06-21-2009, 02:55 PM
but i dont like the lions

oh come on, who then?
TNABuffalo
06-21-2009, 02:55 PM
but i dont like the lions

How bout Buffalo sports......
Kevin
06-21-2009, 02:55 PM
but i dont like the lions

I would say you are a front runner but the Cowboys haven't won shit in like 20 years
disneyspy
06-21-2009, 02:57 PM
How bout Buffalo sports......

buffalo teams are the best,especially there MLB and NBA teams
disneyspy
06-21-2009, 02:59 PM
im almost 46 and wake up with mornin wood everyday
SatCam
06-21-2009, 03:01 PM
I'm also just as horny as I was when I was 17, and prefer ejaculating 3 times a day, whether I have a chick or not.

jesus h I dont think im that horny at this point in my life
Kevin
06-21-2009, 03:02 PM
im almost 46 and wake up with mornin wood everyday

Why do you have a sig pic with Ron and Phil Mickelson?
disneyspy
06-21-2009, 03:05 PM
oh please,mickleson wishes he looked this good
Death Metal Moe
06-21-2009, 03:05 PM
jesus h I dont think im that horny at this point in my life

Everyday for GVAC is that worst jerking off day you ever had as a kid, home from school by yourself where you jerked yourself dehydrated.
disneyspy
06-21-2009, 03:08 PM
poor gvac jerks himself raw,boy i dont miss those cock burns
RoseBlood
06-21-2009, 03:13 PM
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TNABuffalo
06-21-2009, 03:23 PM
buffalo teams are the best,especially there MLB and NBA teams

Inorite.......fucking awsome not having to deal with overpriced baseball and thugs
TheMojoPin
06-21-2009, 03:39 PM
Only an old coot would proudly own a massive lido deck.
Tall_James
06-22-2009, 03:50 AM
I actually found video of a practice session of Gvac's new band...

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