16-Year-Old Strippers?

[Jujubees2]

Yes, it's legal in my home state of Rhode Island!

Minors in R.I. can be strippers (http://www.projo.com/news/content/teen_dancers_07-21-09_Q6F39ID_v80.3985e27.html)

[Furtherman]

Well, probably not for long since now everyone knows about the loophole.

[burrben]

i dont think a piece of news has ever made me this hard

[drjoek]

And you guys wonder why I love the Ocean state?

[brettmojo]

Guess this makes up for the lack of sports teams.

[Dougie Brootal]

im on the way!

[drjoek]

Now everyone knows what we are going to do at my beachparty!

[Jujubees2]

Is the Foxy Lady still around? I know it was Mo Vaughn's favorite!

[Dougie Brootal]

Now everyone knows what we are going to do at my beachparty!

im on the way!

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[ScottFromGA]

finally, ONE state gets it right!

[Contra]

Let's see, google maps, PA to RI...

[mikeyboy]

im on the way!

16 year old girls.

[A.J.]

Smallest state...yet the biggest heart.

[razorboy]

Rhode Trip!!!

[Gvac]

Every once in awhile a state comes along and reaffirms your faith in this great nation of ours.

God Bless America.

http://www.marshallhammondwedding.info/contentimage/god-bless-america.jpg

[Dougie Brootal]

16 year old girls.

im sure they have something else for a gentleman of my discerning tastes.

[razorboy]

im sure they have something else for a gentleman of my discerning tastes.

Sixteen-year-old trannies?

[ToiletCrusher]

I will go ahead and say that this is the century's greatest story.

I know it is an early entry but this one has steam.

[Dougie Brootal]

Sixteen-year-old trannies?

now we're talkin!

[RhinoinMN]

Every once in awhile a state comes along and reaffirms your faith in this great nation of ours.

God Bless America.

http://www.marshallhammondwedding.info/contentimage/god-bless-america.jpg

I'm pretty sure every one of them is over 30.

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

im on the way!
You'll never get the job old lady

[Dougie Brootal]

You'll never get the job old lady

i supported you during the whole fez debacle... :flush:

[joethebartender]

At least you won't have to hear that whole "I'm putting myself through college/grad school" bullshit.

[brettmojo]

At least you won't have to hear that whole "I'm putting myself through college/grad school" bullshit.
Yeah but now you gotta' hear,"So do you want a dance or what? I have study hall in 15 minutes."

[joethebartender]

Yeah but now you gotta' hear,"So do you want a dance or what? I have study hall in 15 minutes."

Hot.

[underdog]

Is the Foxy Lady still around? I know it was Mo Vaughn's favorite!

Foxy Lady sucks.

Club Fantasies is where its at. And I'm pretty sure they've had 16 year old strippers for quite some time now.

[epo]

Every once in awhile a state comes along and reaffirms your faith in this great nation of ours.

God Bless America.

http://www.marshallhammondwedding.info/contentimage/god-bless-america.jpg

I thought you loved women after 40?

[MacVittie]

State law currently allows indoor prostitution

:thumbup:

[boosterp]

I'll be the dissenting voice here, 16 is still a kid and not a turn on.

Now indoor prostitution, hey I am only a man so I'm game.

[TheMojoPin]

Every once in awhile a state comes along and reaffirms your faith in this great nation of ours.

God Bless America.

http://www.marshallhammondwedding.info/contentimage/god-bless-america.jpg

Gvac apparently loves gigantic, hiked-up panties.

Who knew?

[biggirl]

Gross....those 16 year old girls are someone's daughters...I hate to think there are such pervs out there now that I have a beautiful baby girl...

[MacVittie]

Gross....those 16 year old girls are someone's daughters...I hate to think there are such pervs out there now that I have a beautiful baby girl...

I'd venture to guess that all women are someone's daughter, regardless of whether their 16 or 66.

[Gmann]

RF.NET Road Trip !!!


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[biggirl]

I'd venture to guess that all women are someone's daughter, regardless of whether their 16 or 66.

Hey...if my daughter is stripping at age 66...more power to her!

[ScottFromGA]

ive always said if my daughter plans on being in the adult industry business, I would have no problem with it as long as she was getting PAID and PAID very well.


now if she was working in a seedy, rundown piece of shit stripper joint making less than desired living wages, I'd try to steer her in another direction.

basically, My teachings will try to lead her to a normal life....but what exactly is a normal life these days?

and on another note, I wonder how many 16 year olds put in applications TODAY alone to be strippers now.

and another question....you can go watch a 16 year old strip, but catch one picture of a 16 year old on your computer and you go to prison? How the fuck does that work?

[Russel P]

Gross....those 16 year old girls are someone's daughters...I hate to think there are such pervs out there now that I have a beautiful baby girl...

All us "pervs" are also someone's son. None of us stay sweet babies forever.
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[DarkHippie]

no one does clams like rhode island

[NateCantDance]

Gross....those 16 year old girls are someone's daughters...I hate to think there are such pervs out there now that I have a beautiful baby girl...

Don't worry Gwen, here in MN we wait a full two more years before we perv out over your daughter!

[Moe Lester]

rhode island RULES. and so close to me!

[PerryWinkle]

Let me know when they drop the age to 14, then I'll be ready for the road trip

[BlackSpider]

Let me know when they drop the age to 14, then I'll be ready for the road trip

Are you taking the Van...?

[PerryWinkle]

Are you taking the Van...?

hell yeah. if you want to ride along, there's plenty of room in the back, just move the shovels and rolls of tape out of the way

[Dougie Brootal]

All us "pervs" are also someone's son. None of us stay sweet babies forever.
http://i29.tinypic.com/2wc4c40.jpg

*insert jon benet ramsey pic*

some of us do....

[biggirl]

Don't worry Gwen, here in MN we wait a full two more years before we perv out over your daughter!

Thanks Nate....makes me feel so much better...

[BlackSpider]

hell yeah. if you want to ride along, there's plenty of room in the back, just move the shovels and rolls of tape out of the way

You're gonna have to lose about four bags of lime...

[Moe Lester]

Foxy Lady sucks.

Club Fantasies is where its at. And I'm pretty sure they've had 16 year old strippers for quite some time now.

i agree. im a fan of cheaters myself. gotta love the grime.

[SatCam]

I imagine labor laws would allow them to strip only between the hours of 6am and 11pm (1:30 am if no school the next day) for a maximum of 48 hours per week.

[brettmojo]

Gross....those 16 year old girls are someone's daughters...I hate to think there are such pervs out there now that I have a beautiful baby girl...
Thanks for the input Debbie Downer...

http://www.fluxw.com/debbie.gif

[scottinnj]

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"We're Rhode Island Bound!"

[scottinnj]

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Beat me! Nice dude!

[~Katja~]

Just as long as the teens submit work permits, and are off the stripper’s pole by 11:30 on school nights.
:laugh: as if

[Gvac]

When I was in Denmark I saw a strip club with a sign outside that said "Dancers 16-23."

I was so excited.

Fucking 24 hour clock.

[BlackSpider]

When I was in Denmark I saw a strip club with a sign outside that said "Dancers 16-23."

I was so excited.

Fucking 24 hour clock.

Damn those Dutch pricks and their metric clocks...

[~Katja~]

Damn those Dutch pricks and their metric clocks...
???

http://desktop.google.com/plugins/images/metricclock_2853.gif

[BlackSpider]

???

http://desktop.google.com/plugins/images/metricclock_2853.gif

What's the red X for...?
'cause X is 10 and metric is based on 10...???

[~Katja~]

What's the red X for...?
'cause X is 10 and metric is based on 10...???

http://images2.cafepress.com/nocache/product/30924592v2147483647_350x350_Front.jpg
a metric clock, but we don't use 20h, do we

[SatCam]

http://images2.cafepress.com/nocache/product/30924592v2147483647_350x350_Front.jpg
a metric clock, but we don't use 20h, do we

"Do you think Canada should move from the 20 hour clock to the 24 hour clock?"



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[DJEvelEd]

I've been banging 16 year olds since I was 13. Not a big deal.

Especially when they have the vagina & mouth of a 40 year old.

[ScottFromGA]

thread ender.

[Patient zer0]

My question is this.
If someone were to take a pic of a 16 year old stripper in a legal state.

And that person were to upload that to the interwebs, would that be considered child pornography?

Just a thought I had when the buddys were talking about it as any act with a said 16 year old is legal in one state would be illegal in others.

[Gvac]

It really is confusing. We have states in this country where the age of consent is as low as 14, which is pretty creepy if you ask me.

If you had a 14 yr old girlfriend in one of those states where it was legal, could you move to a state where it wasn't and have her live with you?

I have no idea how the laws work.

[disneyspy]

most of the founding fathers married 13 and 14 year old girls while they were in their 20s,16 seems old enuf to strip lookin at it that way

[Serpico1103]

My question is this.
If someone were to take a pic of a 16 year old stripper in a legal state.

And that person were to upload that to the interwebs, would that be considered child pornography?

Just a thought I had when the buddys were talking about it as any act with a said 16 year old is legal in one state would be illegal in others.

Loading on the web would be a federal crime.
States don't recognize other states age parameters. There was a couple that got married in one state, moved to another state. In their current state they were under age. The husband was charged with statutory rape.

But, every case is unique.

[brettmojo]

I didn't think taking pictures inside a strip club was allowed anyway.

[Serpico1103]

I didn't think taking pictures inside a strip club was allowed anyway.

I don't think it's a crime, just against club policy.

[drjoek]

I don't think it's a crime, just against club policy.

If you want to take a severe beating pull out a cellphone camera in a titty bar.
You could pull out your mule and get less attention. I was in a place down in Key West and a guy was messing around pretending to pull out his camera and take a picture. They rained hell on him in no time flat.
And this is in Key West where laws are merely an after thought on Duval Street

[DiabloSammich]

I'm surprised this thread hasn't attracted more spam.

[west milly Tom]

I skipped page two o forgive me if thi is a repeat: Is it legal for an adult to bang a sixteen year ord ir the Ocean State?

[Serpico1103]

I skipped page two o forgive me if thi is a repeat: Is it legal for an adult to bang a sixteen year ord ir the Ocean State?

Take your hand off your dick and type with two hands.

16 is the age of consent in RI.

[disneyspy]

If you want to take a severe beating pull out a cellphone camera in a titty bar.
You could pull out your mule and get less attention. I was in a place down in Key West and a guy was messing around pretending to pull out his camera and take a picture. They rained hell on him in no time flat.
And this is in Key West where laws are merely an after thought on Duval Street

isnt that where all the gay bars are?

musta got lost eh doc?

[drjoek]

isnt that where all the gay bars are?

musta got lost eh doc?

Nah
yes theres a big gay population but they also have some of the best bars ,fishing snorkeling in the US

Rule of thumb if the bar has a # in its name stay out of it if your straight

[Hottub]

Thank you counselor. (from yesterday's L.T.)

It breaks down like this: it's legal to fuck a prostitute, it's legal to pay her, and, if you're the proprietor of a strip bar, it's legal to sell it. It's legal to carry a prostitute, but that doesn't really matter 'cause - get a load of this - if you get stopped by the cops in Rhode Island, it's illegal for them to search you. I mean, that's a right the cops in Rhode Island don't have.

[hanso]

Sure I'll take two

[Jujubees2]

Damn you mayor!

Mayor Cicilline signs order banning minors in strip clubs (http://newsblog.projo.com/2009/07/mayor-cicilline-9.html)

[drjoek]

Damn you mayor!

Mayor Cicilline signs order banning minors in strip clubs (http://newsblog.projo.com/2009/07/mayor-cicilline-9.html)

That son of a bitch

[underdog]

Damn you mayor!

Mayor Cicilline signs order banning minors in strip clubs (http://newsblog.projo.com/2009/07/mayor-cicilline-9.html)

If Buddy was still in power, this never would have happened.

[drjoek]

If Buddy was still in power, this never would have happened.

Buddy Cianci would be "in da club"

[Jujubees2]

If Buddy was still in power, this never would have happened.

Buddy Cianci would be "in da club"

Kicking ass and taking names (or kickbacks)...

[drjoek]

Kicking ass and taking names (or kickbacks)...

Smacking guys with ashtrays and shit
puttin out cigarettes in their eyes

Buddy was the man

[Contra]

Damn you mayor!

Mayor Cicilline signs order banning minors in strip clubs (http://newsblog.projo.com/2009/07/mayor-cicilline-9.html)

Oh the humanity!

[Jujubees2]

Unemployment among 16-18 year-old girls is about to rise in Rhode Island.

[boosterp]

Unemployment among 16-18 year-old girls is about to rise in Rhode Island.

Not with the legal prostitution.

[DJEvelEd]

If you're in the back of an RV cruising down I-95 with your 16 year old girlfriend's asshole smothering your cock, Is it legal if the sodomy started in a sodomy-friendly state and then ended up in an anti-sodomy state?
Can the cock be Grandfathered in?

[Jujubees2]

If you're in the back of an RV cruising down I-95 with your 16 year old girlfriend's asshole smothering your cock, Is it legal if the sodomy started in a sodomy-friendly state and then ended up in an anti-sodomy state?
Can the cock be Grandfathered in?

I think you're looking at federal charges now that you've brought it across state lines...