Spoon is a douche

[Snoogans]

Really. Put me on hold so you can take a "work" call? FUCK THAT. THIS AINT THE FUCKIN DMV, SON OF A BITCH

[ToiletCrusher]

Who takes calls while at work anyway???

Aren't you supposed to work at work??

Douche!

[Snoogans]

i hung up. I cant be doin all this waitin on hold. My time is far too important. I have a golf course to prepare to take down

[Aggie]

~ These are gay. ~

[Snoogans]

I should post what he makes a year at this "work" he put me on hold for.

157K a year, plus a car and some other shit. Isnt that fucked up? What kind of god would allow that to happen

[A.J.]

You deal with Snoogans now!

[Snoogans]

You deal with Snoogans now!

FUCK THAT SHIT

[RhinoinMN]

I wouldn't have even took the call. Spoon is a genius.

[Snoogans]

I wouldn't have even took the call. Spoon is a genius.

He called me

[Dougie Brootal]

I wouldn't have even took the call. Spoon is a genius.

He called me

brilliant!

[TheMojoPin]

Oh my.

HE'S CHEATING ON YOU.

[Snoogans]

Oh my.

HE'S CHEATING ON YOU.

Don't be like Turtle.

[TheMojoPin]

Don't be like Turtle.

THE CALL IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE.

[Snoogans]

THE CALL IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE.

http://www.neonsign.com/eng_inflatables/images/budicepenguininf.jpg



Dooby, dooby dooo

[biggestmexi]

http://www.neonsign.com/eng_inflatables/images/budicepenguininf.jpg



Dooby, dooby dooo

WNEW ......Pease hode.

[ralphbxny]

Spoon is douchalicious!!!

[RhinoinMN]

He called me

Then he is a douche.

[Snoogans]

Then he is a douche.

exactly


hey, wait

[~Katja~]

I should post what he makes a year at this "work" he put me on hold for.

157K a year, plus a car and some other shit. Isnt that fucked up? What kind of god would allow that to happen

he makes 157K BECAUSE he puts you on hold when work needs to be done... the douchy person is the one being put on hold... if someone asks me to put me on hold I say no, just call back when you have time again.

[Snoogans]

he makes 157K BECAUSE he puts you on hold when work needs to be done... the douchy person is the one being put on hold... if someone asks me to put me on hold I say no, just call back when you have time again.

well, someone missed the entire joke that this was

[~Katja~]

well, someone missed the entire joke that this was

i did not miss the joke... just did not see why this should be a separate thread...

[ChrisTheCop]

i did not miss the joke... just did not see why this should be a separate thread...

let the boy have his man crush.

[~Katja~]

let the boy have his man crush.
I am just jealous spoon never calls me

[RoseBlood]

I am just jealous spoon never calls me

Haha.. If you don't mind taking the AIDS risk, you can always go into the chat room at 3am on a weeknight and hear him talk. Your ears will bleed.

[~Katja~]

Haha.. If you don't mind taking the AIDS risk, you can always go into the chat room at 3am on a weeknight and hear him talk. Your ears will bleed.
silly, you can't get aids twice

[hammersavage]

Wait, guys talk on the phone?

[ChrisTheCop]

silly, you can't get aids twice

Sure you can! Why do you think it's plural??!!

[disneyspy]

this should just be titled WATER IS WET

[Death Metal Moe]

Wait, guys talk on the phone?

Non-homophobic ones do, yes. Not like you'd just sit there and talk about anything that came to mind for too long like you did in high school with a girl you were into, but guys can talk on the phone.

[ChrisTheCop]

Non-homophobic ones do, yes. Not like you'd just sit there and talk about anything that came to mind for too long like you did in high school with a girl you were into, but guys can talk on the phone.

...but what about the waiting for the other guy to come back and getting upset when he cant talk right now?

[RoseBlood]

Wait, guys talk on the phone?
Two guys in love do.
this should just be titled WATER IS WET
There is love like fire, and there is love like water.
Wanna guess which kind of love these two douches have for each other?

[~Katja~]

Non-homophobic ones do, yes. Not like you'd just sit there and talk about anything that came to mind for too long like you did in high school with a girl you were into, but guys can talk on the phone.

don't be silly, even chicks don't talk on the phone anymore these days

[hammersavage]

Non-homophobic ones do, yes. Not like you'd just sit there and talk about anything that came to mind for too long like you did in high school with a girl you were into, but guys can talk on the phone.

I meant talk as in have a conversation. I've only called someone to tell them something specific. But that's just me, I'd rather text.

[RoseBlood]

...but what about the waiting for the other guy to come back and getting upset when he cant talk right now?

So Snoogans is the bitch in this relationship!!!!!!!!!!

[hammersavage]

Two guys in love do.

Ah.


I've only been in like I guess.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

men talk on the phone for more than 1 minute

ewww

[RoseBlood]

Poor Snoogies.. nothing like a woman scorn (or a woman who THINKS she's been scorn).. I'll bet he's ripping into spoon right now.

[RoseBlood]

Can't we just make this the official "hate on snoogans" thread?
Or isn't that every thread?

[disneyspy]

DONT BE A PUSSY!!!! kiss spoon's ass and make up,snoogans

[RoseBlood]

men talk on the phone for more than 1 minute

ewww

They like their phone sex nice and slow.

[RoseBlood]

I can't wait for spoon to report back to us what Snoogans is wearing.

[hammersavage]

Probably golf pants right now.

[Death Metal Moe]

I meant talk as in have a conversation. I've only called someone to tell them something specific. But that's just me, I'd rather text.

I don't know, I'm pretty good friends with my long time bandmate Bob, we have had long conversations on the phone. My buddy Grim Sanity I met off this message board is someone else I can usually hold a long conversation with. Do I just call them out of the blue? Not usually, but I don't think it's gay that you can have a lengthy conversation with someone you call your friend.

[PhishHead]

Spoon never puts me on hold when we talk on the phone.

[Death Metal Moe]

Poor Snoogies.. nothing like a woman scorn (or a woman who THINKS she's been scorn).. I'll bet he's ripping into spoon right now.

The make up sex is going to be amazing. :wub:

[disneyspy]

fuckin gvac and chuckwagoncook can talk for fuckin hours on the phone

[mikeyboy]

I imagine Snoogans lying on his stomach on his bed, with his elbows propped up on a heart shaped pillow, holding the phone against his ear with one hand and twirling his hair with his other hand.

[A.J.]

I imagine Snoogans lying on his stomach on his bed, with his elbows propped up on a heart shaped pillow, holding the phone against his ear with one hand and twirling his hair with his other hand.

http://download.lardlad.com/framegrabs/9F05/143.jpg

[Death Metal Moe]

I imagine Snoogans lying on his stomach on my bed, with his elbows propped up on a heart shaped pillow, holding the phone against his ear with one hand as I twirli his hair with my one hand as I gently jack it.

Ewwwwwww

[TheMojoPin]

I imagine Snoogans lying on his stomach on his bed, with his elbows propped up on a heart shaped pillow, holding the phone against his ear with one hand and twirling his hair with his other hand.

He has a princess phone, too, though lets pretend it's a Mary Worth phone so AJ can find that Simpsons photo as well.

[disneyspy]

Ewwwwwww

ya somethin tells me mikeyboy also imagines snoogans nude alot

DONT BE DAYDREAMIN BOUT SNOOGANS ALL DAY!!!

[A.J.]

He has a princess phone, too, though lets pretend it's a Mary Worth phone so AJ can find that Simpsons photo as well.

DONE.

http://download.lardlad.com/framegrabs/1F21/114.jpg

[RoseBlood]

Ewwwwwww

Something very emasculating about a man screeching "ewwwwwww".

[hammersavage]

followed by 'a-guhrosssss'

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Something very emasculating about a man screeching "ewwwwwww".


I wiggle my wrist and fingers when i say eww


especially when there is a bug or spider

[TheMojoPin]

I wiggle my wrist and fingers when i say eww


especially when there is a bug or spider

You wiggle just from breathing.

[A.J.]

I wiggle my wrist and fingers when i say eww

Just a little bit?

[hammersavage]

Just a little bit?

awesome

[Death Metal Moe]

Something very emasculating about a man screeching "ewwwwwww".

It was more of a muffled, under your breath disgust than a "I just saw a mouse" screech.

[PhishHead]

You wiggle just from breathing.

this made me spit water out.

[TheMojoPin]

this made me spit water out.

Hippo's whole life is summed up by this shitty, shitty movie:

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/GbpRpJzZK7s&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/GbpRpJzZK7s&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

[spork]

~ These are gay. ~

how dare you insult the family crest!!!!!!!!!!!

[WampusCrandle]

i have to assume that Snoogans has a life subscription to Tiger Beat Magazine.

[mikeyboy]

I assume he has a Jonas Brothers notebook and he practicing his kissing on the cover.

[RoseBlood]

He's got this hanging on his bedroom wall.

http://www.disneydreaming.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/high-school-musical-3-soundtrack.jpg

[RoseBlood]

I assume he has a Jonas Brothers notebook and he practicing his kissing on the cover.
and he preludes each kiss by yelling "kiss me fools!"

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I wonder which Corey Snoogans wants to deflower him

[hammersavage]

I assume he has a Jonas Brothers notebook and he practicing his kissing on the cover.

He writes his married name in different variations on the back cover.

[TheMojoPin]

He writes his married name in different variations on the back cover.

"Mrs. Marmaduke Spoogans, esq.!"

*SIGH*

[Crispy123]

I wonder which Corey Snoogans wants to deflower him

You gotta go with the Haim dog.

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l151/luna151/Image016-1.jpg

[PhishHead]

"Mrs. Marmaduke Spoogans, esq.!"

*SIGH*

does anyone not realize the brilliance Mojo is bringing to the table today? And this is on 1 hours sleep last night!!

Everyone should bow to him.

[Crispy123]

does anyone not realize the brilliance Mojo is bringing to the table today? And this is on 1 hours sleep last night!!

Everyone should blow him.

Wow that is a bold statement!

[PhishHead]

Wow that is a bold statement!

not that bold, it is mojo.

[disneyspy]

Two guys in love do.

There is love like fire, and there is love like water.
Wanna guess which kind of love these two douches have for each other?

no

[Crispy123]

not that bold, it is mojo.

Touche

[Death Metal Moe]

does anyone not realize the brilliance Mojo is bringing to the table today? And this is on 1 hours sleep last night!!

Everyone should bow to him.

You 2 were up late weren't ya? Did ya have a sleep over or something?

[boosterp]

This thread is brilliant.

[PhishHead]

You 2 were up late weren't ya? Did ya have a sleep over or something?

Jealous?

[Hottub]

not that bold, it is mojo.

Wait, I thought spoon was the douche.

[EliSnow]

Jealous?

Phish used to talk this way about me.

Things change, I guess.

[PhishHead]

Phish used to talk this way about me.

Things change, I guess.

I always love Eli! :wub:

I actually have sometimes to tell you in private.

[topless_mike]

Really. Put me on hold so you can take a "work" call? FUCK THAT. THIS AINT THE FUCKIN DMV, SON OF A BITCH

Doesn't make him a bad guy. I'd still sleep with him...

[King Hippos Bandaid]

cant wait for the team Snoogans reaction after coming home from work and reading this

[Gvac]

Spoon actually called me today while I was working but I was too busy to answer.

Fuck him.

And once upon a time I was Phishy's favorite. :down: :glurps:

[Snoogans]

cant wait for the team Snoogans reaction after coming home from work and reading this

I was actually playin golf. I dont care. The shit I fuckin say, if I honestly got mad about this, I would be a complete hypocritical asshole.

[Snoogans]

and hammer was right. I was wearing golf pants. So was hammer's dream date, Dash.

[zildjian361]

Phish used to talk this way about me.

Things change, I guess.

stop fuckin yellin we get it shit

[hammersavage]

and hammer was right. I was wearing golf pants. So was hammer's dream date, Dash.

They let that black bear on the course!

[Snoogans]

They let that black bear on the course!

it was named after him:

http://www.crystalgolfresort.com/images/webstore/cells/A442_C1450_C2_C23_bla.gif

[hammersavage]

What did you shoot? I got $20 on 98

[Snoogans]

What did you shoot? I got $20 on 98

you lost 20. I shot poorly for the entire front 9 until I realized that I wasnt holding the club as tight with my left hand as normal, causing me to block everything to the right.

lets just say my back nine holes accounted for around 35% of my shots

[zildjian361]

you lost 20. I shot poorly for the entire front 9 until I realized that I wasnt holding the club as tight with my left hand as normal, causing me to block everything to the right.

lets just say my back nine holes accounted for around 35% of my shots

Snoogans is my Dude:smoke::drunk:

[WampusCrandle]

Snoogans is my Dude:smoke::drunk:

fag.

[Gvac]

You should have made this a poll - "Is spoon a douche?"

It would have been our first 100% poll ever.

[Snoogans]

You should have made this a poll - "Is spoon a douche?"

It would have been our first 100% poll ever.

yea. 4 idiots messed up that best type of pizza one

[CofyCrakCocaine]

You should have made this a poll - "Is spoon a douche?"

It would have been our first 100% poll ever.

Like as in 100% No?

Sorry, I'm trying to shake the L-word. Habits die hard (nervous laugh)

[CofyCrakCocaine]

yea. 4 idiots messed up that best type of pizza one

there's always gonna be pussies, no matter how many times you tell 'em not to be

[Snoogans]

there's always gonna be pussies, no matter how many times you tell 'em not to be

yea I noticed that when I was talkin to Hammersavage last time

[boosterp]

I want spoon's take on this.

[mikeyboy]

How about this poll? Who's the bigger prick, spoon or sailor? Talk about an unstoppable force meeting an unmovable object. Worlds could end.

[Snoogans]

How about this poll? Who's the bigger prick, spoon or sailor? Talk about an unstoppable force meeting an unmovable object. Worlds could end.

throw in matty and make it a 3 way dance

[mikeyboy]

throw in matty and make it a 3 way dance

Who?

[Snoogans]

Who?

is that for life?

[mikeyboy]

is that for life?

Only in my dreams.

[Snoogans]

Only in my dreams.

You and everyone else, pal

[CofyCrakCocaine]

Wait a fucking minute. He's been banned??

I must know MOOOAAAARRR.

[Gvac]

Who?

is that for life?

Only in my dreams.

Fairy tales can come true...

You have the power, mikey.

USE IT!!!

[Snoogans]

Fairy tales can come true...

You have the power, mikey.

USE IT!!!

IP

[EliSnow]

stop fuckin yellin we get it shit

All caps means yelling.

A bigger font is just a bigger font.

[A.J.]

All caps means yelling.

A bigger font is just a bigger font.

Or font envy.

[EliSnow]

Or font envy.

There's all different ways to compensate.

Now, I think I'll go and ban about 50 spammers.

[ToiletCrusher]

There's all different ways to compensate.

Now, I think I'll go and ban about 50 spammers.

For some sound advice on who to ban, don't forget to check out my thread!!

[EliSnow]

For some sound advice on who to ban, don't forget to check out my thread!!

Ah, grasshopper. We have so many different ways to identify spammers. It's to the point where it's like shooting fish in a barrel.

[ToiletCrusher]

Ah, grasshopper. We have so many different ways to identify spammers. It's to the point where it's like shooting fish in a barrel.

I just get the little guys that somehow escape.

[EliSnow]

I just get the little guys that somehow escape.

You get some guys as they come in.

I think 99.9% of people who join this site are spammers. And a lot get in at night or are missed when they first join.

[Dash77]

They let that black bear on the course!

You Damn right..

[sailor]

How about this poll? Who's the bigger prick, spoon or sailor? Talk about an unstoppable force meeting an unmovable object. Worlds could end.

hey, i'm beloved!

[Kris10]

Touche

Touch E


When did Snoogs & Spoon kiss & make up???

[boosterp]

hey, i'm beloved!

Sometimes.

[mikeyboy]

never

[sailor]

liar!

[mikeyboy]

nuh-uh

[boosterp]

nuh-uh

I miss Matty because of you so shush.

[mikeyboy]

I miss Matty because of you

I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy.

[boosterp]

I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy.

:lol: Silly lawyer. I bet y'all double date on occasion.

[sailor]

hey, i'm beloved!

Fact.

[Dude!]

Fact.

well, you're not quite as awful
as most of the people here

[jennysmurf]

I love that this is a thread. :laugh:

[deliciousV]

I love that this is a thread. :laugh:

Some things just hold up, stand the test of time.

[Dell]

I love that this is a thread. :laugh:

it's one of those "the sun is warm and ice is cold" threads...

[CountryBob]

ha - didn't know this thread was here.

[cougarjake13]

Spoon must be fapping uncontrollably whilst watching his beloved chargers

[disneyspy]

i can't believe that this isn't the biggest thread on this board

[deliciousV]

i can't believe that this isn't the biggest thread on this board

I can't believe it's not an entire board of it's own.

[disneyspy]

I can't believe it's not an entire board of it's own.

:lol:

[SonOfSmeagol]

thread has legs. loooong legs

[spoon]

ah, a blast from the past!

reminded me of THESE type threads…

Fight the good fight Snoogs! (http://ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=41963)

Adriatic Antagonism (http://ronfez.net/forums/search.php?searchid=306714&pp=25&page=4)


ahhhh, the good old days where people didn't cry like bitches when a joke flew…right douchespy?!