Ron and Fez Listening Thread 7/1/09

[KatPw]

17 miles to get to a bus? Holy shit.

[ANC]

you need 2 then .
http://rlove.org/images/bcn_oh_my_20060627.jpg

[ToiletCrusher]

He is genuinely insane.

[Hottub]

Maybe it's a nuisance batch.

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

I don't get Dave at all. I can't for the life of me crank one out to a girl that I know regardless of how hot she is. Only if I already had sex with them I can do it.

[~Katja~]

damn it, if a vibrator could replace a man then I would not constantly be horny...

[dino_electropolis]

I don't get Dave at all. I can't for the life of me crank one out to a girl that I know regardless of how hot she is. Only if I already had sex with them I can do it.

You are DEFINITELY in the minority.

[RhinoinMN]

Maybe it's a nuisance batch.

I wish I had that problem.

[ANC]

I don't get Dave at all. I can't for the life of me crank one out to a girl that I know regardless of how hot she is. Only if I already had sex with them I can do it.

:blink: que?

[RhinoinMN]

damn it, if a vibrator could replace a man then I would not constantly be horny...

BE DIALIN!

[A.J.]

Best Brazilian Julie call ever.

[ANC]

I thought Edie Falco was pretty sexy in Laws Of Gravity

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

You are DEFINITELY in the minority.

Fuck it then, I'll be there. When a girl is great enough to get that kind of reaction out of me then I try to bang HER as opposed to a thought of her.

[ToiletCrusher]

How much do you think this slow witted Invent Help spokes person makes?

[Hottub]

I wonder if Dave got Invent Help.

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

How much do you think this slow witted Invent Help spokes person makes?

I don't know but it angers me to acknowledge that they make money.

[Hottub]

I don't know but it angers me to acknowledge that they make money.

Try masturbating to relieve some of that anger.:smile:

[dino_electropolis]

Fuck it then, I'll be there. When a girl is great enough to get that kind of reaction out of me then I try to bang HER as opposed to a thought of her.

well, this is where the difference lies.

You seem to elevate masturbation to some sanctimonous act, something that demands the greatness of a female...

Most guys just dump, wipe and move on with life.


And, spanking it to a girl doesnt preclude you from still tryin to bang her.....

[ANC]

Barfight with Anna Kournekova!

http://www.cre8asiteforums.com/forums/uploads/post-3012-1185415263.gif

[schabadoo]

Speaking of rock climbing, I'm going to New Paltz in a couple weeks to do some of that.

There's rock climbing there?

I play a gig up there 1x/month, never noticed anything but hipsters.

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

Try masturbating to relieve some of that anger.:smile:

I can't do it if I know the dollar amount. Am I still in the minority dino? Am I ! ! ? :tongue:

[dino_electropolis]

Appetite is a timeless classic.


Good topic, but poor example

[Doogie]

Music stuff...Fez will be quiet

[dino_electropolis]

I can't do it if I know the dollar amount. Am I still in the minority dino? Am I ! ! ? :tongue:

Ha

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

well, this is where the difference lies.

You seem to elevate masturbation to some sanctimonous act, something that demands the greatness of a female...

Most guys just dump, wipe and move on with life.


And, spanking it to a girl doesnt preclude you from still tryin to bang her.....

No I don't. What I meant was if I'm thinking of a girl that much I make a move. To me dumping load is totally separate from sex. I have a sad little joke to myself, I call it feeding the beast. :sad:

[ANC]

Springsteen music infuriates me!!!!

[ANC]

Easily Dated: Van Halen - Van Halen

[A.J.]

Easily Dated: Van Halen - Van Halen

I'll give you 1984 but the first album is timeless.

[ANC]

This is how I choose to remember Meatloaf:

http://students.ou.edu/F/Shaygan.Fakhari-1/meatloaf.jpg



EDIT - CHAD!!! :clap::clap:

[Hottub]

HOLY SHIT!!! CHAD!!!!!:clap:

[Drunky McBetidont]

one armed drummers are funny too

[Hottub]

Aja.

[ANC]

Phil Collins was a Verbal Kint lookin' motherfucker...

[dino_electropolis]

Def Leppard and Poison playing PNC bank tonite.

Trashy Cougars will be all over that

[Hottub]

I don't necessarily need a greatest hits show.
Throw in some B. sides or new stuff.
Steely Dan are doing entire albums for different nights.

[ANC]

I gotta add The Police - Synchronicity.

[Drunky McBetidont]

catch em at a county fair near you!

[strawberrypop]

Def Leppard and Poison playing PNC bank tonite.

They're playing at a bank? That's pretty weak.

[ANC]

I'd hate to say it, but it's looking like Coldplay will be the band of the 2000's

EDIT - Ron agrees!

[Drunky McBetidont]

tragically hip!

[dino_electropolis]

Omg...the band of this decade?


Have there even been any bands this decade?

really shows how sad the industry is.

[Meataball23]

I agree w/ christ anley

Jay-Z is the artist of the decade

[ANC]

They're playing at a bank? That's pretty weak.

:lol:

[Hottub]

I'd hate to say it, but it's looking like Coldplay will be the band of the 2000's

EDIT - Ron agrees!

I will flush and fuck.

[ToiletCrusher]

tragically hip!

Whoooooo!!!

1988 - present!

[Hottub]

A.J. just called me from his cell, and told me about his bands of this decade.

*Edit* 2 AJ cell jokes in 1 thread.

[ANC]

Do not compare Green Day to The Ramones :nono:

[A.J.]

A.J. just called me from his cell, and told me about his bands of this decade.

You missed my Tweet?

[dino_electropolis]

we dont have iconic figures because we as a society have changed.

Theres no place for them anymore. We tear down our heros at any chance, publicly humiliate them, and then replace them with American Idols.

MTV cribs shows you where your favorite celeb takes a shit.

Iconic figures dont shit.

[KatPw]

Only thing I know about Coldplay is that they ripped off Joe Satriani on their last album. That's not cool.

[ANC]

:clap: VOICE WHORES!!!!!!!! :clap:

[Meataball23]

Voice whores!:clap:

[Hottub]

Where's Doc Joe for this?

GET IN HERE!!!! You got 2 minutes!

[dino_electropolis]

Waiting for Guffman drop....i love it

[Drunky McBetidont]

it has been raining in florida for 4 days in a row. i am gonna build an arc soon.:thumbdown:

[ANC]

I'll guess the first one is Jeff Goldbloom :laugh:

[ANC]

Waiting for Guffman drop....i love it

It was a Tommy Boy drop.

[Meataball23]

it has been raining in florida for 4 days in a row. i am gonna build an arc soon.:thumbdown:

I think it rains in NYC everyday

Im up to here w/ these rickets

[Drunky McBetidont]

brad pitt

[ANC]

Tim Allen!

[A.J.]

Tim Allen?

[Enabler]

clooney

[dino_electropolis]

Dumb and dumber guy


he's the voice of michigan

[ANC]

Tom Selleck

[Meataball23]

Tom Seleck!

[Meataball23]

Id recognize Mr. Baseball anywhere

[A.J.]

Donald Sutherland

[Meataball23]

Donald Sutherland!

[Enabler]

donald sutherland?

[ANC]

Donald Sutherland

[Drunky McBetidont]

is this recorded on a jet plane?

[ANC]

No "RORSHACK RANT" Drop?

[Meataball23]

This is an uncomfortable rant

[IamFogHat]

Anyone else throw out their own 'Voice Whores!' to themselves like a maniac?

[ToiletCrusher]

quite uncomfortable.

[realmenhatelife]

Why would you be excited to be quoted by Wordsworth? Not a very exciting poet and I don't think he was famous for quoting people.

[ANC]

Anyone else throw out their own 'Voice Whores!' to themselves like a maniac?

No.......................................
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........................................yes :down:

[ANC]

37??

http://www.tysto.com/articles07/pics/clerks-movie.jpg

[Meataball23]

I miss the drinking shows

Fez embraces his inner rebel...then cries...then we get the nature boy

Great times

[ANC]

I miss the drinking shows

Fez embraces his inner rebel...then cries...then we get the nature boy

Great times

I think me and Servo attended one of the very last drinking shows..

[SinA]

they're called 'risers'
stairs are made of treads and risers

[Drunky McBetidont]

every show is a drinking show here!:drunk:

summertime and the living's easy

[KatPw]

I know what Fez is talking about. Roosevelt Field mall has that and it freaks me out. Especially since the ones there flex a bit if a few people are walking together (they are wide staircases).

[ANC]

where'd everyone go?

[ToiletCrusher]

wait for it.

[ANC]

http://www.theboxset.com/images/reviewcaptures/1319capture_obrother03.jpg


:clap:

[Meataball23]

http://www.theboxset.com/images/reviewcaptures/1319capture_obrother03.jpg


:clap:


x2:clap::clap:

[dino_electropolis]

Lunch

I'm mobile and post less while holdin a sangwich

[Meataball23]

Lunch

I'm mobile and post less while holdin a sangwich

What'd you go with? Im starving

[Hottub]

Had to resolve a "crisis". I'm back again.
Missed voice whores.:down:

[dino_electropolis]

Turkey / salami hero.... Little mayo. Decent enough.

[Meataball23]

Hey wha' 'appen?
:lol:

[ANC]

Rick Shapiro calling in as a fan.. that is random and odd

[dino_electropolis]

Shapiro.... Bad start to the call

"which one is this?" and then " I'm a big fan"

ouch

[A.J.]

Someone is celebrating happy hour.

[Meataball23]

Rick Shapiro calling in as a fan.. that is random and odd

Very odd

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

ok fuck this rambling ass cuz I gotz an ichiban


Nascar racer tests positive for meth.

http://www.autoblog.com/2009/07/01/report-nascar-racer-jeremy-mayfield-tests-positive-for-meth/

[Hottub]

Not knowing which is Ron and which is Fez?:blink:

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

Not knowing which is Ron and which is Fez?:blink:

Everyone knows that Ron is the gay one.

[ANC]

ok fuck this rambling ass cuz I gotz an ichiban


Nascar racer tests positive for meth.

http://www.autoblog.com/2009/07/01/report-nascar-racer-jeremy-mayfield-tests-positive-for-meth/

It's sad really, "Move On Up" is one of my favorite songs.

[dino_electropolis]

Who is Rick Shapiro? Any history with the show? Ron dropped him quick

[Meataball23]

Everyone knows that Ron is the gay one.

Worst thing you can call a person

[ToiletCrusher]

Why did he call?

[IamFogHat]

Rick Shapiro is out of his mind. Can't get enough of him.

[Hottub]

Someone is celebrating happy hour.

I think he always sounds like that.

Unless you are talking about TC, then yes.

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

It's sad really, "Move On Up" is one of my favorite songs.

No you're thinking of his brother.

[ANC]

Who is Rick Shapiro? Any history with the show? Ron dropped him quick

from Lucky Louie. He's a comedian

http://i.thisislondon.co.uk/i/pix/2008/03/42a_10_shapiro_243x186.jpg

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

Worst thing you can call a person

Well, worst thing you can call a straight person.

[ToiletCrusher]

I think he always sounds like that.

Unless you are talking about TC, then yes.

Always!

Thanks for noticing!

[ANC]

No you're thinking of his brother.

my bad.

[dino_electropolis]

from Lucky Louie. He's a comedian

http://i.thisislondon.co.uk/i/pix/2008/03/42a_10_shapiro_243x186.jpg

that explains it

Thanx

[Meataball23]

Give me North Carolina over Hawaii

[Hottub]

from Lucky Louie. He's a comedian

http://i.thisislondon.co.uk/i/pix/2008/03/42a_10_shapiro_243x186.jpg

First time I've ever seen Luckie Louie and comedian in the same sentence.

[ANC]

Aaron Eckhart

[Meataball23]

It certainly doesnt sound like Luke Wilson

[ANC]

DAvid Douchovney

[IamFogHat]

Today's show might be the funniest of the whole year. I've been in tears laughing anymore.

[dino_electropolis]

Duchovney

[Misteriosa]

david ducovny

[ToiletCrusher]

David Doucuffany. (sp)?

[Drunky McBetidont]

:lol:sheepy :lol:

[Meataball23]

Today's show might be the funniest of the whole year. I've been in tears laughing anymore.


I literally think im going to die today from laughing so hard

[Meataball23]

christian slater

[Misteriosa]

christian slater

[dino_electropolis]

Nicolsan wanna be guy. Forgot hid name

[ANC]

Christian Slater

[Hottub]

Yeah. Slater.

[ANC]

3 for 3 mofos!! :clap:

[A.J.]

Christian Slater

I could see his face but couldn't remember the name!

[PD]

damn work; i missed the last 1.5 hrs.

:(

I am glad im hearing voice whores though.

[A.J.]

Damn, that was a nice pull on Crudup.

[dino_electropolis]

Gimme some guy guyerson right now

[Dell]

how long of a vacation are the buddays taking?

[dino_electropolis]

how long of a vacation are the buddays taking?

any vacation is too long

[Hottub]

how long of a vacation are the buddays taking?

Friday until next monday. (10 days)

[PD]

yankee fans are more realistic?

its more fans over 30 more realistic.

edit

except dave, since he still acts under 30

[Meataball23]

Gimme some guy guyerson right now

WOOOOSH!!:lol:

[PD]

dave,
how does a team winning
(or losing) make the fans knowledgeable?

as for true fans, I think you get less bandwagoners (ie more true fan) when your team isn't winning every year.

[IamFogHat]

3 for 3 mofos!! :clap:

You know the number, dial it muthafucka! The prize closet awaits!

[PD]

You know the number, dial it muthafucka! The prize closet awaits!

Rhino had ANC's number black listed.

[Meataball23]

Dunderhead:unsure:

Thank god its an XL channel

[PD]

I will agree that in general, baseball fans >>>> football fans.

although
Atlanta Brave fans and Fl Marlin fans stink.

and Washington Nat fans don't exist.

[Meataball23]

I think the nats will rally around the anchorman steve strasburgh

[S0S]

Is there going to be a Weird Medicine Listening thread this weekend?


Ron called people who like Black Sabbath brain-damaged.
Jimmy loves Black Sabbath.
...

[RhinoinMN]

Aren't these "civilized" Cubs fans the same ones who use their trough urinals as slip-n-slides?

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[Meataball23]

I HATE when people wear jerseys/hats of a team that isnt playing

If youre at Cubs v. Reds theres no need in the world to wear a sox jersey

[PD]

Aren't these "civilized" Cubs fans the same ones who use their trough urinals as slip-n-slides?

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I never heard that Mojo did that?

[PD]

I HATE when people wear jerseys/hats of a team that isnt playing

If youre at Cubs v. Reds theres no need in the world to wear a sox jersey

yes, it is sign of "asshole"

[Hottub]

Aren't these "civilized" Cubs fans the same ones who use their trough urinals as slip-n-slides?



Filthy savages!

[RhinoinMN]

I never heard that Mojo did that?

He is a dirty, dirty human being. I wish epo were here to back me up.

[PD]

can we just say Atlanta stinks?

[ANC]

You know the number, dial it muthafucka! The prize closet awaits!

I know... but I share an office with 5 other people and really can't.

[ToiletCrusher]

This was one of the best shows I've heard them do in a long time!

[PD]

St Louis fans never ever make negative comments.

they are the bizarro Philly fans.

[aceofspades7]

i hate that fuckin tomahawk chop bullshit... lived in richmond in the early 90s and every other asshole was doing it...

[ANC]

Later Buddies :bye:

I may have to go home early and crack open a Pabst.

[Meataball23]

Hopefully they'll cut us loose from work tomorrow around 2...but I'll definitely be sad next week w/o the buddays


CYA!!:bye:

[Hottub]

Good one buddays!

[ToiletCrusher]

Laters!!!

[Misteriosa]

later buddays :bye:

[S0S]

good show

[IamFogHat]

I know... but I share an office with 5 other people and really can't.

Oh, literal ANC.:tongue: