Post something about yourself that would surprise people

[Snoogans]

Post something in here that you think people might not expect who only really know you on the board. I;ll start.

This is my current favorite Artist. Happens to be my current favorite song also. Ive actually posted it in the music thread but Im sure most dont see that:
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[styckx]

I only have one personality

[Gvac]

Congratulations, Snoogans. That took a lot of guts to come out of the closet here in front of a bunch of your friends.

I salute your bravery.
































Faggot.

[Snoogans]

Congratulations, Snoogans. That took a lot of guts to come out of the closet here in front of a bunch of your friends.

I salute your bravery.
































Faggot.

You wish. That shit kicks fuckin ass. So much ass kicking you can't even comprehend the awesomeness

Somewhere, angels cry for you

[CofyCrakCocaine]

Gvac thinks less of me.

[CofyCrakCocaine]

You wish. That shit kicks fuckin ass. So much ass kicking you can't even comprehend the awesomeness

Somewhere, angels cry for you

Blasting Axel Rudi Pell too?

[Snoogans]

Blasting Axel Rudi Pell too?

who? Vanilla Ice boy

[brettmojo]

I enjoy grabbing individual nose hairs and yanking them out of my nasal cavity.

[ToiletCrusher]

I'm extremely socially anxious.

[Snoogans]

I enjoy grabbing individual nose hairs and yanking them out of my nasal cavity.

SURPRISING, not DISGUSTING

[RhinoinMN]

I enjoy grabbing individual nose hairs and yanking them out of my nasal cavity.

ME TOO! (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=68968)

[underdog]

I'm not black.

[razorboy]

My Great-Uncle was a Supreme Court Justice.

[razorboy]

Double post.

[Misteriosa]

My Great-Uncle was a Supreme Court Justice.

My Great-Uncle was a Supreme Court Justice.

stuttering muttering prick....

[ToiletCrusher]

My Great-Uncle was a Supreme Court Justice.

My Great-Uncle was a Supreme Court Justice.

Say it again. I didn't get it.

[razorboy]

stuttering muttering prick....

Say that to my face.

[RhinoinMN]

So many things that I want to say, but I don't think I would surprise anyone.

[razorboy]

stuttering muttering prick....

Say that to my face.


My Interwebs fucked up, you heartless bastards.

[Jughead]

I have M.S....But I am fine.....Just a little case of the hayseed...:king:

[Marc with a c]

i cleaned out all the change in my car over the weekend and had sixteen something dollars.

[Snoogans]

i cleaned out all the change in my car over the weekend and had sixteen something dollars.

i dont know if I would consider that a fact about yourself.

[RhinoinMN]

Say that to my face.

Say that to my face.




http://starsmedia.ign.com/stars/image/article/834/834479/jimmy-2-times_02_1194896467.jpg

[Marc with a c]

i dont know if I would consider that a fact about yourself.

then who is it about?

[brettmojo]

I have a weird anxiety where I'm not nervous/stressed or whatever to actually do certain things but I'm nervous/stressed when I go to do certain things. Like, on my way to actually doing them. Yeah it's weird.

[Snoogans]

then who is it about?

i guess your car. Its just something you did. Thats not about yourself. And its not really surprising people clean their car

[PapaBear]

I enjoyed One Night At McClool's.

[Marc with a c]

fine.

how's this. i plan on getting a hair cut later this week.

[Snoogans]

fine.

how's this. i plan on getting a hair cut later this week.

BASTARD. That doesnt surprise anyone. We already know you are gay.

PERSONAL FACT. Something you like that we wouldnt expect, so pretty much anything other than men

[brettmojo]

I enjoyed the movie My Super Ex-Girlfriend.

[Marc with a c]

personal fact: i like getting hair cuts.

suprise!

[Snoogans]

i like getting hair cuts.

again we know you are gay

Forget it. This thread is not for you

[Marc with a c]

i have three different pairs of sneakers.

suprise!!

[sailor]

i have three different pairs of sneakers.

suprise!!

you need a shurse.

[Marc with a c]

you need a shurse.

wouldn't it be a snurse?

[brettmojo]

I wish I was an archeologist.

[sailor]

wouldn't it be a snurse?

it goes both ways.

[razorboy]

it goes both ways.

Too easy.

[boosterp]

I can go from red neck to ultra refined.

Many of you know I have anxiety (with a couple other things) but I can be quite out going in person if the crowd is right.

Um, what you have seen here on .net is basically me, so I can't come up with more.

[sailor]

Too easy.

as was that.

[RhinoinMN]

I like to powder my balls with Gold Bond after a shower.

[Snoogans]

I like to powder my balls with Gold Bond after a shower.

I bet that makes the inside of your fishing hut smell nice

[boosterp]

I like to powder my balls with Gold Bond after a shower.

How does your wife go down on you?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I have a 105 mph serve in Tennis

[Marc with a c]

i'm over 6'1" but under 6'2".

[Snoogans]

I have a 105 mph serve in Tennis

You must not be gettin your weight behind the ball. You should be hittin at least 200

[Dougie Brootal]

im not really gay, bi or horrible with women.

[Snoogans]

im not really gay, bi or horrible with women.

we didnt say lie

[King Hippos Bandaid]

im not really gay, bi or horrible with women.


this is not the lie thread tranny fucker

[razorboy]

im not really gay, bi or horrible with women.

You're the trifecta?

[RhinoinMN]

How does your wife go down on you?

She leaves the balls alone.

[Dougie Brootal]

i have to lie to people on the internet to feel good about my life.

[hammersavage]

I've laid lots of times.

[Snoogans]

i have to lie to people on the internet to feel good about my life.

you are supposed to surprise us

[Snoogans]

I've laid lots of times.

yea thats why you are in such debt. Always layin the points


and if you are being honest, we need to call Chris Hansen. Someone is runnin around fuckin giant babies

[Dougie Brootal]

you are supposed to surprise us

god dammit. i cant do anything right.

[Snoogans]

god dammit. i cant do anything right.

still not working

[RoseBlood]

I own Pluto Nash.

[Snoogans]

I own Pluto Nash.

I thought I made it pretty clear in that PM you probably should keep that kinda stuff to yourself.

[hammersavage]

I own Pluto Nash.

And you never 'got into' 90210?

You have a taste for horseshit, young lady

[Fez4PrezN2008]

I have a slightly fucked up heart valve and only have 30 to 40 years to live left.

[hammersavage]

I have a slightly fucked up heart valve and only have 30 to 40 years to live left.

You've had a terrible run

[jauble]

I cover for my own personal inadequacies by being an being a prick or making jokes about things because I figure regardless I will die alone. I mean I post on the internet. Joke???

[RoseBlood]

And you never 'got into' 90210?

You have a taste for horseshit, young lady

At least I don't have Kelly's rape speech memorized. CREEP.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

my boobs are real

[Dougie Brootal]

I have a slightly fucked up heart valve and only have 30 to 40 years to live left.

i have a pretty fucked up alcohol problem and only have 3 to 4 years to live left.

[hammersavage]

At least I don't have Kelly's rape speech memorized. CREEP.

He asked me if I wanted it.....and I did.....but not on the ground. not like that!


aaaaaaaaaaannnnnddd scene.

[jauble]

my boobs are real

Ice is cold and down is still down. More shocking realizations on "THINGS WE NOTICED!!" after the 11:00 news.

[razorboy]

my boobs are real

Nobody cares.

[Snoogans]

Nobody cares.

speak for yourself.

[razorboy]

speak for yourself.

My mistake.

[Fez4PrezN2008]

i have a pretty fucked up alcohol problem and only have 3 to 4 years to get a 3some left.
fixed it for ya!

[Dougie Brootal]

fixed it for ya!
haha thanks budday!:lol:

[boosterp]

She leaves the balls alone.

Why by god, WHY!

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Nobody cares.

then why did you ask me to PM you a pic of them

[jauble]

Why by god, WHY!

They taste like gold bond and ground hockey puck.

[boosterp]

They taste like gold bond and ground hockey puck.

He could wait to put on the Gold Bond.

[razorboy]

then why did you ask me to PM you a pic of them

What part of PRIVATE message don't you understand?

[Snoogans]

He could wait to put on the Gold Bond.

then he will chafe

[King Hippos Bandaid]

What part of PRIVATE message don't you understand?


Private

[razorboy]

They taste like gold bond and ground hockey puck.

In other words, Gordie Howe.

[Snoogans]

Private

im sure you understand privates alright, ya filthy brigand, you

[boosterp]

then he will chafe

He can wait until after the act then go back and cuddle or curl up in a little ball and go to sleep because he made a big mess that she is still cleaning up.

[boosterp]

then he will chafe

I forgot to answer if my ex posts here. She does not as far as I know, she did lurk for a bit right before the divorce because she was convinced that I was having an online affair.

[Snoogans]

I forgot to answer if my ex posts here. She does not as far as I know, she did lurk for a bit right before the divorce because she was convinced that I was having an online affair.

You didn't tell her about me, right? I dont need some crazy bitch comin after me now

[led37zep]

I forgot to answer if my ex posts here. She does not as far as I know, she did lurk for a bit right before the divorce because she was convinced that I was having an online affair.

You didn't tell her about me, right? I dont need some crazy bitch comin after me now

Nah, she's coming after Rhino for that pee hole gaping he did on boost.

[boosterp]

You didn't tell her about me, right? I dont need some crazy bitch comin after me now

She stalked me over 3 boards and even posted personal shit on one. I am glad that's over.

[Snoogans]

She stalked me over 3 boards and even posted personal shit on one. I am glad that's over.

Yea, me too. I love pullin down rebounds.

They call me Ben Wallace

[boosterp]

Yea, me too. I love pullin down rebounds.

They call me Ben Wallace

Well, she is 5' 7" about 100 pounds, nice ass, and loves to go down.

[styckx]

I am drinking beer

[Snoogans]

Well, she is 5' 7" about 100 pounds, nice ass, and loves to go down.

HAHAHA. Nice. But the joke was I actually was talkin about you

[boosterp]

HAHAHA. Nice. But the joke was I actually was talkin about you

Ah damn! :wallbash:

[RoseBlood]

Well, she is 5' 7" about 100 pounds, nice ass, and loves to go down.

5'7"/100lbs?!?!?!
You like skinny ass.

[hammersavage]

My chick runs 7 foot 4, 560 pounds

[Snoogans]

5'7"/100lbs?!?!?!
You like skinny ass.

Yea good point. Thats probably not thick enough for me. Come to think of it, Bosst is too skinny too.

Sorry bro, I guess I gotta go hit the boards somewhere else

[styckx]

Everytime I see boosterp's avatar I think of Brandon

http://www.isfreetv.tv/site/imagens/uploads/thumbs_personagens/kvu2o28d8746287.jpg

http://28.img.v4.skyrock.net/28b/branddico/pics/167546078_small.jpg

http://tinypic.com/fp9tn6.jpg

[Snoogans]

My chick runs 7 foot 4, 560 pounds

WE KNOW YOU LOVE DASH. WE GET IT

[Marc with a c]

5'7"/100lbs?!?!?!
You like skinny ass.

skinny? sounds like a fatso to me.

[boosterp]

5'7"/100lbs?!?!?!
You like skinny ass.

It is not so much skinny, looks wise she was hot to me. My last gf was 5'6" and about 170.

Yea good point. Thats probably not thick enough for me. Come to think of it, Bosst is too skinny too.

Sorry bro, I guess I gotta go hit the boards somewhere else
Well I was 5' 10" 144 when I met her and I am now 160ish.
skinny? sounds like a fatso to me.

She did not have AIDS like you are use to.

[Fallon]

I'm not actually a racist.

[RhinoinMN]

WE KNOW YOU LOVE DASH. WE GET IT

NOoooooooo. Much Bigger!

[Snoogans]

NOoooooooo. Much Bigger!

maybe in height. you shoulda seen this golf cart strugglin to get up the hills on the course today. My god

[razorboy]

NOoooooooo. Much Bigger!

You racist!

Oops, nevermind.

[Snoogans]

another one for you guys. Mock me if you want, but this shit is amazing

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[PapaBear]

another one for you guys. Mock me if you want, but this shit is amazing

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No mocking. That's terrific!!!!

[Snoogans]

No mocking. That's terrific!!!!

check the first post of this thread. Thats my favorite one. Pop him on youtube too, make sure its the Houston one, not the european one. I have yet to find a bad song. I just wish I could post his version of Change Gone Come but its only on his myspace right now

[Snoogans]

http://www.myspace.com/tonyhenrymusic

some good shit there I just can't post here. The songs he has to buy are all worth it, as well

[PapaBear]

check the first post of this thread. Thats my favorite one. Pop him on youtube too, make sure its the Houston one, not the european one. I have yet to find a bad song. I just wish I could post his version of Change Gone Come but its only on his myspace right now

http://www.myspace.com/tonyhenrymusic

some good shit there I just can't post here. The songs he has to buy are all worth it, as well
Thanks!

[Snoogans]

Thanks!

enjoy. this is the first time i was every really into music that not many, if any people, knew already. So its like I get to share this cool shit with people. its weird.

Most of them hate on it

[RoseBlood]

My last gf was 5'6" and about 170.

5'6"/170lbs!?!?!?!?
You like fat ass.

[boosterp]

5'6"/170lbs!?!?!?!?
You like fat ass.

Eh, she had potential.

[RhinoinMN]

Eh, she had potential.

Probably why she left.

[mikeyboy]

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2008/01/oh-snap-chart-.jpg

[bobstevens4]

I'm a big Wilco fan, but I think the new cd stinks.

[grlNIN]

I'm a big Wilco fan, but I think the new cd stinks.

I wouldn't say that oo loud around these parts, you might get lynched.

[bobstevens4]

I wouldn't say that oo loud around these parts, you might get lynched.

No one could be more :sad: than me.

[boosterp]

Probably why she left.

For the better anyways.

[Gvac]

I used to be a very heavy drinker, but now rarely imbibe. When I do, I sip a scotch or two over the course of an evening and I can't even remember the last time I got drunk.

[Fez4PrezN2008]

I used to be a very heavy drinker, but now rarely imbibe. When I do, I sip a scotch or two over the course of an evening and I can't even remember the last time I got drunk.
this is SOOO ripe for a "fixed it for ya" but I'm gonna be nice and let it slide...

[SatCam]

at this point i dont think anything about me would surprise you people

[Dash77]

I've been to a Nirvana concert and been in a mosh pit a few times..

[EliSnow]

I can't stand coffee. It's foul.

[Snoogans]

I used to swim Butterfly for Ridgefield Park swim team until I was in 6th grade

[Marc with a c]

my friend jeff holds the record of most jump ropes in a minute at his grammar school.

[Snoogans]

my friend jeff holds the record of most jump ropes in a minute at his grammar school.

i hate you so much

[Marc with a c]

i hate you so much

that isn't suprising.

[hammersavage]

I can't stand coffee. It's foul.

Me too. Never had it.

[strawberrypop]

I'm smarter then you.

[Furtherman]

I own Pluto Nash.

Now this is the kind of reply Snoogans is looking for. Hilarious!



As for me?

I know how to swing dance. Tango too.

[SilentSpic]

I run a porn site that was awfully small when I first joined rf board. Four years later, I get millions of hits.

[grlNIN]

Me too. Never had it.

me 3.

[Gvac]

I'm smarter then you.

Not when it comes to spelling, obviously.

[strawberrypop]

Not when it comes to spelling, obviously.

Way to get the joke! Way to prove my point!

[Lady Resin]

I can wiggle my ears.

[Gvac]

Way to get the joke! Way to prove my point!

See how smart I am?

Funny too!

[JerseyRich]

I waste more time at work than the national average.

[sailor]

I run a porn site that was awfully small when I first joined rf board. Four years later, I get millions of hits.

passwords for your pals?

[Gvac]

I'm an absolute sweetheart.

[JerseyRich]

I've had no reason to post in the "Still Horny" thread.

[Gvac]

I've had no reason to post in the "Still Horny" thread.

You're welcome. :wub:

[JerseyRich]

You're welcome. :wub:
I'll never drive automatic again...

[Snoogans]

I was just in Bed, Bath and Beyond

[disneyspy]

did you buy a universal remote?

[Snoogans]

sheets, pillow cases, and I was lookin for blinds but they only had gay, fancy ones

[sailor]

I'm an absolute sweetheart.

it really is amazing you're not a prick in person.

[mikeyboy]

I've had no reason to post in the "Still Horny" thread.

Don't worry. I hear it's just a simple prescription from your doctor.

http://fantoo.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/viagra.jpg

[Snoogans]

it really is amazing you're not a prick in person.

He's not?

[disneyspy]

He's not?

the night i met him,he made sheepy cry

[EliSnow]

I actually get work done from 11 to 3.

[sailor]

the night i met him,he made sheepy cry

sheep was out of sorts that night from the missing wedding ring.

[Snoogans]

I think Kevin Smith STINKS now

[Dash77]

Hey what's not to love about me ???

[boosterp]

I love Mexican food!

[Snoogans]

For some reason, a big part of me ENJOYS hangin out in Newark. Just the freedom to be able to sit on the porch and chill and smoke a blunt and no one gives a fuck. No one bothers you. People walk around and just BS for hours, its like a big party....when its goin right anyway


I like it there

[grlNIN]

When i was little i used to scream every time i saw this:

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[Snoogans]

When i was little i used to scream every time i saw this:

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HOLY FUCKIN SHIT. That always freaked me out too

[Kris10]

I like DisneySpy... hate Disney.

[grlNIN]

HOLY FUCKIN SHIT. That always freaked me out too

My mom said that every time, without fail i cried because i was convinced it was going to fly out of the T.V.

[Snoogans]

My mom said that every time, without fail i cried because i was convinced it was going to fly out of the T.V.

i used to think the same thing about that creepy giant dog in neverending story

[boosterp]

i used to think the same thing about that creepy giant dog in neverending story

That freaked me out too.


Let's see: something else I did was go without sex for a year and a half in 99-00. I was trying to finish my degree, full time in school and starting my research career so working more than full time. I was just too worn out to meet anyone.

[CofyCrakCocaine]

I thought I made it pretty clear in that PM you probably should keep that kinda stuff to yourself.

Agreed. Times a mil.

[Dirtbag]

That freaked me out too.


Let's see: something else I did was go without sex for a year and a half in 99-00. I was trying to finish my degree, full time in school and starting my research career so working more than full time. I was just too worn out to meet anyone.

A year and a half is bad?

[boosterp]

A year and a half is bad?

Prior to that my longest was 8 months. I have always been in a relationship.

[Snoogans]

Big Daddy made me cry

[MC Pee Pants]

I've had facial hair since age 13.

[Justice4all]

I like DisneySpy... hate Disney.

i bet your recent vacation had something to do with that


i used to think the same thing about that creepy giant dog in neverending story

just fyi....that dog was actually a dragon (according to the movie)

[boosterp]

I've had facial hair since age 13.

And you are 16 now? :laugh:

[disneyspy]

I like DisneySpy... hate Disney.

i like rouski... and rouskis

[Marc with a c]

a couple of weekends ago i had crabcakes.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

im not actually the size of a Hippo

[Snoogans]

im not actually the size of a Hippo

you just strive to be

[SilentSpic]

passwords for your pals?

No pw required. It's all free. That is why I am doing this.

[biggirl]

I like to powder my balls with Gold Bond after a shower.

So true, but also thought it was for your ass too.

[biggirl]

How does your wife go down on you?

the only way I can go down on him is when I am extremely drunk. He only showers, maybe, 3 times a week. It can be pretty unpleasant down there.

[hammersavage]

the only way I can go down on him is when I am extremely drunk. He only showers, maybe, 3 times a week. It can be pretty unpleasant down there.

I think I might report this post

[biggirl]

I think I might report this post

you can if you want, I understand.

[biggirl]

I really am a big (huge) girl. Sometimes I don't care, but I feel sorry for Rhino.

[strawberrypop]

N/M.

[Snoogans]

I really am a big (huge) girl. Sometimes I don't care, but I feel sorry for Rhino.

Don't worry. We all feel sorry for you, so

[SinA]

i'm up for a promotion that could mean a 17K raise.

shhh... don't fuck it up

[Dash77]

I like hanging with snoogans

[Snoogans]

I like hanging with snoogans

Son of a bitch

And I fixed the spelling. I like it too, but I mean, who wouldnt

[~Katja~]

Don't worry. I hear it's just a simple prescription from your doctor.

http://fantoo.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/viagra.jpg
:laugh:

I like hanging with snoogans
who knew???!



if I don't find work in the next 6 months I might pack up and move back to Germany. My family wants me to but I told them there was no way I would, but in reality I am not opposed to start over fresh. It just takes courts and stress to get there.

[red_red_red]

:laugh:


who knew???!



if I don't find work in the next 6 months I might pack up and move back to Germany. My family wants me to but I told them there was no way I would, but in reality I am not opposed to start over fresh. It just takes courts and stress to get there.
would you send me big german meat? i'll pay shipping!!

[~Katja~]

would you send me big german meat? i'll pay shipping!!
hehe, the beagles at customs won't let me :)

[red_red_red]

hehe, the beagles at customs won't let me :)
you are dead to me

[Dash77]

I like hanging with snoogans



who knew???!

[/QUOTE]

I know it's hard to beleave...

[underdog]

The only impression I can do is Billy Mays.

[SatCam]

I had pizza out today then when I came home it turns out the rest of my family had pizza too so I had it again

[Snoogans]

The only impression I can do is Billy Mays.

LIVE SPORTS TRAVEL ACROSS THIS WIRE RIGHT TO YOUR PC

[underdog]

LIVE SPORTS TRAVEL ACROSS THIS WIRE RIGHT TO YOUR PC

You have to get the "BILLY MAYS HERE" and the weird hand motions down first. Then its easy.

[Marc with a c]

i'm kind of tired.

[hammersavage]

i'm kind of tired.

your whole act is tired

[biggirl]

if I don't find work in the next 6 months I might pack up and move back to Germany. My family wants me to but I told them there was no way I would, but in reality I am not opposed to start over fresh. It just takes courts and stress to get there.


Seriously, you should move out here to the Midwest. There is always work by us because of the Mayo Clinic. IBM too, but they lay off all of the time.

[~Katja~]

Seriously, you should move out here to the Midwest. There is always work by us because of the Mayo Clinic. IBM too, but they lay off all of the time.

I think if I went the step to battle in court that I can leave the state or country with Lukas and sell my house, then my family would be mighty pissed if I did not come back closer to them

[sailor]

paulo's handgun thread reminded me of this one, i was president of my college's rifle team.

[mikeyboy]

paulo's handgun thread reminded me of this one, i was president of my college's rifle team.

That's not surprising. We all know you're going to take us out one by one with a sniper rifle from a clock tower sooner or later.

[sailor]

i like getting hair cuts.

[RhinoinMN]

iam not a rhino. I do live in the midwest, but I am not a rhino nor do I resemble one.

[Tall_James]

I've been a stay at home Dad for two years and this year both my kids will be in school full-time. I'm not upset about looking for a job again, I'm more upset that I'm losing my wingman when my 5 year old son starts Kindergarten. I'm going to be so bummed during the day.

[RAAMONE]

i just bought a pomeranian puppy...yet im not gay

[boosterp]

i just bought a pomeranian puppy...yet im not gay

Yes you are, it's just a secret.

[razorboy]

i just bought a pomeranian puppy...yet im not gay

Have you brushed it's fur yet?

[Dougie Brootal]

i cleaned my entire apartment including dishes and laundry today.