R&F Sirius/XM Listening Thread for 07-17-09

[Hottub]

It's Friday, Buddays!!

http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/7637/amritaraodeepcleavagewa.jpg

Bumps on your bag? Ask Dr. Steve. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=43)
RF.net Summer Beach Party at Dr. Joe's. Sign in here! Invites being mailed very soon!. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=80189)
Go bowling with Dash! (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=82131)
Help Pixie win a bunch of money (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=82163)
Start a thread about something you heard on the show today. It's great fun, and painless.. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=4)

Don't forget The Midwest Hayseed Baseball Game in some podunk town.
866 RON 0 FEZ


FUNK IT UP!!!

[EliSnow]

Damn! I was going to start this thread today.

Oh well, here's the picture I was going to use:

http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/6942/gemmaatkinson82jpg.jpg

[ANC]

Hiya Buddies! :bye:

I feel great today!

[Meataball23]

Hiya Buddies! :bye:

I feel great today!

You and me both big fella!

Hopefully a short day here and Im playing at least 27holes tomorrow. Goodtimes to come!

[EliSnow]

It's Friday, Buddays!!

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_SB9pjpMydSA/SD1QVb-zfQI/AAAAAAAAAao/BmweoPIQSSw/s1600/amrita-rao-deep-cleavage-wallpaper.jpg


I'm getting a red x on this on my work computer and my blackberry. Can anyone see it? Apparently it has ddeep cleavage.

[ANC]

I'm getting a red x on this on my work computer and my blackberry. Can anyone see it? Apparently it has ddeep cleavage.

Yup, I see the red X too.

[Chip196]

Hey Buddays!! nice pics to start Friday!

http://www.topsocialite.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/liz-phair-1017073.jpg

[Chip196]

I'm getting a red x on this on my work computer and my blackberry. Can anyone see it? Apparently it has ddeep cleavage.

Yup, I see the red X too.

I see deep cleavage thankfully.

[KingGeno]

Headin' to central pa for a weekend of camping and hiking.

In honor of this, I give you Tori Black. She has nothing to do with anything related to my trip. Sadly.

http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w126/ragunax/Broads/Tori_Black_The_Glory_Of_Tori_4.jpg

God Bless High Socks.

[realmenhatelife]

I'm in a meeting all day so no show for me, however I was to say that the Ichciban is Ryan Howard becomes the fastest player in MLB history to 200 HRs.

[Hottub]

I'm getting a red x on this on my work computer and my blackberry. Can anyone see it? Apparently it has ddeep cleavage.

I see it here, not on BBerry. I'll fix it in a minute.

[led37zep]

Morning Buddaaaaaaays!!!!!

[Hottub]

Fixed!

[spankyfrank]

Morning Buddays, what's for Breakfast I'm starvin'

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[biggestmexi]

lo 'mos

[Hottub]

How about a little P-Funk!!

George Clinton will be at5 the Bergen PAC next week!! Woo!

http://www.shaunnahall.com/images/PFunk1.jpg

[ANC]

Today's song will be "Funky Music Sho Nuff Turns Me On" by Edwin Starr

http://www.photofeatures.com/edwinstarr/images/prevs/estarr02a.jpg

[PD]

How about a little P-Funk!!

George Clinton will be at5 the Bergen PAC next week!! Woo!

http://www.shaunnahall.com/images/PFunk1.jpg

I'd be up for a Funky Friday

[ToiletCrusher]

What's up people!?!?

Eli...

[spankyfrank]

Let's not forget that Sir Paul begins his tour tonight at Citi Field.

I'm gonna go new and say they play Sing The Changes

[EliSnow]

The show's a little late today.

[spankyfrank]

The show's a little late today.

I blame Gvac....

[Hottub]

Ronnie's got a particularly good smoke, I guess.

[ToiletCrusher]

The show's a little late today.

So is my chick, but a quick "trip" down the stairs will fix that.

[EliSnow]

What's up people!?!?

Eli...

Sorry. I'm no mikeyboy.

[ANC]

Ronnie's got a particularly good smoke, I guess.

http://s7d5.scene7.com/is/image/ThompsonGroup/2710_1?$FRYPRODUCT$

[Meataball23]

Donde esta Ron y Fez??:sad:

[ToiletCrusher]

Sorry. I'm no mikeyboy.

Ha!

[ANC]

So is my chick, but a quick "trip" down the stairs will fix that.

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

[ToiletCrusher]

Donde esta Ron y Fez??:sad:

en el bano

[Meataball23]

There they are!:clap:

[spankyfrank]

Ahhh here we go......

[biggestmexi]

http://s7d5.scene7.com/is/image/ThompsonGroup/2710_1?$FRYPRODUCT$

what are those?

[ralphbxny]

AWWW Buddays!!!!

It's Friday.

Lets Funk it up!!

[PD]

nice andy kaufman clip

[KingGeno]

I reckon:

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Funk junior 'too late' (http://www.dailymotion.com/swf/x86d5e)
by funk38000 (http://www.dailymotion.com/funk38000)

[Hottub]

"The Beginning Of the End" - Funky Nassau

[EliSnow]

Today's drop is Andy Kaufman telling the South about soap.
Today's song is "Funky Nassau" by The Beginning of the End.

[PD]

Funky Nassau - the beginning of the end

edit.

late again....:(

[SP1!]

andy kaufman is so fucking over rated, everyone just remembers him too fondly

[Chip196]

I am pretty sure they were late because O&A went past their cut off time and the commercials HAD TO RUN, thus pushing back R&F.

[Hottub]

http://www.econ.upf.edu/~fleiss/Welcome1_files/homer-doh.jpg

[ANC]

what are those?

Arturo Fuente Opus X 2008 Limited Edition.

[PD]

andy kaufman is so fucking over rated, everyone just remembers him too fondly

Soap.

[ToiletCrusher]

I am pretty sure they were late because O&A went past their cut off time and the commercials HAD TO RUN, thus pushing back R&F.

Betcha the O&A replay doesn't start late.

[ralphbxny]

http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w166/ralphbxny/gigantic-ass.jpg


BIG ASS FRIDAY FUNK PARTY!!!

[Chip196]

Betcha the O&A replay doesn't start late.

No effin doubt!

[ANC]

Betcha the O&A replay doesn't start late.

Are you referring to my bottom dollar?

[Meataball23]

Hate to admit it, but I love hp

Loved the books and the movies are pretty sweet

[biggestmexi]

Arturo Fuente Opus X 2008 Limited Edition.

i thought they were OPUS X's.

just didnt want to blurt it out.

TOO EXPENSIVE THOUGH

[IMSlacker]

Damn. What happened to the gingers sticking together, Dave?

[Rube]

Greetings My Computer Companions!

Boy oh Boy, it's been a while.

[SP1!]

Soap.

Yeah real funny making an absurd statement, go back and watch his old shit, its just not funny, hes just obnoxious

[EliSnow]

Hate to admit it, but I love hp

Loved the books and the movies are pretty sweet

It's probably no suprise to anyone, but I too, am a Potter fan.

[ANC]

i thought they were OPUS X's.

just didnt want to blurt it out.

TOO EXPENSIVE THOUGH

You ain't kidding: http://www.thompsoncigar.com/catalog/product.jsp?productId=69466&cm_mmc=Affiliate-_-DataFeed-_-Google-_-Regular

[Rube]

It's probably no suprise to anyone, but I too, am a Potter fan.

Wha-What? :blink:

[EliSnow]

BTW, as part of my King Nerd status, yesterday, I sent Ron an e-mail clarifying that the laser beam in Real Genius was not cold, just the fuel source was.

And to help point out that the laser was hot, I pointed out that in order to cook popcorn, you need heat.

[PD]

Hate to admit it, but I love hp

Loved the books and the movies are pretty sweet

agreed.

[biggestmexi]

You ain't kidding: http://www.thompsoncigar.com/catalog/product.jsp?productId=69466&cm_mmc=Affiliate-_-DataFeed-_-Google-_-Regular

how much are they listed for?

my work blocks "Alcohol/ Tobacco" fucking sites.

[ANC]

Greetings My Computer Companions!

Boy oh Boy, it's been a while.

:bye: Hiya Rube

[PD]

Yeah real funny making an absurd statement, go back and watch his old shit, its just not funny, hes just obnoxious

Seriously that's his schtick- theater of the absurd.
If you don't find it funny, that is understandable, but to say he's no good is assuming everyone will like what you like.

edit.

It's not exactly the same, but it's kinda like Ali G/Borat/Bruno.

[ToiletCrusher]

King Nerd






looks like a fancy man of a mod is asking for a new modquote.

[ANC]

how much are they listed for?

my work blocks "Alcohol/ Tobacco" fucking sites.

ARTURO FUENTE
$950.00

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:blink:

[A.J.]

I stayed not too far from those hotels when I was in Jakarta a couple of years ago.

[EliSnow]

Aha, Ron read the e-mail!!!

And ESD, you're an idiot.

[ANC]

BTW, as part of my King Nerd status, yesterday, I sent Ron an e-mail clarifying that the laser beam in Real Genius was not cold, just the fuel source was.

And to help point out that the laser was hot, I pointed out that in order to cook popcorn, you need heat.



Eli!!!!!!! :clap::clap::clap:

I crown thee King Nerd!

http://atelier.inf.unisi.ch/~primim/funny/nerd-king.jpg

[Rube]

BTW, as part of my King Nerd status, yesterday, I sent Ron an e-mail clarifying that the laser beam in Real Genius was not cold, just the fuel source was.

And to help point out that the laser was hot, I pointed out that in order to cook popcorn, you need heat.

http://snarkerati.com/movie-news/files/2008/07/marvin-the-martian.jpg
:bye: Hiya RubeHi ANC. How's everyhting going in New Jersey? The Garden State. The barrel tapped at both ends. The Stinky State. The boot. The Arm Pit.

:wink:

[Hottub]

Eli is the smartest nerd I know.
Nice job!

[IMSlacker]

There are no frozen stars, Dave.

[Meataball23]

Its science talk with people who know nothing about what theyre talking about!!

Where is Mike the teacher?

[wkj]

The light is a reflection.

[biggestmexi]

all lasers produce heat.

it light. light equals heat.

[BHite15]

New T-shirts, this is very exciting

[sailor]

Dave's science is ironclad.

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

There are no frozen stars, Dave.

I missed this, what did Dave say? Also is Fez trying to talk science?

[EliSnow]

I have an idea. Let's make Real Genius the Monday Movie Club movie.

[ToiletCrusher]

Good fucking movie.

[PD]

BTW, as part of my King Nerd status, yesterday, I sent Ron an e-mail clarifying that the laser beam in Real Genius was not cold, just the fuel source was.

And to help point out that the laser was hot, I pointed out that in order to cook popcorn, you need heat.



wait, did I miss something?

I hear Ronnie talking about the laser now.

[Hottub]

A star is a sun! Rather hot, Dave.

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

all lasers produce heat.

it light. light equals heat.

Heat is a bi-product of energy my 9 year old brother knows this(seriously).

[ANC]

Hi ANC. How's everyhting going in New Jersey? The Garden State. The barrel tapped at both ends. The Stinky State. The boot. The Arm Pit.

:wink:

Everything is cream cheese! :thumbup:

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

Damnit, trust a woman to call in and derail the science talk!!!

[Hottub]

Let's pretend I'm a robot *slurp* and I have laser beam eyes.

[EliSnow]

Where's my t-shirt?

Also, ESD, that Pink Floyd laser that felt cold? It didn't cut a hole through you did it? If it was really hot, it would have burned through you.

[ANC]

reminded me of:

http://ep.yimg.com/ca/I/yhst-29210190611743_2060_25790440

[sailor]

Night and day, you torture me

[KatPw]

What stigma Dave? The Catholic guilt stigma? Shrug it off.

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

What stigma Dave? The Catholic guilt stigma? Shrug it off.

Hey!! On the topic of science, I say Dave doesn't know shite. This, however, is jerk-off talk and there are none more qualified than our own ESD.

[sailor]

What stigma Dave? The Catholic guilt stigma? Shrug it off.



Nah, it's not that. Some guys can do the dirtiest stuff with a gal, but don't feel comfortable with her knowing they're masturbating.

[IamFogHat]

My chick and I encourage each other to masturbate. What fucking year is this where everyone is so uptight anymore? It's 2009 for christ's sake.

[Misteriosa]

paul rubens really was stigmatized when he got caught, but i wonder how much of that was because he was thought of as a child's entertainment actor or that he was jacking off

[Rube]

Uncle Tommy says that masturbating is natural. He say's that you have to let the demons out.

Sometimes we play "Church" and Uncle Tommy is the preacher. And he helps me get my demons out.

[ANC]

paul rubens really was stigmatized when he got caught, but i wonder how much of that was because he was thought of as a child's entertainment actor or that he was jacking off

I agree because it was a child entertainer. He won a lot of people back with the MTV appearance and asking the audience "Heard any good jokes lately?" :laugh:

[KatPw]

Nah, it's not that. Some guys can do the dirtiest stuff with a gal, but don't feel comfortable with her knowing they're masturbating.

If you are comfortable with sex and your sexuality it's a non-issue. I know when my husband jerks off, there is no "catching" involved. If he was choosing to only jerk off and never have sex that's a different issue. It's a natural sexual act, what is to be embarrassed about unless you have been conditioned to think it is dirty and wrong?

[KatPw]

My chick and I encourage each other to masturbate. What fucking year is this where everyone is so uptight anymore? It's 2009 for christ's sake.

Exactly.

[sailor]

Can someone make "I just want that jizz" esd's mod-quote?

[IamFogHat]

Can someone make "I just want that jizz" esd's mod-quote?

No but I think you just made it yours.

[paracetamol flanders]

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[PD]

My chick and I encourage each other to masturbate. What fucking year is this where everyone is so uptight anymore? It's 2009 for christ's sake.

Exactly.

not every woman feels that way; some take it "personally" and feel like it's rejecting them
"why would he want to jerk off when I'm here"?

[Servo]

paul rubens really was stigmatized when he got caught, but i wonder how much of that was because he was thought of as a child's entertainment actor or that he was jacking off

I think the fact that it was public jacking that made it so stigmatizing.

[wkj]

If it's so embarrassing for ESD, how come he talks about it all the time? Why are we talking about this anyway? :annoyed:

[sailor]

If you are comfortable with sex and your sexuality it's a non-issue. I know when my husband jerks off, there is no "catching" involved. If he was choosing to only jerk off and never have sex that's a different issue. It's a natural sexual act, what is to be embarrassed about unless you have been conditioned to think it is dirty and wrong?

but, I'm saying there is no problem with many other things that are considered "wrong". It's just a private moment.

[sailor]

If it's so embarrassing for ESD, how come he talks about it all the time?

'cause he's a bottom? Also he will give everything for the show.

[ralphbxny]

Ryan Howard is an animal. He has slimmed down this year and is still huge!

[ralphbxny]

The band that did this sold him the rights to the song so he could cover it.

[sailor]

Of course he knows. It's an obvious reworking of the original song.

[EliSnow]

If it's so embarrassing for ESD, how come he talks about it all the time? Why are we talking about this anyway? :annoyed:

Because he was floundering on science and laser talk, and needed to talk about something he does know.

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

Ron has a point. Fez always brushes these deaths of. I think he is the culprit. :lol:

[wkj]

Because he was floundering on science and laser talk, and needed to talk about something he does know.

Very good. :lol:

[wkj]

They generate heat, just low wattage heat.

[ANC]

Chief Fezzie Wiggum...

[Hottub]

Davey knows jizz.:thumbup:

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

It is impossible for a laser to be cold. It might give off less heat, but it is physically impossible unless it is a 100% efficiency laser(which it's not, there are always losses).

[PD]

like Jeff Daniels.

Did R&F (or O&A) interview him before?

[EliSnow]

It is impossible for a laser to be cold. It might give off less heat, but it is physically impossible unless it is a 100% efficiency laser(which it's not, there are always losses).

I can't say I'm immensely knowledgeable about lasers, but we have to remember that there are lasers that can cut into material and those that do not (such as lasers at the Pink Floyd concert, security alarm lasers, etc).

I have to believe that lasers that cut do so because they burn the material they are cutting.

[Hottub]

I'm glad disneyspy didn't hear that.

[ANC]

http://www.starmagazine.com/media/originals/JoyceDeWitt_LG.jpghttp://www.filmdope.com/Gallery/ActorsS/21522.gif

[Rube]

http://media.movieweb.com/news/04.2006/jeffDaniels.jpg

[ralphbxny]

like Jeff Daniels.

Did R&F (or O&A) interview him before?

I swore Ron hung up on him before.

[ANC]

Meh meh 'member when...

http://img.snlarc.jt.org/caps/episode_sketches/1991-10-05-6.jpg

awesome.

[SinA]

is that Dave laughing in the background?

[Enabler]

I swore Ron hung up on him before.

yeah, it got weird cuz jeff daniels thought ron was a yankee fan and taking a shot at the cubs or something...

[RhinoinMN]

you Can't Triple Stamp A Double Stamp!!

[wkj]

Not crazy about these types of interviews.

[Meataball23]

like Jeff Daniels.

Did R&F (or O&A) interview him before?

He'll always be col. chamberlain to me

[Rube]

you Can't Triple Stamp A Double Stamp!!
But you can Double Dip a Triple Tramp.

[sailor]

I woner if fez meant terms of endearment?

[Meataball23]

I woner if fez meant terms of endearment?

Do you think hes seen either?

[bentcorner]

I wish someone on their floor would pull the fire alarm so this interview could come to a merciful end. Very boring.

[boonanas]

i once asked jeff daniels if he would take a picture with me and he denied it. it sucks since he's such a good actor and I can't hate him for the denial.

[west milly Tom]

I freakin love Jeff Daniels

[wkj]

I wish someone on their floor would pull the fire alarm so this interview could come to a merciful end. Very boring.

Finally, some interesting commercials.

[disneyspy]

buddays,great interview,cant wait to see the buckless yooper's new flick,i was in my car,whats the movie called?

[epo]

I wish someone on their floor would pull the fire alarm so this interview could come to a merciful end. Very boring.

Need more fart jokes?

Actually this exactly why I love the Ron & Fez Show. The show can vary from an intellectual conversation with someone with a different point-of-view than myself, to Fez getting hit with a cowbell.

[disneyspy]

Need more fart jokes?

Actually this exactly why I love the Ron & Fez Show. The show can vary from an intellectual conversation with someone with a different point-of-view than myself, to Fez getting hit with a cowbell.

thank god for epo

[Meataball23]

Need more fart jokes?

Actually this exactly why I love the Ron & Fez Show. The show can vary from an intellectual conversation with someone with a different point-of-view than myself, to Fez getting hit with a cowbell.

Very true

[PD]

speed and robocop 2 bad choices

[disneyspy]

answer man,thanks ron

[epo]

Damn, I love Robocop. It could've led to an interesting discussion about how the movie is actually social commentary of Ronald Reagan's America.

Instead...Dennis Hopper & Keanu Reeves.... :wallbash:

[Hottub]

I even enjoyed Robocop 2.
Not as much as 1, but I certainly didn't hate it.

[Meataball23]

Gay talk!!

Who had 12:36 in the pool??

[Rube]

answer man,thanks ron

OH, Hello DisnySpy.....:furious:

[epo]

I love voice whores!

[disneyspy]

OH, Hello DisnySpy.....:furious:

hey rube,can your mom walk today?

[ANC]

Jim Halpert from the Office

John Krasinski

[Meataball23]

Jim Halpert from the Office

gotta be

[drjoek]

Dane cook

[ralphbxny]

IS this Frankin?

[disneyspy]

Dane cook

eeeehhhhhhhhhnnnn

[A.J.]

IS this Frankin?

I was thinking the same thing.

[IMSlacker]

joey lawrence! Whoah!

[wkj]

Almost sound like Steve C.

[Meataball23]

jeff goldblum...no way fez was serious about that



Nooow its goldbum!

[ANC]

Jeff GOldblum

[Rube]

hey rube,can your mom walk today?

I know where this is leading poopy head. Your going to make some mean joke about my Mom.

Well....let me tell you this. She has a new boyfriend and he's a bouncer at the bar in town.

His name is Jim, and he'll beat you up.

and your ugly too..!!!!!!!!!

[Misteriosa]

goldblum

[drjoek]

Goldblum

[epo]

Jeff Goldblum

[PD]

Goldblum

wow, im on delay .

[IMSlacker]

this one's goldblum

[ralphbxny]

Dane cook

Hey Doc, You going to be there tonight?

[A.J.]

goldblum

Goldblum

Jeff Goldblum

Goldblum

goddamn rich cunt

[ANC]

Julia Roberts

[SinA]

Pretty Woman!

[disneyspy]

the red head chick from sex and the city

[IMSlacker]

Has Fez ever gotten one?

[ANC]

Jim Halpert from the Office

John Krasinski

Jeff GOldblum

Julia Roberts

<--- Big Weiner! :clap:

[drjoek]

Hey Doc, You going to be there tonight?


No
Going to RI

[disneyspy]

rubes mom sure goes thru alot of boyfriends,i just play postman wih her is all rube,dont get so excited

[sailor]

I still say a&s plaza in NYC.

[Meataball23]

49ers still play at candlestick


Hate when esd says things that are 100% incorrect

[EliSnow]

Does anyone still call JFK Airport "Idlewild?"

[epo]

Who hasn't twittered a picture of their dick?

[epo]

rubes mom sure goes thru alot of boyfriends,i just play postman wih her is all rube,dont get so excited

I don't date Rube's mom. I just have sexual relations with her.

[ralphbxny]

No
Going to RI

Damn...have fun. I am headed up early.

[A.J.]

Does anyone still call JFK Airport "Idlewild?"

Blowhard.

[Rube]

rubes mom sure goes thru alot of boyfriends,i just play postman wih her is all rube,dont get so excited

WHO'S GETTING EXCITED? ME? NO!

WHY THE HECK WOULD I GET EXCITED? EXCITED? ME?

HAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHA


Lay of my Mom you jerk.

[ralphbxny]

I still say a&s plaza in NYC.

Blowhard still calls it Gimbels.

[epo]

Lay of my Mom you jerk.

Absolutely. You are supposed to "Lay on" Rube's mom.

At least that's how she likes it.

[disneyspy]

WHO'S GETTING EXCITED? ME? NO!

WHY THE HECK WOULD I GET EXCITED? EXCITED? ME?

HAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHA


Lay of my Mom you jerk.

i do,believe me,i do and when i say postman i mean i lick her,stick her and send her away

[ANC]

Does anyone still call JFK Airport "Idlewild?"

Is this Jason Stackhouse calling??

[Rube]

Blowhard still calls it Gimbels.

http://www.myfreewallpapers.net/cartoons/wallpapers/snoopy-red-baron.jpg

[ANC]

Meh that's some lame ass email joke.... bravo sierra...

[IMSlacker]

sexual dating?

[sailor]

Ron is way off on farting at a urinal. Walk three feet to a crapper where everyone will still hear it?

[Rube]

i do,believe me,i do and when i say postman i mean i lick her,stick her and send her away

Well...well....I'm going to get a dog then. And he'll bite you. HARD!!!!

NOB JOB!!!

[A.J.]

If you have to fart, go into an empty break room and fart into a chair.

[Hottub]

It's a bathroom for God's sake. Would you prefer I fart at my table while eating?

[epo]

It's a bathroom for God's sake. Would you prefer I fart at my table while eating?

You would, wouldn't you?

I'm trying to eat pizza while Hottub is farting...no wonder I can't digest.

[disneyspy]

east coasters have no manners,buncha farters,DONT FART AROUND OTHER PEOPLE YOU RUBES!!

[Meataball23]

Other radio shows blow

[IamFogHat]

Is this Weez's bit, purposefully mispronouncing things like it's cute?

[biggestmexi]

It's a bathroom for God's sake. Would you prefer I fart at my table while eating?

on my face.

[ToiletCrusher]

Wease just said "crib"...

[Hottub]

Pepperoni makes me gassy.:innocent:

[Rube]

east coasters have no manners,buncha farters,DONT FART AROUND OTHER PEOPLE YOU RUBES!!

That's it!!! I'm out of here. Your a looser.

[ToiletCrusher]

Wait a tick, I am a grad student. I live in WNY.

Did I sleep with Lilly?

[disneyspy]

That's it!!! I'm out of here. Your a looser.

I MADE YOUR MOMS ASSHOLE LOOSER LAST NIGHT!

[IamFogHat]

Stage one of the plan, go for the balls.

[Hottub]

Wait a tick, I am a grad student. I live in WNY.

Did I sleep with Lilly?

Prolly.

[ToiletCrusher]

Prolly.

That means I also slept with Trent Edwards?

[disneyspy]

i havent touched it and its movin

[sailor]

ron's fucked up. that's hilarious what he's doing to fez!

[EliSnow]

I MADE YOUR MOMS ASSHOLE LOOSER LAST NIGHT!

Who you fooling?


That asshole can't get any looser.

[Meataball23]

Does Fez have a special friend to take on this vacation!?

This could be the most backwards plan ever

Hes never had sex!

[biggestmexi]

I thought ron said he was going to give out Fez's secret if he didnt by the end of the week.

[Hottub]

Who you fooling?


That asshole can't get any looser.

Eli droppin' the Truth Bombs!

[disneyspy]

doesnt chuck live in the smoky mtns?

[ToiletCrusher]

Ashville??

Chuckwagoncook???

[ANC]

CWC and Fezzie having a romp? :huh:

[Meataball23]

Ashville??

Chuckwagoncook???

Signs signs everywhere the signs

[disneyspy]

ashville NC? hmmmm who lives in that area?

[Hottub]

Rube, is that true about your buddy?

[biggestmexi]

Eli droppin' the Truth Bombs!

In rubes' mom's ass.

[ANC]

A Turkey Trot so far from Thanksgiving? :blink:

[biggestmexi]

I like word play, you like turd play.


Greatness.

[disneyspy]

A Turkey Trot so far from Thanksgiving? :blink:

sounds like someones gonna gobble gobble gobble

[Meataball23]

Why doesnt ron & co pay for a male escort to go to said piano bar and pick up on fez?

[Rube]

In rubes' mom's ass.

http://kstp.com/kstpImages/angry_face%5B1%5D.jpg

[ANC]

Why doesnt ron & co pay for a male escort to go to said piano bar and pick up on fez?

A la True Romance?

[epo]

Pepperoni makes me gassy.:innocent:

You sons of a bitch. I haven't been right since that day.

[epo]

Why doesnt ron & co pay for a male escort to go to said piano bar and pick up on fez?

http://billsmovieemporium.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/trueromance.jpg

[biggestmexi]

http://kstp.com/kstpImages/angry_face%5B1%5D.jpg

sorry, but truth bombs hurt Rube.

[ANC]

A la True Romance?

http://billsmovieemporium.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/trueromance.jpg

:thumbup:

[disneyspy]

i sure wish CWC would call in and say he lives in ashville NC,too bad hes not around

[Meataball23]

:thumbup:

:lol:

Exactly right!

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

A Turkey Trot so far from Thanksgiving? :blink:
Did someone say Turkey Trot?

http://i365.photobucket.com/albums/oo92/chuckwagoncook_2008/012-1.jpg

[ANC]

Did someone say Turkey Trot?

http://i365.photobucket.com/albums/oo92/chuckwagoncook_2008/012-1.jpg

:clap:

[epo]

Did someone say Turkey Trot?

http://i365.photobucket.com/albums/oo92/chuckwagoncook_2008/012-1.jpg

Where would I order a Turkey Trot reminder t-shirt? I'm looking for something in pink.

[disneyspy]

Did someone say Turkey Trot?

http://i365.photobucket.com/albums/oo92/chuckwagoncook_2008/012-1.jpg

CHUCK! welcome back,fez has been droppin hints about you for the last 10 minutes,call 1 877 RON 0 FEZ NOW!

[ToiletCrusher]

CHUCK! welcome back,fez has been droppin hints about you for the last 10 minutes,call 1 877 RON 0 FEZ NOW!

yes, and then get some auto-dialer system selling happiness for one dollar.

http://img.wonkette.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/at-5000.jpg

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

Not this again.

Plus...I lost my phone. Needless to say Ledouski is pissed at me cause I insisted on the $120.00 one last time.

[disneyspy]

I went into my Mom's bedroom this morning after she left for work at the Diner, and....
she doesn't even have a wood stove in there.

I have no idea what she meant last night when she and her boyfriend in there and she was yelling about her "Stove Pipe".

go away rube,we want CWC

[ANC]

yes, and then get some auto-dialer system selling happiness for one dollar.

http://img.wonkette.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/at-5000.jpg


:lol:

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

Where would I order a Turkey Trot reminder t-shirt? I'm looking for something in pink.
I'll tell you what buddy.

Just PM your address and I'll ship one out to ya.




http://i365.photobucket.com/albums/oo92/chuckwagoncook_2008/tshirt.jpg

[EliSnow]

Not this again.

http://www.habitationofjustice.com/wp-content/uploads/simpsons_nelson_haha.jpg

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

go away rube,we want CWC
It gets confusing sometimes.hahahhahha

[A.J.]

yes, and then get some auto-dialer system selling happiness for one dollar.

http://img.wonkette.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/at-5000.jpg

"Ahoy hoy?"

http://download.lardlad.com/framegrabs/4F01/054.jpg

[ToiletCrusher]

"Ahoy hoy?"

http://download.lardlad.com/framegrabs/4F01/054.jpg

I think I'd be happier with the dollar.

[yojimbo7248]

Cato Institute is a libertarian think tank. Ritter is an interesting guy. this should be good.

[disneyspy]

i want to post this while its still legal,TC is not funny and is a misbegotten fuckstick

[biggestmexi]

I'll tell you what buddy.

Just PM your address and I'll ship one out to ya.




http://i365.photobucket.com/albums/oo92/chuckwagoncook_2008/tshirt.jpg

me 2?

[ToiletCrusher]

i want to post this while its still legal,TC is not funny and is a misbegotten fuckstick

I pissed on the greens you just mowed and it's going to be brown by morning.

[Bernie Madoff]

A pleasant afternoon to you all.

Regards & Salutations,

B.M.

[disneyspy]

I pissed on the greens you just mowed and it's going to be brown by morning.

urea is a good fertilizer,thank you

[Meataball23]

I think I'd be happier with the dollar.

:clap::lol:

[ToiletCrusher]

urea is a good fertilizer,thank you

Fine, I took the mower you use and ran over some gravel so it's going to rip the grass instead of cutting it properly.

[ANC]

you can't train animal instincts.

[yojimbo7248]

A pleasant afternoon to you all.

Regards & Salutations,

B.M.

good to hear from you, Bernie
how's it hanging?

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

me 2?
pm that shit...I got a sweet ass gift box for you Mexi.

T-shirt and all.