GVAC Blacks Out, Blames BlackSpider, then gives DrSteve Hell

[Gvac]

Hey buddy...

I just laughed really hard (fucking BlackSpider. The guy kills me) and I started blacking out.

It was weird...on the periphery of my field of vision it just got black and closed in until I had tunnel vision.

It was very hot and humid today and I'm on day 5 with no cigs. Does this have anything to do with it?

Am I dying?

Thanks!

[biggirl]

Hey buddy...

I just laughed really hard (fucking BlackSpider. The guy kills me) and I started blacking out.

It was weird...on the periphery of my field of vision it just got black and closed in until I had tunnel vision.

It was very hot and humid today and I'm on day 5 with no cigs. Does this have anything to do with it?

Am I dying?

Thanks!

Dammit Gvac you aren't dying!!!!

[BlackSpider]

Hey buddy...

I just laughed really hard (fucking BlackSpider. The guy kills me) and I started blacking out.

It was weird...on the periphery of my field of vision it just got black and closed in until I had tunnel vision.

It was very hot and humid today and I'm on day 5 with no cigs. Does this have anything to do with it?

Am I dying?

Thanks!

What did I do...?

[Gvac]

Hey buddy...

I just laughed really hard (fucking BlackSpider. The guy kills me) and I started blacking out.

It was weird...on the periphery of my field of vision it just got black and closed in until I had tunnel vision.

It was very hot and humid today and I'm on day 5 with no cigs. Does this have anything to do with it?

Am I dying?

Thanks!

Hey doc...

Much to my surprise I woke up today.

I was sure I was done for, but I guess miracles do happen.

Thanks for checking in on me though. :annoyed:

[~Katja~]

Hey doc...

Much to my surprise I woke up today.

I was sure I was done for, but I guess miracles do happen.

Thanks for checking in on me though. :annoyed:

you should have stuck around on hearustalk. He told us all the answer and we laughed and laughed... I am sorry gvac...

[Gvac]

Wait...WHAT?!?!??!

What's happening to me???

[RhinoinMN]

Wait...WHAT?!?!??!

What's happening to me???

Death by withdrawal.

[Gvac]

Death by withdrawal.

I knew it.

I'm heading out to the store for a pack of smokes.

Need anything?

[RhinoinMN]

I knew it.

I'm heading out to the store for a pack of smokes.

Need anything?

Rubbers.

[~Katja~]

I knew it.

I'm heading out to the store for a pack of smokes.

Need anything?

I am out of cheese. Hurry!

[Gvac]

I knew you bastards didn't care.

[RhinoinMN]

I knew it.

I'm heading out to the store for a pack of smokes.

Need anything?

Pick me up some potato salad too.

[biggirl]

I knew you bastards didn't care.

I care....don't you dare go and buy smokes....you've already made it a week!!! Ignore these mean people (katja, Rhino) I don't even know why you are friends with them. I would be your best friend forever if you gave me half a chance.

[Gvac]

I care....don't you dare go and buy smokes....you've already made it a week!!! Ignore these mean people (katja, Rhino) I don't even know why you are friends with them. I would be your best friend forever if you gave me half a chance.

I knew YOU would be there for me.

You're right.

Screw the rest of these bastards.

From now on it's just you and me, kid.

[Gvac]

Hey Dr. Steve?

It's OK. You don't have to take time out of your busy schedule to answer any of my questions and make sure I don't leave this plane of existence prematurely.

I understand how it is.

I understand perfectly.

[biggirl]

I knew YOU would be there for me.

You're right.

Screw the rest of these bastards.

From now on it's just you and me, kid.


Thanks Pops....



"kid" must be the reference for "under 30" - so I must still have a chance then?

[Gvac]

Time's a wastin'.

[biggirl]

Time's a wastin'.

we still have the rest of the summer.......

[BlackSpider]

Dr. Steve,
Gvac keeps accusing me of trying to kill him.
Is it possible to kill someone using message-board posts...


*Razorboy edit*

[razorboy]

Dr. Steve,
Gvac keeps accusing me of trying to kill him.
Is it possible to kill someone using posts...

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c297/razorboy_/newspaper.jpg

[BlackSpider]

He has forsaken us.
Probably for Golf...
He won't even stop me from killing Gvac...

[~Katja~]

He has forsaken us.
Probably for Golf...
He won't even stop me from killing Gvac...
he takes serious questions very serious and replies promptly. Thank you Dr. Steve!

[BlackSpider]

he takes Vaginal questions very serious and replies promptly. Thank you Dr. Steve!

Fixed...

[Dr Steve]

Hey buddy...

I just laughed really hard (fucking BlackSpider. The guy kills me) and I started blacking out.

It was weird...on the periphery of my field of vision it just got black and closed in until I had tunnel vision.

It was very hot and humid today and I'm on day 5 with no cigs. Does this have anything to do with it?

Am I dying?

Thanks!

#1) I know my problems are meaningless to you, but I had to take my damn board recertification exam last weekend and I've been hammered at work so I didn't have time to study and if I flunked the damn thing it'll be the first thing I've ever flunked so I'm freaking out though I read your question and was very concerned I saw you had lots of support and I just was paralyzed and couldn't bring myself to clearing out my inbox so sorry

#2) congrats on the smoking. I've been of the things since 1993 and it was the best thing I ever did. Pain in the ass, but worth it. Especially with cigs topping off at $10/pack (for the good ones, anyway). I used to smoke 3 packs a day, so I can empathize.

#3) you know good and well my CELL NUMBER and my EMAIL. :smile: I know you know, I just want to make sure everyone else here knows that I know that you know and that this giving me shit bit is just that.

#4) I once laughed so hard that I fainted. This friend of mine named Murray and I have this odd thing...we can generally say something that makes us both laugh uncontrollably...you know, the kind of laughing you can't stop if you tried, and if you do try, it just gets worse. I've only had that happen with one other person in my life...it's always been a mystery to me how that happens.

Anyway, the theory I came up with is this: you laugh so hard your face turns red, you're increasing the blood pressure to the brain. The body down-regulates your circulatory resistance (by dilating blood vessels) to bring the blood pressure back down to a normal level. Stop laughing suddenly and the blood pressure precipitously drops in the brain causing you to faint.

IMPORTANT NOTE: if you see someone faint, don't try to hold them upright. Lay them down gently if you can, and lift their LEGS up. This will restore blood flow to the brain quickly and they'll wake up. If you try to hold them upright, they may have a seizure on you and that's poopy.

your pal,


steve

[~Katja~]

#1) I know my problems are meaningless to you, but I had to take my damn board recertification exam last weekend and I've been hammersavaged at work so I didn't have time to study and if I flunked the damn thing it'll be the first thing I've ever flunked so I'm freaking out though I read your question and was very concerned I saw you had lots of support and I just was paralyzed and couldn't bring myself to clearing out my inbox so sorry

#2) congrats on the smoking. I've been of the things since 1993 and it was the best thing I ever did. Pain in the ass, but worth it. Especially with cigs topping off at $10/pack (for the good ones, anyway). I used to smoke 3 packs a day, so I can empathize.

#3) you know good and well my CELL NUMBER and my EMAIL. :smile: I know you know, I just want to make sure everyone else here knows that I know that you know and that this giving me shit bit is just that.

#4) I once laughed so hard that I fainted. This friend of mine named Murray and I have this odd thing...we can generally say something that makes us both laugh uncontrollably...you know, the kind of laughing you can't stop if you tried, and if you do try, it just gets worse. I've only had that happen with one other person in my life...it's always been a mystery to me how that happens.

Anyway, the theory I came up with is this: you laugh so hard your face turns red, you're increasing the blood pressure to the brain. The body down-regulates your circulatory resistance (by dilating blood vessels) to bring the blood pressure back down to a normal level. Stop laughing suddenly and the blood pressure precipitously drops in the brain causing you to faint.

IMPORTANT NOTE: if you see someone faint, don't try to hold them upright. Lay them down gently if you can, and lift their LEGS up. This will restore blood flow to the brain quickly and they'll wake up. If you try to hold them upright, they may have a seizure on you and that's poopy.

your pal,


steve

fixed for .net credibility!

[Dr Steve]

fixed for .net credibility!

ha ha, yes, "hammered" as in "savaged", "overworked", "destroyed", "overwhelmed"

not "hammered" as in "impaired", "drunk", "drop-down-stinking-s#$$-faced"

[Gvac]

#1) I know my problems are meaningless to you, but I had to take my damn board recertification exam last weekend and I've been hammered at work so I didn't have time to study and if I flunked the damn thing it'll be the first thing I've ever flunked so I'm freaking out though I read your question and was very concerned I saw you had lots of support and I just was paralyzed and couldn't bring myself to clearing out my inbox so sorry

#2) congrats on the smoking. I've been of the things since 1993 and it was the best thing I ever did. Pain in the ass, but worth it. Especially with cigs topping off at $10/pack (for the good ones, anyway). I used to smoke 3 packs a day, so I can empathize.

#3) you know good and well my CELL NUMBER and my EMAIL. :smile: I know you know, I just want to make sure everyone else here knows that I know that you know and that this giving me shit bit is just that.

#4) I once laughed so hard that I fainted. This friend of mine named Murray and I have this odd thing...we can generally say something that makes us both laugh uncontrollably...you know, the kind of laughing you can't stop if you tried, and if you do try, it just gets worse. I've only had that happen with one other person in my life...it's always been a mystery to me how that happens.

Anyway, the theory I came up with is this: you laugh so hard your face turns red, you're increasing the blood pressure to the brain. The body down-regulates your circulatory resistance (by dilating blood vessels) to bring the blood pressure back down to a normal level. Stop laughing suddenly and the blood pressure precipitously drops in the brain causing you to faint.

IMPORTANT NOTE: if you see someone faint, don't try to hold them upright. Lay them down gently if you can, and lift their LEGS up. This will restore blood flow to the brain quickly and they'll wake up. If you try to hold them upright, they may have a seizure on you and that's poopy.

your pal,


steve

#1) How DARE you say your problems are meaningless to me! You should be ashamed of yourself. I'm a very caring person and loyal friend. Now I'm hurt that you didn't seek counsel from me to help you deal with your mounting stress levels.

#2) I think quitting smoking is a bad thing if you've been doing it for as long as I have (25 years). My body doesn't know how to work without nicotine. I've sent it into toxic shock. I'm a fucking mess over here; no matter what I eat I get heartburn and diarrhea, and even though I'm drinking water by the gallon I keep getting muscle cramps. I'm giving this one more week and if I still feel like shit I'm going back to smoking.

#3) That's the most confusing thing I've ever read on this message board. Are you sure you're really a Doctor?

#4) So should I sue Spider if I pass out and hit my head? I heard Pre-Med and Pre-Law are the same so I figured I'd ask.


OK, that's it for now.

Good luck on the recertification.

[Contra]

This doesn't sound good, someone better prep Gvac's new body just in case.

[BlackSpider]

Well,
Now I feel like a fucking creep...

[disneyspy]

Well,
Now I feel like a fucking creep...

what kind of creep did you feel like before?

[BlackSpider]

I always saw myself as a nice guy who would do anything for others.
Now I'm killing Gvac, and drove a wedge between him and Dr. Steve,
also causing Dr. Steve to fail...

[Dell]

GVAC,

I care deeply about you. In my expert opinion, you are definitely on your way out. Live accordingly.

[Gvac]

GVAC,

I care deeply about you. In my expert opinion, you are definitely on your way out. Live accordingly.

Thanks buddy.

I appreciate it.

Please don't judge Spider too harshly. He doesn't understand the power he wields.

[TjM]

#1) I know my problems are meaningless to you, but I had to take my damn board recertification exam last weekend and I've been hammered at work


You shouldn't drink at work. You're a doctor for fuck sake!

[west milly Tom]

You shouldn't drink at work. You're a doctor for fuck sake!



Why do you think he's always so level?