Sending My Child Away

[biggirl]

Went on a mom/kids camping adventure yesterday. Stopped at the grocery store to pick up some food. My 6 year old, Burkely, was arguing with me about which kind of pickles to buy...ended up with 2 broken jars of dill pickles all over my feet.

I wasn't quite sure if the other moms were bringing alcohol. After the grocery store incident I didn't care. I stopped off at the liquor store and bought 3 bottles of wine for last night.

Found out all of the moms were having problems with their kids too...they each brought alcohol. So we put the kids to bed...sat by the fire and chatted til 2 am while drinking..

at 9 am Burkely wakes me up to yell at me about shrimp and that he hasn't had it for a long time and wouldn't let up. On my way home I called Rhino and said "Can Burkely please go up north with your parents?"

Is this ok? I kinda feel guilty sending him away, but he has really been on my nerves lately...

[ToiletCrusher]

Everyone needs a break.

Don't feel guilty.

[biggirl]

What if I said...."Rhino, can Burkely move in with your parents?" Maybe Rhino would move back in with his parents too...Wow, my life would be perfect.

[ToiletCrusher]

You'll still need company.

[biggirl]

You'll still need company.

I will call you if I get bored.

[topless_mike]

i think its ok to feel that way, but to actually want to isnt.
imagine what would go thru burke's head if he had to go live with somebody else for a while.

thinking this should be moved to "thats life"...

[biggirl]

i think its ok to feel that way, but to actually want to isnt.
imagine what would go thru burke's head if he had to go live with somebody else for a while.

thinking this should be moved to "thats life"...

I don't really mean it...I tend to joke a bit. I take being a mom really serious.

[drjoek]

What if I said...."Rhino, can Burkely move in with your parents?" Maybe Rhino would move back in with his parents too...Wow, my life would be perfect.Then i could move to RI and live happily ever after with drjoek

fixed:wub:

[biggirl]

fixed:wub:

Thank you for making me smile...I feel better now.

[EliSnow]

i think its ok to feel that way, but to actually want to isnt.
imagine what would go thru burke's head if he had to go live with somebody else for a while.

thinking this should be moved to "thats life"...

Let's see how it goes, unless biggirl doesn't want jokes told, and I'll move it now.

[Marc with a c]

there's 'north' of minnesota?

[biggirl]

Let's see how it goes, unless biggirl doesn't want jokes told, and I'll move it now.

I like jokes...I am really good at taking them. Thanks!

[mikeyboy]

there's 'north' of minnesota?

Santa has to make the toys somewhere.

[PD]

yes, everyone needs time alone for "respite".
there is nothing wrong, as long as the kids don't see it as punishment.

[mikeyboy]

Next month my wife is performing in Scotland for a week and my sister in law is taking my kids to Scranton. I have a feeling I'll be fine.

[Marc with a c]

you should come to scranton with them. we can have a play date.

[RhinoinMN]

fuck you and your tags doc!

[RhinoinMN]

and to clarify, the boy is more or less going on vaca with his grandparents. There is nothing wrong with that. It is a win win for all involved parties.

[topless_mike]

Next month my wife is performing in Scotland for a week and my sister in law is taking my kids to Scranton. I have a feeling I'll be fine.

batchfest?

fuck that. party at mikeyboy's house. he'll provide the hookers and blow.

[drjoek]

fuck you and your tags doc!

:innocent:

[EliSnow]

batchfest?

fuck that. party at mikeyboy's house. he'll provide the hookers and blow.

Furio knows where to get the good shit.

[RhinoinMN]

:innocent:

Every fucking time she either starts a thread or posts in one that shit shows up. Why ya gotta be busting my balls?

[drjoek]

Every fucking time she either starts a thread or posts in one that shit shows up. Why ya gotta be busting my balls?

Its gone Senor Serious

[topless_mike]

On my way home I called Rhino and said "Can Burkely please go up north with your parents?"
Is this ok? I kinda feel guilty sending him away, but he has really been on my nerves lately...

and to clarify, the boy is more or less going on vaca with his grandparents. There is nothing wrong with that. It is a win win for all involved parties.

it did need to be clarified. thank you.

[RhinoinMN]

put the tag back up there doc. It just doesnt feel the same now. If anybody will bust my balls, i want that person to be you. :)

[drjoek]

put the tag back up there doc. It just doesnt feel the same now. If anybody will bust my balls, i want that person to be you. :)

You know I love you best of all Scarecrow

[biggirl]

Dang...I didn't get to see the tag. Burke is super excited to go to the lake. He just got done packing:

1. Fishing Tackle
2. Nintendo DS
3. Small Container of Legos

He says he's packed and ready to go....the hard part now is for him to wait until tomorrow!

[RhinoinMN]

im just worried about his sister. She is going to go batshit crazy without her big brother to entertain her.

[biggirl]

I changed my avi because I feel guilty now!!

[boosterp]

What about Rhino's respite?

[biggirl]

What about Rhino's respite?

Yeah, I am sending him to his grandma's too...He just got done packing too

1. Fishing tackle
2. Porn Magazines
3. 5 cases of Budlight

Notice neither guys packed clothes or underwear.

[Misteriosa]

Is this ok? I kinda feel guilty sending him away, but he has really been on my nerves lately...

yes its ok. at my job, we call it "respite".

[zildjian361]

Dang

where do you live?:laugh:

[biggirl]

where do you live?:laugh:

I'll PM you my address. Come on over...Rhino bought me some wine on his trip to town! Yay!!!

[RhinoinMN]

I'll PM you my address. Come on over...Rhino bought me some wine on his trip to town! Yay!!!

This thread is about our son going away. Let's keep the adultery talk out of it, please?

[HBox]

http://ampburner.hitmanforum.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/therewillbebloodpubd.jpg

"I've abandoned my child! I've abandoned my child! I've abandoned my boy!"

[drjoek]

I'll PM you my address. Come on over...Rhino bought me some wine on his trip to town! Yay!!!



What is this trip to town I keep reading about?
I picture the Rhinos living way out in the boondocks and "to town" being a feedstore

FWI I live in a town of 2500 and it sounds like a metropolis by comparison

[biggirl]

This thread is about our son going away. Let's keep the adultery talk out of it, please?

no...who implied adultery....is that all you think about?

[RhinoinMN]

What is this trip to town I keep reading about?
I picture the Rhinos living way out in the boondocks and "to town" being a feedstore

FWI I live in a town of 2500 and it sounds like a metropolis by comparison

Here ya go doc! (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showpost.php?p=2357270&postcount=845)

[biggirl]

What is this trip to town I keep reading about?
I picture the Rhinos living way out in the boondocks and "to town" being a feedstore

FWI I live in a town of 2500 and it sounds like a metropolis by comparison

We live in a town of 500 we go to Rochester for entertainment!

Although I would like to have some property in the boondocks.

[lleeder]

Wow excommunicating your child cause you buy shit pickles and feed him subpar seafood, some parenting.

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

Went on a mom/kids camping adventure yesterday. Stopped at the grocery store to pick up some food. My 6 year old, Burkely, was arguing with me about which kind of pickles to buy...ended up with 2 broken jars of dill pickles all over my feet.

I wasn't quite sure if the other moms were bringing alcohol. After the grocery store incident I didn't care. I stopped off at the liquor store and bought 3 bottles of wine for last night.

Found out all of the moms were having problems with their kids too...they each brought alcohol. So we put the kids to bed...sat by the fire and chatted til 2 am while drinking..

at 9 am Burkely wakes me up to yell at me about shrimp and that he hasn't had it for a long time and wouldn't let up. On my way home I called Rhino and said "Can Burkely please go up north with your parents?"

Is this ok? I kinda feel guilty sending him away, but he has really been on my nerves lately...

I wish I could get away with shit like that as kid. I grew up in a country where parents weren't afraid to lay a solid hand on their kids and seeing this shit in America where parents are victims to their kids is sickening. I wish you luck because I have seen what those kids turn into as teenagers and it is scary.

[Foster's Blackberry]

My parents used to send me to my grandparents when was a kid, never gave it a second thought.
...Until now :(

[biggirl]

I wish I could get away with shit like that as kid. I grew up in a country where parents weren't afraid to lay a solid hand on their kids and seeing this shit in America where parents are victims to their kids is sickening. I wish you luck because I have seen what those kids turn into as teenagers and it is scary.

He doesn't get by with it for sure....

[boosterp]

Here ya go doc! (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showpost.php?p=2357270&postcount=845)

Very cool documentary. I have a movie idea involving the corn cob tower, the liquor store, and the porn shop.

My parents used to send me to my grandparents when was a kid, never gave it a second thought.
...Until now :(

It's ok Mr. Foster, your parents still loved you except in the summer.

[RhinoinMN]

My parents used to send me to my grandparents when was a kid, never gave it a second thought.
...Until now :(

Ahhh. I'm sure that they loved you. Your mom just needed a good weeks worth of deep dicking, that's all.

[biggirl]

Ahhh. I'm sure that they loved you. Your mom just needed a good weeks worth of deep dicking, that's all.

You probably just made foster get in an accident on his way home from work, ass!

[RhinoinMN]

I wish I could get away with shit like that as kid. I grew up in a country where parents weren't afraid to lay a solid hand on their kids and seeing this shit in America where parents are victims to their kids is sickening. I wish you luck because I have seen what those kids turn into as teenagers and it is scary.

Gotta pull out the serious card for a second. The boy has Aspergers. It is difficult to discipline him in that fashion.

Now his sister on the other hand does not have Aspergers. She'll get her ass beat if continues like that.

ok. Serious card has been put away. Carry on.

[boosterp]

You probably just made foster get in an accident on his way home from work, ass!

:clap::lol::lol::lol:

[RhinoinMN]

Very cool documentary. I have a movie idea involving the corn cob tower, the liquor store, and the porn shop.





Sounds low budget with well hung men.

[biggirl]

:clap::lol::lol::lol:

I can't wait to see foster's updated facebook picture!

[RhinoinMN]

I can't wait to see foster's updated facebook picture!

Bloodied and buried in his steering wheel.

[zildjian361]

We live in a town of 500 we go to Rochester for entertainment!

Although I would like to have some property in the boondocks.

ok now i get it, Thank's for the invite.:smile:

[biggirl]

Bloodied and buried in his steering wheel.

he's not on facebook....he must be dead!!

[Foster's Blackberry]

he's not on facebook....he must be dead!!

Don't worry, I'm carpooling it today, and the other guy is driving.

[biggirl]

Don't worry, I'm carpooling it today, and the other guy is driving.

Ok, thanks...I quit crying now. I think I was worrying my kids with all of the tears.

[RhinoinMN]

Don't worry, I'm carpooling it today, and the other guy is driving.

BWAAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

He thought we cared!!!

[biggirl]

BWAAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

He thought we cared!!!

I do care...if I lived near Foster I would be baking him goodies every day and delivering them in my "pjs"

[~Katja~]

Dang...I didn't get to see the tag. Burke is super excited to go to the lake. He just got done packing:

1. Fishing Tackle
2. Nintendo DS
3. Small Container of Legos

He says he's packed and ready to go....the hard part now is for him to wait until tomorrow!
and no shrimp?

Gotta pull out the serious card for a second. The boy has Aspergers. It is difficult to discipline him in that fashion.

Now his sister on the other hand does not have Aspergers. She'll get her ass beat if continues like that.

ok. Serious card has been put away. Carry on.

way to raise a girl with daddy issues, a million men thank you right now

Don't worry, I'm carpooling it today, and the other guy is driving.

is he using chop sticks to steer?



And Gwen, don't feel bad or guilty, we used to spend weeks at our grandparents for the summer and loved every minute of it cause in a way you got spoiled and away with more shit (staying up longer, getting treats, drinking soda...)
I enjoy my time for myself without my son, though I do miss him as soon as he is gone.

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

Gotta pull out the serious card for a second. The boy has Aspergers. It is difficult to discipline him in that fashion.

Now his sister on the other hand does not have Aspergers. She'll get her ass beat if continues like that.

ok. Serious card has been put away. Carry on.

Oh then disregard everything I said. I thought it was another kid who could quote their rights to their parents.

way to raise a girl with daddy issues, a million men thank you right now


Or women depending on how extensive the damage is.

[biggirl]

Oh then disregard everything I said. I thought it was another kid who could quote their rights to their parents.

don't feel bad...he does like to run all over me because I am kinda lenient...

[RhinoinMN]

way to raise a girl with daddy issues, a million men thank you right now





This is not the time or place for literal Katja. It was a joke. Maybe a bad one, but a joke nonetheless. Ask biggirl. I don't lay a finger on that kid.

[Farmer Dave]

Maybe I We could trade for a while. My 6 y/o (going on 16) daughter for your boy. I find it difficult to piss on all the trees in my yard by myself. I little help might be good for a change.

[red_red_red]

Is this ok? I kinda feel guilty sending him away, but he has really been on my nerves lately...
Why would you feel guilty? I sent my 13 and 18 yr old to granny's for the weekend a coupla of weeks ago. They got hair cuts, ate fast food, went to the movies, ripped on grandpa and stopped off @ the Cracker Barrel to load up on old timey candy.


I got some peace and quiet and my house was clean for 3 days...a win/win for everyone :)

[Marc with a c]

Next month my wife is performing in Scotland for a week.

she'll be performing in doug's dreams?

[biggirl]

well....just an update...Burkely is in Heaven up north with the grandparents. He has already been way too spoiled, new water shoes, new coat, hundreds of dollars worth of fishing tackle, the list goes on. The grandparents are in Heaven too because they love his conversation...that kid is just way too damn smart, and they love that.

[~Katja~]

This is not the time or place for literal Katja. It was a joke. Maybe a bad one, but a joke nonetheless. Ask biggirl. I don't lay a finger on that kid.

way to be literal Ryan! :)

[boosterp]

well....just an update...Burkely is in Heaven up north with the grandparents. He has already been way too spoiled, new water shoes, new coat, hundreds of dollars worth of fishing tackle, the list goes on. The grandparents are in Heaven too because they love his conversation...that kid is just way too damn smart, and they love that.

That should all but remove your anxiety about sending him.

[biggirl]

That should all but remove your anxiety about sending him.

Pretty much...but I feel like a terrible mom cause I never called and said good night to him..I forgot. Burkely didn't care though.

[mikeyboy]

she'll be performing in doug's dreams?
:laugh:

[RhinoinMN]

:laugh:

That was a good one.

[biggirl]

Update:

Grandma and Grandpa are holding my child hostage now.....it has been 8 days...I miss the little bugger. Now I have to go post in my ornery thread