There is a bird in my walls OMG HELP

[angrymissy]

Yesterday I went into my guestroom and found 4 cats in a circle underneath my ceiling fan. I looked up and there was a fucking bird sitting there. WTF. The room is under renovation and there is a hole in the ceiling and a hole in the drywall. Somehow this bird must have gotten into my roof, then into my room through the drywall hole. We closed the door and kept the window open hoping he would fly out.

THE BIRD IS NOW IN THE FUCKING WALLS OF THE ROOM. It must have flown around, then went into another drywall hole into the walls. I can hear it fucking flapping around in the walls while the cats sit at a specific area of the wall licking their chops.

HOW THE FUCK DO I GET THIS BIRD OUT?????

[ToiletCrusher]

Sadly, I think it might die any you may have to fish it out.

One option may be to get one of those bee smokers that bee keepers use to calm bees in their bee hives when they are producing bee honey.

Bee.

[Cleophus James]

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[disneyspy]

tie a rope around your cats waist and put em in the wall

[ANC]

I think you have to wait for it to die.

Sadly, I think it might die any you may have to fish it out.

One option may be to get one of those bee smokers that bee keepers use to calm bees in their bee hives when they are producing bee honey.

Bee.


:lol:

[JPMNICK]

cut a hole in the dry wall and have a net ready to catch it when it gets out

[Judge Smails]

tie a rope around your cats waist and put em in the wall

Cross over into the light. All are welcome. All welcome. Go into the Light. There is peace and serenity in the Light.

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[booster11373]

make sure that you cover wherever the bird intially came in from

[boosterp]

Short of trying to catch it, I'll echo that you may have to let it die then fish it out. The poor thing will dehydrate quickly, loose all strength, and croak.

[CountryBob]

Cross over into the light. All are welcome. All welcome. Go into the Light. There is peace and serenity in the Light.

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I can just hear that freaks voice - "all are welcome all are welcome"
I have laughed repeatedly - thanks!

[angrymissy]

It can cross over into the light, I don't care, I just don't want bird carcass in my wall!

[Aggie]

Are you renovating it yourselves? If not, let the contractors fish it out if they're the ones that left the hole. Or just keep the cats in there until it decides to surface. That might scare it to death.

[strawberrypop]

Sadly, I think it might die any you may have to fish it out.

One option may be to get one of those bee smokers that bee keepers use to calm bees in their bee hives when they are producing bee honey.

Bee.

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[grlNIN]

There's only one solution i can think of.....





and that's to put another bird in the wall ...





























































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[Ritalin]

I'd be concerned about the 4 cats if I were you.

[mendyweiss]

Some times when birds look for shelter like that, they deliver babies !!!!

Noooooooo !!!!!

[topless_mike]

what does pronto have to say about all this?

[IamFogHat]

Sadly, I think it might die any you may have to fish it out.

One option may be to get one of those bee smokers that bee keepers use to calm bees in their bee hives when they are producing bee honey.

Bee.

I think you have to wait for it to die.




:lol:

I'm being totally serious, I almost shit my pants just now in an eruption of laughter.

[Boogie in Va]

Fishing pole, hook and a worm.

Make sure you take it and get the weight certified before having it stuffed and mounted.

[El Mudo]

Wait for its back to go out

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[TripleSkeet]

Man that thing is gonna stink when it dies.

[A.J.]

Wait for its back to go out

http://hoopedia.nba.com/images/7/7f/Bird1.jpg

:banning:

[Radioguy]

Shock and awe. Put your speakers against the wall, and crank up the sabbath.

This happened to my grandmother when I was a kid. A sparrow came down through the attic gable and was in the kitchen wall. There was pipe access under the sink, so we opened the cupboard doors, turned off all the lights, pulled back the curtain and opened the window. Once it saw light, off it flew with some cobwebs stuck to his feet.

[Aggie]

We need an update Missy. Is it still in there?

[Marc with a c]

We need an update Missy. Is it still in there?

i heard from somebody reliable she's sitting at her compter having a cigarette. all is well.

[Aggie]

i heard from somebody reliable she's sitting at her compter having a cigarette. all is well.

That bird is twittering shit from Missy's walls? Crazy.

[angrymissy]

At about 9pm last night, I realized the bird was not making noise anymore.

I don't know if it flew out the window or is dead in my wall.

I guess I'll find out in a few days. :glurps:

[angrymissy]

i heard from somebody reliable she's sitting at her compter having a cigarette. all is well.

You are freaking me out. I was just sitting at the computer having a cigarette.

WHO IS WATCHING ME

[Fallon]

You are freaking me out. I was just sitting at the computer having a cigarette.

WHO IS WATCHING ME

http://www.notbored.org/you-are-watching-me.jpg

[Aggie]

Damn, that sucks not knowing.

You are freaking me out. I was just sitting at the computer having a cigarette.

WHO IS WATCHING ME

A little birdy told him.

[styckx]

Bird mites are the worst thing ever.

[spoon]

Dammit!

And here I thought Jeff finally got some action only to read the thread!

Sorry Jeff.

[angrymissy]

Shit. WHAT THE FUCK ARE BIRD MITES???!!!

[boosterp]

Shit. WHAT THE FUCK ARE BIRD MITES???!!!

Like a mix between fleas and bed bugs. They bite and then go lay eggs.

[Fez4PrezN2008]

Depending on the room, you might try this - Close the room up at night and turn out all the lights then illuminate the top of the hole in the wall or rafters with a small flash light. If you have a window, leave that open with no screen. Hopefully birdie will see how to get out and then hot foot it out the window.

We had a juvinile bird find its way in between the basement ceiling and second story flooring and it got tired when it couldn't find its way out and fell down between a wall. It fluttered for a few days and died we think. It didn't smell though so maybe it escaped or something ate it. Someone suggested the flash light idea after that had happened.

[Radioguy]

Shit. WHAT THE FUCK ARE BIRD MITES???!!!

Like a mix between fleas and bed bugs. They bite and then go lay eggs.

Stare at some dust, and if any of it starts to move, you got them. That's how small they are.

[DolaMight]

maybe don't buy the birdseed insulation next time. it's for the birds, not your house.