Buffalo Wing Etiquette

[Judge Smails]

When sharing an order of wings with people is there an unwritten social contract that we should spread out our portion as equally as possible between the drumstick and wing pieces, or is it an everyman for himself, free-for-all scenario? I was raised to be a fucking gentleman and I try to keep as close to a 1:1 ratio as possible.

This fucking fuck I know is a fucking drumstick glutton. After witnessing this on several occasions I felt I had to comment last night - so I half-jokingly say "Hey, easy on the drumsticks." So, this fuckstick says "Oh yeah, I only like the drumsticks."

No fucking shit!? He only likes the drumsticks? I bet he only likes cumming too and doesn't have much interests in making sure his wife cums. You know what - sometimes you got to put in the time sucking the meat in the slit between those two boney sticks in order to earn the right to enjoy the thick, meaty bulbous one.

I decided to just let it go because I know this guy's modus operandi. I could forsee him throwing in more than his share of the check and then saying something like "I wouldn't want Smails to think he was cheated." It would be just like him to turn it around on me and make me look like the cheap one. I would have abandoned my restraint and gone right for all the drumsticks but there were two other people there and I didn't want to spark complete anarchy.

Am I right here or am I being too anal?

[IMSlacker]

I like the flats the best. I'd get along well with your friend.

[MacVittie]

I think that we should defer to toiletcrusher or weekapaugjz for this type of question. I'm sure it comes up in their lives fairly frequently.

[Neckbeard]

So your wife is a buffalo wing?

[sailor]

You know what - sometimes you got to put in the time sucking the meat in the slit between those two boney sticks in order to earn the right to enjoy the thick, meaty bulbous one.

you weren't talking about wings here, right?

[Enabler]

Ive grown to prefer the non-drumstick ones because I can double down on the blue cheese without technically double-dipping. I break em in half and hit em with blue cheese separately. But anybody who exclusively only eats one style needs to stay away from my bucket.

[disneyspy]

one of the original hooters girls taught me how to eat wings,drums first then the wings,and you grasp both ends of the wing and push to the center,all the meat comes off and then you dip

[Furtherman]

Splitting up wings so everyone gets the same amount of wings and legs is fine....

...for children who cry over stuff like that.


You've got a basket of wings - free for all. Got one too many legs instead of wings? Order more.

[topless_mike]

yo, its just fucking wings. eat them and be happy you had them.

[Hottub]

It all tastes the same. Don't be a pussy.

[ozzie]

Some of the Hooters around here will let you specify if you want all "drummers" or "flappers", and usually price the "flappers" a little cheaper.

I guess there are a lot of picky "drumstick-only" people like your buddy.

I'll take a plate of "flappers" in a heartbeat if the price is right.

[Judge Smails]

OK, so I'm just a cheap fucking pussy.

To all you hardguys who say there's no difference - so if you ordered 24 wings and the waitress brought you 22 wing pieces and 2 drumsticks you wouldn't have an issue? I maintain that there's at least twice as much meat on a drumstick as a wing piece.

If you and your friend were eating steaks and he ate his and then leaned over and took half of yours - that's OK too right?

I'm far from cheap but its a matter of fucking principle and common courtesy and decency.

[realmenhatelife]

Just give me my own plate of wings and we dont have to worry about this shit.

That sharing stuff is just silly. Girls always want to share fries with you. 'Do you want to split an order of fries?" No, I want to eat an order of fries.

[Meataball23]

I try to go 1:1

But I enjoy the wings where you can wedge your fingers in one end and debone in one bite.

Like a gentleman

[ToiletCrusher]

Stupid rubes.

Don't call them "Buffalo" Wings.

You simply order wings.

"I'll have a double order of wings, hot."

That's how you do it.

If you are going to bitch over flats and drums, go order chicken fingers.

Ass hats.

[Furtherman]

To all you hardguys who say there's no difference - so if you ordered 24 wings and the waitress brought you 22 wing pieces and 2 drumsticks you wouldn't have an issue?

No. Then again, I rarely eat wings anymore. But I don't think I ever had a problem whether there were wings and legs - I just wanted them to be good.

[Hottub]

Stupid rubes.

Don't call them "Buffalo" Wings.

You simply order wings.

"I'll have a double order of wings, hot."

That's how you do it.

If you are going to bitch over flats and drums, go order chicken fingers.

Ass hats.

Lock this thread the fuck up!

Gospel according to TC.

[JPMNICK]

i actually do not like the drumsticks. i think there is not enough sauce to meat ratio.

[Judge Smails]

Stupid rubes.

Don't call them "Buffalo" Wings.

You simply order wings.

"I'll have a double order of wings, hot."

That's how you do it.

If you are going to bitch over flats and drums, go order chicken fingers.

Ass hats.

Around these parts if it doesn't say "Buffalo" you don't know what you're getting. I've made the mistake of ordering the "wings" at some places and gotten everything from BBQ Sauce to some kind of sweet and sour concoction.

[west milly Tom]

For me its wing go in bone come out every time I'm not picky about which one is best. If I had to pick I'd go flats. Use your thumb, pointer, and middle to separate the meat from the joint and then clean the bone. I took second at a new jersey regional qualifier last year. I once held the attention of a whole 4th of July party when I ate 5 pounds of wings. Love the wings. Weird side note: I sweat like I'm running a marathon anytime I have even one hot wing.

[Thomas Merton]

Lived on 10 cent wing nights in college an hour south of Buffalo. I learned:

1. Same amount of meat on both if you work the two bone kind
2. Every man for himself
3. Its understood you'll get a few more two boned than one in an order
4. The term 'double-dipping' should have originated with blue cheese. I hate sharing a dipping container with a bite, dip, bite guy
5. You can never have enough napkins
6. Wings should never be breaded
7. Ordering suicide, even for free beer, is never worth it. It should not hurt to shit
8. Hooters wings suck

[west milly Tom]

Lived on 10 cent wing nights in college an hour south of Buffalo. I learned:

1. Same amount of meat on both if you work the two bone kind
2. Every man for himself
3. Its understood you'll get a few more two boned than one in an order
4. The term 'double-dipping' should have originated with blue cheese. I hate sharing a dipping container with a bite, dip, bite guy
5. You can never have enough napkins
6. Wings should never be breaded
7. Ordering suicide, even for free beer, is never worth it. It should not hurt to shit
8. Hooters wings suck



I agree with your whole manifesto with the exception of no. 8. I have had every kind of wing imaginable, I consider myself an expert and while I agree that naked is the way to go I have yet to find a better wing than the standard hooters hot

[Hottub]

Lived on 10 cent wing nights in college an hour south of Buffalo. I learned:

1. Same amount of meat on both if you work the two bone kind
2. Every man for himself
3. Its understood you'll get a few more two boned than one in an order
4. The term 'double-dipping' should have originated with blue cheese. I hate sharing a dipping container with a bite, dip, bite guy
5. You can never have enough napkins
6. Wings should never be breaded
7. Ordering suicide, even for free beer, is never worth it. It should not hurt to shit
8. Hooters wings suck

Excellent points!
But you forgot
9. Wash your hands BEFORE you go pee, as well as after.

[disneyspy]

if it wasnt for hooters,only buffalo seeds would be eatin wings,i like hooters

[weekapaugjz]

Tell that guy he is a fag and can't horde all of the drums. I prefer the wings but don't horde them. Plus TC is right, they are just wings.

[ToiletCrusher]

I agree with your whole manifesto with the exception of no. 8. I have had every kind of wing imaginable, I consider myself an expert and while I agree that naked is the way to go I have yet to find a better wing than the standard hooters hot

Drive the fuck up here and see that real wings drove out that fuckhole of a place you enjoy.

http://i376.photobucket.com/albums/oo201/toiletcrusher/Picture3-2.png

Hooters stinks!

[disneyspy]

when i think wings,i dont think buffalo,i think clearwater fla,home of the OG hooters and the wings as a meal place

[weekapaugjz]

when i think wings,i dont think buffalo,i think clearwater fla,home of the OG hooters and the wings as a meal place

And when I think of shittier places than buffalo, I think of detroit.

[disneyspy]

And when I think of shittier places than buffalo, I think of detroit.

me too

[topless_mike]

all of you are gluttonus fucksticks.

just eat your fucking wings. doesnt matter if they are flappers, drumsticks, whatever.

[Gvac]

Just make sure they're divvied up with a fork or knife BEFORE anyone starts eating.

Nothing grosser than some scumbag digging in there, grabbing a few, licking his fingers, then heading back into the basket.

FUCK YOU, YOU FILTHY COCKSUCKER.

You just bought the whole order.

[IMSlacker]

Just make sure they're divvied up with a fork or knife BEFORE anyone starts eating.

Nothing grosser than some scumbag digging in there, grabbing a few, licking his fingers, then heading back into the basket.

FUCK YOU, YOU FILTHY COCKSUCKER.

You just bought the whole order.

THERE IS FECAL MATER ALL OVER YOUR HOUSE!!!

[Neckbeard]

Just make sure they're divvied up with a fork or knife BEFORE anyone starts eating.

Nothing grosser than some scumbag digging in there, grabbing a few, licking his fingers, then heading back into the basket.

FUCK YOU, YOU FILTHY COCKSUCKER.

You just bought the whole order.

What an unmanly rule.

What are you, some kinda skirt?

[Judge Smails]

THERE IS FECAL MATER ALL OVER YOUR HOUSE!!!

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[Gvac]

THERE IS FECAL MATER ALL OVER YOUR HOUSE!!!

http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/4/17/lalalalalaica128529515546562500.jpg

[sailor]

What an unmanly rule.

What are you, some kinda skirt?

have you checked out his stems?

[west milly Tom]

Drive the fuck up here and see that real wings drove out that fuckhole of a place you enjoy.

http://i376.photobucket.com/albums/oo201/toiletcrusher/Picture3-2.png

Hooters stinks!



I've been there and had the wings. Nothing special. There's a place on LBI called Chicken or the Egg and they have the best wings other than hooters.

[Neckbeard]

have you checked out his stems?

I did, and all I gotta say is, "HOT CRACKERS!"

[Crispy123]

Order them as fucking hot as humanly possible and then see who wants to "share". After a mutherfucker grabbed 2 drumsticks in a row theyd be gettin slapped with the next one in the face. Not because I dont like them its just something im into

[topless_mike]

Drive the fuck up here and see that real wings drove out that fuckhole of a place you enjoy.

http://i376.photobucket.com/albums/oo201/toiletcrusher/Picture3-2.png

Hooters stinks!


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[lleeder]

I would just eat as fast as possible then rip up the check and throw it in a pint glass.

[hurlmon]

Lived on 10 cent wing nights in college an hour south of Buffalo. I learned:

1. Same amount of meat on both if you work the two bone kind
2. Every man for himself
3. Its understood you'll get a few more two boned than one in an order
4. The term 'double-dipping' should have originated with blue cheese. I hate sharing a dipping container with a bite, dip, bite guy
5. You can never have enough napkins
6. Wings should never be breaded
7. Ordering suicide, even for free beer, is never worth it. It should not hurt to shit
8. Hooters wings suck

agreed hooters wings have to be the worst wings i've ever had.

they are like the domino's of wings

[hanso]

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I like turtles

[cougarjake13]

free for all

[SatCam]

No dividing, you get what you grab. But the guy who "only eats drumsticks" is a fucking asshole. It's like sharing pizza with the guy who doesn't eat the crusts. I guess your friend could never eat a plate of wings alone, or else he'd have to order twice as much and throw out half the plate.

[boosterp]

I'd shove a fucking wing right into his eye and laugh as the hot sauce blinds him yelling "how do ya like that fucking wing ass hole?"

I bet he spits instead of swallows to like a bad bitch.

[SonicAssault]

It really depends on the company you are with. If I'm with one of my friends she prefers the flats so we usually end up splitting an order fairly close to 1:1. But if I'm just hanging with some of my guy friends watching a game or something its just a free for all.

[spoon]

I bet he only likes cumming too and doesn't have much interests in making sure his wife cums.

Well let's be fair, he's right.

[spoon]

It all tastes the same. Don't be a pussy.

Are you going to put this in your next "Tips" video Hottubgans? Really?!

[spoon]

I agree with your whole manifesto with the exception of no. 8. I have had every kind of wing imaginable, I consider myself an expert and while I agree that naked is the way to go I have yet to find a better wing than the standard hooters hot

I'm with Merton, no. 8 speaks the truth! Hooter's wings are just awful, order the fries and peel-and-eat shrimp.

[spoon]

I've been there and had the wings. Nothing special. There's a place on LBI called Chicken or the Egg and they have the best wings other than hooters.

Ahhhh, my old late night stop and or morning stop!! Love that place at any time! Heading back to good ole Beach Haven in August! I needs to buy me some property down there again.

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