Hey Billy, $5 if you EAT SHIT!

[CofyCrakCocaine]

I've been thinking about kids and how they can be dumb as fuck. Yet there's always a few smarter ones among 'em, who know what's really going on. I like weeding out those smart lil' fucks through a variety of social experiments aimed at cleaning up the Harlem.

Here goes: offer every kid you see on the street $5 to go find some shit and eat it. If they actually eat the shit, well you're down five dollars but they're down for life if they do that and you have some serious findings to report back to the scientific community.

[RhinoinMN]

I've been thinking about kids and how they can be dumb as fuck. Yet there's always a few smarter ones among 'em, who know what's really going on. I like weeding out those smart lil' fucks through a variety of social experiments aimed at cleaning up the Harlem.

Here goes: offer every kid you see on the street $5 to go find some shit and eat it. If they actually eat the shit, well you're down five dollars but they're down for life if they do that and you have some serious findings to report back to the scientific community.
I think the bail money will be more than 5 dollars, and I'm not sure my wife will pay it.

[Devo37]

is this the first step in a sick "Hey, Billy, open wide and put this in your mouth for a minute" scheme??? you perv!!!

[CofyCrakCocaine]

is this the first step in a sick "Hey, Billy, open wide and put this in your mouth for a minute" scheme??? you perv!!!



No, but keep talking, you're giving me some serious monkey-making quick ideas. Namely get someone else to do this stuff, then rob their house after the cops grab 'em and steal everything. Cha-ching!

[Dude!]

I've been thinking about kids and how they can be dumb as fuck. Yet there's always a few smarter ones among 'em, who know what's really going on. I like weeding out those smart lil' fucks through a variety of social experiments aimed at cleaning up the Harlem.

Here goes: offer every kid you see on the street $5 to go find some shit and eat it. If they actually eat the shit, well you're down five dollars but they're down for life if they do that and you have some serious findings to report back to the scientific community.

i got a better one
see if you can find some fool
to put
hot sauce up his ass

for free

[biggirl]

can we talk about smart kids? Or does this have to be only about eating shit? Just curious...I might have a good story.

[CofyCrakCocaine]

i got a better one
see if you can find some fool
to put
hot sauce up his ass

for free

only worth it if you also shove Roberto the puppet up Gay Sean Connery's ass before he can even steal it from that fool you mentioned

[CofyCrakCocaine]

can we talk about smart kids? Or does this have to be only about eating shit? Just curious...I might have a good story.

I'm sure one or two geniuses were tricked when they were five into going for a lil' brown nibble...

No, that's a lie.

[biggirl]

I'm sure one or two geniuses were tricked when they were five into going for a lil' brown nibble...

No, that's a lie.

Fine...you aren't getting my super funny story then.

[Slumbag]

We gave our friend five bucks to smear lightning bugs all over his teeth, and take pictures.

I think I was about 19 years old.

[RhinoinMN]

We gave our friend five bucks to smear lightning bugs all over his teeth, and take pictures.

I think I was about 19 years old.

You were all stupid adults = funny.

An adult paying a child to eat shit? Not funny for me.