Artie Lange arrested for DUI

[whorehay]

http://www.tmz.com/2009/07/10/artie-lange-arrested-for-suspicion-of-dui/

[Fallon]

Shocking!

I hope he doesn't kill an NFL player now.

[ANC]

Not surprising.. he's in for a long weekend.

[drjoek]

Didnt he have a book out claiming to be clean and sober?

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Was he dressed like a pig at the time of arrest?

[DOHO@HOME]

:lol::clap::tongue:that's traffic, that's traffic.
All we need now is Fred's sound effect of pouring booze into glass and then car crash:thumbup:

[DOHO@HOME]

Was he dressed like a pig at the time of arrest?linger longer

[drjoek]

If I was in Toms River NJ Id get pretty drunk too

[silks]

If I was in Toms River NJ Id get pretty drunk too

X2

[Furtherman]

Was he dressed like a pig at the time of arrest?

:clap: Still one of the funniest stories I ever heard on the radio.

[JerseyRich]

He's got a Big House in LBI and was probably coming back up to Hoboken on the Parkway.

[ANC]

He's got a Big House in LBI and was probably coming back up to Hoboken on the Parkway.

Ahh good call. My brother in law used to bounce at Scotland Yard in Hoboken and many a night had to carry him out and plop him into a cab.

[Hottub]

If I was in Toms River NJ Id get pretty drunk too

He's got a Big House in LBI and was probably coming back up to Hoboken on the Parkway.

Exactly. You don't have to be in the town itself. The GSP passes through the town limits.

I'll guess he rear ended soumeone in stop and go traffic around 82.

[beachbum]

What a hypocritical douche.Next report will be that he had heroin in the car.

[disneyspy]

hes been framed! sounds like someone pulled some kind of dirty work on him,keep an eye on that norm mcdonald fella,i bet hes behind this

[west milly Tom]

Artie Lange is still alive?!!

[disneyspy]

Artie Lange is still alive?!!

LIVE FROM NEW JERSEY,ITS FRIDAY NIGHT DIVE!!

[IamFogHat]

LIVE FROM NEW JERSEY,ITS FRIDAY NIGHT DIVE!!

He wasn't on SNL he was on Mad TV you silly goose.

[disneyspy]

He wasn't on SNL he was on Mad TV you silly goose.

mad? i'd be pissed

[underdog]

What a hypocritical douche.Next report will be that he had heroin in the car.

Why is he hypocritical?

[west milly Tom]

Why is he hypocritical?



He's not he's an addict.

[disneyspy]

a majority of people with substance abuse problems will go back out after bein clean for awhile,doesnt make him a bad person,just makes him human

[beachbum]

Why is he hypocritical?

I sometimes flip over to Stern in the afternoons for short periods of time.All Artie ever contributes is commentary on himself and how he's clean now.I don't fault the guy for falling off the wagon.That can happen to anyone.I guess he just annoys me on a cellular level.

[red_red_red]

Shocking!

I hope he doesn't kill an NFL player now.
or make a PSA for MADD

[Gvac]

He drives a Nissan Sentra?

I guess Sirius doesn't pay all that well.

[KEITHJAY]

OK Artie let's here it loud 0.0 (asshole):drunk:http://www.orbitcast.com/archives/artie_lange2.jpg

[Cyber Trucker]

He drives a Nissan Sentra?

I guess Sirius doesn't pay all that well.

You take 35 weeks of Vacation you dont get paid a lot.

[Dirtybird12]

poor slob...never had a chance

[Fallon]

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[hanso]

When he was on the tmz tv show filmed on N.Y. streets.
He always looked shit faced.

[Suspect Chin]

Has it been determined if he was drunk or on some other substance?

[Gvac]

I'm sticking with what I said in THIS THREAD. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showpost.php?p=1675541&postcount=100)

He's got less than 2 years on this planet.

[BlackSpider]

I'm sticking with what I said in THIS THREAD. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showpost.php?p=1675541&postcount=100)

He's got less than 2 years on this planet.




How many years do I have...

[Gvac]

How many years do I have...

Approximately 37.

I can give you a full examination tonight if you'd like. That would allow me to determine your life span much more accurately.

[BlackSpider]

Approximately 37.

I can give you a full examination tonight if you'd like. That would allow me to determine your life span much more accurately.


I'VE BEEN DEAD FOR FOUR YEARS...!!!!!!

I knew I was a Vampire...

[Meataball23]

I love the jersey talk. Scotland Yard, exit 82, lbi....ahh even though im across the river its just not the same dammit.

[johnniehardrock]

I am so pissed off. I passed this stupid accident right after it happened and did not notice it was Artie. I could have had some good pictures. My shore house is less than 1/2 a mile from the accident and his house is two blocks away from mine.

[beachbum]

Name dropper.

[MudValve]

One more for the road!

http://www.delawareonline.com/blogs/uploaded_images/artie-713946.jpg

[Judge Smails]

Fucking TMZ has cameras everywhere!

http://upshizzle.com/gallery/albums/October_2008/artie-asleep-at-the-wheel.gif

[Suspect Chin]

Who knew Artie was a Dale Earnhart Jr. fan?

[red_red_red]

Fucking TMZ has cameras everywhere!

http://upshizzle.com/gallery/albums/October_2008/artie-asleep-at-the-wheel.gif
http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc205/msverburg/quagmire.gif

[DolaMight]

more disturbing is that he blew a 24.6 on the cheezeburgalizer.

[Lady Resin]

Oh if hardrock johnnie didn't take those pictures:

http://www.nj.com/news/index.ssf/2009/07/artie_lang_howard_stern_sideki_1.html

:huh:

[MudValve]

I bet Dominic Barbara could get him off. :wink:

Hoo-hoo, you tell him Fred!
http://www.dickgautier.com/caricatures/howard-stern-100.jpg

[Lady Resin]

Artie Lange's court appearance in Toms River on DUI charge is postponed

TOMS RIVER -- A court appearance for comedian Artie Lange in his driving under the influence arrest scheduled for Wednesday has been moved to September, according to a report in the Asbury Park Press.
Lange, 41, pleaded not guilty to the charge stemming from minor traffic accident on July 10. The comedian is now scheduled to appear in municipal court on Sept. 9, the report said.

Lange, who authorities said was cooperative following the crash, passed an Alcotest administered shortly after the accident, the report said.

[Suspect Chin]

It's all over for our boy Artie (http://www.examiner.com/x-11279-Howard-Stern-Examiner%7Ey2009m9d30-Artie-Lange-pleads-guilty-to-DUI-charges).

[underdog]

It's all over for our boy Artie (http://www.examiner.com/x-11279-Howard-Stern-Examiner%7Ey2009m9d30-Artie-Lange-pleads-guilty-to-DUI-charges).

What a fine :

TMZ.com is reporting that Artie Lange received a fine of $664 and had his driver’s license revoked for seven months as a result of his guilty plea.

[KEITHJAY]

It's nice to know that the Howard Stern show will be back on Oct,5 at 6am :sleep::wink:

[Suspect Chin]

It's hard to believe someone with his money wouldn't fight the charge if he was so innocent. Or, that his lawyer couldn't get the charges dropped or reduced without a trial.

[red_red_red]

What a fine :
everyone in the "judicial" system is corrupt....what a joke