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Judge Smails
06-25-2009, 08:44 AM
Simple Question

NateCantDance
06-25-2009, 08:45 AM
If it's from a single mix bottle bought in a liquor store, yes. If it's a half dozen shots in a single glass with a slash of coke, hell no.

burrben
06-25-2009, 08:46 AM
best drink ever. and im not a girl...anymore

RhinoInVT
06-25-2009, 08:56 AM
its more of a faggot drink

Snoogans
06-25-2009, 09:00 AM
them shits get you FUCKED UP

jab
06-25-2009, 09:02 AM
if you think its a girly drink you probably havent had a real one. cause that shit is damage.

Aggie
06-25-2009, 09:05 AM
No. As long as it's not fruity or doesn't have an umbrella you're safe.

ANC
06-25-2009, 09:06 AM
"I'd like to visit that Long Island Place, if only it were real."

http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/98/s_95efb737e147677c16c3932a15c893b3.jpg

joethebartender
06-25-2009, 09:08 AM
If the bar is mixing them right; it really shouldn't have much more alcohol than any other drink. add sugary sour mix and coke out of a soda gun, and it is enough to give you the worst hangover ever.

I say it's a "I don't like adult beverages" kind of drink. or an "It's my first night in the bar" kind of drink.

Marc with a c
06-25-2009, 09:08 AM
any alcoholic drink that tasted good when you were seventeen is a girly drink.

Snoogans
06-25-2009, 09:09 AM
any alcoholic drink that tasted good when you were seventeen is a girly drink.

I liked rum when I was 17

Marc with a c
06-25-2009, 09:12 AM
I liked rum when I was 17

when did rum turn into a manly drink?

i'm sure those bay breeze's went down as smoothly as your boyfriend.

Snoogans
06-25-2009, 09:14 AM
having rum and pepsi or coke is not a girly drink.

hammersavage
06-25-2009, 09:14 AM
If a bay breeze was over the sea, it would be a sea breeze

Snoogans
06-25-2009, 09:15 AM
and Malibu is not real rum. knock that shit off

Marc with a c
06-25-2009, 09:15 AM
having rum and pepsi or coke is not a girly drink.

keep telling yourself that.

Snoogans
06-25-2009, 09:15 AM
keep telling yourself that.

from the guy ive seen drinkin Vodka and Cranberry

hammersavage
06-25-2009, 09:16 AM
is it girly if you drink it as a body shot?





off a dude....

Judge Smails
06-25-2009, 09:18 AM
The reason I ask is because that's my "go to" mixed drink of choice. Last time I was at AC some white trash fuck at the table practically called me a half a fag because I wasn't drinking Coors like him.

Not that I give a fuck what he thinks but if I go down to the Borgata and meet up with Snoogans I don't want him to think I'm some finochio.

Marc with a c
06-25-2009, 09:18 AM
from the guy ive seen drinkin Vodka and Cranberry

no you haven't.

Snoogans
06-25-2009, 09:19 AM
no you haven't.

you drank one the night i was tryin to get you that chicks number.

Marc with a c
06-25-2009, 09:19 AM
you drank one the night i was tryin to get you that chicks number.

last time i had a vodka cranberry was freshman year of college when i was eighteen.

Snoogans
06-25-2009, 09:20 AM
lies and propaganda

hammersavage
06-25-2009, 09:20 AM
last time i had a vodka cranberry was freshman year of college when i was eighteen.

....go on....

Marc with a c
06-25-2009, 09:23 AM
....go on....

the baseball team were the only people on campus, i believe it was over easter weekend, and we had some cranberry juice and i mixed us up some vodka cranberries then we fucked.

hammersavage
06-25-2009, 09:23 AM
Jackpot!

Snoogans
06-25-2009, 09:24 AM
the baseball team were the only people on campus, i believe it was over easter weekend, and we had some cranberry juice and i mixed us up some vodka cranberries then we fucked.

didnt quite include all the details i think we were hopin for

hammersavage
06-25-2009, 09:25 AM
didnt quite include all the details i think we were hopin for

like foreplay?

Snoogans
06-25-2009, 09:25 AM
like foreplay?

how many guys on the team, the settings. I want a novel

Marc with a c
06-25-2009, 09:31 AM
foreplay is for fags. first boner got his pick of the liter.

sailor
06-25-2009, 09:33 AM
foreplay is for fags. first boner got his pick of the liter.

small dick to fuck a bottle, huh?

Furtherman
06-25-2009, 09:35 AM
I say it's a "I don't like adult beverages" kind of drink. or an "It's my first night in the bar" kind of drink.

Exactly.


And to call it a girl drink, is an insult to girl drinks.


And I've had guys order them as such: "Can I get a L.I.I.T?"

Charged them extra for that nonsense.

Marc with a c
06-25-2009, 09:36 AM
fuck.

Snoogans
06-25-2009, 09:37 AM
foreplay is for fags. first boner got his pick of the liter.

small dick to fuck a bottle, huh?

fuck.



awesome

TheMojoPin
06-25-2009, 09:38 AM
foreplay is for fags. first boner got his pick of the liter.

Too bad she had a "I don't fuck guys that look like Khalil Greene" rule.

Snoogans
06-25-2009, 09:38 AM
Too bad she had a "I don't fuck guys that look like Khalil Greene" rule.

you might wanna read the story. We are talkin about his baseball team. Stop bringing up women and making it unsexy

hammersavage
06-25-2009, 09:42 AM
Too bad she had a "I don't fuck guys that look like Khalil Greene" rule.

please don't ruin this

TheMojoPin
06-25-2009, 09:43 AM
you might wanna read the story. We are talkin about his baseball team. Stop bringing up women and making it unsexy

Fine, just switch the "she" to "he." Same rule applies.

sailor
06-25-2009, 09:44 AM
Fine, just switch the "she" to "he." Same rule applies.

aren't you a mod? stop being lazy.

joethebartender
06-25-2009, 09:44 AM
having rum and pepsi or coke is not a girly drink.

It is when you order it as a "Cuba libre".

(I thought you only drank rum when RadioShark has a pocket bottle of it.):wink:

Snoogans
06-25-2009, 09:45 AM
It is when you order it as a "Cuba libre".

(I thought you only drank rum when RadioShark has a pocket bottle of it.):wink:

HAHAHAHA
I will occasionally order it. I dont like spiced rum or any of the fruity shit. Just the cheap bar rack rum with pepsi. If i have to, i guess bacardi I can deal with.

Mostly I just drink beers now

Marc with a c
06-25-2009, 09:47 AM
It is when you order it as a "Cuba libre".

or a mojoito.

hammersavage
06-25-2009, 09:48 AM
I can't have a mojito now?

Snoogans
06-25-2009, 09:49 AM
mojitos are pretty gay

Marc with a c
06-25-2009, 09:49 AM
I can't have a mojito now?

read it again.

hammersavage
06-25-2009, 09:51 AM
read it again.

I did. you call it a girly dri....I see what you did there

TheGameHHH
06-25-2009, 09:53 AM
why don't you homos just drink whiskey like real men?

JimBeam
06-25-2009, 09:54 AM
While it can be a strong drink when made properly I'd still classify it as somewhat of a sissy drink.

Snoogans
06-25-2009, 09:54 AM
why don't you homos just drink whiskey like real men?

cause it tastes like shit

ANC
06-25-2009, 09:54 AM
why don't you homos just drink whiskey like real men?

Amen brother....

http://www.drinkhacker.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/bushmills.jpg

hammersavage
06-25-2009, 09:54 AM
why don't you homos just drink whiskey like real men?

Jameson on the rocks. Calm down Francis

Snoogans
06-25-2009, 09:55 AM
Amen brother....

http://www.drinkhacker.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/bushmills.jpg

thats protestant whiskey

styckx
06-25-2009, 09:55 AM
If it's from a single mix bottle bought in a liquor store, yes. If it's a half dozen shots in a single glass with a slash of coke, hell no.

^ This...

joethebartender
06-25-2009, 09:58 AM
or a mojoito.

Yeah, I think any drink requiring the mixing of muddled mint leaves and sugar should require the purchaser to wear a feather boa while belting out showtunes.

The only reason that those gained popularity is that rum is the cheapest booze, and you can get a housfrau to spend $10 on one at her local TGI Fridigan's.

Furtherman
06-25-2009, 09:59 AM
thats protestant whiskey

It's free.

Snoogans
06-25-2009, 10:00 AM
It's free.

thank you. ALL YOU OTHER BASTARDS ARE REALLY DROPPIN THE BALL

King Hippos Bandaid
06-25-2009, 10:10 AM
who knew Judge Smails was a woman


I drink like a bithch too, I have to have coke in my drinks, should man up and have rum and Jack Daniels str8 up

Donnie Iris
06-25-2009, 10:11 AM
Amen brother....

http://www.drinkhacker.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/bushmills.jpg

Prod whiskey? Come on....

grlNIN
06-25-2009, 10:14 AM
"I'd like to visit that Long Island Place, if only it were real."

http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/98/s_95efb737e147677c16c3932a15c893b3.jpg

You are really trying to edge out A.J. with all the Simpsons references lately.

ANC
06-25-2009, 10:15 AM
You are really trying to edge out A.J. with all the Simpsons references lately.
:innocent:

sailor
06-25-2009, 10:16 AM
Yeah, I think any drink requiring the mixing of muddled mint leaves and sugar should require the purchaser to wear a feather boa while belting out showtunes.

or a bonnet.

http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/043x1u67g23Zb/340x.jpg

Donnie Iris
06-25-2009, 10:17 AM
I bartended for a while (still do on occasion) at a bar that actually featured Long Islands, both frozen and on the rocks. The bar was in area that had a high concentration of college students and it was overwhelmingly a "girl's drink". I'm not saying they don't contain a considerable amount of booze, but any guy ordering a mango, strawberry, hell even a plain frozen Long Island is a pussy. Period.

I hate the drink but I really don't like anything sweet; in my alcohol or otherwise.

grlNIN
06-25-2009, 10:18 AM
:innocent:

I'm on to you buddy-boy!

ANC
06-25-2009, 10:24 AM
I'm on to you buddy-boy!

:happy:

FatassTitePants
06-25-2009, 10:44 AM
or a bonnet.

http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/043x1u67g23Zb/340x.jpg

I haven't vomited in years and I can drink vodka by the bottle. Bourbon is different. This year on Derby Day after about 4 Mint Julips, I literally lost track of time and spent the rest of the night over the bowl. I blame it on Kentucky.

NateCantDance
06-25-2009, 10:47 AM
I'm not saying they don't contain a considerable amount of booze, but any guy ordering a mango, strawberry, hell even a plain frozen Long Island is a pussy. Period.



Fine. I'll take Raspberry Schnapps and Squirt. Happy now, macho man?

Snoogans
06-25-2009, 10:55 AM
Prod whiskey? Come on....

too slow

underdog
06-25-2009, 10:57 AM
I used to love them (made with lemonade instead of sour mix), but I don't drink them anymore. I never even thought of it as an "easy" or "girly" drink, but I guess it might be.

I just stick with captain now. Its much easier.

earthbrown
06-25-2009, 10:59 AM
I would say no, every one I have had has about 6 shots of alcohol in them, splash of sour and a splash of coke.

They do work nicely to get girls fucked up for a more uninhibited attitude. Two of those in an hour will get any woman where I need her to be.


K

Donnie Iris
06-25-2009, 11:01 AM
Fine. I'll take Raspberry Schnapps and Squirt. Happy now, macho man?

Any comparison between myself and one, Randall Savage makes me quite happy! Thanks!

RoseBlood
06-25-2009, 11:07 AM
if anyone here is familiar with huntington village,
i turn it down because for some reason i always associate those bars with long island iced teas. :thumbdown:

dopey teeny boppers getting drunk on girly drink gimmicks.

nate1000
06-25-2009, 11:11 AM
And I've had guys order them as such: "Can I get a L.I.I.T?"

The correct answer to this is "No"

Beer. Whiskey. Scotch. And really good tequila.

That is all, nancies. No idea we had so many pricess drinkers here.

Tall_James
06-25-2009, 11:17 AM
I have never had a Long Island Iced tea but I will vote no.

underdog
06-25-2009, 11:26 AM
The correct answer to this is "No"

Beer. Whiskey. Scotch. And really good tequila.

That is all, nancies. No idea we had so many pricess drinkers here.

How is beer not a "pricess" drink? It's less than 6% alcohol.

Oh! Look out! He's basically drinking water! What a man!

Misteriosa
06-25-2009, 11:41 AM
Yeah, I think any drink requiring the mixing of muddled mint leaves and sugar should require the purchaser to wear a feather boa while belting out showtunes.

have you ever had a caipirinha? good stuff... knocks me out on my ass every time. and i dont think of it as a girly drink at all.

2 tsp granulated Sugar
1 Lime (8 Wedges)
2 1/2 oz Cachaça

http://www.drinkinghabits.com/images/caipirinha.jpg

Donnie Iris
06-25-2009, 11:45 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by nate1000
The correct answer to this is "No"

Beer. Whiskey. Scotch. And really good tequila.

That is all, nancies. No idea we had so many pricess drinkers here.



How is beer not a "pricess" drink? It's less than 6% alcohol.

Oh! Look out! He's basically drinking water! What a man!

What are pricess drinkers?

underdog
06-25-2009, 11:45 AM
have you ever had a caipirinha? good stuff... knocks me out on my ass every time. and i dont think of it as a girly drink at all.

I love caipirinhas, but they fall in the category of mojitos. Which I also love. But I'm queer.

underdog
06-25-2009, 11:46 AM
What are pricess drinkers?

I think he meant princess.

Donnie Iris
06-25-2009, 11:49 AM
I think he meant princess.

So do I.

/head in hands

joethebartender
06-25-2009, 11:54 AM
have you ever had a caipirinha?
http://www.drinkinghabits.com/images/caipirinha.jpg

Not since breakfast.

Actually this is a nice "beach drink". A batida is the same thing with fruit puree instead of the limes.

Misteriosa
06-25-2009, 11:58 AM
I love caipirinhas, but they fall in the category of mojitos. Which I also love. But I'm queer.

well i guess when you drink them in Brazil, its a little different. the guys i ran with out there were def not the princess type.

sailor
06-25-2009, 12:07 PM
well i guess when you drink them in Brazil, its a little different. the guys i ran with out there were def not the princess type.

they all are:

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1329/1255205317_f4de2a8284_o.jpg

silks
06-25-2009, 12:12 PM
Scotch.

Neat.

Anything else makes you a fairy.

NateCantDance
06-25-2009, 12:34 PM
Scotch.

Neat.

Anything else makes you a fairy.

If I could afford it, that's all I would drink.

GreatAmericanZero
06-25-2009, 12:37 PM
i've never ordered one in my life

i think to me a "man drink" you can't have more than 2 ingredients

sailor
06-25-2009, 12:39 PM
why are you guys trying to impress other men in the first place?

furie
06-25-2009, 12:40 PM
not at all

TheGameHHH
06-25-2009, 12:47 PM
cause it tastes like shit

i hope youre prepping everybody for Cran-tini night down in A.C.

CHUCKWAGONCOOK
06-25-2009, 12:50 PM
I liked rum when I was 17
Those good ol' days back in Asia.......nice!

Gmann
06-25-2009, 01:09 PM
Jack and cokes or Jameson on the rocks for me.

TripleSkeet
06-25-2009, 01:13 PM
Not only is an LIT a girls drink....its a FAT girls drink.

Snoogans
06-25-2009, 02:12 PM
i hope youre prepping everybody for Cran-tini night down in A.C.

The only rule for the trip is every drink has to have Triple Sec in it

Those good ol' days back in Asia.......nice!

This is actually funny

cougarjake13
06-25-2009, 04:06 PM
i always thought so

Stuft
06-25-2009, 04:12 PM
Way too sweet. I've only ever noticed older women ordering them. Vodka and cranberry/pomegranate juice FTW! :thumbup:

Judge Smails
06-25-2009, 06:47 PM
Well, doesn't seem to be much of a consensus either way. Its practically a dead heat. So, I'm going to continue to order them with my head held high and all you haters can go scratch.

CofyCrakCocaine
06-25-2009, 07:01 PM
GAZ thinks it is, but he also thinks that having a moustache is not gay. Therefore, Long Island Iced Teas are not a girl's drink. Strictly speaking.

edit: (moustaches are only gay if you wear 'em and are GAZ)

boosterp
06-25-2009, 07:03 PM
. or an "It's my first night in the bar" kind of drink.

This.

JohnGacysCrawlSpace
06-25-2009, 07:26 PM
Long Island is not a girly drink, much like a White Russian....it'll fuck you up. :drunk:

Malibu Bay Breeze = girly

underdog
06-25-2009, 07:43 PM
It's certainly no Bikinitini.

boosterp
06-25-2009, 08:17 PM
Give me beer, jack and coke, or vodka and cranberry or vodka and lime. When in Mexico I do like to start my day with a Mojito.

conman823
06-25-2009, 09:28 PM
How is beer not a "pricess" drink? It's less than 6% alcohol.

Oh! Look out! He's basically drinking water! What a man!

......and empty calories.

hedges
06-26-2009, 12:51 AM
For all you Long Island Ice Tea drinkers out there, add a splash of Chambord on top. It's called a Grateful Dead. And it will make the drink less manly.

GreatAmericanZero
06-26-2009, 04:37 AM
GAZ thinks it is, but he also thinks that having a moustache is not gay. Therefore, Long Island Iced Teas are not a girl's drink. Strictly speaking.

edit: (moustaches are only gay if you wear 'em and are GAZ)

i dont have a mustache, i have a beard

i think its pussy to not be able to fall asleep because you are "oh so depressed" but whatever..cry yourself to sleep faggot


HAHAHAHA http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=76748

silks
06-26-2009, 05:05 AM
For all you Long Island Ice Tea drinkers out there, add a splash of Chambord on top. It's called a Grateful Dead. And it will make the drink less manly.

Does this come served with a cock in it?

Ritalin
06-26-2009, 05:51 AM
It's the underage drinker's drink.

When I was bartending, if a couple of underage looking guys came in and ordered beers and acted like gentleman, I'd serve them one or two. They may have actually been old enough, but the point is I didn't hassle them.

If those same guys came in and ordered Long Island Iced Teas, the ID's were coming out. Let's see em, boys.

They'd almost always give me the "never mind", then leave.

ANC
06-26-2009, 05:58 AM
meh this thread made me want to have some whiskey last night.... Alas all I had in the house was:

http://www.cornhuskerbeverage.com/images/canadian_club.jpg :thumbdown:

Thomas Merton
06-26-2009, 02:44 PM
I associate them with college and a means to an end...how to get as fucked up as possible as quickly as possible