I'm glad hammersavage is unemployed.

[Aggie]

Because he keeps me entertained all day. He's been cracking me up lately.

[IMSlacker]

I was just about the start a "let's help hammersavage find a job" thread.

[hammersavage]

I take solace in your pleasure.


And I now have a plan. back to school, back to school

[Aggie]

I was just about the start a "let's help hammersavage find a job" thread.

No one wants that. He's pulling the weight of half this board.

[JerseyRich]

No one wants that. He's pulling the weight of half this board.

That's really something, considering all the fatties here.

[weekapaugjz]

That's really something, considering all the fatties here.

Words hurt.

[JerseyRich]

Words hurt.

I am one as well...so I'm allowed.

[hammersavage]

Words hurt.

I am one as well...so I'm allowed.

this isn't about you guys.


and you both look fantastic :wub:

[Aggie]

Follow hammer's example and do some fun runs, fatties! And be funnier while you're at it.

[topless_mike]

Follow hammer's example and do some fun runs, fatties! And be funnier while you're at it.

so what? we can end up like marc ? thin as a toothpick and no more funny?

[JerseyRich]

so what? we can end up like marc ? thin as a toothpick and no more funny?

Pssshhhh! No thanks!

[IMSlacker]

Follow hammer's example and do some fun runs, fatties! And be funnier while you're at it.

What kind of an asshole runs for fun?

[Aggie]

What kind of an asshole runs for fun?

An unemployed virgin.

[JerseyRich]

An unemployed virgin.

Is he single? He sounds delicious!

[topless_mike]

What kind of an asshole runs for fun?

everyone's got one. it seems to think it's funniest when you are stuck in traffic.

[~Katja~]

maybe I need to start running, unemployment has not made me funnier or even in the mood to post much
What's your secret mr. savage?

[Aggie]

Is he single? He sounds delicious!

I don't know, his mom might get jealous if he leaves the house.

[hammersavage]

i might need to dig up that Aggie appreciation thread

[underdog]

Please don't encourage him.

[underdog]

i might need to dig up that Aggie appreciation thread

Is that a masturbation joke?

[topless_mike]

glad im not unemployed.
id look at aggies avi all day. god dam does kat have nice cleave

[hammersavage]

my masturbation isn't a joke.

[~Katja~]

glad im not unemployed.
id look at aggies avi all day. god dam does kat have nice cleave
you should see it today, it's bright red from an unemployed day at the beach yesterday

[topless_mike]

you should see it

:wub:

[~Katja~]

:wub:
:laugh: I bet Hammer's cleavage is just as hot (and red)

[hammersavage]

ass cleavage

[Furtherman]

He's one of the more funnier bums.

[underdog]

He's one of the more funnier bums.

Especially now that Tippy Tom is dead.

[Aggie]

He's one of the more funnier bums.

Yeah, his ass is funny. And flat.

[disneyspy]

Yeah, his ass is funny. And flat.

i heard its quite red from his "side job"

[boosterp]

I always hate following HS' post in a thread, I know mine will be overlooked. Damn you HS, I do not want to live in your shadow!

[mikeyboy]

HS

He hates that!

[hammersavage]

thanks MB

[Gvac]

And I now have a plan. back to school, back to school

Aren't you pushing 30?

[hammersavage]

Aren't you pushing 30?

no

[Gvac]

no

Oh.

Then you look terrible.

[Furtherman]

Aren't you pushing 30 lbs of cans in a shopping cart?

yes

Fixed.

[hammersavage]

Oh.

Then you look terrible.

I'm gonna slap you in the calves Saturday.

[IMSlacker]

Don't let your advanced age hold you back, hammersavage.

http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Studio/8290/rodney.GIF

[Contra]

I hope he can still afford the bar night!

[zildjian361]

I hope he can still afford the bar night!

I'm buying:laugh:

[Marc with a c]

i'd tittyfyck the shit oyt of hammersavage.

[Foster]

I thought hammersavage was an independently wealthy author of short stories

[sailor]

i'd tittyfyck the shit oyt of hammersavage.

enoygh about your lack of a sex life!

[hammersavage]

enoygh about your lack of a sex life!

let him continye

[RoseBlood]

He's been creeping me out lately.
You too?!?!?!

And I now have a plan. back to school, back to school
You'll do anything to not have to work won't you! Professional Student is not legit job title.
Umm I mean "good luck!"
Fixed.
hahahhaha

[IamFogHat]

Because he keeps me entertained all day. He's been cracking me up lately.

Great minds think a lot.

[hammersavage]

You too?!?!?!

You'll do anything to not have to work won't you! Professional Student is not legit job title.
Umm I mean "good luck!"

hahahhaha

how dare you. all around

[underdog]

Great minds think a lot.

:lol:

[ToiletCrusher]

Fat pricks.

[sailor]

Fat pricks.

wrong thread (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=78359)

[Aggie]

i'd tittyfyck the shit oyt of hammersavage.

But Hippo's tits are so much nicer than hammer's. Wrong choice.

[hammersavage]

But Hippo's tits are so much nicer than hammer's. Wrong choice.

i'm known for (as) an ass.

[drusilla]

i'm glad he's around all day too but he needs to be around in the evenings more to entertain those of us who can't post till the end of the day

[Furtherman]

i'm glad he's around all day too but he needs to be around in the evenings more to entertain those of us who can't post till the end of the day

But that's the best time to raid recycling bins!

[hammersavage]

i'm glad he's around all day too but he needs to be around in the evenings more to entertain those of us who can't post till the end of the day

i give and give and get asked for more

[biggirl]

I love hammersavage. I especially like it when he makes fun of my posts. It takes me back to those days in elementary school when the boy behind you would pull your braids because he likes you. Ahhh...the good old days.

Since you are unemployed drive out to MN with Katja and visit a few days. We'll feed you and provide lodging.

[Marc with a c]

But Hippo's tits are so much nicer than hammer's. Wrong choice.

i disagree. you can put your exposed dick near that mouth if you want, but i'm sticking with my man.

[britneypablo]

everyone's got one. it seems to think it's funniest when you are stuck in traffic.

<font color="deeppink"> can we please come back to this.....am i the only one who is laffing for days and days about this statement....or do u only laff if its happened to you? im just sayin joke gold in my book

[hammersavage]

i disagree. you can put your exposed dick near that mouth if you want, but i'm sticking with my man.

that means a lot to me, brother

<font color="deeppink"> can we please come back to this.....am i the only one who is laffing for days and days about this statement....or do u only laff if its happened to you? im just sayin joke gold in my book

LOTD that son of a bitch. and then praise my no job having