Is there a chance the track might bend?

[Judge Smails]

Disney World monorail crash kills driver (http://www.cnn.com/2009/US/07/05/u.s.disney.monorail/)

A monorail train at Walt Disney World crashed into the back of another train early Sunday, killing one driver, according to an amusement park spokesman and a witness interviewed by CNN.<!--startclickprintexclude-->


http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnn/2009/US/07/05/u.s.disney.monorail/art.monorail.disney.cnn.jpg

[Sue_Bender]

I'm assuming that this is at least ONE Disney death that won't be ignored.

They've tried their best to hide most of the park's fatalities.

It's both sad and stupid.

Fuck Disney, Goddammit!!

Disneyspy??

[DolaMight]

now if homer was engineering this never would have happened

[Recyclerz]

Is there a chance the track might bend?


Not on your life my Jersey friend.


I guess they might lose a point or two in the Happiest Place on Earth poll with this little issue.

[Death Metal Moe]

http://simpsons.ugo.com/images/guest-stars/leonard-nimoy.jpg

No, the world needs laughter.

[Foster]

Move along folks; nothing to see here!


http://lh4.ggpht.com/fisherwy/R4pKQGe9xhI/AAAAAAAAMxk/OSlcPd33rjA/Rioting+Polish+Police%27s+Mickey+Mouse+Uniform+pic ture%5B4%5D

[TheMojoPin]

I heard they brought in a scientist to help.

[Foster]

I heard they brought in a scientist to help.

is it Batman?

[TheMojoPin]

is it Batman?

No, I said he's a scientist.

[hammersavage]

hose it down. business as usual

[Foster]

No, I said he's a scientist.

Batman's a scientist!

[lleeder]

I wouldn't have thought that monorails are still running at 2 am.

[TheMojoPin]

The ring came off my pudding can!

[Foster]

I wouldn't have thought that monorails are still running at 2 am.

maybe it was mono-jacked

[Foster]

shit copy but it tells the story


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[lleeder]

That monorail put Orlando on the map, just like Ogdenville and North Haverbrook.

[Judge Smails]

Unfortunately, this does not bode well for Orlando's giant magnifying glass attraction, popcicle stick skyscraper and escalator ride to nowhere.

[A.J.]

Was the driver trying out for the DC Metro?

(Too soon?)

[A.J.]

The ring came off my pudding can!

Take my pen knife my good man!

http://www.duffzone.org/framegrabs/9f10/9f10-063.jpg

[disneyspy]

I wouldn't have thought that monorails are still running at 2 am.

this time of year the parks are open late and they were probably taking the train back to the storage area,its odd though because ive been in the cab for late nite rides and their are sensors and such to avoid this happening. back in the mid 90s a guy was killed on the track outside of the contempory hotel while filming the monorail comin out of the hotel,doh!

[TripleSkeet]

I love how many Simpsons fans are on here. Of course that was the first thing I thought of when I read the original post.

[disneyspy]

I'm assuming that this is at least ONE Disney death that won't be ignored.

They've tried their best to hide most of the park's fatalities.

It's both sad and stupid.

Fuck Disney, Goddammit!!

Disneyspy??

*a guest stood up in space mountain and his head got cut off
*a maintanance worker popped his head up at the carosel of progress as they were startin it up and got his head pinched off
*a guest in a water sprite had her boat stop in front of a ferry boat,the pilot threw the boat in reverse and sucked her up into the propellers(with a boat load of people on board)
*a kid clowin around in the haunted mansion tried to scare her friends in the car ahead of when she got her head crushed because the cars swiveled at a part of the ride and there wasnt any space between them
*some local kids were van surfin(teen wolf style)when security chased ,they hit a tree and the kid up top learned to fly,too bad a branch took his head off
*i said the film crew one and thats 6,my limit on spy reports

[Freakshow]

Take my pen knife my good man!

http://www.duffzone.org/framegrabs/9f10/9f10-063.jpg

were you sent here by the devil?


And to think Fez wants the writer of the immortal Monorail song to fail on the Tonight Show. Shame...

[A.J.]

were you sent here by the devil?

No, good sir, I'm on the level.

http://www.springfield-u.com/images/framegrabs/9F10/9F10-063.jpg

[Foster]

what about us drunken' slobs?

[A.J.]

what about us drunken' slobs?

You'll be given cushy jobs!

http://download.lardlad.com/framegrabs/9F10/40.jpg

[DiabloSammich]

Amateur video of the aftermath.... (http://www.clickorlando.com/video/19956043/index.html)



I love how even after the guy realizes he might have a dead or dying driver stuck in the train, his biggest priority is to get the camera out of there. Can't ruin the Disney image.


We're going down in October. I can't wait to get on this thing. It must be a wild ride!

[Judge Smails]

Amateur video of the aftermath.... (http://www.clickorlando.com/video/19956043/index.html)



I love how even after the guy realizes he might have a dead or dying driver stuck in the train, his biggest priority is to get the camera out of there. Can't ruin the Disney image.


We're going down in October. I can't wait to get on this thing. It must be a wild ride!

The last time we were there a monorail broke down on the platform in front of us. A maintenance guy came out who opened the compartment underneath to get to the mechanism. I had my camera with me but I didn't think to use it because who gives a rat's ass about a monorail mechanism. After we got home I related the story to a friend who is a bigger Disney nut than myself who yelled at me for not taking pictures.

There were a bunch of other people there who immediately realized that this was some kind of Disney Dweeb scoop and that pictures would be in high demand on the Disney websites. They immediately whipped out their cameras and camcorders and started shooting. Out of nowhere five Disney security guards swoop down and start screaming "No pictures!" and standing in front of the cameras as if they were guarding The Manhattan Project schematics from Russian spys.

[silks]

http://tvmedia.ign.com/tv/image/article/731/731095/thesimpsons-margevsthemonorail_1157690485.jpg

Monorail! Monorail! Monorail!!!

[disneyspy]

The last time we were there a monorail broke down on the platform in front of us. A maintenance guy came out who opened the compartment underneath to get to the mechanism. I had my camera with me but I didn't think to use it because who gives a rat's ass about a monorail mechanism. After we got home I related the story to a friend who is a bigger Disney nut than myself who yelled at me for not taking pictures.

There were a bunch of other people there who immediately realized that this was some kind of Disney Dweeb scoop and that pictures would be in high demand on the Disney websites. They immediately whipped out their cameras and camcorders and started shooting. Out of nowhere five Disney security guards swoop down and start screaming "No pictures!" and standing in front of the cameras as if they were guarding The Manhattan Project schematics from Russian spys.

they just didnt want you to see thats its the kids that get lost in park that power the monorail

[DiabloSammich]

they just didnt want you to see thats its the kids that get lost in park that power the monorail




Thank god they're getting away from fossil fuels.



Green energy rulezzzzz!

[disneyspy]

Thank god they're getting away from fossil fuels.



Green energy rulezzzzz!

heres a fun fact: disney uses their garbage to boil water to run the turbines that provides electricity for the whole 40,000 acres



and dont think i didnt see the gay joke

[DiabloSammich]

heres a fun fact: disney uses their garbage to boil water to run the turbines that provides electricity for the whole 40,000 acres



and dont think i didnt see the gay joke




Here's a fun fact...today I took a shit that bore a striking resemblance to Millard Fillmore, the 13th President of the United States.

It's true!

[disneyspy]

Here's a fun fact...today I took a shit that bore a striking resemblance to Millard Fillmore, the 13th President of the United States.

It's true!

i believe it! i even bet it was life sized

[DiabloSammich]

i believe it! i even bet it was life sized



The hardest part was passing the bifocals.

[JohnGacysCrawlSpace]

Even Hitler knew how important it was to keep the trains on schedule.

[sailor]

Even Hitler knew how important it was to keep the trains on schedule.

wrong dictator

[scottinnj]

The ring came off my pudding can!

Curse those Snack Packs!

[TheMojoPin]

Hello, my name is, er, "Mr. Snrub," and I come from, uh...someplace far away. Yes, that'll do. Anyway, I say we invest that money back in the nuclear plant!

http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/20/m_35d6b9eb9671e94492303e79e0d7a929.jpg

[PapaBear]

How come the photo looks outdoors but the video looks indoors?

[Foster]

How come the photo looks outdoors but the video looks indoors?

it happened at a boarding platform; its not really inside just an overhang.

[Slumbag]

http://tvmedia.ign.com/tv/image/article/731/731095/thesimpsons-margevsthemonorail_1157690485.jpg

Monorail! Monorail! Monorail!!!













Mono..........
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