Michael Jackson...DEAD!!

[FatassTitePants]

OH GOOD. Al Sharpton just threw himself in the middle of the story. This should be helpful and not self-centered at all!

[NickyL0885]

Great... Sharpton is on CNN. How does he afford nice clothes as a reverend? I thought they dont get paid.

[barjockey]

Can we start taking bets on what drugs were in his system at the time of death?

Got to be pills. It's easy and well Marilyn did it that way.

[disneyspy]

rev al says it was a bleaching overdose

[Death Metal Moe]

Depends if it's BLACK tar jizz...




:flush:

fuckin' racist.

http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2007/09/08-15/ani-difranco.jpg

[dino_electropolis]

I bet he faked his own death...... Just like elvis

[Misteriosa]

Great... Sharpton is on CNN. How does he afford nice clothes as a reverend? I thought they dont get paid.

they dont... those times they pass the collection plate to help the poor are really to help the poor rev al. :thumbdown:

i really wish rev al would go away.

[sailor]

wow, al sharpton just made that press conference all about himself. and jackson may have had some shortcomings" al? like molesting kids??

[lleeder]

Can we start taking bets on what drugs were in his system at the time of death?

Is baby jizz a drug?

[Misteriosa]

I bet he faked his own death...... Just like elvis

jacko-hotep?

[silks]

HOLY SHIT SHARPTON SUCKSSSSSSSSSSSSZ

What an attention seeking pig. Why do they keep giving this clown the time of day.

[CurseoftheBambi]

Rest in peace Michael!

and he's never been charged with molesting kids.

edit: he's never been convicted of molesting kids. just cause people say he did dont make it true..since you werent there you cant say 100 percent fact.

[FatassTitePants]

What an attention seeking pig. Why do they keep giving this clown the time of day.

Did he actually say he wanted to drag Michael Jackson's corpse to the Apollo Theater? There is NO way he really said that. I must be in shock.

[The Jays]

Another dead celebrity, third this week, second one today... What is it going to take for these god damned liberals to just step down from power?

I mean, this current administration has seen pirates take over an American ship, GM, Chrysler, and Six Flags file for bankruptcy, the passing of the largest spending bill in the history of this nation, and now the King of Pop Michael Jackson dying of cardiac arrest. He obviously died because he was shocked by the acceleration of this country's transformation into a socialist Third World country, and the utter vitriol that the drive-by media has for any Conservative willing to stand up for what we as a country should be fighting for.

And of course, the media has to put all their attention to his death, in order to cover up for President Obama's failure to prevent his death. I mean, when you have socialized health care, this is what you get; the King of Pop dying at the age of 50.

[TooLowBrow]

nothing Rock about that guy.

ditto for the r+r hall of fame

[Misteriosa]

Did he actually say he wanted to drag Michael Jackson's corpse to the Apollo Theater? There is NO way he really said that. I must be in shock.

i heard him mumble something about Apollo Theater, but as usual, when rev al speaks, my attention wanders and my vision blurs.

[MacVittie]

http://ismichaeljacksonazombieyet.com/

[keithy_19]

fuckin' racist.

http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2007/09/08-15/ani-difranco.jpg

I'm just saying that black tar jizz is bad. It has fucking tar in it man.


:smoke:

[TooLowBrow]

What an attention seeking jig. Why do they keep giving this clown the time of day.

fixed that

[strawberrypop]

Enough with the god needs joke. Doug has been there done that.

I wish God would need another bitchass Mod!

[Gvac]

Still amazing after all these years

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[King Hippos Bandaid]

crazy shit, not even my 1000th guess on his cause of death


RIP, miss Jackson Five MJ, he was the best

[Death Metal Moe]

Another dead celebrity, third this week, second one today... What is it going to take for these god damned liberals to just step down from power?

I mean, this current administration has seen pirates take over an American ship, GM, Chrysler, and Six Flags file for bankruptcy, the passing of the largest spending bill in the history of this nation, and now the King of Pop Michael Jackson dying of cardiac arrest. He obviously died because he was shocked by the acceleration of this country's transformation into a socialist Third World country, and the utter vitriol that the drive-by media has for any Conservative willing to stand up for what we as a country should be fighting for.

And of course, the media has to put all their attention to his death, in order to cover up for President Obama's failure to prevent his death. I mean, when you have socialized health care, this is what you get; the King of Pop dying at the age of 50.

I've never gone red faced with rage into laughing out loud so quickly.

[keithy_19]

http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2007/09/08-15/ani-difranco.jpg[/QUOTE]

Just wanted to say, I would so have my way with her.

[HBox]

Another dead celebrity, third this week, second one today... What is it going to take for these god damned liberals to just step down from power?

I mean, this current administration has seen pirates take over an American ship, GM, Chrysler, and Six Flags file for bankruptcy, the passing of the largest spending bill in the history of this nation, and now the King of Pop Michael Jackson dying of cardiac arrest. He obviously died because he was shocked by the acceleration of this country's transformation into a socialist Third World country, and the utter vitriol that the drive-by media has for any Conservative willing to stand up for what we as a country should be fighting for.

And of course, the media has to put all their attention to his death, in order to cover up for President Obama's failure to prevent his death. I mean, when you have socialized health care, this is what you get; the King of Pop dying at the age of 50.

All these socialist little faggots want to do is kill all of our celebrities.

[Death Metal Moe]

OK, I'm officially over it an bored.

In today's 24 hour news cycle and fast paced society, I want new news now.

[spankyfrank]

I blame the Ihatolla.....

[keithy_19]

All these socialist little faggets want to do is kill all of our celebrities.

Fixed it. Cause they're getting all of our money.




:surrender:

[keithy_19]

OK, I'm officially over it an bored.

In today's 24 hour news cycle and fast paced society, I want new news now.

Jon and Kate may sacrifice one of their 8 kids to prevent global warming.

Run with it!

[TooLowBrow]

OK, I'm officially over it an bored.

In today's 24 hour news cycle and fast paced society, I want new news now.

larry king has music guests ready to talk about michael....TONIGHT!!!

[HBox]

OK, I'm officially over it an bored.

In today's 24 hour news cycle and fast paced society, I want new news now.

Who do you want dead next: athlete, musician, actor or something else?

I feel like mourning Marv Albert.

[Death Metal Moe]

Who do you want dead next: athlete, musician, actor or something else?

I feel like mourning Marv Albert.

It doesn't always have to be a death. Hows about another teen idol fall from grace? Or how about a high profile adoption?

[The Jays]

That's the problem with this country. For all the money the stupid libs want to government to throw at our problems, people still die, and that's is just not acceptable for me, as a Conservative. We have a Right to Life, and these god damned libs want to take that right away, just like they took away our Right to Bear Arms. And this story is the perfect example... a man who was beloved by everyone, who loved everyone, ends up dying of cardiac arrest, just so happens to happen after electing a Democrat to the White House, the first black President at that. Coincidence????

[MacVittie]

Who do you want dead next: athlete, musician, actor or something else?

I feel like mourning Marv Albert.

I'm in a Bob Feller kinda mood.

[HBox]

It doesn't always have to be a death. Hows about another teen idol fall from grace? Or how about a high profile adoption?

Miley Cyrus: Serial Cat Killer?

[sr71blackbird]

Anyone else having trouble with their cell phones/texting for the past few hours? Related?

[keithy_19]

I'm in a Bob Feller kinda mood.

I think we need Bob Ross to rise again. Zombie painting.

[Death Metal Moe]

Who do you want dead next: athlete, musician, actor or something else?

I feel like mourning Marv Albert.

http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2008/rosie-o-donnell.jpg

http://culturekitchen.com/files/images/crossed_fingers_0.thumbnail.jpg

[The Jays]

Again, it's the fucking liberals all praising Allah that MJ has died.

[keithy_19]

Miley Cyrus: Serial Cat Killer?

And now there's precum over my shorts...

[Death Metal Moe]

Miley Cyrus: Serial Cat Killer?

I was thinking Jonas Brothers Coke and Hooker party.

[keithy_19]

http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2008/rosie-o-donnell.jpg

http://culturekitchen.com/files/images/crossed_fingers_0.thumbnail.jpg

I love you.

[spankyfrank]

OK, I'm officially over it an bored.

In today's 24 hour news cycle and fast paced society, I want new news now.

I wouldn't be totally against a video of yoko ono being punched in the face

[keithy_19]

I was thinking Jonas Brothers Coke and Hooker party.

Only the talented one lives...



















:clap:

[elitemrp]

wow 2 famous white chicks dead in 1 day

[Stuft]

Another dead celebrity, third this week, second one today... What is it going to take for these god damned liberals to just step down from power?

I mean, this current administration has seen pirates take over an American ship, GM, Chrysler, and Six Flags file for bankruptcy, the passing of the largest spending bill in the history of this nation, and now the King of Pop Michael Jackson dying of cardiac arrest. He obviously died because he was shocked by the acceleration of this country's transformation into a socialist Third World country, and the utter vitriol that the drive-by media has for any Conservative willing to stand up for what we as a country should be fighting for.

And of course, the media has to put all their attention to his death, in order to cover up for President Obama's failure to prevent his death. I mean, when you have socialized health care, this is what you get; the King of Pop dying at the age of 50.

We get it. Obama is the third coming of Christ. Broken fucking record. :wallbash:

[Misteriosa]

I think we need Bob Ross to rise again. Zombie painting.

dont forget that little roll of paint...

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jWNhyMUpjSE/SS3NjIsjkyI/AAAAAAAABrc/oqMAosjEP6E/s400/bobross540zombie.jpg

[Stuft]

dont forget that little roll of paint...

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jWNhyMUpjSE/SS3NjIsjkyI/AAAAAAAABrc/oqMAosjEP6E/s400/bobross540zombie.jpg

That has to be one of the creepiest pics ive ever seen on the intrawebz.

[Sue_Bender]

But who gets the Elephant Man's bones?

Perhaps, they'll be displayed next to the bones of their once proud owner.



R.I.P. Little Jackson 5 Mike.

[FatassTitePants]

dont forget that little roll of paint...

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jWNhyMUpjSE/SS3NjIsjkyI/AAAAAAAABrc/oqMAosjEP6E/s400/bobross540zombie.jpg

Ooooh. Maybe a double booking for the next RBIZ.

[Misteriosa]

That has to be one of the creepiest pics ive ever seen on the intrawebz.

yeah.. it wasnt easy for me to post...

[BlackSpider]

Maybe his kids have a slim chance at being normal now...

[TooLowBrow]

Maybe his kids have a slim chance at being normal now...

no way

now, who'll protect them from bees?

[mendyweiss]

OK, I'm officially over it an bored.

In today's 24 hour news cycle and fast paced society, I want new news now.

One last tidbit, Moe
The chair was not his son

[KatPw]

Holy crap! Unreal. WTF is going on that these celebs are dropping like flies?

[Death Metal Moe]

wow 2 famous white chicks dead in 1 day

http://www.impawards.com/2004/posters/white_chicks_verdvd.jpg

[TooLowBrow]

from perez hilton

“We knew something like this would happen!!
Michael Jackson was taken by ambulance from his Holmby Hills home to a nearby Los Angeles hospital on Thursday afternoon!!
Supposedly, the singer went into cardiac arrest and the paramedics had to administer CPR!!!
His mother is even on the way to visit him!!!
We are dubious!!
Jacko pulled a similar stunt when he was getting ready for his big HBO special in ‘95 when he “collapsed” at rehearsal!
He was dragging his heels on that just like his upcoming 50 date London residency at the 02 Arena, of which he already postponed the first few dates!!!
Either he’s lying or making himself sick, but we’re curious to see if he’s able to go on!!!
Get your money back, ticket holders!!!!”

[PerryWinkle]

How the hell did i miss this? I sit around after work drinking a few beers and I miss this. I stink

[WampusCrandle]

he's looked dead for years. oh well. i say chat room tonight is Michael Jackson night.

[spankyfrank]

he's looked dead for years. oh well. i say chat room tonight is Michael Jackson night.

I think the chat room died as well.....Drug overdose

[brettmojo]

from perez hilton
And someone punched this guy? Noooooo.

[SatCam]

If he's burried they could probably dig him up thousands of years from now and he'd look the same the day he died

[~Katja~]

from perez hilton
I wonder... if you are a fan and already bought tickets... do you want your money back if he died?

[TooLowBrow]

I wonder... if you are a fan and already bought tickets... do you want your money back if he died?

id sell the tix on ebay. theyre a collectors piece

[spankyfrank]

id sell the tix on ebay. theyre a collectors piece

They probably won't be worth the email they were sent in

[NickyL0885]

I wonder... if you are a fan and already bought tickets... do you want your money back if he died?

I know I would. Fuck, this economy is shit.

[Fallon]

I wonder... if you are a fan and already bought tickets... do you want your money back if he died?

It depends are we talking about paperless tickets?

[NickyL0885]

I think people are officially nuts. People outside the Apollo Theater are singing and dancing. Some people REALLY have no lives.

[LordJezo]

http://www.ismichaeljacksonazombieyet.com/

[TooLowBrow]

if janet has a heart attack justin timberlake will rip open her shirt to give the paramedics access for cpr

[~Katja~]

They probably won't be worth the email they were sent in

It depends are we talking about paperless tickets?

:D

[KatPw]

So how long before it comes out that this was a result of prescription drug abuse? Because I have a feeling that is where it's headed.

[Misteriosa]

http://www.ismichaeljacksonazombieyet.com/

those bastards are fast...

[spankyfrank]

So how long before it comes out that this was a result of prescription drug abuse? Because I have a feeling that is where it's headed.

i honestly believe that from all the surgery he's had on his body over the past couple of decades im pretty sure his body just gave out. I don't really see this turning into a Heath Ledger or an Anna Nicole Smith incident

[SatCam]

So how long before it comes out that this was a result of prescription drug abuse? Because I have a feeling that is where it's headed.

You must be thinking of some other MJ. Michael Jordon perhaps? Not our Michael.

[The Jays]

So how long before it comes out that this was a result of prescription drug abuse? Because I have a feeling that is where it's headed.

I think it's more a result of too much plastic surgery. That can take a serious toll on a person's circulatory system.

[paracetamol flanders]

Holy crap! Unreal. WTF is going on that these celebs are dropping like flies?


OMG. What if this is some kind of celebrity Aids and ALL the celebrities die?! Will we be listening to the ESD and Chris Stanley show?

[KatPw]

I think it's more a result of too much plastic surgery. That can take a serious toll on a person's circulatory system.

Then how come Joan Rivers is still kicking around? And that crazy lady with the cat face.

[spankyfrank]

Then how come Joan Rivers is still kicking around? And that crazy lady with the cat face.

she wasn't a burn victim also she wasn't a black man to begin with

[~Katja~]

Holy crap! Unreal. WTF is going on that these celebs are dropping like flies?

OMG. What if this is some kind of celebrity Aids and ALL the celebrities die?! Will we be listening to the ESD and Chris Stanley show?

it's like the new swine flu... they better make all celebs fill out medical surveys to every destination they travel to from now on.... it's spreading!

[spankyfrank]

it's like the new swine flu... they better make all celebs fill out medical surveys to every destination they travel to from now on.... it's spreading!

Jon & Kate plus UNTIMELY DEATH!!!!!

[SatCam]

OMG. What if this is some kind of celebrity Aids and ALL the celebrities die?! Will we be listening to the ESD and Chris Stanley show?

Right now it seems like it's probably just regular AIDS

[Caseyelan]

From kevin spacey's twitter:

Jeff Goldblum is alive and well. I just spoke to his manager. Stop these stupid rumors.19 minutes ago from web


Lolz.

[LordJezo]

Bah.

Before Obama we still had Jacko.

[Death Metal Moe]

Bah.

Before Obama we still had Jacko.

I thought you'd be excited. Now that Jacko is out of the way, you just crawled one more spot up the ladder towards "Creepiest Man Alive."

[mikeyboy]

Bah.

Before Obama we still had Jacko.

That's the second time in this thread someone has posted something before you did.

[LordJezo]

That's the second time in this thread someone has posted something before you did.

I am old, I can't keep up with you kids.

[The Jays]

Stupid liberal messageboard keeping LordJezo's truth from coming out.

[paracetamol flanders]

it's like the new swine flu... they better make all celebs fill out medical surveys to every destination they travel to from now on.... it's spreading!

Perhaps we have an I Am Legend scenario where we are thrilled to see our favourite stars walking among us every night, except for the part where they try to eat our blood.

[LordJezo]

Stupid liberal messageboard keeping LordJezo's truth from coming out.

In death we can all come together for a few minutes of harmony.

[SatCam]

In death we can all come together for a few minutes of harmony.

Heal the world

[Liverspot]

http://www.juliensauctions.com/images/auctions/2009/michael-jackson/exh/3-3258.jpg

Everything has a price tag (http://www.juliensauctions.com/auctions/2009/michael-jackson/index.html)

[MacVittie]

I thought you'd be excited. Now that Jacko is out of the way, you just crawled one more spot up the ladder towards "Creepiest Man Alive."

my thoughts exactly Moe.



And somewhere in the world, a new creep is being born.

[barjockey]

Larry King gonna be awesome.

[Hottub]

This.

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[The Jays]

I know everyone says he's a creep, and he's an alleged child molester... the way I see it, the dude never had a childhood, he's been in the performance spotlight since he was 5, his dad was an abusive dick... the guy never got to have a childhood, and his development was stunted from that point on... of course that's going to make him a fucking weirdo. I don't think anyone would live at an amusement park JUST for the sake of getting kids to come over so he could touch them on their penises. He liked hanging out with kids because his mind had been damaged that he was a 10 year old living in a 50 year old man's body, to him, the kids were like hanging with his peers.

[barjockey]

"How important is the heart?"

http://thm-a03.yimg.com/image/ce7d3ffacf2ea7d6

He's interviewing Celine Dion about Jackson WTF?

[LordJezo]

This was always my favorite megamix..

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(I know nothing about that video, it was the only Youtube link of it that allowed embedding)

[barjockey]

She just said its like when Kennedy was shot:wallbash:

[TooLowBrow]

I know everyone says he's a creep, and he's an alleged child molester... the way I see it, the dude never had a childhood, he's been in the performance spotlight since he was 5, his dad was an abusive dick... the guy never got to have a childhood, and his development was stunted from that point on... of course that's going to make him a fucking weirdo. I don't think anyone would live at an amusement park JUST for the sake of getting kids to come over so he could touch them on their penises. He liked hanging out with kids because his mind had been damaged that he was a 10 year old living in a 50 year old man's body, to him, the kids were like hanging with his peers.

he had 35 years of childhood. that wasnt enough?

[TeeBone]

Thousands of children worldwide, just breathed a collective sigh of relief.

[Serpico1103]

I know everyone says he's a creep, and he's an alleged child molester... the way I see it, the dude never had a childhood, he's been in the performance spotlight since he was 5, his dad was an abusive dick... the guy never got to have a childhood, and his development was stunted from that point on... of course that's going to make him a fucking weirdo. I don't think anyone would live at an amusement park JUST for the sake of getting kids to come over so he could touch them on their penises. He liked hanging out with kids because his mind had been damaged that he was a 10 year old living in a 50 year old man's body, to him, the kids were like hanging with his peers.

That all seems obvious. Someone fucked with him and he was trying to cope in an unacceptable manner. His wealth and fame allowed him to become a freak. Had he been a janitor he probably would have been arrested for pinching the first kid's ass and never gotten out of the system.

Is there any news the heart attack was from natural causes? 50 seems awful young for someone who seemed healthy and fit, physically, their entire life.

[barjockey]

now he's gonna have Cher on. classic
http://thm-a03.yimg.com/image/ce7d3ffacf2ea7d6

[The Jays]

he had 35 years of childhood. that wasnt enough?

It's not a matter of what's enough and what's not... the dude got fucked up in the head as a kid, and his mind never developed normally. He got stuck thinking like a child, never mentally developing sexual thoughts, adult thoughts... when he married Lisa Marie, that was like when we used to have play marriages as kids, you just end up divorced a little while later when you're done playing...

[SatCam]

He's interviewing Celine Dion about Jackson WTF?

she wanted to rub it in that her heart will go on

[Stuft]

It's not a matter of what's enough and what's not... the dude got fucked up in the head as a kid, and his mind never developed normally. He got stuck thinking like a child, never mentally developing sexual thoughts, adult thoughts... when he married Lisa Marie, that was like when we used to have play marriages as kids, you just end up divorced a little while later when you're done playing...

I find it hard to believe you haven't skipped a dosage of your meds.

[The Jays]

That all seems obvious. Someone fucked with him and he was trying to cope in an unacceptable manner. His wealth and fame allowed him to become a freak. Had he been a janitor he probably would have been arrested for pinching the first kid's ass and never gotten out of the system.

Is there any news the heart attack was from natural causes? 50 seems awful young for someone who seemed healthy and fit, physically, their entire life.

Doctors say that 50 and above is a pretty common age for heart problems to occur. It also didn't help that he had tremendous amount of plastic surgery, stress from numerous trials, stress from the attention of the entire world, 3 kids, lupus, Elizabeth Taylor, etc.

[SatCam]

50 seems awful young for someone who seemed healthy and fit, physically, their entire life.


HAHAHAHAhahhaha good one

[barjockey]

she wanted to rub it in that her heart will go on

Yeah in a kayak

[The Jays]

I find it hard to believe you haven't skipped a dosage of your meds.

Why is so crazy that the dude was fucked up mentally and was basically a man-child? Why is that so crazy?

[red_red_red]

when's La Toya's (yeah spelling, i know) reality show gonna start?
does it start with an opening shot of her "mourning"?

[red_red_red]

Thousands of children worldwide, just breathed a collective sigh of relief.
according to most, post death mind you, that is not the case, he is bigger than Elvis...never said i agree

[mikeyboy]

according to most, post death mind you, that is not the case, he is bigger than Elvis...never said i agree

I think he was making a pedophile joke.

[KatPw]

according to most, post death mind you, that is not the case, he is bigger than Elvis...never said i agree

Isn't he crazy popular in Japan?

[red_red_red]

I think he was making a pedohile joke.
and in that same tone i was reflecting the news...joke on joke...see?

[underdog]

Isn't he crazy popular in Japan?

Yeah, but what isn't?

[red_red_red]

Isn't he crazy popular in Japan?
watch the news....it was horrific the way they are "sainting" him...ick

[silks]

Did he actually say he wanted to drag Michael Jackson's corpse to the Apollo Theater? There is NO way he really said that. I must be in shock.

Maybe they can wheel James Brown also in and have an all-star evening.

[silks]

http://www.mtv.co.uk/files/imagecache/gallery_wide/2009/05/26/2608515.jpg

I guess this nonsense didn't help.

[ToiletCrusher]

Yeah, but what isn't?

You're ignored in Japan, I bet.

[red_red_red]

I know everyone says he's a creep, and he's an alleged child molester... the way I see it, the dude never had a childhood, he's been in the performance spotlight since he was 5, his dad was an abusive dick... the guy never got to have a childhood, and his development was stunted from that point on... of course that's going to make him a fucking weirdo. I don't think anyone would live at an amusement park JUST for the sake of getting kids to come over so he could touch them on their penises. He liked hanging out with kids because his mind had been damaged that he was a 10 year old living in a 50 year old man's body, to him, the kids were like hanging with his peers.
everyone, and i mean everyone has to grow up.....i can't believe i had to type that

[red_red_red]

http://www.mtv.co.uk/files/imagecache/gallery_wide/2009/05/26/2608515.jpg

I guess this nonsense didn't help.
is he preppin his head to be frozen?

[TheMojoPin]

That all seems obvious. Someone fucked with him and he was trying to cope in an unacceptable manner. His wealth and fame allowed him to become a freak. Had he been a janitor he probably would have been arrested for pinching the first kid's ass and never gotten out of the system.

I don't know, his predilection his children might definitely be something that was ultimately shaped by his screwed up childhood and the the life that followed.

That's not to excuse it, but this seems like a profoundly damaged person so who knows how that played into his understanding of his sexuality and just sex and sexuality in general.

All in all, it's a shame that things just went as bonkers as they did over the last 20 years because the guy made some amazing music. Being born in 1979, I never knew a time when he wasn't just this enormous star and musical force. He was basically like Star Wars for me: this unfathomably gigantic pop culture entity that just seemed unbeatable that just seemed like it had always been there when I was a kid.

[boobieman]

No he's dead....he was very badly raped..you see.

It is bad to make fun of a person dieing..much less dieing so young. But if it was not for the kid thing..I might be upset or shocked. But after all I have seen and felt..sorry no feelings at all.

I feel worse for farra and Ed...Hioooooooooo.

King of pop...pop his ass right into the grave...wow now I know what Vos feels like.


SsssSsseeeeeeYyyYyyyAaAAAaAAAA

[johnniehardrock]

They took the body by helicopter to the ME and Larry King was interviewing Randy Jackson and he ask Randy if he knew where the helicopter was going. WTF this guy is so bad

[TheMojoPin]

Vincent Price and smooth music is what REALLY screwed up Jackson:

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FUCKIN' LOGGINS!

[KingGeno]

Do you think they'll put the plastic parts of him on display at the Hard Rock?

[red_red_red]

rest in hell kid toucher
oh he never grew up you see...he just wanted to play doctor, that's all

I guess God needed a white woman.
:lol:

cnn wont confirm it but i was talking to the nurse at work and she says that according to what they are releasing, he is "so dead"
and not sooo black? :ohmy:

[Death Metal Moe]

Jesus, LOCK THIS FUCKING THREAD. I think we may be like 3 or 4 joke repeats deep at this point.

If you're going to drop your ZINGER in a thread please at least SCAN THE OTHER PAGES to make sure you're not just repeating it.

[ToiletCrusher]

Thriller in Vaniller.

Now lock it.

[SatCam]

so the news is reporting he got food poisoning from eating 12 year old nuts

[TooLowBrow]

this sounds stupid, but who is farrah fawcet, besides charlies angels 3 some odd years ago?

[The Jays]

oh he never grew up you see...he just wanted to play doctor, that's all


:lol:




Whatever, dude. You want to fail to see someone's opinion, go right on ahead.

[Death Metal Moe]

Keep on, with the CPR

Don't stop till ya get a pulse.

[styckx]

Ironically funny ad placements rule

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g37/styckx/mj.jpg

[Death Metal Moe]

so the news is reporting he got food poisoning from eating 12 year old nuts

OH man, I never heard that one. Fucking great joke, I'm totally using that with my friends and acting like I thought it up.

[BlackSpider]

this sounds stupid, but who is farrah fawcet, besides charlies angels 36 some odd years ago?

Fixed...

[TooLowBrow]

so the news is reporting he got food poisoning from eating 12 year old nuts

:laugh:

[red_red_red]

Whatever, dude. You want to fail to see someone's opinion, go right on ahead.
:( it was all in good fun...sorry for your loss :smoke:

[ToiletCrusher]

When Michael Jackson went code blue, they forgot to mention that he was in a K-mart for the blue light special for little boys underpants, half off!!!

[underdog]

When Michael Jackson went code blue, they forgot to mention that he was in a K-mart for the blue light special for little boys underpants, half off!!!

Long joke is long.

[sailor]

Long joke is long.

oof.

[ToiletCrusher]

Long joke is long.

Did I ever tell you about the time when I went to the store to buy some matches? You'll never believe how funny it is, what happened when I got there. Anyway, I was sitting on my front porch at my cabin because I decided earlier that day to leave Buffalo for the weekend and go enjoy some wilderness and drink a lot of beer. While driving down I saw a few birds, deer and even a red fox. But, I digress, I was sitting on the front porch of my cabin when I realized I didn't have any matches to light my cigar. I had got the cigars on my way down too. They were from Honduras but I still needed to light them. So, I jumped into my car and headed into town, but my cabin is actually located in a position that is almost exactly 9 miles from three different towns and all are in different directions. HAHAHA!!!! So, I wanted to flip a coin to determint which town to go to but no coin is three sided. One time though, I saw a three sided pair of dice. They only went to three, go figure.

[red_red_red]

Did I ever tell you about the time when I went to the store to buy some matches? You'll never believe how funny it is, what happened when I got there. Anyway, I was sitting on my front porch at my cabin because I decided earlier that day to leave Buffalo for the weekend and go enjoy some wilderness and drink a lot of beer. While driving down I saw a few birds, deer and even a red fox. But, I digress, I was sitting on the front porch of my cabin when I realized I didn't have any matches to light my cigar. I had got the cigars on my way down too. They were from Honduras but I still needed to light them. So, I jumped into my car and headed into town, but my cabin is actually located in a position that is almost exactly 9 miles from three different towns and all are in different directions. HAHAHA!!!! So, I wanted to flip a coin to determint which town to go to but no coin is three sided. One time though, I saw a three sided pair of dice. They only went to three, go figure.
jason ellis, is that you?

[styckx]

jason ellis, is that you?

I didn't see anything in there about how great he is or mention sticking anything up his ass 3 times in a row to get a laugh

[TooLowBrow]

no one even mentions alex trebek passing away

[Stuft]

Why is so crazy that the dude was fucked up mentally and was basically a man-child? Why is that so crazy?

I don't get where you're connecting it to his death, with that post. His brain imploded, cuz of all the drama? Spy Report? THEJAYS HAS THE INSIDE SCOOP!! w00t!

[mikeyboy]

no one even mentions alex trebek passing away

Already been tried with Jeff Goldblum.

[TooLowBrow]

Already been tried with Jeff Goldblum.

oh yeah





goddamn fake trifectas

[red_red_red]

I didn't see anything in there about how great he is or mention sticking anything up his ass 3 times in a row to get a laugh
it was long and windy, perhaps boring even....i should not skim posts, eh? cuz re-jokes are the worst, so i've read...sort of

[Judge Smails]

I just got home and I ain't reading 16 pages. So, if these have already been posted - I don't care. They make me loff.

http://i44.tinypic.com/25s0qjb.jpg

http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/8453/1245968245521.jpg

http://files.kruzen.com/072003/michaeljackson.jpg

[mendyweiss]

How about a California Superfecta ?
I say Manson Gal Susan Atkins doesn't make it past this weekend !

[IamFogHat]

I guarantee, money/publicity hungry people will be coming out of the fucking woodwork from here on out, and the MJ story is going to get beyond weirder than it is now for at least a year or two.

In terms of my feelings, which who cares, the poor man was obviously disturbed, I hope he died with the least amount of pain, but I say that for everyone, and hopefully, no kids will be hurt by him if a single one was. And if a single one was then well fuck him anyway. I hate to say that but I hate kid touchers with a passion.

[TooLowBrow]

who gets the money? the kids, the family? the mom? the govt?

[Death Metal Moe]

I just got home and I ain't reading 16 pages. So, if these have already been posted - I don't care. They make me loff.

http://i44.tinypic.com/25s0qjb.jpg

http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/8453/1245968245521.jpg

http://files.kruzen.com/072003/michaeljackson.jpg

Pedobear FTW

[red_red_red]

who gets the money? the kids, the family? the mom? the govt?
oh my bet is his ranch-y thing will be like the Elvis thing...kids? who cares :laugh: money? he was sooo "broke" :laugh: i love this thread

[CofyCrakCocaine]

Wow. Skipping the first ten pages because apparently human garbage is polluting those pages with their inane stupidity. Resuming reading at page 11...

[ToiletCrusher]

Were they filled with compassion?

[sr71blackbird]

In some strange way I feel that all this Michael Jackson joking is a cover for our collective greif for the tragic loss of Farrah Fawcett. That we are not lashing at Michael out of malice for him, but rather as a mask for our other wound.
I remember when our mother in law died and the family was in shock and grief and anger and we came home and found a raccoon in the chicken coop and what happened to that raccon that night would make PETA cringe.

[TooLowBrow]

oh my bet is his ranch-y thing will be like the Elvis thing...kids? who cares :laugh: money? he was sooo "broke" :laugh: i love this thread

i think already, the ranch was visited by local schools and camps because it was a free amusement park

without his funding, will these kids lose out?

[mikeyboy]

In some strange way I feel that all this Michael Jackson joking is a cover for our collective greif for the tragic loss of Farrah Fawcett. That we are not lashing at Michael out of malice for him, but rather as a mask for our other wound.
I remember when our mother in law died and the family was in shock and grief and anger and we came home and found a raccoon in the chicken coop and what happened to that raccon that night would make PETA cringe.

Wow.

No.

[red_red_red]

i think already, the ranch was visited by local schools and camps because it was a free amusement park

without his funding, will these kids lose out?
lose what? what do kids lose by not visiting a ranch?

[boosterp]

I remember back in the day we were all learning the moonwalk, many had those red jackets with the zippers, some ha white gloves, black penny loafers were cool, man he had a big impact on us in the 80s. Jackson will alway be remembered as a great writer and performer. Has any album to this day outsold Thriller? That was the first record that I owned.

After 86 or whenever his hair caught fire he was not the same and I am willing to bet that he was addicted to pain meds and on mental health medications.

Rest in peace fruity Jackson.

[SatCam]

lose what? what do kids lose by not visiting a ranch?

valuable life experience on how the american judicial system works (well thats actually after the visit)

[red_red_red]

I remember back in the day we were all learning the moonwalk, many had those red jackets with the zippers, some ha white gloves, black penny loafers were cool, man he had a big impact on us in the 80s. Jackson will alway be remembered as a great writer and performer. Has any album to this day outsold Thriller? That was the first record that I owned.

After 86 or whenever his hair caught fire he was not the same and I am willing to bet that he was addicted to pain meds and on mental health medications.

Rest in peace fruity Jackson.
i saw the whole segment about him being a possible pain pill addict....advil ftw!..and i never liked him, but i get that most did..fags :laugh:.....disclaimer...i'm busting balls :dry:

[brettmojo]

When Michael Jackson went code blue, they forgot to mention that he was in a K-mart for the blue light special for little boys underpants, half off!!!

http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/7431/1161disapprovalcatyq6.jpg

Wow. Skipping the first ten pages because apparently human garbage is polluting those pages with their inane stupidity. Resuming reading at page 11...

Better strap-in sweetie. Plenty more where that came from.

In some strange way I feel that all this Michael Jackson joking is a cover for our collective greif for the tragic loss of Farrah Fawcett. That we are not lashing at Michael out of malice for him, but rather as a mask for our other wound.
I remember when our mother in law died and the family was in shock and grief and anger and we came home and found a raccoon in the chicken coop and what happened to that raccon that night would make PETA cringe.
Backing... Away... Slowly...

[red_red_red]

valuable life experience on how the american judicial system works (well thats actually after the visit)
i sense a kid toucher joke in there...if you pay me $ i will laff my ass off

[CofyCrakCocaine]

The court of public opinion is a vile carbuncular infected pub of scum and wretched villainy, INDEED.

Why don't you fucking morons go and form lynch mobs too? Zero class, all of ya's.

[SatCam]

The court of public opinion is a vile carbuncular infected pub of scum and wretched villainy, INDEED.

Why don't you fucking morons go and form lynch mobs too? Zero class, all of ya's.

someone's grieving. is it farrah?

[underdog]

Why don't you fucking morons go and form lynch mobs too? Zero class, all of ya's.

Where do we line up?

[red_red_red]

Where do we line up?
no line, just gather @ the hospital and hope to get a glimpse of dead guy

[brettmojo]

The court of public opinion is a vile carbuncular infected pub of scum and wretched villainy, INDEED.
Thanks for the philosophy CofyCrakKenobi. But your old Jedi mind tricks won't work here.

[red_red_red]

Thanks for the philosophy CofyCrakKenobi. But your old Jedi mind tricks won't work here.
:laugh: i just abused alcohol over that

[styckx]

I wonder if the EMT giving CPR was singing Wanna Be Startin' Somethin' while doing it

[Judge Smails]

Hawt!

http://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art4/0625091jackson3.gifhttp://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art4/0625091jackson4.gif

[red_red_red]

I wonder if the EMT giving CPR was singing Wanna Be Startin' Somethin' while doing it
:laugh:http://files.posterous.com/opieradio/wwphLvKyNZb0C0ZcD6a8s35mlD2ZPMeMPbU6hqyWD42SlvVBJW zAq7hCacbg/IMG00212-20090625-2136.jpg.scaled.1000.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=1C9REJR1EM RZ83Q7QRG2&Expires=1245986279&Signature=x5DuaBTBa2jIt11rIXO2bGHSpcE%3D

[brettmojo]

I wonder if the EMT giving CPR was singing Wanna Be Startin' Somethin' while doing it
I'm sure the phrase "beat it" was used in some sort of emotional plea for him to regain consciousness at least once or twice.

[TripleSkeet]

In some strange way I feel that all this Michael Jackson joking is a cover for our collective greif for the tragic loss of Farrah Fawcett. That we are not lashing at Michael out of malice for him, but rather as a mask for our other wound.
I remember when our mother in law died and the family was in shock and grief and anger and we came home and found a raccoon in the chicken coop and what happened to that raccon that night would make PETA cringe.

http://img41.imageshack.us/img41/696/granpasimpson.gif (http://img41.imageshack.us/i/granpasimpson.gif/)



I stole this from someone and found it appropriate.

[red_red_red]

Hawt!

http://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art4/0625091jackson3.gifhttp://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art4/0625091jackson4.gif
jackin material? :blink:

[CofyCrakCocaine]

Thanks for the philosophy CofyCrakKenobi. But your old Jedi mind tricks won't work here.

I like that name, and thusly, you as a result. Now if you don't mind, I'm gonna jump realll high off the ground a buncha times cuz I always wanted to do that. *zwoosh*

[Death Metal Moe]

I wonder if the EMT giving CPR was singing Wanna Be Startin' Somethin' while doing it

He wasnt but his partner was heard giving him some tips on his technique:

"Ya know Bill, CPR is usually more effective when you DON'T take 30 second vomit breaks every time you give the patient a breath."

[TheMojoPin]

Hawt!

http://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art4/0625091jackson3.gifhttp://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art4/0625091jackson4.gif

I'm not sure what MafiaLifeChris has to do with this, but OK.

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

That's just one less kid fucker........I'm glad he's dead.

I hope he burns in hell.\\\\



TRUTH BOMB!!!!!

[CofyCrakCocaine]

http://img41.imageshack.us/img41/696/granpasimpson.gif (http://img41.imageshack.us/i/granpasimpson.gif/)



I stole this from someone and found it appropriate.

It's like stealing a man's penis and then flaunting him with it at a flea market... very King Missile.

[IamFogHat]

http://img41.imageshack.us/img41/696/granpasimpson.gif (http://img41.imageshack.us/i/granpasimpson.gif/)



I stole this from someone and found it appropriate.

It's facing the wrong way.
Just joshing.

[styckx]

I'm not sure what MafiaLifeChris has to do with this, but OK.

Take the trip round the bases, you deserve it.

http://ajroxmywhitesox.mlblogs.com/HforHomeRun%20(ala.org).jpg

[boosterp]

:laugh: i just abused alcohol over that

You too! :lol::lol:

[TripleSkeet]

It's like stealing a man's penis and then flaunting him with it at a flea market... very King Missile.

Hmmmm...I dont know who that is so Im going to agree.

[red_red_red]

is michael j fox dead yet? just askin









http://www.worldofglamourmodelling.com/Forum/images/smilies/mutley.gif

[whorehay]

That's just one less kid fucker........I'm glad he's dead.

I hope he burns in hell.\\\\

please, dont hold back. tell us what you REALLY think.

[brettmojo]

is michael j fox dead yet? just askin









http://www.worldofglamourmodelling.com/Forum/images/smilies/mutley.gif

Not yet but the news doesn't look good...

http://img385.imageshack.us/img385/4226/backtothefutureiisz1.gif

[underdog]

http://img41.imageshack.us/img41/696/granpasimpson.gif (http://img41.imageshack.us/i/granpasimpson.gif/)



I stole this from someone and found it appropriate.

It's always appropriate.

[red_red_red]

Not yet but the news doesn't look good...

http://img385.imageshack.us/img385/4226/backtothefutureiisz1.gif
i bet if i sat on his head i would have a sexual experience

[The Jays]

who gets the money? the kids, the family? the mom? the govt?

His kids now owe $17 million for his purchase of stupid large vases and overpaying for the rights to Bruce Willis' music library.

[Justice4all]

http://www.walyou.com/img/michael-jackson-thriller-remake-acapella-5.jpg
too soon


I agree...he won't look like that for another 10-15 years.

[Dougie Brootal]

Hey douche, I already pointed out your hypocrisy, so sit down

as for dougie brootal, maybe people will no be talking about him in 100 years.... But I gaurantee they won't be talkin about your sad meaningless existence

youll see... ill get that threesome... and my name will ring through the anals of history!!!

[KnoxHarrington]

Time for some of the stupider reactions to Michael Jackson's death -- first, there's Chad Johnson (I refuse to call him "Chad Ochocinco")'s tweet:

"Okay, first Mrs. Fawcett now Mr. Jackson, please tell me that this is a mistaken rumor, if not this is just as sad as 9/11 ...


Yeah, the death of a weirdo pop star who'd been in ill health for years is as sad as the day America suffered the worst terrorist attack in history. What a douche.

And then there's true douchebag "Perez Hilton", showing why people punch him in the face with its initial reporting on the early reports of Jackson's death:

We knew something like this would happen!!

Michael Jackson was taken by ambulance from his Holmby Hills home to a nearby Los Angeles hospital on Thursday afternoon!!

Supposedly, the singer went into cardiac arrest and the paramedics had to administer CPR!!!

His mother is even on the way to visit him!!!

We are dubious!!

Jacko pulled a similar stunt when he was getting ready for his big HBO special in ‘95 when he "collapsed" at rehearsal!

He was dragging his heels on that just like his upcoming 50 date London residency at the 02 Arena, of which he already postponed the first few dates!!!

Either he's lying or making himself sick, but we're curious to see if he's able to go on!!!

Get your money back, ticket holders!!!!



Just ignoring the horrid content, anyone who uses that many exclamation points has to be a douche.

And check out the idiotic scrawling on a picture of Michael Jackson:

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/2009/06/custom_1245974583290_wenn2417542__oPt.jpg

http://gawker.com/5302732/perez-hilton-growing-more-vile-by-the-second

Please tell me Fezzie hasn't defended this asshat in any way.

[Landblast]

Gawker reporting possible Demerol injection for the King Of Pop.

http://gawker.com/5302772/sun-reports-michael-jackson-collapsed-after-a-demerol-injection

[Sue_Bender]

I'm not a Michael Jackson fan in ANY way. I never owned one of his albums.

However, part of me thinks that you people just may be the most jaded and cynical individuals I've ever seen.

Nothing was EVER proven. Other than the pay-offs. And who wouldn't try to get that out of the news as fast as they could?

Once something is rumored to be true...it's true, regardless. Right?

I've never defended him before (mostly because I didn't care for his music)...but wouldn't he be the easiest target for money-hungry nothings to blackmail?!

Anyone can claim anything. And when you're wealthy, there are those who will find a way to steal it away from you (especially if they've been wronged).

How do you fight that charges?

No one here could do it.

If he were just a little bit more famous...

Mikeyboy could just as well be imprisoned. :wacko:

[Dirtbag]

I'm not a Michael Jackson fan in ANY way. I never owned one of his albums.

However, part of me thinks that you people just may be the most jaded and cynical individuals I've ever seen.

Nothing was EVER proven. Other than the pay-offs. And who wouldn't try to get that out of the news as fast as they could?

Once something is rumored to be true...it's true, regardless. Right?

I've never defended him before (mostly because I didn't care for his music)...but wouldn't he be the easiest target for money-hungry nothings to blackmail?!

Anyone can claim anything. And when you're wealthy, there are those who will find a way to steal it away from you (especially if they've been wronged).

How do you fight that charges?

No one here could do it.

If he were just a little bit more famous...

Mikeyboy could just as well be imprisoned. :wacko:

I actually used that when Bill O'Reilly paid that broad off. Its one thing to be a creep and a half and try to keep it out of the news, but I would fight to the death if someone wrongfully called me a kid toucher.

[landarch]

Good Riddance. Recycling day is Friday, old Plastic-Face.

[NewYorkDragons80]

I actually used that when Bill O'Reilly paid that broad off. Its one thing to be a creep and a half and try to keep it out of the news, but I would fight to the death if someone wrongfully called me a kid toucher.

I know I'm in the minority here, but I still think he was innocent of child molestation. There was no evidence, and what circumstantial evidence did exist was proudly exalted by Jackson himself to the American and British people months before the allegations were made.




That being said, RADIO PSYCHIC: Watch for media circus as the mother of Jackson's children attempts to make a custody claim.

[CruelCircus]

I'm in a Bob Feller kinda mood.

YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH!!!

I love that man.

http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v198/41/103/600682/n600682_34333578_2428.jpg

[A.J.]

maybe I can go live in his place in Dubai then... always wanted to live there

Bahrain actually.

[A.J.]

I hope Liz Taylor and Liza Minnelli find the strength to carry on.

[silks]

I actually used that when Bill O'Reilly paid that broad off. Its one thing to be a creep and a half and try to keep it out of the news, but I would fight to the death if someone wrongfully called me a kid toucher.

Absolutely. However, people I have known that have ample resources often believe that throwing money at their problems to make them go away is easier than dealing with them head on, regardless of how it effects their reputation.

[rick9669]

who cares.

[sr71blackbird]

In considering the tragedy of Michael Jackson, who chose to hide from his pain in a bottle, consider that Farrah Fawcett chose to suffer her pain in public and not hide from it. Michaels death will surely eclipse Farrah's and that is sad because the world will see Michael and forget Farrah and she chose to face her pain in a dignified and adult way, and deserves to be remembered as being more noble that Michael. Ryan must have truly loved her and you could see that, while Michael died alone because of his escapist mentality.

[mikeyboy]

In considering the tragedy of Michael Jackson, who chose to hide from his pain in a bottle, consider that Farrah Fawcett chose to suffer her pain in public and not hide from it. Michaels death will surely eclipse Farrah's and that is sad because the world will see Michael and forget Farrah and she chose to face her pain in a dignified and adult way, and deserves to be remembered as being more noble that Michael. Ryan must have truly loved her and you could see that, while Michael died alone because of his escapist mentality.

You with your nutty theories.

Michael will be more remembered because he was more famous.

[dino_electropolis]

Michael Jackson died a long time ago.

He achieved a level of fame the like of which we'll never see again (bc of the access to media and easily made YouTube stars)

no one can imagine what kind of seclusion that type of popularity breeds.

I read the court paper posted here and it means nothing. Complaints are not evidence, merely someone's allegations.
I'm glad he has passed on with his legacy somewhat intact..... That is, until the pictures surface!

[sr71blackbird]

It all loses its meaning to those that forget.
I heard today that Groucho Marx died a few minutes before Elvis and who remembers Groucho's death now? Meanwhile, he pioneered a lot of what we all enjoy as comedy and entertainment because he helped create that bar that others were measured by. Ed Mcmahan had not real entertainment valuen be was just a second banana. He might have had some talent that the public was unaware of, who knows? But will he be remembered the same as Michael Jackson or Farrah? To me, Farrah's influence was more personal on me because of her sexual appeal and that poster that graced my bedroom wall. I never had a Michael Jackson poster nor ever thought of his talents, even though he did indeed have talent. I just will remember him as being a freaky guy.

[mikeyboy]

It all loses its meaning to those that forget.
I heard today that Groucho Marx died a few minutes before Elvis and who remembers Groucho's death now? Meanwhile, he pioneered a lot of what we all enjoy as comedy and entertainment because he helped create that bar that others were measured by. Ed Mcmahan had not real entertainment valuen be was just a second banana. He might have had some talent that the public was unaware of, who knows? But will he be remembered the same as Michael Jackson or Farrah? To me, Farrah's influence was more personal on me because of her sexual appeal and that poster that graced my bedroom wall. I never had a Michael Jackson poster nor ever thought of his talents, even though he did indeed have talent. I just will remember him as being a freaky guy.

Don't believe everything you hear. Grouch Marx and Elvis dies 3 days apart. Groucho is not certainly not forgotten. He just isn't as remembered because he wasn't as famous.

[foodcourtdruide]

It all loses its meaning to those that forget.
I heard today that Groucho Marx died a few minutes before Elvis and who remembers Groucho's death now? Meanwhile, he pioneered a lot of what we all enjoy as comedy and entertainment because he helped create that bar that others were measured by. Ed Mcmahan had not real entertainment valuen be was just a second banana. He might have had some talent that the public was unaware of, who knows? But will he be remembered the same as Michael Jackson or Farrah? To me, Farrah's influence was more personal on me because of her sexual appeal and that poster that graced my bedroom wall. I never had a Michael Jackson poster nor ever thought of his talents, even though he did indeed have talent. I just will remember him as being a freaky guy.

While Farrah Fawcett's death was incredibly sad and her struggle with cancer was well documented and she may be seen as a hero to many, you can't compare Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson in terms of fame. To paraphrase Ghostbusters:

If Farah Fawcett's fame was represented by a twinkie, Michael Jackson's fame would be a Twinkie thirty-five feet long, weighing approximately six hundred pounds.

[Dougie Brootal]

While Farrah Fawcett's death was incredibly sad and her struggle with cancer was well documented and she may be seen as a hero to many, you can't compare Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson in terms of fame. To paraphrase Ghostbusters:

If Farah Fawcett's fame was represented by a twinkie, Michael Jackson's fame would be a Twinkie thirty-five feet long, weighing approximately six hundred pounds.

"That is one big twinkie..."
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/1/10/Winston_GB1.jpg/250px-Winston_GB1.jpg

i love a ghostbusters reference.

[A.J.]

If Farah Fawcett's fame was represented by a twinkie, Michael Jackson's fame would be a Twinkie thirty-five feet long, weighing approximately six hundred pounds.

Fucking starving. We got any Twinkies back there?

[EliSnow]

Fucking starving. We got any Twinkies back there?

Sorry fresh out. We do have Gold n Cremes:

http://secondratesnacks.com/images/twinkievw.jpg

[TheMojoPin]

Sorry fresh out. We do have Gold n Cremes:

http://secondratesnacks.com/images/twinkievw.jpg

What are you gonna offer next, some fuckin' Hydrox?

Goddamn savage.

[dino_electropolis]

What are you gonna offer next, some fuckin' Hydrox?

Goddamn savage.

SAT question:

Twinkies are to Hydrox as Michael Jackson is to:

http://bp0.blogger.com/_WAAgzmZs2jc/SI845WzCU4I/AAAAAAAAELs/iuMULQ7RG1s/s400/MP3+ALBUM+-+TERENCE+TRENT+D%27ARBY%27S+GREATEST+HITS+-+POP-ROCK+-+19+MP3+HITS.jpg

[TheMojoPin]

SAT question:

Twinkies are to Hydrox as Michael Jackson is to:

http://bp0.blogger.com/_WAAgzmZs2jc/SI845WzCU4I/AAAAAAAAELs/iuMULQ7RG1s/s400/MP3+ALBUM+-+TERENCE+TRENT+D%27ARBY%27S+GREATEST+HITS+-+POP-ROCK+-+19+MP3+HITS.jpg

I would have picked Rockwell. Terrence is being too kind to Hydrox.

[TheMojoPin]

I thought Pitchfork.com (http://pitchfork.com/features/articles/7676-michael-jackson-rip/) had a pretty apt summary:

He was only 50. However they've been raised and by whom, he's got children. He's also got a big family-- we know the names of many of them-- and surely they're devastated. Millions of people all over the world have been moved by his music, and a lot of them are suffering right now, missing a piece of their lives, even if it's only one filled with a iconic pop figure. So this is a sad time. But man, and I feel guilty saying this, there's also just the slightest bit of relief: that a life that had always seemed like a lonely, twisted nightmare filled with suffering had finally come to end.

Take away the music, and Michael Jackson's life is just too sad to contemplate. Which is a very good argument for not taking away the music, ever. We're all going to die someday, too. So let's live. You start with "I Want You Back" and "ABC" and "I'll Be There". You go through the Jacksons years with "Dancing Machine" and "Can You Feel It", and then a long stop at the incomparable Off the Wall. Jackson sang a small handful of tunes with a legitimate claim as the best pop song of the past 40 years, and "Don't Stop Till You Get Enough" is one of them. Then it's on to "Billie Jean" and "Beat It" and "Thriller" and "Wanna Be Startin' Something", and on through later hits: "Bad", "The Way You Make Me Feel", "Man in the Mirror", "Black or White", "Will You Be There", and sure, why not, "Gone Too Soon". Michael Jackson-- superhero, cartoon, singer, dancer, supremely troubled dude-- made all this music, and it's amazing.

[SatCam]

Gawker reporting possible Demerol injection for the King Of Pop.

http://gawker.com/5302772/sun-reports-michael-jackson-collapsed-after-a-demerol-injection

Apparently they're looking for his personal doctor

Methinks it may be murder most foul

[Dougie Brootal]

Apparently they're looking for his personal doctor

Methinks it may be murder most foul

maybe it was assisted suicide?

[TripleSkeet]

I'm not a Michael Jackson fan in ANY way. I never owned one of his albums.

However, part of me thinks that you people just may be the most jaded and cynical individuals I've ever seen.

Nothing was EVER proven. Other than the pay-offs. And who wouldn't try to get that out of the news as fast as they could?

Once something is rumored to be true...it's true, regardless. Right?

I've never defended him before (mostly because I didn't care for his music)...but wouldn't he be the easiest target for money-hungry nothings to blackmail?!

Anyone can claim anything. And when you're wealthy, there are those who will find a way to steal it away from you (especially if they've been wronged).

How do you fight that charges?

No one here could do it.

If he were just a little bit more famous...

Mikeyboy could just as well be imprisoned. :wacko:

When it happens one time, maybe you could have that doubt in your mind. When it happens again, sorry, youve lost the benefit of the doubt with me.

Im not too far on either side. I recognize the guy was one of the most talented music artists ever, but Im not gonna cry about him dying because Im not gonna let his ability to slide backwards on his feet blind me from the fact he was a fucking kid toucher. If anything, his death has opened up a whole new box of jokes, so thats cool.

[fezident]

I always found it ..... interesting..... that the molestation charges were happening all the time when he was printing his own money but, they stopped completely when his wealth dried up.

There are predators out there who viewed MJ as a simple cash machine that handed out millions if you simply "asked" him for it. Charge him with a crime, and he WILL pay you.

That's sad.


I loved him and his music. Even the new stuff that nobody seemed to care about, was high quality pop.
It was tough to be an MJ fan. That skinny honky was just too bizarre for words but, for my money, he was a musician, and that's how I'll choose to remember him.

[Fallon]

http://www.mtv.co.uk/files/imagecache/gallery_wide/2009/05/26/2608515.jpg

I guess this nonsense didn't help.

Well. Like they always say, practice makes perfect.

He must look like a pro on that slab today.

[SatCam]

I always found it ..... interesting..... that the molestation charges were happening all the time when he was printing his own money but, they stopped completely when his wealth dried up.

probably around the same time he learned to stop touching kids

[strawberrypop]

His actions fit the profile for a child molestor to a T.

-chose targets w/ parents of questionable character - typical grooming behavior. That way, any accusations, he could easily say hey they just want $/fame/attention.

-was accused by multiple times by more than one person

-have you SEEN the Bashir documentary?

-groomed society to look at him like an overgrown child that everyone loved and/or felt bad for.

-made every opportunity to be alone with children with no adults around.

-Reportedly attempted to drive a wedge between kids and their parents.

Sorry. I stuck up for him and held out for years and said "no proof, tortured soul" etc. Then I was trained in recognizing molestation and realized just how perfectly he fits the profile.

[fezident]

Well. Like they always say, practice makes perfect.

He must look like a pro on that slab today.

:thumbdown::annoyed:

[fezident]

http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnn/2009/images/06/26/luckovich.jpg

[TripleSkeet]

probably around the same time he learned to stop touching kids

I thought it was around the same time he stopped letting strangers kids sleep in his bed with him.

[TheMojoPin]

Pedophiles tend to not be able to "learn" how to stop being pedophiles.

[brettmojo]

http://web4.twitpic.com/img/14231403-3591178f445e42069bd0becf0d2d048b.4a450b3b-scaled.jpg

[Furtherman]

....Yea I guess he could be the third. Silly me I counted Gary Papa then realized him dying was only a big deal around here.

WHAT?! I had no idea.

I just had to look up Gary's death. He was a great guy. He belonged to the golf club I worked at during High School and he was one of the few classy and cool guys.

But his positive effects are largely ignored in favor of baseless abuse allegations. ( he was after all acquitted)


It's nice to see the OJ-Was-Innocent crowd can have friends.

I actually used that when Bill O'Reilly paid that broad off.

That's because she had proof.





Yea, Michael's music, the old stuff, was great and will live on.

But overall his life was just sad.

[foodcourtdruide]

That's because she had proof.




She had proof that he left some creepy voicemails, but I thought she didn't have proof of anything non-consensual?

[Patient zer0]

Apparently he ate a 12 year old weiner...


Wakka wakka

[Snoogans]

Michael Jordan IS NOT DEAD


and booooo

[mikeyboy]

I think that or a similar joke was made about a half dozen times yesterday. Merging with other thread.

[Patient zer0]

I think that or a similar joke was made about a half dozen times yesterday. Merging with other thread.

Just riding out a dead horse.

[CountryBob]

You know, I havent even given Michael's death much thought but hearing the closing song "I'll Be There" and thinking about that little kid that could sing his ass off and is now gone - makes me take time to reflect his impact on music. Sad loss.

[TripleSkeet]

I just dont know why its so hard for people to accept that you can be an incredibly talented person and an absolute piece of shit human being at the same time.

[strawberrypop]

I think that or a similar joke was made about a half dozen times yesterday. Merging with other thread.

I guess God needed another beaten-to-death joke.

8 year old beaten-to-death jokes can breathe easier now.

[Furtherman]

She had proof that he left some creepy voicemails, but I thought she didn't have proof of anything non-consensual?

She had more than that - I only know this because I know someone who worked with her at Fox News. She not only got millions out of the settlement (and bought a nice 8 million dollar apartment downtown) but a lot of people who worked with him got "raises" too.

He the biggest hypocritical phoney out there; but I'll give him this.. a masterful carny.

[grlNIN]

They won't stop playing his late 80s and 90's videos and now i am getting pissed.

Rewatching these videos makes my skin crawl just because it is so obvious that there was something fundamentally wrong with him.

The end of "Black & White" with the car scene? Uhhh, is it really dancing when you have slow motion showing you running your hands down to your crotch while a sound clip of a panther roars in the background?

And i am sorry but "Bad" was a fucking terrible video.

I am starting to hate myself for liking his late 80's music, despite being young at the time.

[ToiletCrusher]

I am starting to hate myself for liking his late 80's music, despite being young at the time.

You couldn't help it.

[RingWraith]

They won't stop playing his late 80s and 90's videos and now i am getting pissed.

Rewatching these videos makes my skin crawl just because it is so obvious that there was something fundamentally wrong with him.

The end of "Black & White" with the car scene? Uhhh, is it really dancing when you have slow motion showing you running your hands down to your crotch while a sound clip of a panther roars in the background?

And i am sorry but "Bad" was a fucking terrible video.

I am starting to hate myself for liking his late 80's music, despite being young at the time.


What about early 80's? The "Thriller" video is still great.

[grlNIN]

What about early 80's? The "Thriller" video is still great.

Off the Wall and early 80's Jackson was the shit.

[TheMojoPin]

I am starting to hate myself for liking his late 80's music, despite being young at the time.

Young, old, whatever, that's some great music.

Though that bizarro scene after the "Black or White" was really weird. I remember watching the primetime premier with my family and it was one of those awful awkward moments where you just feel embarassed to be watching that with other people.

It's interesting watching a lot of the retrospective stuff because as weird as he was, he was clearly one of those rare celebrities that seemed to not want to actually be famous. He was also one of the rare pop megastars that was right there in the creation of his songs in terms of the writing and production. It's also a little disconcerting to see how visibly a different person he was when he was performing compared to, well, any other time. It's like that was his only real outlet emotionally and even physically. He was definitely a remarkable live performer. I don't know, it seems like that if he could have had his way he could have just focused on the music and touring because that seemed to be the only things where he wasn't this cripplingly shy and messed up person.

None of this is to explain or justify or explain he did...just things that strike me looking back at all of this.

[RingWraith]

Off the Wall and early 80's Jackson was the shit.

I totally agree. As far as the late 80's stuff goes, I too wasn't a fan of the "Bad" song/video. The only song I ever really liked a lot from the Bad album was "Smooth Criminal".

[dino_electropolis]

Young, old, whatever, that's some great music.

Though that bizarro scene after the "Black or White" was really weird. I remember watching the primetime premier with my family and it was one of those awful awkward moments where you just feel embarassed to be watching that with other people.

It's interesting watching a lot of the retrospective stuff because as weird as he was, he was clearly one of those rare celebrities that seemed to not want to actually be famous. He was also one of the rare pop megastars that was right there in the creation of his songs in terms of the writing and production. It's also a little disconcerting to see how visibly a different person he was when he was performing compared to, well, any other time. It's like that was his only real outlet emotionally and even physically. He was definitely a remarkable live performer. I don't know, it seems like that if he could have had his way he could have just focused on the music and touring because that seemed to be the only things where he wasn't this cripplingly shy and messed up person.

None of this is to explain or justify or explain he did...just things that strike me looking back at all of this.

Very well put....


But, rumors and allegations aside, what was it that this man actually "did" that causes all this animosity towards him from so many people?

[TripleSkeet]

One video of his I really liked was Jam. When hes playing basketball with Michael Jordan.