What should I order from the Chinese place

[Snoogans]

Well, ill give this about 10 minutes

[Gvac]

Orange chicken. But watch out for those little red peppers. They're fucking SCORCHING hot.

Yet delicious.

[led37zep]

ALWAYS go with Orange Chicken my friend.

[Snoogans]

Ive had that too recently. STICK TO THE CHOICES.

[Gvac]

You added the poll after I posted, and it looks like ledzep posted at exactly the same time I did.

It's fate.

Orange chicken it is.

[underdog]

What about those peking raviolis? Those things rule.

And I've never had anything "scorching" in chinese food. Even if it says its hot, it never is.

[Snoogans]

What about those peking raviolis? Those things rule.

And I've never had anything "scorching" in chinese food. Even if it says its hot, it never is.

then your place sucks. Those peppers are in General Tsos also, and if you get one, its BAD

[razorboy]

Stir fried cockroach.

[underdog]

then your place sucks. Those peppers are in General Tsos also, and if you get one, its BAD

My place is New England. And yes, it does.

I can get spicy food at dim sum or if I get Vietnamese or Thai, but never chinese.

[DolaMight]

I'd ask the server for some low quality slave labor garments and duck sauce with a side of Knockoff LA Gear Lights or Catapults.

[razorboy]

I'd ask the server for some low quality slave labor garments and duck sauce with a side of Knockoff LA Gear Lights or Catapults.

You could always get a heaping helping of overrated NBA center.

[Snoogans]

You could always get a heaping helping of overrated NBA center.

2 servings of that, please

[DarkHippie]

ask if it comes with a happy ending

[Snoogans]

I just spent 16 dollars on chinese food and im by myself

[RhinoinMN]

I just spent 16 dollars on chinese food and im by myself

Strange. I always thought they gave their own kind a deal.

[led37zep]

I just spent 16 dollars on chinese food and im by myself

Do we get a breakdown of what was ordered with pics?

[SatCam]

I just spent 16 dollars on chinese food and im by myself

pothead

[Snoogans]

Do we get a breakdown of what was ordered with pics?

well i didnt wa nt general tso's, so I got boneless


here you go:
Boneless spare ribs, pork fried rice, white rice, eggroll
http://www.ronfez.net/gallery//watermark.php?file=4994

[TooLowBrow]

http://www.heyolivia.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/big-fat-chinese-baby.jpg

[led37zep]

well i didnt wa nt general tso's, so I got boneless


here you go:
Boneless spare ribs, pork fried rice, white rice, eggroll
http://www.ronfez.net/gallery//watermark.php?file=4994

Like a stripper in my hometown you don't respect the pole.

[Snoogans]

Like a stripper in my hometown you don't respect the pole.

i couldnt decide. When I decided it was still 1-1

[mikeyboy]

I just spent 16 dollars on chinese food and im by myself

If you eat for two, it can help you imagine that you are loved.

[Snoogans]

If you eat for two, it can help you imagine that you are loved.

:flush: Why all the hate, Mikey.

The reason I eat so much, especially shitty foods, is to depress hippo when I dont get fat like he does

[mikeyboy]

:flush: Why all the hate, Mikey.

The reason I eat so much, especially shitty foods, is to depress hippo when I dont get fat like he does

Ok. That's sufficiently evil.

[DolaMight]

To be courteous and respectful I would insist on paying with yen.

[Snoogans]

Isnt that Japanese?

[DolaMight]

Isnt that Japanese?

sorry, it was a they all look the same joke.

[underdog]

Jews.

[led37zep]

which ones are the ones who like to go to pee pee in my coke?

[underdog]

well i didnt wa nt general tso's, so I got boneless


here you go:
Boneless spare ribs, pork fried rice, white rice, eggroll
http://www.ronfez.net/gallery//watermark.php?file=4994

Why two rices?

Also, this is the worst order ever. Boneless spareribs is an app. Where's the meal? At least get 3 or 4 apps to go with the rice.

[Snoogans]

which ones are the ones who like to go to pee pee in my coke?

Chinese

[WampusCrandle]

chicken lo mein, fried rice, egg rolls - those are all winners that you can eat the next day without the "wee wee poops"

[razorboy]

which ones are the ones who like to go to pee pee in my coke?

Better than putting Clorox on your dick.

[Snoogans]

Better than putting Clorox on your dick.

How else are you supposed to get rid of the warts?

[WampusCrandle]

How else are you supposed to get rid of the warts?

Get a 14 year old with braces

[Stuft]

I realize im super late and it's not in the poll but sesame chicken rules! (of the non-spicey variety, of course)

Non-spicey sesame chicken mixed w/ white rice in a bowl ='s chinese food divinity.

[sailor]

had general tso's and fried dumplings last night (about three hours before this thread). so wonderful.

[TooLowBrow]

I realize im super late and it's not in the poll but sesame chicken rules! (of the non-spicey variety, of course)

Non-spicey sesame chicken mixed w/ white rice in a bowl ='s chinese food divinity.

or, you can just put chicken over a pile of sugar topped with duck sauce

[TooLowBrow]

How else are you supposed to get rid of the warts?


valtresdx

[Suspect Chin]

How else are you supposed to get rid of the warts?

heat blisters.

[Stuft]

or, you can just put chicken over a pile of sugar topped with duck sauce

Is that how they make it? I never noticed that it was super sweet. Just delicious! If that's how they do it, im on board. (and i don't really care for duck sauce :unsure: )

[DolaMight]

general tso must have been the worst army general ever. fat fucking fuck.

[Snoogans]

general tso must have been the worst army general ever. fat fucking fuck.

dude, he was under ghangis khan probably. I bet he was a fuckin ruthless motherfucker

[TooLowBrow]

general tso must have been the worst army general ever. fat fucking fuck.

whod win in a fight...

general tso or cap'n crunch?


army vs navy!

[CruelCircus]

Tonight I had the leftovers from last night:

Wonton Egg Drop Soup
House Lo Mein (Shrimp, Chicken, and Pork)
Fried Wontons (throw-in for spending $15)

I also had a Soho Roll off the sushi menu; love ordering sushi with Chinese.

[DolaMight]

dude, he was under ghangis khan probably. I bet he was a fuckin ruthless motherfucker

fucking ruthless banned from any and all B.C. and A.D. buffets. fat fucking fuck.

[DolaMight]

whod win in a fight...

general tso or cap'n crunch?


army vs navy!

I bet the fucker invented gravy hats. Just in case you're out you can dip your fucking drumstick in your hat.

[CofyCrakCocaine]

Well, now I'm fucking starvin' at 2am when all the chinese restaurants near me are closed. greeeeaaaat.

[A.J.]

No MSG.

[Bill From Yorktown]

I present Cats in Red and Green sauce
http://cache.gizmodo.com/assets/resources/2007/12/glow-in-the-dark-cats.JPG