Fezzie's lease is up in August....will he move?

[CentralParkBest]

Should he stay or should he go?

[underdog]

No.

[lleeder]

Si no me quieres, librame

[Death Metal Moe]

I think he's more scared of moving all his shit than remaining on that island he hates, he's not going anywhere.

[CentralParkBest]

You're right Moe, I forgot about his disaster road trip from Virginia.

[lleeder]

I think he's more scared of moving all his shit...

Thats true. Its why he nevers shits in a public bathroom.

[Freakshow]

He might have to move. Creepy internet posters seem to have too much information about his living situation...

[beachbum]

He'll move before he reveals the "secret".

[JohnGacysCrawlSpace]

No one leaves Retard Island. :devil2:

[Meataball23]

He'll move before he reveals the "secret".

Never?

[Meataball23]

To be fair, I voted Yes its time to go.

I have no clue why someone would ever voluntarily live on that island.

Seriously...Fez has money, pay for movers to do everything and get a sweet 1br somewhere in real manhattan.

Living on that rock is just ridiculous

[Devo37]

he should definitely move. aside from the inconvenience of Retard Island (no restaurants, only 1 supermarket, pain in the a$$ to get to by car, etc.) it would shake up the same ol' routine for him and force him to experience some new things.

as for the actual move, just hire a moving company (or take the Ronnie B approach: throw a match in the moving truck and walk away).

[drjoek]

I'm getting a visual of Fezzie in the middle of the battle of the beards II trying to plead his case before the board of some fancy coop apartment in Manhattan.

[EddieMoscone]

I think he's more scared of moving all his shit than remaining on that island he hates, he's not going anywhere.

If he really wants a fresh start he should leave all his shit there...start from scratch. Get new furniture, a new TV, non-sports related bathroom motif, etc.

[Meataball23]

If he really wants a fresh start he should leave all his shit there...start from scratch. Get new furniture, a new TV, non-sports related bathroom motif, etc.

HD TV and a non dial up would be a good place to start in any apt.

[led37zep]

Seriously...Fez has money, pay for movers to do everything and get a sweet 1br somewhere in real manhattan.


According to Ron Fez still has confederate money in his wallet.

There is no way he'll use those General Lee's to pay for a new apt.

[Devo37]

HD TV and a non dial up would be a good place to start in any apt.

you're crazy! his TV is only 10 years old, and it's been recently repaired!

[Fez4PrezN2008]

If he really wants a fresh start he should leave all his shit there...start from scratch. Get new furniture, a new TV, non-sports related bathroom motif, etc.
leave the cat too!

[Meataball23]

you're crazy! his TV is only 10 years old, and it's been recently repaired!



Haha how silly of me, I completely forgot he flew his brother up to fix his TV from 1996

[NewYorkDragons80]

Haha how silly of me, I completely forgot he flew his brother up to fix his TV from 1996

He must've had the tube special-ordered for that TV :smoke:

If Fez is even 75% real on his Roosevelt Island issues, he really needs to move. The #1 concern I have is the lack of choices for nourishment. A guy in his situation can't keep living on diner food and expect his health to improve. Maybe he could move next-door to the Fairway on the Upper West Side and actually open his wallet to spring for a cook.

[STC-Dub]

Fez is not moving.

[TooLowBrow]

fez has trouble enough with moving his bowels, let alone his stuff

[Meataball23]

Its just stunning...technically he lives in the most diverse city on the planet. In manhattan there are no limits to what you can get at anytime, but even w/ all of these options he imposes bizzare restrictions on himself.

If he lived life like someone who was blissfully happy w/ crappy tv (ned flanders) or had some kind of weird religious dedication to his poor situation (earl). I could almost accept his not moving or changing any part of his life. Instead, his changing is screaming nonsense on the radio (bubble wrapping the world/every gay issue/unprompted beard bet) and "sticking to his guns" instead of making any real change in his life (apt/tv/computer upgrade/forgetting the secret business and embracing his true self).

He acts miserable and wants to be the center of attention, but refuses to change in anyway other than being more mean and judgemental to people. Fez has become a stereotypical grandmother.

[CentralParkBest]

Fezzie,
for the love of God, please dont sign that lease.
Get into the city. Live. bring more from subway and walking situations.
West 4th and Roc Center are on the same subway line. faster commute.

[razorboy]

This thread is disturbing.

[jlehane]

The midget shoots himself http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a65/j3lehane/FezzyIsland.jpg Crazy Jen can be his housecleaner and Stalker Patti his nursemaid. :help: The cat will be breakfast for the ghost of Tippy Tom http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a65/j3lehane/FranklyErnie2N301166235EFFB1E5P1-1.jpg Ilse of Doctor Moron Cuntinental breakfast. :wacko: :smile:

[Gvac]

Good news, everyone!

Fezzie upped his lease!

http://nycmemories.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/p1200515.jpg

[stormy1065]

What a surprise

[denko]

According to Ron Fez still has confederate money in his wallet.

There is no way he'll use those General Lee's to pay for a new apt.

how funny would that be? a piggy bank full of mercury dimes. i bet he'd be could afford a nice place just selling his antique money (if money can be antique...?).