Dead baby jokes

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

I'm almost 35 and my "biological clock" must be digital 'cuz I ain't hearing no tickin'! I think dead baby jokes are funny. Post your faves!


How many babies does it take to make a bottle of baby oil?

It depends on how hard you squeeze them.

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What present do you get for a dead baby?

A dead puppy.

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Aww, cut the PC crap! This board is full of sick fucks. START POSTING!

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[Excomunicated Reeshy]

What's white and red and sits under the sink?

A baby teething on razor blades!!

What's white and blue and sits under the kitchen sink?

A baby drinking drano!!



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[ag]

What's harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree?

Nailing it to a dead puppy


How do you make a dead baby float?

Two scoops of ice cream, one scoop of dead baby.BUUUPPPP!!


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[Se7en]

Dead babies? Mmmm, now I'm starving.

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[Zipgun]

What's grosser than nailing a dead baby to a tree?

Ripping it off.





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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

When a baby is being born, why do they boil water?

So that if its born dead they can make soup.


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[Excomunicated Reeshy]

How do you unload a truckful of dead babies?

With a pitchfork!!

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

What's the difference between a baby and a dart-board?

Dart-boards dont bleed.


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[TLM]

Hey... Dead baby jokes are fine by me... but let's leave puppies, dead and alive, alone... that's going too far.

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

but let's leave puppies, dead and alive, alone... that's going too far.




Go back to Russia!

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[MANdrew]

how do you get 100 babies into a bucket?
with a blender

how do you get them back out?
on crackers

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[TLM]

Go back to Russia!
Go back to the Ukraine! ;-)

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[furie]

Go back to Russia


nice simpson's refrence

Q: Whats small, goes around in circles and taps on the window ?
A: Baby in a microwave
Dead Baby Jokes



Q: Whats small, goes around in circles and taps on the window ?
A: Baby in a microwave



Q: What's blue and sits in the corner?
A: A dead baby



Q: What's green and sits in the corner?
A: Same baby two weeks later






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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Q: How do you make a dead baby float?

A: One scoop of dead baby and three scoops of ice cream.



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[ag]

What's 18 inches long and can make a woman scream?

Stillbirth.

What's red, bubbly, and scratches at the window before exploding?

A baby in a microwave.

How many babies does it take to make a bottle of baby oil?

It depends on how hard you squeeze them.

Ive got tons more but I dont wanna ruin this thread.

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[CruelCircus]

What's more fun than shoveling dead babies off the sidewalk?

Using a snow-blower...

What's sicker than 100 dead babies in a garbage can?

One dead baby in 100 garbage cans...


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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Ive got tons more but I dont wanna ruin this thread.



I don't see how you possibly can!

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[furie]

let us not forget the original dead baby joke:

Q: Why did the dead bay cross the road?

A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.



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This message was edited by furie on 1-24-02 @ 1:06 PM