Lets Be Honest Chicken Is For Faggots

[lleeder]

Chicken is such a wish washey way to live life. Its like the default" I'm to unsure to make a decision in life meal choice." Don't be a queer and order chicken. Try something different for once. Lets be honest chicken is for faggots.

[TheMojoPin]

I always have plenty of chicken on hand because it's cheaper, easy to cook and healthier but I can't think of a time where I thought, "man, I really want some chicken."

Except for fried chicken or wings.

[Gvac]

This is seriously the greatest thread title in the history of RonFez.net, and maybe the internet as a whole.

And I agree.

Chicken IS for faggots.

[instrument]

Yeah, fried chicken shits all over your statement.

Sorry dude.

[TheMojoPin]

Chicken nuggets are good eating, too.

General Tso's and sesame chicken are amazing. So is chicken pad thai.

I might have to rethink this.

[biggirl]

chicken is good if you know how to grill it correctly.

[lleeder]

Chicken nuggets are good eating, too.

General Tso's and sesame chicken are amazing. So is chicken pad thai.

I might have to rethink this.

Thats all sauce and breading. All necessary to hide the chicken's queer nature and trick you into enjoying it. When's the last time you put some sugar sauce and breading on a steak?

[Marc with a c]

color me a faggot.

also, i miss al dukes.

[TheMojoPin]

Thats all sauce and breading. All necessary to hide the chicken's queer nature and trick you into enjoying it. When's the last time you put some sugar sauce and breading on a steak?

Nobody is saying chicken is as good as steak, but chicken is essential to all of those dishes and they are delicious. Chicken apparently has its place so long as you're not food-myopic like Cumvac.

[Gvac]

The pecking order of meat -

Beef
Venison
Turkey
Chicken
Pork


I have spoken.

My will be done.

[TooLowBrow]

Thats all sauce and breading. All necessary to hide the chicken's queer nature and trick you into enjoying it. When's the last time you put some sugar sauce and breading on a steak?

chicken fried steak?

[biggirl]

The pecking order of meat -

Beef
Venison
Turkey
Chicken
Pork


I have spoken.

My will be done.

No it goes
Fish/seafood
Chicken
Turkey
Beef
Venison
Pork

Don't try to argue with me either.:furious:

[TooLowBrow]

The pecking order of meat -

Beef
Venison
Turkey
Chicken
Pork


I have spoken.

My will be done.

where do fish and other seafoods fit in?

[Fez4PrezN2008]

So eating meat makes you NOT gay? I'm so confused... I'm pretty sure I was told it was the other way around.

I'll still have some chicken, turkey, and fish. A nice slow roasted rosemary chicken with rice seems like it should be a pretty legit meal for even Gvac.

[TheMojoPin]

Turkey is fucking horrible.

[Gvac]

where do fish and other seafoods fit in?

In the oceans, lakes, rivers, and streams where they belong.

NOT in our bellies.

Gross.

[biggirl]

where do fish and other seafoods fit in?

read my post...you will see the correct order of things.

[JerseyRich]

The pecking order of meat -

Beef
Venison
Turkey
Chicken
Pork


I have spoken.

My will be done.

Where's buffalo back on that list?

[TooLowBrow]

read my post...you will see the correct order of things.

beef HAS to be higher

[Marc with a c]

Where's buffalo back on that list?

also babies.

[biggirl]

beef HAS to be higher

It ties with chicken, I forgot, and it has to be a good cut of steak...not hamburger.

[MacVittie]

lleeder these polls are actually starting to get annoying. I mean, who really cares if a person likes chicken or not? I think a person who orders one thing only no matter it is is wishy-washy. Enough with the judgmental, homophobic polls.

EDIT: actually I take it all back, because Wade Boggs is indeed a faggot.

http://www.sptimes.com/2005/01/02/images/sp_203671_diez_boggs_2.jpg

[Marc with a c]

lleeder these polls are actually starting to get annoying. I mean, who really cares if a person likes chicken or not? I think a person who orders one thing only no matter it is is wishy-washy. Enough with the judgmental, homophobic polls.

nugget lover.

[Fez4PrezN2008]

No it goes
Fish/seafood
Chicken
Turkey
Beef
Venison
Pork

Don't try to argue with me either.:furious:
Where does yogurt fit in? Or should we be asking Rhino?

[led37zep]

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2168/2023731870_46cf5279d4.jpg?v=0

[jauble]

Although Gvac has "spoken", this is not a rock thread and he has the diet of a 9 year old. I think we can all agree that steak is the best. From there out it is based on the situation.

[Rorschach]

lleeder these polls are actually starting to get annoying. I mean, who really cares if a person likes chicken or not? I think a person who orders one thing only no matter it is is wishy-washy. Enough with the judgmental, homophobic polls.

faggot

[brettmojo]

http://blog.seniors-site.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/heart.jpg

[sailor]

that faggot wade boggs couldn't be all wrong.

[Death Metal Moe]

Chicken is da bomb. Guys who keep calling other guys faggots for liking something they don't are faggots.

TRUTH BOMB MOTHER FUCKERS!

[hammersavage]

I have it in some form 5 times a week. Faggot checking in

[led37zep]

I have it in some form 5 times a week. Faggot checking in

Don't point out the obvious. The Mods have banned for less.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

no 1 loves chicken, but it is healthy and can taste good when prepared well

[sailor]

no 1 loves chicken, but it is healthy and can taste good when prepared well

lots of people love chicken.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

lots of people love chicken.

they love how its prepared, not its dry bland self

[sailor]

they love how its prepared, not its dry bland self

you could just as easily say a steak is bland and dry if someone cooks it to well done. it's only that way if it's ruined thru poor preparation.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

you could just as easily say a steak is bland and dry if someone cooks it to well done. it's only that way if it's ruined thru poor preparation.


the steak should explode when it is cooked past medium, u cook past medium bye bye steak end story

[RhinoinMN]

In the oceans, lakes, rivers, and streams where they belong.

NOT in our bellies.

Gross.

It is like I don't even know you anymore.

[Gvac]

It is like I don't even know you anymore.

I guess you never read THIS THREAD. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=76663)

[Doctor Z]

Perhaps sir, you are preparing it inadequately. Because chicken is the fucking shit, and I will defend that to my death.

[RhinoinMN]

I guess you never read THIS THREAD. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=76663)

No I didn't. I will eat a freshly caught pan fried walleye over a steak. Just the environment I grew up in I guess.

[led37zep]

Perhaps sir, you are preparing it inadequately. Because chicken is the fucking shit, and I will defend that to my death.

The only way to prepare good chicken is to wrap it in foil so it bakes in its own juices...other than that...its shit.

[Rorschach]

I will eat a freshly caught pan fried walleye over a steak. Just the environment I grew up in I guess.

faggot

[RhinoinMN]

The only way to prepare good chicken is to wrap it in foil so it bakes in its own juices...other than that...its shit.

What about the Beer Butt Chicken? I've never done it, but I've heard good things.

[led37zep]

What about the Beer Butt Chicken? I've never done it, but I've heard good things.

I've heard gay guys talking about how good cock is...doesn't mean I'm going to try it.


"Wrap it before you attack it" works for all meat my friend.

[sailor]

What about the Beer Butt Chicken? I've never done it, but I've heard good things.

get really drunk, then fuck a chicken? not for me, but to each his own.

[RhinoinMN]

I've heard gay guys talking about how good cock is...doesn't mean I'm going to try it.


"Wrap it before you attack it" works for all meat my friend.

So you have tried cock.

[led37zep]

So you have tried cock.

Girls with big clits....I take no risks my friend. "Feel before you finger"

[epo]

Although Gvac has "spoken", this is not a rock thread and he has the diet of a 9 year old. I think we can all agree that steak is the best. From there out it is based on the situation.

He has the diet of a commoner.

[RhinoinMN]

Girls with big clits....I take no risks my friend. "Feel before you finger"

Big Clits or angry inches?

[led37zep]

Big Clits or angry inches?

Is there a difference?

[dino_electropolis]

The pecking order of meat -

Beef
Venison
Turkey
Chicken
Pork.


What's this? No love for lamb?

Maybe I should start posting on SperoandKosta.net

[Dude!]

The pecking order of meat -

Beef
Road Kill
Turkey
Chicken
Pork


I have spoken.

My will be done.

edited for accuracy

[boosterp]

The pecking order of meat -

Beef
Venison
Turkey
Chicken
Pork


I have spoken.

My will be done.

No it goes
Fish/seafood
Chicken
Turkey
Beef
Venison
Pork

Don't try to argue with me either.:furious:

Both wrong.

Venison
Beef
Chicken
Lamb
Seafood/fresh water fish
Turkey





Pork if store bought.

What about the Beer Butt Chicken? I've never done it, but I've heard good things.

Very good.

[TooLowBrow]

has bacon been mentioned?

[razorboy]

Wade Boggs would beg to differ.

[led37zep]

What's this? No love for lamb?

Maybe I should start posting on SperoandKosta.net

Astoria would be VERY hurt by this.

[TooLowBrow]

i love to eat baby goat

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

No it goes
Fish/seafood
Chicken
Turkey
Beef
Venison
Pork

Don't try to argue with me either.:furious:

I'm totally with you on the first three, but if I ever decide to eat red meat again it would have to be goat. Curry goat to be exact.

[A.J.]

I only eat chicken sparingly now. That comes from spending a year in Saudi Arabia where every day was some variant style of chicken and rice.

[sailor]

Wade Boggs would beg to differ.

macvittie is now doubly invisible.

(in my defense i was reading the 2nd page before his post was edited.)

[El Mudo]

Chicken is delicious...i'd eat it every day if I could

[drjoek]

Wait Thread Titles with Faggot in them are a go now here at RonFez.net?

Didnt Faggot in a title lead to Gvac leaving last time?

By the way a chicket cutlet is about my favorite food so fuck that shit

[Marc with a c]

Chicken is delicious...i'd eat it every day if I could

you can.

[biggestmexi]

dont cook food if you dont know how to cook it right.

almost every food can be cooked to be great.

you just suck at cooking.

[NateCantDance]

Marinade that shit and don't cook it until it's bone dry. It's not that hard.

[aceofspades7]

i never order chicken for dinner unless it is chicken parm...

for lunch, it is fine

[Jughead]

http://ernolaszlo.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/rosemary_white_bg.jpg

[Devo37]

chicken needs to be disguised with some type of sauce or seasoning to be enjoyable. chicken taco? fine, cuz it's got all the taco seasoning and sauce and add-ons. fried chicken? fine, cuz it's got the seasoned coating. plain chicken? terrible. like eating a roll of paper towels.

i don't think i've ever gone to a restaurant in my entire life and not ordered some type of red-meat for an entree. anything else seems like a waste of time and money. one time, i went to Peter Luger's, and my friend's girlfriend ordered the chicken off the Specials menu. wtf?!?!?!?!?

[TooLowBrow]

i don't think i've ever gone to a restaurant in my entire life and not ordered some type of red-meat for an entree. anything else seems like a waste of time and money. one time, i went to Peter Luger's, and my friend's girlfriend ordered the chicken off the Specials menu. wtf?!?!?!?!?



if its the special im sure it was prepared pretty good also its cheaper and probably better for you than steak

[LordJezo]

Is chicken even healthy? Isn't it stuffed with so many hormones and drugs that it's the cause of preteen girls developing breasts and ruining our body chemistry?

I still buy tons of it, but I worry when I eat it.

[Devo37]

if its the special im sure it was prepared pretty good also its cheaper and probably better for you than steak

let me repeat: we were at Peter Luger's Steakhouse!

[CofyCrakCocaine]

It ties with chicken, I forgot, and it has to be a good cut of steak...not hamburger.

UMMMMMM, no.

[Devo37]

Chicken is delicious...i'd eat it every day if I could

if i had my little way, i'd eat peaches every day.

[razorboy]

if i had my little way, i'd eat peaches every day.



Move to the country.

[sr71blackbird]

http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/80%20Chicken%20Man.jpg

[A.J.]

if i had my little way, i'd eat peaches every day.



So would Herb.

http://www.enco.com/CDcovers/35.jpg

[TjM]

I like chicken. Fish too

[biggestmexi]

I like chicken. Fish too

http://rlv.zcache.com/great_job_a_sticker-p217085688877392375qjcl_400.jpg

[TjM]

http://rlv.zcache.com/great_job_a_sticker-p217085688877392375qjcl_400.jpg

I'm printing this out and putting it on my fridge

[biggestmexi]

I'm printing this out and putting it on my fridge

thats what i was hoping for hehehehe

[Ogre]

Turkey is fucking horrible.

This is not the first time you have come out against Ye Old Butterball...What gives ?

[TheMojoPin]

This is not the first time you have come out against Ye Old Butterball...What gives ?

I love the dark meat (HIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH) from a good Thanksgiving turkey, but the turkey that typically ends up on sandwiches is just too bland and dry and flavorless for my liking.

[Hottub]

Turkey was designed for leftovers. I dare anyone to have fresh turkey breast without gravey and good ol' canned cranberry sauce.

Always better as a base for a soup, a turkey sandwich. (With lettuce and Hellmans mayo, of course.)
Hot open turkey sandwiches with stuffing and more gravy.

[Gvac]

Turkey was designed for leftovers. I dare anyone to have fresh turkey breast without gravey and good ol' canned cranberry sauce.

Always better as a base for a soup, a turkey sandwich. (With lettuce and Hellmans mayo, of course.)
Hot open turkey sandwiches with stuffing and more gravy.

You're disgusting.

Turkey is FANTASTIC, and I eat it plain.

Fuck gravy and fuck cranberry sauce.

DOUBLY fuck mayo.

Gross.

[Hottub]

Hey!!
Why won't this ignore button work?:furious:

[sailor]

I love the dark meat (HIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH) from a good Thanksgiving turkey, but the turkey that typically ends up on sandwiches is just too bland and dry and flavorless for my liking.

brine

[TheMojoPin]

You're disgusting.

Turkey is FANTASTIC, and I eat it plain.

Fuck gravy and fuck cranberry sauce.

DOUBLY fuck mayo.

Gross.

Oh, hey, shocker. Gvac eats plain meat and nothing else. Whoa. This is huge. My God. Nothing will ever be the same.