Are you happy with your genitals?

[topless_mike]

during my manscaping this morning, i thought to myself that i'm quite happy having what i have; that having a vag would be too much work.

so, my question is:

"are you happy with your genitals?"
im not talking size or depth or anything. just parts.

discuss...

[ANC]

Way to leave me out to dry there buddies... :dry:

[Dougie Brootal]

i love cock. pussy stinks.:bye:

[OGC]

i love cock. pussy stinks.:bye:

then ask her to wash it once in a while.

[sailor]

bizarre poll.

[instrument]

bizarre poll.

don't just stare at it sailor..

[ToiletCrusher]

bizarre poll.

Can you find one similar to it on this board?

That's the real question.

[biggirl]

I like my breasts...the other part is ok I guess...it is better than having a penis.

[sailor]

Can you find one similar to it on this board?

That's the real question.

gave that up. fuck everyone.

[ToiletCrusher]

gave that up. fuck everyone.

So you're telling me I can start a thread for posts that you don't know where to post them without your pointing out that it has already been done before?

Sweet.

[Brad_Rush]

smoke 'em if you got 'em:smile:

[SatCam]

No Im actually pretty mad at my genitals. Fucker stole $20 bucks from me the other day. Completely denied it of course

[RhinoinMN]

my cock and balls are pretty much maintenence free and never receive complaints.

[Thomas Merton]

So you're asking if I''d rather be a woman? no

[Dougie Brootal]

dicks are so much more fun to play with! i cant understand why anyone would want a vagina!

[disneyspy]

dicks are so much more fun to play with! i cant understand why anyone would want a vagina!

did you know that a woman experiences 10 Xs the orgasm we do? ive had so many knee bucklers i couldnt imagine the fun i'd have playin with myself if i had a clit

[Dougie Brootal]

did you know that a woman experiences 10 Xs the orgasm we do? ive had so many knee bucklers i couldnt imagine the fun i'd have playin with myself if i had a clit

i wasnt thinking of it from that side, but ok...

[RhinoinMN]

did you know that a woman experiences 10 Xs the orgasm we do? ive had so many knee bucklers i couldnt imagine the fun i'd have playin with myself if i had a clit

Point taken, but I really like the notion of inserting rather than receiving.

[disneyspy]

Point taken, but I really like the notion on inserting rather than receiving.

forget it,it came out really gay

[hammersavage]

did you know the male erogenous zone is the prostate,a 4 inch cock up the anal canal while he jerks you off might not be such a bad thing,then we can have orgasms like women

did it?

[disneyspy]

did it?

ass

[DolaMight]

genitals. I get angry at them. when I get inconvenient erections I pull open my trousers and yell down at them. I was escorted out of a grocery store just yesterday because of them.

[Denise Dean]

My box is dry beyond repair. This is why I stick to blowjobs.

[CountryBob]

Are we talking saltine cracker dry or Saraha desert dry?

[Denise Dean]

Are we talking saltine cracker dry or Saraha desert dry?

I am talking dry to the point of it being stuck together. No amount of boxwork can fix this.

[Marc with a c]

my genitals aren't very happy with me.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

size yes


curve no



Ive said too much, get me a saw

[Marc with a c]

size yes


curve no

how the hell do yoi know?

[JerseyRich]

My genitals and I have a very close relationship.

[boosterp]

My cock and balls make me very proud, I must have good genes. But the nut sack has got to be the worst part in the history of parts to shave. I always cut myself near the bottom of the right nut.

[biggirl]

My cock and balls make me very proud, I must have good genes.

Pictures please, I'll be the judge..

[sailor]

So you're telling me I can start a thread for posts that you don't know where to post them without your pointing out that it has already been done before?

Sweet.

go stalk someone else, please.

[boosterp]

Pictures please, I'll be the judge..

I do not want to get on Ryan's bad side. :king:

[Dougie Brootal]

I do not want to get on Ryan's bad side. :king:

youd be on his good side, believe it or not...

[biggirl]

I do not want to get on Ryan's bad side. :king:

He doesn't have a bad side:wub:

[boosterp]

youd be on his good side, believe it or not...

Only if I get to be the top.

[biggirl]

youd be on his good side, believe it or not...

You can show me yours too.

[boosterp]

He doesn't have a bad side:wub:

Will you share them with Ryan, I'd like to make him wet too. :wub:

[biggirl]

Will you share them with Ryan, I'd like to make him wet too. :wub:

We share EVERYTHING, except toothbrushes.

[Dougie Brootal]

You can show me yours too.

check your PM's ;)

[biggirl]

check your PM's ;)

You are a definite tease...I was really hoping too.

[Dougie Brootal]

You are a definite tease...I was really hoping too.

haha sorry, i dont wanna ruin you and rhinos night with my minuscule genitals.

[boosterp]

We share EVERYTHING, except toothbrushes.

Now I just need motivation to make an impressive showing so I can snap a picture.

[biggirl]

Now I just need motivation to make an impressive showing so I can snap a picture.

what do you need for motivation...can I help?

[cougarjake13]

i love my penis

now i wouldnt mind having some titties

[tanless1]

I am talking dry to the point of it being stuck together. No amount of boxwork can fix this.

have you considerd a "penetrating" lubricant... one that works well on rusted bolts and frozen cylinders. marvel mystery oil is pretty amazing.