Ron & Fez SiriusXM Listening Thread for July 20, 2009

[EliSnow]

Good morning my buddays!!

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[ToiletCrusher]

Morning buddays!

I am a great big fan of that picture but am concerned that I saw her last week at the local high school.

[Hottub]

Sweet merciful crap!!:wub:

Morning buddays.:bye:

[ANC]

Good Morning buddies :bye:

Had a fantastic weekend. Nothing but grilling and drinking beers in the pool.

[EliSnow]

Morning buddays!

I am a great big fan of that picture but am concerned that I saw her last week at the local high school.

Don't worry. She's 20.

[ToiletCrusher]

Don't worry. She's 20.

I wasn't worrying.

I was concerned because I saw her at a high school and she was fully clothed.

[burrben]

mornin buddays!

[Dell]

Hot pic there Eli... would have been a great 60's look sans navel piercing and addition of a huge mound... nice!

[spankyfrank]

Oh man so freakin pysched to be goin to Citi field to see Paul McCartney tomorrow night.

Yesterday was early Beatles day for me, today I'm gettin' my Solo Paul on.

Today's song should be Band On The Run.

:smoke:

[JimmieHats]

:bye:

[biggestmexi]

hello

[ralphbxny]

Morning Buddays.

Going to David Burke's place tonight...very excited!!!


But back on the road tomorrow.

[chefdoug68]

Morning Buddays.

Going to David Burke's place tonight...very excited!!!


But back on the road tomorrow.

Have the "Angry Lobster Cocktail" , it's awesome.

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

Hey Smellers,

I work at a restaurant here in NC too Chef Doug. What town you live in and were do you work buddy?

[barjockey]

High everyonehttp://hightimes.com/userdata/22/images/22_6.5_potc_01.jpg

:devil2:

[barjockey]

:glurps:Holy Sh*t I forgot to watch "Speed"

[ralphbxny]

Have the "Angry Lobster Cocktail" , it's awesome.

Thank you Chef...I will definitely keep it in mind. I am starving!!!!

[Dell]

Let's get this mutha rockin...

[barjockey]

Attention SCUM!!!

[Hottub]

:glurps:Holy Sh*t I forgot to watch "Speed"

Given the choice, I opted for Fight Club.

Sorry.

[Dell]

my watch must be fast... :unsure:

[ToiletCrusher]

Late again, eh?

[Hottub]

Wait for it...

[IMSlacker]

Late again, eh?

Yeah. Weird. O&A didn't run late today.

[Dell]

:clap:

[Meataball23]

Morning buddays!!!:bye:

[epo]

Its nice to know that the show starts at 10:03...so that they can squeeze in a commercial or two before the show.

[Dell]

Walter Cronkite?

[Hottub]

"Turn On The News" - Husker Du.

Clever.

[epo]

Walter Cronkite?

Absolutely.

[Dell]

nice opener...

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

Non de plume is gay!!!

[Edwin]

I am outing so many of my friends today.

[Misteriosa]

hey there buddays : bye:

i got me a mean sunburn yesterday at the beach. my clothes feel like sandpaper :o

[spankyfrank]

I'm callin shennanigans on Ronnie...

Cronkite wasn't just a talking head, he was a journalist when that actually meant something...

[Hottub]

Ichiban * Michael Vick released from Federal custody this morning.

[Dell]

Non de plume is gay!!!

*Oh yeah?!?!



(*credit again goes to Fez for this stunning comeback)

[BrodieBanky]

I'm callin shennanigans on Ronnie...

Cronkite wasn't just a talking head, he was a journalist when that actually meant something...

I agree, I'm really not with Ron on this one. I believe Cronkite wrote all his own copy, he wasn't just a "talking head".

[Furtherman]

I'm callin shennanigans on Ronnie...

Cronkite wasn't just a talking head, he was a journalist when that actually meant something...

Ron is also wrong about he not being the first - the term anchorman was created for his position. He essentially was the first.

[spankyfrank]

I think time has really just killed the job of being a Journalist because it's a real obsolete job due to the internet

[hammersavage]

I'm callin shennanigans on Ronnie...

I agree, I'm really not with Ron on this one.

Ron is also wrong about he not being the first

Weird not seeing Fez instead of Ron

[spankyfrank]

Now the truth comes out, Ron is bitter about his weekend....

[NateCantDance]

Ronny's ripping it up today. Did Fez call in sick again?

[RhinoinMN]

http://images.usatoday.com/life/photos/movies/macy.jpg

[PD]

I'm callin shennanigans on Ronnie...

Cronkite wasn't just a talking head, he was a journalist when that actually meant something...

agreed.
he went in the field, he was show editor.

[Misteriosa]

i hear fezzie singing in there...

[spankyfrank]

Another thing (which I'm sure he's bitter about)

The media is making a big deal about him because they have to, whether Ronnie realizes it or not, Cronkite was the guy every news person looked up to back in the day. It's kind of like when a music lengend who you don't really like their music but you respect them because of the work they did.

Ronnie is just bitter because of the news coverage.

[Misteriosa]

i dont know why ronnie is so annoyed by cronkite's praise in the news. ronnie's complaining about it like each piece of praise is being beaten out of his skin :smile:

[spankyfrank]

NASA was destroyed by the War on Drugs

[ralphbxny]

hey there buddays : bye:

i got me a mean sunburn yesterday at the beach. my clothes feel like sandpaper :o

Feel Better!!!

Those are the worst.

[Doogie]

Is Fez there today??

[NateCantDance]

I bet the weigh stations are few and far between on the way to the moon, good buddy.

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

Does that idiot trucker realize that in space once you have the initial velocity, that unless there are other forces acting on you, you will continue to move at that speed.

[Furtherman]

Yikes. How did that caller even get a license?

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

I think the finest thing we as humans ever did was to invent the wheel.

[underdog]

That trucker could have been the dumbest caller yet.

[NateCantDance]

Does that idiot trucker realize that in space once you have the initial velocity, that unless there are other forces acting on you, you will continue to move at that speed.

Trucker probably got his aerospace engineering degree from a state university. That chump.

[PD]

I think the finest thing we as humans ever did was to invent the wheel.

I woulda guessed Turkey Trot.

[A.J.]

I think the finest thing we as humans ever did was

Erin Andrews peephole video.

[PD]

Trucker probably got his aerospace engineering degree from a state university. Chump.

The best at Space Trucking was Deep Purple.

[Landblast]

I think the finest thing we as humans ever did was to invent the wheel.

any type of pot pie.

[A.J.]

The best at Space Trucking was Deep Purple.

But Pony Trekker led the way.

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

I woulda guessed Turkey Trot.
I was going to finish that statement with......

....because without the wheel I would never had made it in time to.....

Clearwater,Florida on Thanksgiving Day 2008 to walk the St. Petersburg Turkey Trot with Fezzie.

http://i365.photobucket.com/albums/oo92/chuckwagoncook_2008/012-1.jpg

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

any type of pot pie.
I love me some meat pie too.

That just might be what I get for dinner tonight.

Good on ya old boy.

[biggestmexi]

I think the finest thing we as humans ever did was to invent the wheel.

didja get mah uther message in that uther thred?

[spankyfrank]

Money unfortunetly is finite.

We can either explore space, or we can have decent health care.

Not both.

[epo]

I would argue that the greatest thing mankind has done is read the news on television.

[spankyfrank]

I would argue that the greatest thing mankind has done is read the news on television.

:clap::clap::clap:

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

didja get mah uther message in that uther thred?
I think I missed it.

Link me baby!

[ToiletCrusher]

Climate Control

End of discussion.

[Dell]

NASA was destroyed by the War on Drugs

How do you figure that (or was it a joke)...

When the cold war ended, we no longer needed NASA to help bankrupt the Soviet Union... been hard to get funds every since

There is an annual publication NASA produces called "Spinoff" for those interested in the items with NASA research origins

[biggestmexi]

I think I missed it.

Link me baby!

ill pm

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

Climate Control

End of discussion.
Were you watching Cash Cab this morning?

[ToiletCrusher]

Were you watching Cash Cab this morning?

No sir. I was and am at work.

Did they mention toiletcrusher or toilet crushing?

please tell me that the show mentioned me.

[spankyfrank]

How do you figure that (or was it a joke)...

When the cold war ended, we no longer needed NASA to help bankrupt the Soviet Union... been hard to get funds every since

There is an annual publication NASA produces called "Spinoff" for those interested in the items with NASA research origins

Nixon felt it more important to spend money on things like the War on Drugs then NASA. My point being basically NASA stopped being funded by the government after the Apollo missions.

[epo]

How do you figure that (or was it a joke)...

When the cold war ended, we no longer needed NASA to help bankrupt the Soviet Union... been hard to get funds every since

There is an annual publication NASA produces called "Spinoff" for those interested in the items with NASA research origins

No offense to the "bankrupt the Soviet Union" theories, but I'd look into declining oil prices in the 80's having a TON to do with the end of the Cold War. At previous rates of oil prices the Soviets might have outdone us, but that killed their economy.

[epo]

Miss Hank Kingsley...

http://www.bullz-eye.com/television/features/2008/images/punching_bags/hank_kingsley.jpg

[biggestmexi]

hey charlie......dont surf.


http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd50/Censport/Top%20Gear/seatbelts.jpg

[ANC]

You mean Electric Eel?

[Misteriosa]

did he say electric SEAL? not eel?

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

Eletric seal!!!!!!!!! :lol::lol::lol:

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

I'de get ahttp://liger.org/images/liger.jpg Liger.

[Meataball23]

Does Dave mean electric eel?

What the hell is an electric seal?

And which bond is he talking about?

[RhinoinMN]

Does Dave mean electric eel?

What the hell is an electric seal?

And which bond is he talking about?

Another Dave blown line of the day.

[Misteriosa]

And which bond is he talking about?

License to Kill i think

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

hey charlie......dont surf.


http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd50/Censport/Top%20Gear/seatbelts.jpg

Ahh I remember that one well, especially the brick wall. Good times. I'm actually about to torrent the latest episode right now.

[A.J.]

did he say electric SEAL? not eel?

There's only one electric Seal.

http://wwwc.aftonbladet.se/noje/0512/18/NOJE-18s34-seal-700_368.jpg

[epo]

Buffalo burgers are good. Buffalo steak is shit.

[MadMatt]

Does Dave mean electric eel?

What the hell is an electric seal?

And which bond is he talking about?

Yes, Dave is a freaking moron. They were Electric EELS, not seals. :wallbash:

And I think they were in "License to Kill."

[IMSlacker]

What the hell is an electric seal?

http://www.strapya-world.com/images/img10063041765.jpg

[IamFogHat]

Dave is a fucking maniac:lol:

[ANC]

It seals all that electric goodness in. wucka wucka

[RhinoinMN]

Buffalo burgers are good. Buffalo steak is shit.

And Buffalo Backs are gay.

[ANC]

And Buffalo Backs are gay.

what about Buffalo Soldiers?

[underdog]

Buffalo burgers are good. Buffalo steak is shit.

Aren't buffalo burgers supposed to be more lean, also?

[spankyfrank]

the only good place to have buffalo burgers is out west.

So delicious.

[Meataball23]

License to Kill i think

Stupid timothy dalton

Ive got the DVD b/c I was given a box set but I dont think ive ever seen it

[RhinoinMN]

A while ago, in efforts to monopolize the red meat market, Ted Turner made claims that the flatus from Beef cattle was destroying the ozone. He also claimed that the flatus from Buffalo didn't not have a negative effect.

[Meataball23]

Hate to constantly agree w/ Ron but I think having a big salt water pool and having a couple dolphins would be amazing

[Gvac]

I wonder why Fez fucking hates Ron so much.

He just doesn't give a shit about him or anything important to him.

And if I could have a wild animal it would be a Black Panther.

Top that, fuckers.

[epo]

Aren't buffalo burgers supposed to be more lean, also?

Yes. I must say that I completely disagree with the theory that "lean burger = good".

[Meataball23]

Dave is hilarious

Talks about his LOVE of the movies but never read any of the books.

I enjoy the movies but the books are on another level of greatness.

[biggestmexi]

Ahh I remember that one well, especially the brick wall. Good times. I'm actually about to torrent the latest episode right now.

half way through it.

love the car jezza test first.

and the car hammond..............

[Gvac]

Yes. I must say that I completely disagree with the theory that "lean burger = good".

So true. Fat is what gives meat its taste.

99% lean chop meat tastes like shit once you grill it up.

[MadMatt]

I wonder why Fez fucking hates Ron so much.

He just doesn't give a shit about him or anything important to him.

And if I could have a wild animal it would be a Black Panther.

Top that, fuckers.

First off, you're getting this for calling them animals:

http://www.hearsay.cc/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/ani-difranco.jpg

And Fez doesn't really care about anything outside of himself, thus no love for Ron.

[Hottub]

Yes. I must say that I completely disagree with the theory that "lean burger = good".

Agreed. You need a little bit of the bad stuff for flavor and juciness.
I good burger should also be accompanied by a nice, homemade potato salad.

[NateCantDance]

I've only been listening to the show for about 2 months. Who the hell is this "Fez" guy I keep hearing about.

[EliSnow]

So true. Fat is what gives meat its taste.

99% lean chop meat tastes like shit once you grill it up.

I won't grill any hamburgers leaner than 80%.

[Dell]

No offense to the "bankrupt the Soviet Union" theories, but I'd look into declining oil prices in the 80's having a TON to do with the end of the Cold War. At previous rates of oil prices the Soviets might have outdone us, but that killed their economy.

Cannot argue... fact or fiction... it was the congressional rationalization often cited during the cold war and the rationalization often cited after the cold war... it's hard to sell exploration and discovery on the hill

[PD]

its silly, but I laugh when ESD screetches at "Voldemort"

[epo]

So true. Fat is what gives meat its taste.

99% lean chop meat tastes like shit once you grill it up.

Ground meat is the perfect example of why a butcher is an artist in my opinion. Only a real butcher understands the balance between meat & fat to make a perfect ground meat for burgers.

And please, save me your indignity of your "great grocery store meat department". Trust me...its disgusting.

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

I typically hate romantic comedies but Loser was fuccin great. On a separate note, Mena Suvari's ass is amazing.

[ANC]

I wonder why Fez fucking hates Ron so much.

He just doesn't give a shit about him or anything important to him.

And if I could have a wild animal it would be a Black Panther.

Top that, fuckers.

Acceptable only if you name him Huey..

[EliSnow]

The movie The Godfather was smarter than the novel The Godfather.

[underdog]

Yes. I must say that I completely disagree with the theory that "lean burger = good".

Who thinks that?

[Dell]

I wonder why Fez fucking hates Ron so much.

He just doesn't give a shit about him or anything important to him.

And if I could have a wild animal it would be a Black Panther.

Top that, fuckers.

white people are so scared of ...

[Edwin]

Dave is hilarious

Talks about his LOVE of the movies but never read any of the books.

I enjoy the movies but the books are on another level of greatness.

But then doesn't the book ruin the movie for you? Always cringe when I hear the "the book was better" argument. If I never read it, who cares?

[epo]

Who thinks that?

Savages.

[ANC]

The movie The Godfather was smarter than the novel The Godfather.

I have to give the book a read. I have a hard copy of it signed by Mario Puzo. :thumbup:

[Hottub]

The movie The Godfather was smarter than the novel The Godfather.

The sex was better in the book.

[IamFogHat]

Yeah we used to get this man for Jimmy Day.
http://www.stevefriess.com/podcast/chubby-checker.jpg

[Meataball23]

But then doesn't the book ruin the movie for you? Always cringe when I hear the "the book was better" argument. If I never read it, who cares?

Sort of...I read the books all in a row when the 7th came out two summers ago. I liked the movies a lot before reading the books and they still hold up, but I really thought the books were just on another level.

[EliSnow]

The sex was better in the book.

You liked reading about Sonny's big dick?

[IMSlacker]

I'm loving Out Your Friends Monday. Was Whip 'em Out Wednesday this successful when it first started?

[ANC]

"And Harry Potter and all his wizard friends went straight to hell, for practicing witchcraft."

http://download.lardlad.com/framegrabs/CABF14/29.jpg

[ToiletCrusher]

Leopard > Black Panther

[EliSnow]

Someone tell the kid to turn down the radio.

Geez.

[Meataball23]

"And Harry Potter and all his wizard friends went straight to hell, for practicing witchcraft."

http://download.lardlad.com/framegrabs/CABF14/29.jpg

:clap::lol:

[ANC]

Leopard > Black Panther

"Hey, leopard. I said hey, leopard. I know you, leopard"

http://www.oldschoolreviews.com/images/movies/boys_life.jpg

[epo]

God bless this Bobo kid's summer...but his call-ins aren't very interesting.

[Gvac]

Leopard > Black Panther

They're the same thing.

A black panther still has spots, but the orange part of the fur is black also, so you don't see the black on black spots.

[Dell]

You liked reading about Sonny's big dick?

Rhetorical question...

[Gvac]

God bless this Bobo kid's summer...but his call-ins aren't very interesting.

It would have ruled if he called in to out Fez.

[IamFogHat]

I wonder if Johnna Bobo knows Fez has a secret?

[Meataball23]

I know Fez refuses to speak during interviews/call ins, but the bobo's are his friends....he couldnt chime in w/ anything?

[epo]

Has anyone called with the name "Gvac" for "Out your friends Monday"?

[EliSnow]

Has anyone called with the name "Gvac" for "Out your friends Monday"?

I don't think you understand the concept.

It's "Out Your Friends Monday."

[ToiletCrusher]

They're the same thing.

A black panther still has spots, but the orange part of the fur is black also, so you don't see the black on black spots.

That's like saying there are no races of people.

Phenotype makes the animal different.

[Hottub]

The implication there is that he has friends.

*EDIT* Stupid Eli!

[epo]

I would guarantee Conan's 18-35 demographic numbers are great. Between Conan and Fallon, they are a goldmine for ad dollars.

[Meataball23]

I think conan is hilarious and I have zero clue why Fez hates him so much

The disrespect thing to letterman is bs

[PD]

The movie The Godfather was smarter than the novel The Godfather.

and Jaws book by Peter Benchley better.

(yah, i know this is late response)

[Gvac]

That's like saying there are no races of people.

Phenotype makes the animal different.

Nope, a black panther is basically an albino leopard.

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2395/2094338635_685dc264bb.jpg

You can see the spots and markings.

[Meataball23]

How is it possible that Fez never saw speed?

What year is it??

[epo]

Wait. Fez had never seen Speed before?

What the bloody fuck?

[Furtherman]

Well, Speed was pitched and marketed as "Die Hard on a bus".

[ToiletCrusher]

Nope, a black panther is basically an albino leopard.

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2395/2094338635_685dc264bb.jpg

You can see the spots and markings.


Meh.

Either way, your animal has nothing on to that chimp that took Xanax.

[Gvac]

The name black panther is used to describe a variety of species of cats that display a melanism trait, which makes them black. A black panther is not a separate species, but rather a regular jaguar or leopard that carries this genetic mutation. Most do not know that “black panther” and “black leopard” are used interchangeably in zoological terms.

And that's the last I'll say on the subject.

[ANC]

"I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to speed around the city,
keeping its speed over fifty. And if its speed dropped, the bus
would explode! I think it was called... 'The bus that couldn't slow
down'."

http://www.quotedb.com/images/authors/homer_simpson.jpg

[IMSlacker]

Why did the cops still put actual money in the trash can for Dennis Hopper after they already got everyone off the bus?

[A.J.]

Nope, a black panther is basically an albino leopard.

Coming down your marble hall?

[EliSnow]

*EDIT* Stupid Eli!

Knock off the personal attacks.

[epo]

Wouldn't that abortion Speed 2 made for a better Movie Club movie?

[Gvac]

Coming down your marble hall?

Well you can say I told you so.

[A.J.]

Knock off the personal attacks.

You should probably check another thread for those.

[A.J.]

Well you can say I told you so.

You complete me.

[EliSnow]

You should probably check another thread for those.

I'll be right back.

[EliSnow]

Was Keanu Reeves a detective in Speed? I just thought he was a lower ranked SWAT cop.

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

I was about to make a joke about Sandra Bullock being in "Speed on a Boat" then I just remembered it was actually a sequel to Speed. I think it was called cruise control.

[Meataball23]

"I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to speed around the city,
keeping its speed over fifty. And if its speed dropped, the bus
would explode! I think it was called... 'The bus that couldn't slow
down'."

http://www.quotedb.com/images/authors/homer_simpson.jpg

:clap::lol:

Hahha that is so great

2/2 today, nice work

[Edwin]

"Speed" is a movie I know stinks, but I will always watch it when it's on. Like "Dantes Peak" and "Air Force One". Just hilariously bad.

[IamFogHat]

"I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to speed around the city,
keeping its speed over fifty. And if its speed dropped, the bus
would explode! I think it was called... 'The bus that couldn't slow
down'."

http://www.quotedb.com/images/authors/homer_simpson.jpg

:clap:

[ToiletCrusher]

Any feline is terrible.

This is what I am going to see about tomorrow.

http://images.craigslist.org/3kc3md3pcZZZZZZZZZ97ke53e6c36a5b91d0c.jpg

A real animal.

Obedient, faithful, handsome.

[ANC]

I was just sending that to Ron :wallbash:

Film: Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure (1989)
The situation: As the jauntily clueless airhead Ted, Reeves witnesses a phone booth -- actually a time-travel machine -- fall out of the sky.
He says: ''Whoa.''
He means: ''Hmmm. You don't see that every day.''

Film: Point Break (1991)
The situation: Undercover FBI agent Reeves jumps out of a plane to prove to a gang of surfers-cum-robbers that he's as hip as they are.
He says: ''Whoa.''
He means: ''Although I'm doing this as part of my law-enforcement duties, I believe I am actually enjoying myself.''

Film: Speed (1994)
The situation: Bomb-squad stud Reeves is lowered down a shaft to try to save hostages trapped inside an explosives-laden elevator.
He says: ''Whoa.''
He means: ''Please stop my descent. I've reached my destination.''

Film: The Devil's Advocate (1997)
The situation: Reeves joins a shady law firm, gets rich, meets the devil (who turns out to be his boss and his dad), then realizes it was all a dream.
He says: ''Whoa.''
He means: ''Two hours of exposition for this Dallas rip-off?''

Film: The Matrix (1999)
The situation: Training inside a computer simulation, Reeves watches mentor Laurence Fishburne leap from one skyscraper to the next.
He says: ''Whoa.''
He means: ''What an effective demonstration of why the laws of physics don't necessarily apply in this virtual reality. Thanks.''

[ANC]

:clap::lol:

Hahha that is so great

2/2 today, nice work

:clap:

http://www.fiberglassrv.com/board/style_emoticons/default/bow.gif

[IamFogHat]

It's just a bit of fun.

[Misteriosa]

good job ronnie :)

fucking rube...

[schabadoo]

what year is it?

[epo]

Baba Booey? Is this 1991?

[IamFogHat]

Aww, baby boy got his feelings hurt.

[Gvac]

You complete me.

http://www.timeisonourside.com/KeithTaylor72.jpg

[underdog]

What a great prank call.

[A.J.]

That was a cutting edge crank call.

[Gvac]

Any feline is terrible.

This is what I am going to see about tomorrow.

http://images.craigslist.org/3kc3md3pcZZZZZZZZZ97ke53e6c36a5b91d0c.jpg

A real animal.

Obedient, faithful, handsome.

Hideous.

Looks like it'll rip your throat out while you sleep.

Looks half retarded, too.

[Misteriosa]

That was a cutting edge crank call.

and i love how ronnie got him to repeat it. you could hear the squeaky wheels turning as it slowly dawned on the caller who was really getting pranked :tongue:

[ToiletCrusher]

That was a cutting edge crank call.

crank call?

What are you, 60?

[ToiletCrusher]

Hideous.

Looks like it'll rip your throat out while you sleep.

Looks half retarded, too.

I thought the same thing. That thing can barely keep its eyes open.

But even retarded puppies need a wall to constantly run into.

[biggestmexi]

Well you can say I told you so.

You complete me.

http://www.geocities.com/movievillains/DrEvilMiniMe.jpg

[Anthony Sodomy]

fuck you all

bababooey bababooey bababooey bababooey bababooey bababooey bababooey bababooey bababooey bababooey bababooey

[IamFogHat]

crank call?

What are you, 60?

Burns has a mother? She must be a hundred million years old!

[A.J.]

crank call?

What are you, 60?

Almost.

[Gvac]

Fez is fucking crazy.

Seriously.

What a nut job.

Competing against people on line at the supermarket?

CUCKOO! CUCKOO! CUCKOO!

[epo]

This is the worst competition I've ever heard about. Wait second-worst after the pointless beard competition.

[biggestmexi]

fuck you all

bababooey bababooey bababooey bababooey bababooey bababooey bababooey bababooey bababooey bababooey bababooey

http://weblogs.newsday.com/entertainment/tv/blog/dr_evil.jpg

[ToiletCrusher]

Almost.

I'm closer in age to you than you are to 60.

[Meataball23]

The only prank calls are from that little show out of ann arbour


SHOCKANDJOCKSHOCKANDJOCKSHOCKANDJOCKSHOCKANDJOCSHO CKANDJOCK!!!

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

fuck you all

bababooey bababooey bababooey bababooey bababooey bababooey bababooey bababooey bababooey bababooey bababooey

I'm sorry I couldn't really read that, could you repeat it? http://www.sherv.net/cm/emo/rude/1/fist.gif

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

Fez is fucking crazy.

Seriously.

What a nut job.

Competing against people on line at the supermarket?

CUCKOO! CUCKOO! CUCKOO!

Umm. . . I do that too. Sometimes if I see someone heading for the same line as me I try to cut them off. It's a bit aggressive but it is entertaining.

[ANC]

In the single days, I never used a wingman. a confident solo mission is surprisingly effective.

[Misteriosa]

Umm. . . I do that too. Sometimes if I see someone heading for the same line as me I try to cut them off. It's a bit aggressive but it is entertaining.

the pissed off faces are gold :laugh:

[Landblast]

for fez to proclaim ...he's alittle too picky....for him to think we all dont know that is weird

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

the pissed off faces are gold :laugh:

Yeah it's fun watching them wanting to say something but being too flustered to come up with anything.

for fez to proclaim ...he's alittle too picky....for him to think we all dont know that is weird

Hey are you gonna keep dropping fragments, or are you going to put a subject to a predicate?

[Hottub]

In the single days, I never used a wingman. a confident solo mission is surprisingly effective.

He was bangin' cocktail waitresses 3 at a time.
I couldn't even get a drink.

[IamFogHat]

Anyone else's volume a little fucked up today?

[IMSlacker]

n/m - got my Adams confused.

[ANC]

He was bangin' cocktail waitresses 3 at a time.
I couldn't even get a drink.

:laugh:

[A.J.]

In the single days, I never used a wingman. a confident solo mission is surprisingly effective.

I'm single and was grounded for poor performance.

[ToiletCrusher]

wow. sad spy report.

[Edwin]

Meryl Streep Monday...smell like Streep, for cheap!

http://m2.wnymedia.net/files/2007/08/mcclure.jpg

[ANC]

I'm single and was grounded for poor performance.
:laugh:

[Hottub]

I'm single and was grounded for poor performance.

These days there's help.

http://www.icampeao.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/viagra_26.jpg

[Landblast]

Hey are you gonna keep dropping fragments, or are you going to put a subject to a predicate?

subject: fez
predicate: picky

[Meataball23]

As someone who will occasionally do it...Im going w/ the missed gimmie putt. An absolutley brutal feeling.

If theres a high sky and some wind pop ups can be really tough

[IMSlacker]

Dave's right. Missed slam dunk is the most embarrassing.

[A.J.]

I gotta disagree with Ron about Tom Watson's collapse yesterday. Nothing comes close to Greg Norman's in the 1996 Masters Tournament.

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

Being Gay and going to a Gay bar to pick someone up and going home alone......must be the most embarrassing thing.

[Dell]

I gotta disagree with Ron about Tom Watson's collapse yesterday. Nothing comes close to Greg Norman's in the 1996 Masters Tournament.

How about Phil Mickelson in last year's US Open... ouch

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

subject: fez
predicate: picky

Too bad picky is not verb.

[Hottub]

Striking out in wiffleball.

[epo]

I gotta disagree with Ron about Tom Watson's collapse yesterday. Nothing comes close to Greg Norman's in the 1996 Masters Tournament.

Absolutely. Also I'd add Jean VandeVeld to that list.

[Landblast]

Too bad picky is not verb.

dude what is this english class i suck at it

[Hottub]

Ripping your pants in the middle of Central Park.

[IMSlacker]

I gotta disagree with Ron about Tom Watson's collapse yesterday. Nothing comes close to Greg Norman's in the 1996 Masters Tournament.

I didn't watch yesterday, but the Greg Norman meltdown would be tough to beat.

[IMSlacker]

So, now all the truckers are just going to call in and out other truckers?

[biggestmexi]

Being Gay and going to a Gay bar to pick someone up and going home alone......must be the most embarrassing thing.

having problems chuckwagoncook?

you should call that in :clap:

[IamFogHat]

Fez didn't apologize to Sheepy in real life? Yikes.:blink:

[Meataball23]

How about Phil Mickelson in last year's US Open... ouch


do you mean the open that was at winged foot? 2005 i think

[IMSlacker]

I missed an open net shot in soccer once when I was a kid. That was pretty embarrassing.

[epo]

A shot block happens 5 times a game. This caller is an idiot.

[epo]

Fez didn't apologize to Sheepy in real life? Yikes.:blink:

That is just weird.

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

having problems chuckwagoncook?

you should call that in :clap:
I lost my phone.:down:

And Annie won't let me have hers.

[Meataball23]

Fez didn't apologize to Sheepy in real life? Yikes.:blink:

Brutal

Is Fez mad at sheepy for going out then back in?

[Dell]

do you mean the open that was at winged foot? 2005 i think

man time flies... the one where Phil only needed a bogey or better on the last hole and posted a triple I think... didn't even get a playoff... driver in the trees... trouble getting out of the trees... one bad decision after the other...

[ANC]

:laugh: american beauty drop,

[Misteriosa]

lol! what is that drop from? :lol:

[Landblast]

I missed an open net shot in soccer once when I was a kid. That was pretty embarrassing.

i whiffed a penalty shot in hockey when i was 12 there was like 1000 people watching

[Meataball23]

man time flies... the one where Phil only needed a bogey or better on the last hole and posted a triple I think... didn't even get a playoff... driver in the trees... trouble getting out of the trees... one bad decision after the other...

Yup - drove it onto the roof of the hospitality tent and then tried for a miracle second shot which was just a disaster.

Love the big lefty though

[ANC]

lol! what is that drop from? :lol:

:laugh: american beauty drop,

:wink:

[Misteriosa]

here's the movies website:

http://orphan-movie.warnerbros.com/

[EliSnow]

I let a touchdown pass bounce off my chest in a playoff game my sophmore year. Now, there was a penalty on that play and it would have counted, and I did an amazing one handed catch later on, but that had to be the most embarassing sports moment of my life.

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

Spy Report!!!

ToiletCrusher spotted downtown attempting to stop a runaway SUV!!!

http://www.toiletmuseum.com/techno/TimeTraveler2.jpg

[IamFogHat]

Now we get into the crazy talk portion of the show.

[barjockey]

Fez is gonna adopt??

[Eltron6000]

and the part where ron makes a great point, followed by 5-10 seconds of silence, then a comment by fez that completely glazes over what ron said

[Eltron6000]

jesus i don't know if i can go through this much longer. i mean is it me or does it get worse every day?

do they have a live video feed for ron and fez? i'd love to see fez's face when he makes these absurb arguments.

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

Transformer

[Meataball23]

Love lleeder

[biggestmexi]

Spy Report!!!

ToiletCrusher spotted downtown attempting to stop a runaway SUV!!!

http://www.toiletmuseum.com/techno/TimeTraveler2.jpg

hey wait a second.

this is the car fez is bringing up.

[IMSlacker]

Gary Debar-Debella?

[ToiletCrusher]

Spy Report!!!

ToiletCrusher spotted downtown attempting to stop a runaway SUV!!!

http://www.toiletmuseum.com/techno/TimeTraveler2.jpg

How dare you tell people about my day job!

[Misteriosa]

peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat.

[ANC]

This is just a rework of Peanut Butter Jelly Time.

[IMSlacker]

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[Meataball23]

The icecream and cake song is going to give me an aneurysm

[Misteriosa]

this "peanut butter jelly time" rip off is just like the Jamba juice "get your war on" thing:

http://consumerist.com/5318578/jamba-juice-rips-off-get-your-war-on-comic-for-ad-campaign

Jamba Juice has decided to totally bite the style of the popular-among-some comic "Get Your War On" to pimp their lame "cubicle-cation" campaign. Ripping off indie tshirt designers we're used to, but comics? By juice franchises? GYWO creator David Rees responded, "Whoever made this ad is probably a 22 year-old "creative" at some ad agency in Tech Valley, CA. Way to think outside the box, sonny. Have fun snorting cocaine at the nightclub you go to with your friends who work at Twitter or wherever. And no, Adult Swim will NOT buy your stupid cartoon you're developing with your housemates about four guys who work at an ad agency but are secretly lobsters." Nuff said.

[CruelCircus]

Isn't this basically just "It's Peanut Butter & Jelly Time?"

[Landblast]

ice cream and cake thanks alot (http://ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=19675&highlight=song+stuck)

[Hottub]

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[barjockey]

I miss the Macarena

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[IamFogHat]

I miss asexual Fez.