What Attracts More Chicks?

[Gvac]

Say you're walking through a park on a nice day.

What will get the women to flock to you more - a newborn baby or a puppy?

[RhinoinMN]

Babies show that you are a man that is not afraid of commitment and responsibility.

[foodcourtdruide]

Babies show that you are a man that is not afraid of commitment and responsibility.

Yes. Nothing says "I'm not afraid of commitment and responsibility" more than using a living prop to help you pick up women at the park.

[disneyspy]

when my dog was a pup i'd take her downtown to walk just for the attention she brought,now thats shes 143 pounds she walks in the field out back

[ToiletCrusher]

I think women like babies, but babies don't scream "I'm available and committed to something other than myself" quite like a puppy or dog.

[Gvac]

I've got a buddy who's got a newborn baby AND a Yorkie puppy.

Too bad he's married.

I'm trying to get him to loan me the dog and the kid for a weekend.

[boosterp]

A puppy. When it grows up give it to your neighbor and get a new one. Babies are harder to sell.

[Dude!]

the best chick magnet
is to go to the grocery store
and fill your cart with cat food

every woman there will look
at you lovingly and strike up
a conversation

[barjockey]

the best chick magnet
is to go to the grocery store
and fill your cart with cat food

every woman there will look
at you lovingly and strike up
a conversation

Starvin

[foodcourtdruide]

I've got a buddy who's got a newborn baby AND a Yorkie puppy.

Too bad he's married.

I'm trying to get him to loan me the dog and the kid for a weekend.

Sorry GVac, I know you are almighty and wise, but I must disagree with your tactics. There's not a woman alive that wouldn't see past this plan.

[Marc with a c]

combine them. a newborn baby riding a puppy equals instant panty drop.

[boosterp]

combine them. a newborn baby riding a puppy equals instant panty drop.

How would you know?

[ScottFromGA]

newborn baby....

when Anberlin was born and I went to the mall for strolls with her, you have NO IDEA how many cute chicks came up to me wanting to look at her.

STILL happens that way....I will be with her in town and she'll say something funny as hell and we will both goof around, then I will turn and see some cute chick watching me and her interact. When we make eye contact, she'll smile and wave.


only if I was a single dad...I would be getting all kinds of trim methinks.

[Marc with a c]

Sorry GVac, I know you are almighty and wise, but I must disagree with your tactics. There's not a woman alive that wouldn't see past this plan.

you must not be familiar with jersey girls. painfully simple.

[sailor]

honey

[Marc with a c]

How would you know?

i've lost a number of pairs.

[Aggie]

Puppy.

If you have a baby with you that tells me you're married or have a baby mama which I want no part of. In the off chance you're just "watching" the baby I probably wouldn't believe that.

[boosterp]

i've lost a number of pairs.

:lol::lol::lol: Home run!

[A.J.]

Money.

[Marc with a c]

yeah. get a rich baby with a good sense of humor.

[Furtherman]

Money.

Damn right.

[Contra]

Babies show that you are a man that is not afraid of commitment and responsibility.

Doesn't that just show that you stuck your dick in a pussy and shot your load?

I have to say puppy.

[Aggie]

Why don't you guys let chicks answer?

Listen to me and Marc.

[Marc with a c]

Why don't you guys let chicks answer?

Listen to me and Marc.

amen.

carry a nice coach purse and they'll come flocking.

[Gvac]

Why don't you guys let chicks answer?

Listen to me and Marc.

My complex doesn't allow dogs.

Will chicks think I'm weird if I put a leash on my cat?

She's really cute.

[biggirl]

puppies get me all of the time...especially labs. don't go with the yappie dogs....oh and every woman knows babies are too much work and if you have a baby that means a woman would have to eventually deal with the mother of the baby...

[Aggie]

My complex doesn't allow dogs.

Will chicks think I'm weird if I put a leash on my cat?

She's really cute.

Yes. Don't do it.

Get a parrot and keep it on your shoulder. Now that's sexy.

[Gvac]

Yes. Don't do it.

Get a parrot and keep it on your shoulder. Now that's sexy.

Can I get an eye patch too?

That would ROCK!!!

[A.J.]

Get a parrot and keep it on your shoulder. Now that's sexy.

Things didn't work out so well for the last woman to date a guy who did that.

http://michaelmanning.tv/blog/uploaded_images/fred_bird_baretta-797674.jpg

[biggirl]

Can I get an eye patch too?

That would ROCK!!!

SEXY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Gvac]

I can't wait to go for a walk in the park now!

http://www.costumeandpropshop.com/images_product/normal/Dillon/18-5031.jpg

[~Katja~]

I've got a buddy who's got a newborn baby AND a Yorkie puppy.

Too bad he's married.

I'm trying to get him to loan me the dog and the kid for a weekend.

tell lleeder to keep the kid and take the puppy!
A kid might get ya attention but most likely will look like you are taken anyway. Now if you could make that a different dog, a puppy or some manly breed you will have the chicks all around you!




I guess Aggie pretty much said the same, I really should have read past the first 3 replies

[biggirl]

tell lleeder to keep the kid and take the puppy!
A kid might get ya attention but most likely will look like you are taken anyway. Now if you could make that a different dog, a puppy or some manly breed you will have the chicks all around you!

that's what I said...nothing cuter than a lab or golden retriever pup

[KatPw]

Babies are cute, but they just kind of lay there and drool. Kind of boring. Plus if a guy is walking through a park with a baby there is most likely a mother to that child in existence somewhere. I'm not into home wrecking.
But a puppy! I can play with it, cuddle it, and be on my merry way when done.

[Aggie]

Gvac, I would totally come up to you with a parrot and eye patch. Hot. But Furtherman might be mad you're stealing his bit.

Babies are cute, but they just kind of lay there and drool. Kind of boring. Plus if a guy is walking through a park with a baby there is most likely a mother to that child in existence somewhere. I'm not into home wrecking.
But a puppy! I can play with it, cuddle it, and be on my merry way when done.

Yep, basically what I said. I'm not into home wrecking or baby mama drama. This isn't the 1800's. You can't use that old "my wife died in childbirth" excuse.

[Marc with a c]

You can't use that old "my wife died in childbirth" excuse.

is that why 'my wife died in child birth' t shirt doesn't work when i babysit my nephews?

[TjM]

Floppy eared rabbits

[Aggie]

is that why 'my wife died in child birth' t shirt doesn't work when i babysit my nephews?

It's not the shirt. They're whispering, "help me," to any woman that will listen as they pass.

[hammersavage]

chloroform FTW

[KatPw]

I have an image of a woman pushing a baby while she is wearing a "My husband died during childbirth" shirt stuck in my head now. Quite amusing.

[Gvac]

It's not the shirt. They're whispering, "help me," to any woman that will listen as they pass.

HAHAHAHA!

Oh Aggie...if only you had a clone.

[Ritalin]

My complex doesn't allow dogs.

Will chicks think I'm weird if I put a leash on my cat?

She's really cute.

You have a cat and you think she's cute?

Are you sure you're looking for chicks?

[TjM]

You have a cat and you think she's cute?

Are you sure you're looking for chicks?

What a guy can't like his pets. My rabbits are fucking adorable

[Gvac]

You have a cat and you think she's cute?

Yes.

Don't you?

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c34/Gvac/SheenaMac.jpg

[Furtherman]

Gvac, I would totally come up to you with a parrot and eye patch. Hot. But Furtherman might be mad you're stealing his bit.

Thank you. My timbers were shivering at the thought.

Yar.

[Ritalin]

Yes.

Don't you?

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c34/Gvac/SheenaMac.jpg

Hell no. Cat hair all over the damn monitor.

Filthy.

[Gvac]

Hell no. Cat hair all over the damn monitor.

Filthy.

You're insane.

Sheena rules.

http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s109/GregRotten/SheenaKiss.jpg

[~Katja~]

You're insane.

Sheena rules.

http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s109/GregRotten/SheenaKiss.jpg

she looks scared! Sheena? Did you get her from a jew?

[Gvac]

she looks scared! Sheena? Did you get her from a jew?

http://shepelavy.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/sheena_large.jpg

And I rescued her from a sewer drain when she was a kitten.

[A.J.]

she looks scared! Sheena? Did you get her from a jew?

http://shepelavy.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/sheena_large.jpg

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_K44VqhNa9KA/SaW01_EVjfI/AAAAAAAAApY/lPZ8Zsq7e7M/S660/SHEENA+EASTON.jpg

[KatPw]

Sheena is adorable!

[sailor]

Can I get an eye patch too?

That would ROCK!!!

stalker!

http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l25/madrigalq/photo777.jpg

[Gvac]

Sheena is adorable!

Thank you!

I think so too.

Also, "Sheena Is A Punk Rocker" is one of my favorite Ramones songs.

[sailor]

this guy (http://www.louisvillefreeface.com/index.htm)

LINK NOT SAFE FOR WORK!

[hammersavage]

this guy (http://www.louisvillefreeface.com/index.htm)

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Move and send in an application

[Aggie]

Yes.

Don't you?

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c34/Gvac/SheenaMac.jpg

She is so cute I can't stand it. You could totally get girls with that cat.

[MacVittie]

A black baby would really get the chicks a-flockin'. Too bad interracial adoption is illegal.

[Gvac]

She is so cute I can't stand it. You could totally get girls with that cat.

Now you've embarrassed her!


http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c34/Gvac/SheenaSleep.jpg

[KatPw]

A black baby would really get the chicks a-flockin'. Too bad interracial adoption is illegal.

Huh? Where?

[lleeder]

When you sat to a woman "want to see some baby pictures"? you have them around as long as you want them there. talk about thread theft!!!! hit the sounder

[MacVittie]

Huh? Where?

Oh sorry, I forgot to use italics to indicate sarcasm. I'm be more thorough next time.

[ImNotGvac]

Back in the day a huge pile of blow did the trick!

[britneypablo]

<font color="deeppink"> clearly...
KC2OSO, lleeder, RhinoinMN, Ritalin, sailor, ScottFromGA, Wolf
have NO GAME

[epo]

Haven't you seen the top 5 list of getting chicks?

1. Money
2. Cock
3. Money
4. Money
5. Cock

Its like I have to teach you fuckers everything.

[lleeder]

<font color="deeppink"> clearly...
KC2OSO, lleeder, RhinoinMN, Ritalin, sailor, ScottFromGA, Wolf
have NO GAME

oh yea? then how did we inpregnate bitches? huh?

[britneypablo]

oh yea? then how did we inpregnate bitches? huh?

<font color="deeppink"> the question was how to get chicks....bitches are desperate annoyin and usually have a loudly ticking biological clock...chicks are hott and fun

[~Katja~]

Haven't you seen the top 5 list of getting chicks?

1. Money
2. Cock
3. Money
4. Money
5. Cock

Its like I have to teach you fuckers everything.
guess I need to get my priorities straight

[BlackSpider]

I'm surprised I'm not a poll option...

[britneypablo]

I'm surprised I'm not a poll option...

<font color="deeppink"> i was wondering why u werent also...i went to vote for u and i was dissappointed

[epo]

guess I need to get my priorities straight

Well, you've got that Gvac just-in-case plan. You can afford to look for love.

[cougarjake13]

i'd have to say puppy


unless you can successfully play the single dad angle with the kid

[sailor]

<font color="deeppink"> the question was how to get chicks....bitches are desperate annoyin and usually have a loudly ticking biological clock...chicks are hott and fun

chicks will flock around a baby like they never would around a puppy. clinically proven fact.

[BlackSpider]

<font color="deeppink"> i was wondering why u werent also...i went to vote for u and i was dissappointed



http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r221/spidescorp/Smilies/179_animated_blushing.gif...

[Contra]

guess I need to get my priorities straight

Top 5 list of getting Katja

1. Teeth
2. Head of hair
3. Cock
4. Cock
5. Cock

[Moe Lester]

puppy hands down. when a chick sees a newborn she assumes theres baggage.

[~Katja~]

Top 5 list of getting Katja

1. Teeth
2. Head of hair
3. Cock
4. Cock
5. Cock

you are right on the teeth thing for sure

[Gvac]

you are right on the teeth thing for sure

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c34/Gvac/MeMikeyboy.jpg


Just sayin'.

[Contra]

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c34/Gvac/MeMikeyboy.jpg


Just sayin'.


Who's that ugly girl you are hugging?

[MacVittie]

Top 5 list of getting Katja

1. Teeth
2. Head of hair
3. Cock
4. Cock
5. Cock

I think I have a legitimate shot.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3615/3388558309_be941efe97.jpg

[Gvac]

Who's that ugly girl you are hugging?

Some creepy hermaphrodite who shows up at some of the bar nights we have and stalks me.

I figured I'd give the he-she a thrill.

[~Katja~]

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c34/Gvac/MeMikeyboy.jpg


Just sayin'.
I hope they are still real and spectacular in 30 years

[Fallon]

Top 5 list of getting Katja

1. Teeth
2. Head of hair
3. Cock
4. Cock
5. Cock

FUCK!!

[hammersavage]

Top 5 list of getting Katja

1. Teeth
2. Head of hair
3. Cock
4. Cock
5. Cock

I have 4 out of 5. I mean, who has 3 cocks anymore?

[Gvac]

I hope they are still real and spectacular in 30 years

Don't push your luck.

[drjoek]

you are right on the teeth thing for sure


Sup?
How ya doin?

[Ritalin]

Sup?
How ya doin?

You just wrote "sup?" twice tonight.

What happened, you drive through Bridgeport or something?

[drjoek]

You just wrote "sup?" twice tonight.

What happened, you drive through Bridgeport or something?



Yeah, whats happened to me?

:wallbash: