Cook a meal for Gvac [Archive] - RonFez.net Messageboard

RhinoinMN

07-17-2009, 04:53 PM

1 salmon fillet (skin on)
1 Cup of Mayo
1/2 tsp cayenne pepper
2 tbsp lemon juice.
1/4 cup Parmesan cheese

Mix cheese, pepper and mayo together in a bowl

Drizzle lemon juice over the flesh side of the fish

Spread Mayo mixture evenly over the fish.

Bake at 425 for 24 minutes.

furie

07-17-2009, 04:54 PM

Porterhouse (marinated)
Mashed potatoes, carrots, and garlic bread.

and to drink, hefeweizen

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Hottub

07-17-2009, 04:55 PM

Fuck Gvac.

britneypablo

07-17-2009, 04:56 PM

<font color="deeppink"> GVAC would like for me to make him authentic country pancakes and/or blackberry and creme filled crepes with fresh cornbread somewhere and some deermeat sausage and bacon only served freshly cooked and still hot....giant glass of homemade sweet cranberry juice

Judge Smails

07-17-2009, 05:02 PM

Brussel sprouts with shredded cheese served in a ladies' high heeled pump.

TheGameHHH

07-17-2009, 05:02 PM

meat, meat, with a side dish of meat

sailor

07-17-2009, 05:03 PM

box of cold cereal.

biggestmexi

07-17-2009, 05:04 PM

Cock.

I hear he loves it raw.

ToiletCrusher

07-17-2009, 05:05 PM

An overwhelming amount of guys turned out for this one.

One guy even mentioned he wants to fuck Gvac.

Gayest thread ever.

disneyspy

07-17-2009, 05:07 PM

An overwhelming amount of guys turned out for this one.

One guy even mentioned he wants to fuck Gvac.

Gayest thread ever.

whats wrong TC?

you mad cuz you want gvac to fuck you?

Hottub

07-17-2009, 05:07 PM

Cock.

I hear he loves it raw.

And uncut.

ToiletCrusher

07-17-2009, 05:11 PM

whats wrong TC?

you mad cuz you want gvac to fuck you?

I'll bet you already have an entire dinner menu prepared for him.

Let me guess...

Luke warm, soggy fish sticks
Burnt tater tots with expired ketchup

And a glass of your lonely tears to wash it down with.

Sound right?

OGC

07-17-2009, 05:17 PM

http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h143/richg0404/ist2_2462535-fish-fry.jpg

britneypablo

07-17-2009, 05:21 PM

<font color="deeppink"> CRUSHER VS. SPY cookoff for GVAC's love

New on VH1 reality......two men fight for GVACS man meat....but not only looking sexy, but cooking some meat of their own

a battle of men, for the one man...every man desires....

FALL 2009

disneyspy

07-17-2009, 05:23 PM

i will crush the toilet boy

biggestmexi

07-17-2009, 05:33 PM

And uncut.

How savage!

Section 8

07-17-2009, 06:00 PM

I'm giving him a nice big bowl of Cranky Man Flakes, a Banned muffin, and a bottle of scotch...

I somehow get the feeling he'll only have the scotch...

Alice S. Fuzzybutt

07-17-2009, 06:14 PM

I heard he loves potato and macaroni salad.

Annie Waits

07-17-2009, 06:23 PM

kobe beef steak on the grill
a few scallops with a hint of truffle sauce

i know he likes scotch but i'm not sure if he'd want that with dinner...he might want to see the wine menu?

boobieman

07-17-2009, 06:32 PM

Whatever anyone makes..don't make it too upper class, high-brow, or SNOOTSY...otherwise he will just kill it..the prick.

SEEYEYAYYAYSYYEYYAYAAAA

Fez4PrezN2008

07-17-2009, 06:33 PM

I think he would like an Asian dish the best - Cream of Sum Yung Gai.

A.J.

07-18-2009, 08:26 AM

He'll be fine ordering takeout.

TheMojoPin

07-18-2009, 08:30 AM

http://www.planetearthbillboard.com/images/1890s_Rat_Poison_Trade_Card_800.jpg

Heather 8

07-18-2009, 08:32 AM

I heard he loves potato and macaroni salad.

With a side of guacamole.

led37zep

07-18-2009, 09:13 AM

I'm busy mixing up a Gruel and Geritol shake for Gvac, odds are he likes both.

If there's any left over Disney and Blowhard can share it.

Gvac

07-18-2009, 09:17 AM

Grilled marinated skirt steaks, sweet potato fries, fresh biscuits, and a small salad.

That's about as perfect as it gets for a summer meal.

Salt and pepper should be the only condiments used.

Stick mayo, guacamole, and any other gooky, gooey, slimy shit up your ass.

Thanks.

disneyspy

07-18-2009, 09:21 AM

I'm busy mixing up a Gruel and Geritol shake for Gvac, odds are he likes both.

If there's any left over Disney and Blowhard can share it.

you summamamamabitch

EddieMoscone

07-18-2009, 09:29 AM

Make sure he gets some rainbow cookies for dessert.

Contra

07-18-2009, 01:41 PM

Two delmonicos, two thick cut boneless pork chops, and two chicken breast fillets. All blended together raw, into a paste and served in a salad bowl.

A touch of basil on top

spankyfrank

07-18-2009, 02:01 PM

Turduken....

Nuff said.....

Coach

07-18-2009, 02:01 PM

Assholes..and lots of em!
Bloodier the better I hear!

CHUCKWAGONCOOK

07-18-2009, 02:14 PM

meat, meat, with a side dish of meat
No. That's what that Asian chic wants.

Get it straight! Jeez!

CHUCKWAGONCOOK

07-18-2009, 02:17 PM

But really.....If I was to cook him a meal.......most likely it would be.......

A grilled marinated skirt steak, sweet potato fries, fresh biscuits, and a small salad.

maybe a touch of cinnamon salt on the fries. Other than that.......

who needs more.

razorboy

07-18-2009, 02:35 PM

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c297/razorboy_/spaghetti.jpg

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c297/razorboy_/dgh.jpg

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c297/razorboy_/536.jpg

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c297/razorboy_/Glenfiddich-12YO-lg.jpg

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c297/razorboy_/Naturalamericanspirit.jpg

Kevin

07-18-2009, 02:37 PM

CHUCKWAGONCOOK

07-18-2009, 03:00 PM

Its like you can read the man's mind..

HOW DO YOU DO IT?
I'm a big time chef at a fancy restaurant. I got my ears to the ground on what people want.

It's almost as simple as....let's say.....copy/paste.

zildjian361

07-18-2009, 03:16 PM

Fuck Gvac.

thank you ill order him pizza:laugh:

Gvac

07-18-2009, 07:59 PM

Make sure he gets some rainbow cookies for dessert.

Turduken....

Nuff said.....

But really.....If I was to cook him a meal.......most likely it would be.......

A grilled marinated skirt steak, sweet potato fries, fresh biscuits, and a small salad.

maybe a touch of cinnamon salt on the fries. Other than that.......

who needs more.

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c297/razorboy_/spaghetti.jpg

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c297/razorboy_/dgh.jpg

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c297/razorboy_/536.jpg

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c297/razorboy_/Glenfiddich-12YO-lg.jpg

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c297/razorboy_/Naturalamericanspirit.jpg

You all know me so well!!!

This is why I like men better than women.

YOU PAY ATTENTION!!!

These whores would be feeding me mayo and spinach. :thumbdown: :nono:

Jughead

07-18-2009, 08:01 PM

:smile:

Heather 8

07-19-2009, 04:05 AM

This is why I like men better than women.

Fez?

Gvac

07-19-2009, 04:18 AM

Fez?

Don't you have a husband to disappoint?

Now run along.

Men are talking.

Heather 8

07-19-2009, 04:23 AM

Don't you have a husband to disappoint?

Now run along.

Men are talking.

Miss non-asshole Gvac. He wasn't the best, but at least he wasn't an asshole.

Gvac

07-19-2009, 04:30 AM

Miss non-asshole Gvac. He wasn't the best, but at least he wasn't an asshole.

IT WAS A JOKE!!!

Jeez...

sailor

07-19-2009, 04:46 AM

IT WAS A JOKE!!!

Jeez...

you're a joke.

Dude!

07-19-2009, 05:50 AM

i would like to cook gvac
a nice breakfast

maybe scrambled eggs
fried tomatoes and
scrapple

it would make him very happy

boosterp

07-19-2009, 07:01 PM

I'll cook a good country fried steak, country gravy, and cubed baby red potatoes.

For a breakfast drink I may have to break out the Macallan 25 scotch.

Then we'll hit the balcony for some smokes.