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Crispy123
06-26-2009, 04:26 AM
Warning issued on deadly freshwater amoeba (http://www.news-journalonline.com/NewsJournalOnline/News/Local/newWEST01062609.htm)

This was in my local paper today. Some scary stuff, beware if your coming to Florida this summer!

Warming water temperatures brings out Naegleria fowleri -- a microscopic creature that can feed on swimmers' brains.

The Health Department's advisory urges swimmers to stay out of any standing water, be it a poorly maintained swimming pool, lake or pond. If swimmers do enter such water, they should refrain from stirring up sand and silt and wear noseclips or keep the head out of the water.

Im going to go dump about 10 gallons of chlorine in my pool!
Crossweird
06-26-2009, 04:56 AM
Do you know what this is?

No.

It's Naegleria fowleri -- a microscopic creature that can feed on swimmers' brains.

Do you know what it's doing?

Starving.
brettmojo
06-26-2009, 06:09 AM
At least we now finally have an explanation for the 2000 presidential election.
Crispy123
06-26-2009, 06:15 AM
At least we now finally have an explanation for the 2000 presidential election.

Sure. Whats the excuse for NY poltics?
brettmojo
06-26-2009, 06:17 AM
Sure. Whats the excuse for NY poltics?
Six months of winter makes people mindless dickheads.
TheMojoPin
06-26-2009, 07:40 AM
Is there any news out of Florida that isn't disgusting and horrible?
HBox
06-26-2009, 07:50 AM
http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/7544/amoeba21.jpg
Crispy123
06-26-2009, 07:51 AM
Is there any news out of Florida that isn't disgusting and horrible?



What? We've given you Disneyworld, Hooters, and Limp Bizkit. Be thankful bitches!
TheMojoPin
06-26-2009, 07:52 AM
What? We've given you Disneyworld, Hooters, and Limp Bizkit. Be thankful bitches!

You MONSTERS.
EliSnow
06-26-2009, 07:56 AM
Sure. Whats the excuse for NY poltics?

The people who vacation in Fla every winter.
Crossweird
06-26-2009, 08:14 AM
Maybe the
Naegleria fowleri -- a microscopic creature that can feed on swimmers' brains --
ate your brain.
hanso
06-26-2009, 09:56 AM
When I heard swamp buggy racing topic on the show. I thought of this stuff. They jump in a pool part to celebrate a win with the hot bitch what ever shes called.
ToiletCrusher
06-26-2009, 11:32 AM
If the amoeba don't get you, the sharks would.
Judge Smails
06-26-2009, 11:52 AM
"There. . .is. . .nothing. . . wrong . . .with . . .the . . . water. . . in . . . Florida."

"I. . . suggest . . . everyone. . . go . . . for. . . a . . . relaxing. . . swim . . .while . . . not . . . wearing . . .a . . helmet."

http://www.dazz.es/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/brainslug.jpg