June 23rd: JerseyRich Day

[lleeder]

Alot of new people on the board don't know this but every June 23rd is a special Ronfez.net holiday. JerseyRich Day!!!!!!
He's everyones favorite poster that doesn't get enough mentions.
So have a great JerseyRich Day and say thanks to your favorite JerseyRich.

[Aggie]

Thanks, Rick! Enjoy your day.

[drjoek]

Is that the New Jersey version of N-rich?

[Gvac]

Thanks little Ricky!

You rock!

This is so awesome!!!

I LOVE EVERYBODY!!!

[spoon]

Too soon...and I'm boycotting this shit!

[lleeder]

Yeah right by tomorrow you'll have on all your Jerseyrich Day attire.

[~Katja~]

don't you have to be dead to get a day dedicated to you?
RickedyDick, you are dead to me now so I can honor you!

[lleeder]

whoever gets the jerseyrich day ichiban call gets a free 2 scoop sundae from baskin robbins courtesy of mikeyboy

[Furtherman]

and say thanks to your favorite JerseyRich.

My favorite JerseyRich is the Navy-SEAL version, with the spear gun and removable scuba gear!

[hammersavage]

I'll tell Rick to enjoy on his day and not a moment before.

[RhinoinMN]

Only one Rick is prettier than this one:


http://sharontate.tripod.com/Topp.jpg


And that's you Rick!

[~Katja~]

My favorite JerseyRich is the Navy-SEAL version, with the spear gun and removable scuba gear!
not even wearing a navy vest though
http://www.fashionista.com/images/entries/seal%20heidi.jpg

[hammersavage]

Is that Lorena and her husband?

[spoon]

Boycott!

[~Katja~]

Is that Lorena and her husband?

could be... but this one has a few extra kids

[King Hippos Bandaid]

meh, I choose to celebrate the Grand Duke's official birthday in Luxemberg instead

[ToiletCrusher]

That has to be the best tag ever.

Well, in context.

[Devo37]

i can't believe i had to work on JerseyRich Day! where am i, Russia?!?

[ToiletCrusher]

In Russia, JerseyRich day celebrates you!

[Hottub]

I will be ready.
My finest bathrobe is laundered and pressed. The marmelade is ready for my morning toast, along with an assortment of fresh fruit. And I shall suck only perfectly shorn cock. This day is for you Richie!
Cheers.

[Gvac]

i can't believe i had to work on JerseyRich Day! where am i, Russia?!?



It's tomorrow, silly!

If you go in to work you're a filthy, dirty Commie.

[ToiletCrusher]

Do field workers get to celebrate?

[Gvac]

Do field workers get to celebrate?

Oh boy DO they!

[ToiletCrusher]

The who the FUCK is going to pick my potatoes?

[Gvac]

The who the FUCK is going to pick my potatoes?

JerseyRich, of course!

Now you're just being silly!

[ToiletCrusher]

JerseyRich, of course!

Now you're just being silly!

I forgot!!!

What should I wear??

Will what I'm wearing in this stock photo of me celebrating Cinco De Mayo suffice?

http://i376.photobucket.com/albums/oo201/toiletcrusher/Photo30.jpg

[Gvac]

You smoke cigarettes?

That's such a turn off.

[lleeder]

JRDFF:

JerseyRich day is always the third longest day of the year.

[ToiletCrusher]

You smoke cigarettes?

That's such a turn off.

Twas nearly 2 months ago!!!

[~Katja~]

I will be ready.
My finest bathrobe is laundered and pressed. The marmelade is ready for my morning toast, along with an assortment of fresh fruit. And I shall suck only perfectly shorn cock. This day is for you Richie!
Cheers.

don't bother... his earl is never grey and he knows nothing about the metric system... he is a fraud!

[JerseyRich]

JerseyRich, of course!

Now you're just being silly!

No manual labor on JerseyRich Day.





Well, one kind is acceptable.

[~Katja~]

oh good, I thought I wasn't gonna be able to operate my heavy duty shower head

[mikeyboy]

JRDFF:

JerseyRich day is always the third longest day of the year.

No, it just feels that way.

[JerseyRich]

don't bother... his earl is never grey and he knows nothing about the metric system... he is a fraud!

25 kg = 55.1 lbs


Suck it ya Kraut!

[hammersavage]

Apparently, tomorrow is 'Let It Go' day. Which Rick has seemingly been allowing himself to observe since his mid twenties. Ayyooooooo


Let It Go Day -- Whatever it is that’s been grabbing your gut or your psyche, let it go. Just let it go. It’ll be a better day afterwards.

Sounds like hippie malarkey to me.

[Devo37]

It's tomorrow, silly!

If you go in to work you're a filthy, dirty Commie.

i guess i'm not in Russia, i'm in the future! my calendar says June 23rd! now if you'll excuse me, i'm going to teleport to my flying car and zip down to the global food dispensary to stock up on food pellets.

[~Katja~]

25 kg = 55.1 lbs


Suck it ya Kraut!

had to look that up though!!!! (so did I... I just know how 23 kg feels... not how much it is in pounds...lol)

oh and what do I suck now?

[biggirl]

I think I will take JerseyRich day off. I will probably just find a sitter, sit by the pool with margaritas with a picture of Rich sitting at my side table, wishing he was laying in the chaise next to me.

[RoseBlood]

I think Gay Pride Week kicks off in SF this week.

Coincidence? :unsure:

[tele7]

No manual labor on JerseyRich Day.





Well, one kind is acceptable.

Just be careful. Remember, we have band practice in a few weeks, and your right hand better be in top form.

To the bestest buddy and bass player this side of anywhere...

Happy Birthday, Rich!!! :clap:

[CruelCircus]

whoever gets the jerseyrich day ichiban call gets a free 2 scoop sundae from baskin robbins courtesy of mikeyboy

Hey! That money is supposed to go to our new chat room!!

[JerseyRich]

Happy Birthday, Rich!!! :clap:
Just to be clear.

It's not my Birthday.

[Foster]

Just to be clear.

It's not my Birthday.

well its back to the store with the gift I got you

[ANC]

Is that the New Jersey version of N-rich?

:lol::clap::lol: POTD!!!!


I bid you all a Merry JerseyRich!!! I gots my vest, my hat and rockin' a beard!

[JerseyRich]

ANC has the right idea.

Rock a vest, a tie, or a beard today.

If you don't have any of these, just send me cash.

[ToiletCrusher]

I still get one on loan, right?

[underdog]

Happy JerseyRich day to all! I'm glad I didn't miss it.

[~Katja~]

ANC has the right idea.

Rock a vest, a tie, or a beard today.

If you don't have any of these, just send me cash.

I went with the beard

[~Katja~]

I think I will take JerseyRich day off. I will probably just find a sitter, sit by the pool with margaritas with a picture of Rich sitting at my side table, wishing he was laying in the chaise next to me.

can we share that sitter again? Sounds like my kinda day!

[Jujubees2]

ANC has the right idea.

Rock a vest, a tie, or a beard today.

If you don't have any of these, just send me cash.

Alright, I'll put a tie on today to honor one of R&F.net's finest. Mr. JerseyRich!

[Dash77]

Happy RICK DAY everybody gonna start grilling sum cheese burgers..

[Aggie]

It's catching on everywhere. Kim was one of the first celebrities to take a stand in support of today:

http://meetthefamous.com/pics/data/meetthefamous.com/l/lucy_love/1227940778_80192191_10.jpg&x=415&&y=581


Is that Lorena and her husband?

:laugh:

[JerseyRich]

http://meetthefamous.com/pics/data/meetthefamous.com/l/lucy_love/1227940778_80192191_10.jpg&x=415&&y=581


Best...VEST...EVER!

[~Katja~]

It's catching on everywhere.

no kidding, could hardly escape them in Germany... every clothing store had them in every damn corner

[Aggie]

no kidding, could hardly escape them in Germany... every clothing store had them in every damn corner

That is the power of JerseyRich. :king:

[~Katja~]

That is the power of JerseyRich. :king:

yet I could not find a vested garden gnome for his herb garden... I though that would be funny... could not find it anywhere... of course it would have needed a black beard and a bass too

[Hottub]

Happy RICK DAY everybody gonna start grilling sum cheese burgers..

http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/8530/bergenbarnightv003.jpg

[JerseyRich]

Can I interest you ladies in a vest such as this one?

http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/img-thing?.out=jpg&size=l&tid=2260578

[~Katja~]

Can I interest you ladies in a vest such as this one?

http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/img-thing?.out=jpg&size=l&tid=2260578

looks like a big belt... I am guessing one would have to wear nothing under it, right?

[hammersavage]

That is the power of JerseyRich. :king:

Because Germans are so ahead in fashion sense.


Happy anniversary Rick.

[~Katja~]

Because Germans are so ahead in fashion sense.
.
if that's the case then everyone will dress gay and wear fanny packs in the near future

[hammersavage]

http://goodjobbb.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/sprockets.jpg

[RoseBlood]

How many appreciation threads does one guy need? :blink:

[King Hippos Bandaid]

sorry Ricky, but Jersey Rich Day is being postponed for "snoogans gabs on the phone like a chick day"

[JerseyRich]

How many appreciation threads does one guy need? :blink:

You're already "the best." Do you need to shit on this day?

[hammersavage]

You're already "the best." Do you need to shit on this day?

I did twice.


And I'm not nearly the best.

[RoseBlood]

You're already "the best." Do you need to shit on this day?

Here comes literal Rose:

I'm not shitting on this day. I might piss on it, but shit no.
FYI.. mod quotes are mostly untrue. :sad:

[JerseyRich]

Here comes literal Rose:

I'm not shitting on this day. I might piss on it, but shit no.
FYI.. mod quotes are mostly untrue. :sad:
Agreed

[~Katja~]

Here comes literal Rose:


I am starting a trend :)

[Contra]

Am I supposed to drink tea and eat krimpkets today?

I've already got the balding hairstyle.

[JerseyRich]

Am I supposed to drink tea and eat krimpkets today?

I've already got the balding hairstyle.


Did you mean crumpets? If so, I don't eat those, so it's not necessary.

[ToiletCrusher]

I am celebrating my JerseyRich day by preening my beard and drinking beer.

[JerseyRich]

I am celebrating my JerseyRich day by preening my beard and drinking beer.


Lately it's been Wine and Captain and Cokes for me. I think my beer drinking days are coming to an end.

I think I'll have a glass of wine this evening to celebrate my day.

[hammersavage]

I'm celebrating by pulling over and puking into a garbage can in NYC from drinking too much.

[~Katja~]

wine... I knew there was something I needed to add to my shopping list today

[JerseyRich]

I'm celebrating by pulling over and puking into a garbage can in NYC from drinking too much.

Now here's a guy who knows how to celebrate!

[Crispy123]

I am celebrating my JerseyRich day by preening my beard and drinking beer.

Im celebrating by staring at his sig pic and thinking of words that match his facial expressions. So far I have "cheese doodle" and "shes a whore".

[Contra]

Did you mean crumpets? If so, I don't eat those, so it's not necessary.

Yeah sorry about that, I must have a craving for tastykake

[RoseBlood]

Can I interest you ladies in a vest such as this one?

http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/img-thing?.out=jpg&size=l&tid=2260578
That's actually a nice, non-ghey looking vest.
I keep seeing vests popping up in all the stores though.
I am starting a trend :)
I like it!
Lately it's been Wine and Captain and Cokes for me. I think my beer drinking days are coming to an end.
I think I'll have a glass of wine this evening to celebrate my day.
wine... I knew there was something I needed to add to my shopping list today
I think this is a great idea!
http://i39.tinypic.com/2urujic.jpg
I'm celebrating by pulling over and puking into a garbage can in NYC from drinking too much.
I'm going to be celebrating by getting drunk on my new trampoline.
Or
I just won't brush my teeth.

[boosterp]

ANC has the right idea.

Rock a vest, a tie, or a beard today.

If you don't have any of these, just send me cash.

Can I just wear my hunting vest and a camo ball cap?

if that's the case then everyone will dress gay and wear fanny packs in the near future

Fanny packs have made a resurgence from the mid 90s?

[zildjian361]

Congrat's my Dude:clap:btw how come Gvac doesn't have his own day?:sad::smoke::drunk::wink:

[joethebartender]

Rockin' a tablecloth for a shirt today. Why? you ask...
Cuz it's JRD mafahka!!!!:drunk:

[Gvac]

What an awesome JerseyRich Day I had!

I ate some bland, boiled food, chugged a few Bass Ales, and punched out an Irishman!

BEST

DAY

EVER

[tele7]

:wallbash::glurps::bye:

[hammersavage]

Did beardy see his shadow?

[britneypablo]

<font color="deeppink"> on account of JerseyRich day i took the day off work, went to the pool and trimmed up my beard....both

[hammersavage]

vagina beard

[zildjian361]

<font color="deeppink"> on account of JerseyRich day i took the day off work, went to the pool and trimmed up my beard....both

Nice clean shaven or :ohmy:

[Death Metal Moe]

Just wanted to wish everyone a Merry Jersey Rich Day and Happy Satcam Year.

Peace on Earth, Good Beard towards men.

Now to sit down to a traditional JRD feast of Bangers and Mash with a pint.

http://gmonteith.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/bangersandmash.jpg

[zildjian361]

Just wanted to wish everyone a Merry Jersey Rich Day and Happy Satcam Year.

Peace on Earth, Good Beard towards men.

Now to sit down to a traditional JRD feast of Bangers and Mash with a pint.

http://gmonteith.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/bangersandmash.jpg

Mange:wink:

[boosterp]

Why can I not find a pic using google image search of brats and pomfritz? Damn!

[~Katja~]

Why can I not find a pic using google image search of brats and pomfritz? Damn!
http://www.ein-besseres-leben.de/images/viana-pommes.jpg

[boosterp]

http://www.ein-besseres-leben.de/images/viana-pommes.jpg

Ahhhhh, but without the creepy German mayonnaise.

that was my favorite lunch at the little German cafeteria right outside of our hospital. They was also a bakery and had the best fresh bread in the morning. They cooked up amazing breakfast sanmmiches, I miss Germany.

[~Katja~]

Ahhhhh, but without the creepy German mayonnaise.

that was my favorite lunch at the little German cafeteria right outside of our hospital. They was also a bakery and had the best fresh bread in the morning. They cooked up amazing breakfast sanmmiches, I miss Germany.

that is mustard in the picture
and fries have to be red & white

[Death Metal Moe]

Fuckin' stavin now.

[boosterp]

that is mustard in the picture
and fries have to be red & white

Oh, I mistook it for some mayo based shit I saw there. I can't understand why many restaurants charged extra for ketchup but not for mayo or mustard.

[Foster]

Oh, I mistook it for some mayo based shit I saw there. I can't understand why many restaurants charged extra for ketchup but not for mayo or mustard.

I never heard of any place charging extra for condiments

[~Katja~]

Oh, I mistook it for some mayo based shit I saw there. I can't understand why many restaurants charged extra for ketchup but not for mayo or mustard.
not sure where you were, but Lukas ate ketchup and we were not charged... one time they brought it to him in a gravy boat cause he kept asking for more

[~Katja~]

Fuckin' stavin now.
hold the angry!

[boosterp]

not sure where you were, but Lukas ate ketchup and we were not charged... one time they brought it to him in a gravy boat cause he kept asking for more

Wow, in Heidelberg, Mannheim, and Stuttgart (the 3 places I spent much of my time) I remember being charged. That was mid 90s though, maybe that is why?

[Tall_James]

I have enjoyed my JerseyRich Day here in Massachusetts. Its the place where I first met Rich and was overwhelmed by his awesomeness.

Cheers mate!

[cougarjake13]

yad hcir yesrej yppah

[Foster]

Wow, in Heidelberg, Mannheim, and Stuttgart (the 3 places I spent much of my time) I remember being charged. That was mid 90s though, maybe that is why?


was there a tomato shortage back then?

[~Katja~]

was there a tomato shortage back then?
damn westerners, if we had anything in East Germany it was tomatoes and ketchup... free for all!

[Foster]

damn westerners, if we had anything in East Germany it was tomatoes and ketchup... free for all!

except for American GIs like booster apparently

[boosterp]

except for American GIs like booster apparently

The shit sure was not Heinz, it was much sweeter.

[JohnGacysCrawlSpace]

Ho ho ho! Merry JerseyRich-mas!

[Justice4all]

We should make it a national holiday...or at least a local one

he deserves it.