Best of all Worlds

[nickeye]

In a perfect world, you could pick the nationality of everyone and everything in your life. Here's my list:

Wife: Japanese
Car: German
Maid: French (duh)
Butler: English
Chef: Italian
Clothes: Italian
Employer: American


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[Fat Guy]

Wife: Japanese
Car: German
Maid: French (duh)
Butler: English
Chef: Italian
Clothes: Italian
Employer: American


What if the Wife is a C*unt, Car a lemon, Maid hairy, Butler retarded. Nationality means nothing, it's based on an individual person.


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This message was edited by Fat Guy on 1-17-02 @ 9:46 PM

[TheGameHHH]

No French maid is hairy, let's be serious.

IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME-AHHH!

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[nickeye]

Thanks for pointing out the hairy thing, Fat Guy. I just realized that the Italian Chef would get arm hair in the food. Ick. I'm changing "Chef" to "French", just because I love the dressing.

Oh, yeah; two more...

Bartender: Irish
BodyGuard: Russian

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[Fat Guy]

BodyGuard: Russian

Are you insane he will sell you out to the highest bidder.


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This message was edited by Fat Guy on 1-17-02 @ 10:05 PM

[nickeye]

Now you're talkin'. I have the solution...

Guy to keep an eye on the Russian Bodyguard: Swiss

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[Fat Guy]

Swiss? Then who will make your custom watches?

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[legroommusic]

my gardener would probably be mexican. I'd probably get the best price.

i got kicked out of my band, so now i'm stuck with the name