Remember When Holidays Were Pure

[lleeder]

When I was kid holidays seemed mean alot more. Now they are just an excuse for stores to unload their old crap on us. I was all excited to celebrate JerseyRich Day. Then I went into the mall and saw the huge displays of ties, crazy patterns and vests and it made me sick. It was like people didn't even know what the day was about. Hallmark must be having a good laugh as they rake in the cash today. There is no JerseyRich. There I said it I can't take this bullshit anymore.

[hammersavage]

JerseyRich is just a fabricated character made up by major corporations to get money out of people on holidays. He is as real as the Easter bunny and Santa Claus.

[spankyfrank]

JerseyRich is just a fabricated character made up by major corporations to get money out of people on holidays. He is as real as the Easter bunny and Santa Claus.

I've always thought the same thing. I've never had the courage to actually say that myself.

[hammersavage]

I mean don't get me wrong, I'll tell the same lie to my kids, I'm sure. Only the naivety of youth would allow someone to believe a man would dress like that.

[hammersavage]

And why would anyone play bass?

[rick9669]

i used to, but then i recall all the drinking and yelling. and my grandparents house smelled . my aunts stunk like cigarettes . i just like getting free stuff . if you want to put up a tree and some lights maybe a little turkey have at it .:smoke:

[lleeder]

And why would anyone play bass?

Or drink it for that matter?

[hammersavage]

And every year, my mother would drag me to go see our relatives on JRD which I dreaded. My grandmother had all those cats. Now whenever I smell kitty litter, I think of JerseyRich.

[Marc with a c]

you're really pushing this jersey rich day huh?

[OneEyeJack]

how about how the Great JerseyRich is to rise from a pumpkin or tomato patch on halloween night.I wonder who makes up this crap????

[Devo37]

all of those Norman Rockwell paintings of families celebrating JerseyRich Day are images of a utopian world that never really existed.

JerseyRich Day has always been about crass commercialism! sad, but true.

[Death Metal Moe]

http://www.sptimes.com/2003/03/07/photos/flo-hatred6.jpg
"Preach on Brother lleeder. We prefer our good, Christian, White holidays to remain pure too."

[OneEyeJack]

its also said if you look in a mirror and say JerseyRichs name three times you,ll start to lose your hair...:glurps:

[SatCam]

I picked up a JR Day card at the corner store the other day. It read

Wishing You
A Very Hairy
Jersey Rich Day

[Death Metal Moe]

its also said if you look in a mirror and say JerseyRichs name three times you,ll start to lose your hair...:glurps:

Ouch dude, that's not funny, that's personal.

[OneEyeJack]

Ouch dude, that's not funny, that's personal.





your right, its not true, I take it back..

[~Katja~]

its also said if you look in a mirror and say JerseyRichs name three times you,ll start to lose your hair...:glurps:

strange, when I said Rick, Dick ,Rick I grew facial hair

[OneEyeJack]

strange, when I said Rick, Dick ,Rick I grew facial hair

did you look in your pants yet?:tongue:

[TooLowBrow]

christmas used to be as pure as barely cut coke 12/97

good times

[~Katja~]

did you look in your pants yet?:tongue:
nothing in there

[sailor]

When I was kid holidays seemed mean alot more.

why were they mean?

[Snoogans]

why were they mean?

lleeder must be one of those nerds who loved school and had no friends.

What did you do to your brain since then to ruin it?

[razorboy]

christmas used to be as pure as barely cut coke

In my Family we called that a stocking stuffer.

[Snoogans]

I used to love holidays. Til I got old enough that I dont get presents and have to buy them for all the youngins. I have nothing against givin presents, but shit is expensive. Alot of loose women in the family, I guess

[WampusCrandle]

i completely disagree. i think lleeder has rose colored glasses on.

[hanso]

I never heard of jersy rich.
The (卐) on the tree made me Lol.

I dont like how every holiday is a reason for p.o.s. sales.
With crowds clamering (remember the stampede deaths)
Black Friday, Toys are us killing in cali
"Toys r us were kids are worth killing over"
This is a video mix I made of those last ones.
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Black Friday mix
To me holidays are what I base my vaction days around to get 4 day weekends

[Death Metal Moe]

I never heard of jersy rich.
The (卐) on the tree made me Lol.



Holy shit, I didn't even notice that on the tree. Ya gotta love white trash fucking morons like that.

What a pack of turds.

[Furtherman]

Truth be told, the story of JerseyRich is actually borrowed from the Pennsylvania Horus myth, almost verbatim. JerseyRich just had a better public relations strategy, plus being a snappy dresser didn't hurt. His myth won over the rubes looking for a reason to have family over for a big dinner only to regret it by the second helping of pheasant.

[Edwin]

You used to just mysteriously get toys for holidays. Now you have to buy them.

The holidays didn't change...you did.

[S0S]

When I was kid holidays seemed mean alot more. Now they are just an excuse for stores to unload their old crap on us. I was all excited to celebrate JerseyRich Day. Then I went into the mall and saw the huge displays of ties, crazy patterns and vests and it made me sick. It was like people didn't even know what the day was about. Hallmark must be having a good laugh as they rake in the cash today. There is no JerseyRich. There I said it I can't take this bullshit anymore.


I remember when lleeder's Birthday did not fall on Michael Jackson's deathday.

:sad:

[lleeder]

I remember when lleeder's Birthday did not fall on Michael Jackson's deathday.

:sad:

thanks sos you never forget

[TooLowBrow]

I remember when lleeder's Birthday did not fall on Michael Jackson's deathday.

:sad:

we win some we lose some