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Dan
01-17-2002, 12:02 PM
That was the most disturbing 2 hours of my life. The Billy Train derailed, rolled over, exploded, and another train derailed on top of it.

Keep up the great work, Ron and Fez!!!

(oh, and for the record, I did not have sex with that skank...as per President Clinton's definition.)

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Captain Rooster
01-17-2002, 12:07 PM
Right after the second train hit, three buses full of school children jumped the guard-rail and smashed into the train wreck.

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TheJober
01-17-2002, 12:11 PM
a day later im still freaked out. i hope they make billy listen to himself tonight

Jackie Sloan
01-17-2002, 12:14 PM
Dan - everthing was entirely your fault - you magnificent bastard! "IF IT'S A FREE NIGHT OF DRINKIN', I DON'T CARE...

Hoping for the best...

JustJon
01-17-2002, 12:31 PM
Dan, want another ride to her place? ;)

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Fat Guy
01-17-2002, 12:39 PM
I dare anyone not to listen tonight. Billy get HELP!!!

Me no like AL.
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"I don't see why we have to cancel our cruise just because the dog is a coke head" Family Guy.

Hosp
01-17-2002, 12:45 PM
Nobody feels good about last nights show. I haven't heard anyone that fucked up in a very long time.

And Dan, I guess that Horny Goat Weed worked after the pool hall that night.

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IkeaBoy
01-17-2002, 01:01 PM
DEAR GOD. That was cringe radio. the most cringiest of cringe radio I've ever heard. Hearing Billy's drunken gurgles, the "I love you, you're so hot," that was like The Days of Wine and Roses. At the beginning I thought it was kind of funny but as the night went on it was sad. I got the DTs just from listening to it. And drinking can't be good for his surgery. I thought he wouldn't live past 7 am today. If he lives like he did last night, he won't make the night of Fights.

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"My review of 2001 the year is the same as my review of 2001: A Space Odyssey- overlong, hard to follow, and only enjoyable if you're really really stoned." - Lewis Black
"and I spent 14 years as a nuke"- <a href="http://www.capalert.com">CAPALERT</a> Guy on Harry Potter- Reviews, Jesus Style

TheGameHHH
01-17-2002, 01:38 PM
In my opinion the only reason why Billy wasn't thrown off air last night was because they are going to make him listen to himself tonight. It was pitiful. I really hope he pulls his act together.

And Dan, who are you kidding, you know you want that skank. Your spemicide is on her bed, remember..... ;-)

IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME-AHHH!

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42nd-delay
01-17-2002, 01:46 PM
You know, I get to hear the entire Monday show with that lame fetish stuff, but I miss yesterday's! And Whatley radio isn't working! Grrr..

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IkeaBoy
01-17-2002, 01:57 PM
let me analogize this. Listening to Billy drinking should do to an alcoholic what Cancer Guy from What the hell is that did to some smokers.

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"My review of 2001 the year is the same as my review of 2001: A Space Odyssey- overlong, hard to follow, and only enjoyable if you're really really stoned." - Lewis Black
"and I spent 14 years as a nuke"- <a href="http://www.capalert.com">CAPALERT</a> Guy on Harry Potter- Reviews, Jesus Style

The Blowhard
01-17-2002, 03:02 PM
Sad.

"It takes good taste to truly appreciate bad taste"-John Waters

Girlfezzie
01-17-2002, 03:15 PM
Billy's a fucken alcoholic. His life is being messed up by his drinking.I hope he gets help.

Finally!! I got my Pinellis Park Pervert designation under my name and all I got for it was this lousy t-shirt!!!

Ron and Fez and Opie and Anthony- My personal Lubricants.

NewYorkDragons80
01-17-2002, 03:22 PM
It was funny when Billy and that chick were drunk, but when she realized Billy had a problem it was downright awkward.

"THOSE BASTARDS"
-Norman Schwartzkoff

"May God bless us in this trial, comfort us, strengthen our resolve, and make our justice as terrible and certain as His."
-Senator John McCain

"Neitzche is dead"
-God

The Blowhard
01-17-2002, 03:35 PM
Billy AND this girl are both very sick people, and they are on the road to self destruction. God help them both.

"It takes good taste to truly appreciate bad taste"-John Waters

Excomunicated Reeshy
01-17-2002, 03:41 PM
We'll being seeing Billy in a box in about 6 months if he doesn't mend hes ways!!

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This message was edited by Excomunicated Reeshy on 1-17-02 @ 7:42 PM

IkeaBoy
01-17-2002, 03:43 PM
the more I think about it the more I realize that what R&F did last night was right. They did this to play it for him when he was sober to show him what a mess he is and how awful he is while drunk. This was an intervention and he didn't take the hint. He thinks he's a partier but he's really just a sad fool. If he didn't hear the tape and think "Oh my god this is what I'm like, I better stop" and Ron's constant "So you've been in rehab 5 times but you're good now?" then he deserves what's going to happen to him.

EDIT: Well not deserve deserve but you knwo what I mean.

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"My review of 2001 the year is the same as my review of 2001: A Space Odyssey- overlong, hard to follow, and only enjoyable if you're really really stoned." - Lewis Black
"and I spent 14 years as a nuke"- <a href="http://www.capalert.com">CAPALERT</a> Guy on Harry Potter- Reviews, Jesus Style

This message was edited by IkeaBoy on 1-17-02 @ 7:51 PM

EffMeBoobs
01-17-2002, 04:56 PM
If only I could have gotten to the phone last night before that mental case Jenny walked in. I knew her from the OTHER board and man, she was psychotic. Just a cry for attention with a barrel of problems.

I feel horrible for Billy but I do see the good in what R&F are doing. Exactly what IkeaBoy said, to have him listen to himself. It's a total slap in the face, wake-up to reality call. It was live, on-the-air humiliation for all to hear and witness. This is the first step in a series of things that need to be done, and only Billy himself will do it. He's a repeated offender so sometimes it takes harsh experiences like last night to make people realize what they're doing to themselves. Good luck Billy, we're here for you every step and we love you.

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Fat Guy
01-17-2002, 05:10 PM
sometimes it takes harsh experiences like last night to make people realize what they're doing to themselves. Good luck Billy


I agree 100% with Effme.

Me no like AL.
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ROMEO
01-17-2002, 05:49 PM
Slam time, BILLY, DON'T BE A HERO, DON'T BE A FOOL WITH YOUR LIFE. Billy she drank you under the table, imagine what would have happened if you would have really hooked up,all the way, YUUUUCK. Billy leave it alone , look back over the fence, see the grass is'nt greener on this side. Good luck

GOD BLESS, ROMEO

The Librarian
01-17-2002, 06:44 PM
Although it was difficult to listen to, last nights show did produce the funniest line of 2002 so far:

Ron: Joe, I want you to get out there. I want them doing shots.

Joe: I don't know if I can go out there.

Ron: Why?

Joe: Because my "b"s just picked up my "d" and ran away.


Hilarious. Out of Billy's downfall comes Poo's rise.

IkeaBoy
01-17-2002, 07:03 PM
Joe: Because my "b"s just picked up my "d" and ran away.I said that was the funniest line last night in foundry chat librarian.

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"My review of 2001 the year is the same as my review of 2001: A Space Odyssey- overlong, hard to follow, and only enjoyable if you're really really stoned." - Lewis Black
"and I spent 14 years as a nuke"- <a href="http://www.capalert.com">CAPALERT</a> Guy on Harry Potter- Reviews, Jesus Style

RF Godfather
01-18-2002, 02:38 AM
Wow was that an eye opener! Train wreck radio never sounded more uncomfortable.

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THERAVEN
01-18-2002, 05:11 AM
Listening to Billy made me actually miss the Al Dukes drunk days, at least his were funny. I hope Billy gets help.

Also Horde King analyzing Billy on the air=RATINGZZZZZZZ
Just kidding, I know his heart was in the right place.

Alice S. Fuzzybutt
01-18-2002, 05:51 AM
TOTAL cringe radio! Billy was completely incoherent. What was he speaking? Esperanto?

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Fat Guy
01-18-2002, 06:33 AM
Dan,
How could even associate yourself with such a horrible bitch??

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This message was edited by Fat Guy on 1-18-02 @ 10:36 AM

Dan
01-18-2002, 06:42 AM
I was hammered long before I even met her...after the first night all my few contacts were trying to gather more evidence for the restraining order...

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Fat Guy
01-18-2002, 06:49 AM
I really shouldn't talk I've meet some horrible whacko bitch's too.

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