Why Are Red-Heads So Damn Scary Lookin?

[CofyCrakCocaine]

I was thinking about this the other day. Redheads constitute approximately 1-2% of the world's population, but Redheads also comprise about 64% of the world's ugliest scariest looking people. I mean, every time you think about the world's ugliest nastiest looking should be killed for even being so ugly people, half the time you imagine they have red hair pale skin and godawful freckles.

How the hell did they pull that off with the demographics? And just what is so damn awful about red-headed men in particular that just makes me want to harm them with hurtful words and sharp sticks?

Disclaimer: Obviously some women are great with the hair, but most of the good looking red-heads are fake red-heads, so let's not even bother with this obvious statement. We just want to fixate on the other obvious statement, that being how the hell redheads are so damned ugly???

[razorboy]

Red-headed chicks are awesome. I can't honestly say I've ever paid any mind to any red-headed guy.

[CofyCrakCocaine]

Red-headed chicks are awesome. I can't honestly say I've ever paid any mind to any red-headed guy.

I'd say approximately 40% of the naturally red-headed women I've ever seen in person have been relatively hot. I recently found out that one of the hottest red-heads I ever knew was actually a brunette, so that makes it more like 34%. The remainder of not-attractive reds could get a job as Frankenstein vagina-locker nuns.

[PapaBear]

Excluding the hot women, red hair usually comes with bad skin, and quite often, odd physical features.

[Reynolds]

http://www.filehurricane.com/viewerthumbnails/714200841602PM_redheads.jpg

[CofyCrakCocaine]

Damn you people, you never read any disclaimers in life then wonder why Zeus comes and thunderbolts your asses into oblivion!!!

[razorboy]

Why isn't it surprising that this thread turned gay?

[CofyCrakCocaine]

cuz it's one half of the ron and fez show.

[razorboy]

Amen.

[Reynolds]

Damn you people, you never read any disclaimers in life then wonder why Zeus comes and thunderbolts your asses into oblivion!!!

I thought that was a pic of a man.

Yeah, seriously I suck.

What should we do, talk about how ugly read headed guys are? I don't know what makes a guy good looking.

Why isn't it surprising that this thread turned gay?

After reading the disclaimers, I guess it's obvious that this thread was gay from the get go.

[CofyCrakCocaine]

I thought that was a pic of a man.

Yeah, seriously I suck.

What should we do, talk about how ugly read headed guys are? I don't know what makes a guy good looking.



After reading the disclaimers, I guess it's obvious that this thread was gay from the get go.

You Floridians drive slow, think slow, vote slow, and clearly understand slow the concept of Letting The Truth Sink In For A Short Period Of Time I.E. Come Back To It Tomorrow!

Fuck it, I'm gonna go back to drinkin' till I pass out and have nightmares of horrible gingers existing until I wake up bolt upright in bed screaming and puking at once.

And the thread getting gay...I think the whole Zeus, phallic electric symbols, and asses thing is the gay he was referring to.

[razorboy]

I think the whole Zeus, phallic electric symbols, and asses thing is the gay he was referring to.

Spot on.

[Reynolds]

You Floridians drive slow, think slow, vote slow, and clearly understand slow the concept of Letting The Truth Sink In For A Short Period Of Time I.E. Come Back To It Tomorrow!

Fuck it, I'm gonna go back to drinkin' till I pass out and have nightmares of horrible gingers existing until I wake up bolt upright in bed screaming and puking at once.

And the thread getting gay...I think the whole Zeus, phallic electric symbols, and asses thing is the gay he was referring to.

You crossed the line at calling me a Floridian... I'm just passing through.

I know what he was referring to, I was just pointing out that the purpose of his point was redundant.

[TjM]

:furious:

Fuck you

[topless_mike]

I was thinking about this the other day. Redheads constitute approximately 1-2% of the world's population, but Redheads also comprise about 64% of the world's ugliest scariest looking people. I mean, every time you think about the world's ugliest nastiest looking should be killed for even being so ugly people, half the time you imagine they have red hair pale skin and godawful freckles.

How the hell did they pull that off with the demographics? And just what is so damn awful about red-headed men in particular that just makes me want to harm them with hurtful words and sharp sticks?

Disclaimer: Obviously some women are great with the hair, but most of the good looking red-heads are fake red-heads, so let's not even bother with this obvious statement. We just want to fixate on the other obvious statement, that being how the hell redheads are so damned ugly???


im inconsolable.

[red_red_red]

I was thinking about this the other day. Redheads constitute approximately 1-2% of the world's population, but Redheads also comprise about 64% of the world's ugliest scariest looking people. I mean, every time you think about the world's ugliest nastiest looking should be killed for even being so ugly people, half the time you imagine they have red hair pale skin and godawful freckles.

How the hell did they pull that off with the demographics? And just what is so damn awful about red-headed men in particular that just makes me want to harm them with hurtful words and sharp sticks?

Disclaimer: Obviously some women are great with the hair, but most of the good looking red-heads are fake red-heads, so let's not even bother with this obvious statement. We just want to fixate on the other obvious statement, that being how the hell redheads are so damned ugly???
http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q66/red_red_red36/insults/thFU.gif

[Caseyelan]

I HATE this thread.

HATE

[JerseyRich]

Yea...she's so scary looking.

http://theunclean.com/media/images/suicide-vice-600x400.jpg

http://thesexiestcelebrities.com/wp-content/gallery/sexiest-10-suicide-girls/vice11.jpg

http://8.media.tumblr.com/RG4QkVUONq6ugktw71kwAsYSo1_500.jpg

[TjM]

I HATE this thread.

HATE

Gingers never get any respect

[Dude!]

i love naturally red-headed women
but i could never marry one
because then it would be likely
i'd get a red-headed son
and that would be unacceptable

[TjM]

i love naturally red-headed women
but i could never marry one
because then it would be likely
i'd get a red-headed son
and that would be unacceptable

:banning:

[A.J.]

Gingers never get any respect

Blame Mary Ann. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=82729)

[Death Metal Moe]

I've seen far more that 40% of red headed women that look attractive. In fact the rare quality of the red can actually turn like a 3 into a 5 in my opinion, but maybe that's just me. The freckle thing never turned me off personally although the total body coverage ones might take some getting used to.

Guys have it a lot harder. I don't think the allure of redheads works the other way as much so they get fucked right off the bat.

[~Katja~]

I had a thing for red headed guys for a while, never found them to be unattractive

[Death Metal Moe]

http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/2009/03/alyson_hannigan_02.jpg

http://www.beautyriot.com/stuff/images/articles/approve/1905_1586_Prepon-Laura-400.jpg

http://www.rodrigoflausino.com/imagens/diversos/mulheres/avril_lavigne/avril_lavigne_05.jpg

CCC is fucking out of his mind. I nominate him for the next "...is mentally unstable" thread.

[RhinoinMN]

I had a thing for red headed guys for a while, never found them to be unattractive

How you doin???

[King Hippos Bandaid]

my crazy borderline personality mom is a red head, so my views are jaded


but even my mommy issues could not stop my crush on

Shirley Manson


http://www.nndb.com/people/528/000094246/manson-sm.jpg

[JerseyRich]

my crazy borderline personality mom is a red head, so my views are jaded


but even my mommy issues could not stop my crush on

Shirley Manson


http://www.nndb.com/people/528/000094246/manson-sm.jpg

My crush for her ended when she showed up in that terrible Adam Sandler flick "Click."

[King Hippos Bandaid]

My crush for her ended when she showed up in that terrible Adam Sandler flick "Click."


oh,, Adam Sandler made movies after 2002, I did not know that

[RhinoinMN]

SCARY!!!

http://recent-movies.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/isla-fisher1.jpg

[JerseyRich]

oh,, Adam Sandler made movies after 2002, I did not know that

And has another coming out today, coincidentally.

FUNNY PEOPLE (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Funny_People)

[RhinoinMN]

And has another coming out today, coincidentally.

FUNNY PEOPLE (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Funny_People)

At least it isn't one that he wrote or produced.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

And has another coming out today, coincidentally.

FUNNY PEOPLE (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Funny_People)


a better writer wont save us from his predictable acting


He peaked, and hangs out at the Not Funny Anymore club with Jim Carrey


I can imagine a drunk Jim Carey saying, where is my drink , I'm Ace Ventura god damn it

[RhinoinMN]

a better writer wont save us from his predictable acting


He peaked, and hangs out at the Not Funny Anymore club with Jim Carrey


I can imagine a drunk Jim Carey saying, where is my drink , I'm Ace Ventura god damn it

I know, but it has to be a little better.


Wait this thread is about scary red heads.


http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/sharon-stone-crypt-keeper.jpg

[jennysmurf]

I have no idea what you're talking about. Shaggy happens to be my favorite member of the Scooby gang, and he is a ginger. :wub:

http://www.catshoes.com/Tubes/Cartoons/shaggy003.gif


Where you runnin to, Shaggy? I just wanna love you.

[CofyCrakCocaine]

I always thought Shaggy was a light-brown hair type with some auburn tucked into his boring Hanna Barbara color palettes.

[sr71blackbird]

My cousin has red hair and freckles, and he is pure Italian! If I let my hair grow, I have a little red in it too. I think its an ____ about them being ugly. I think the same percentage of non red heads are ugly, but you notice the redheads because they stand out.

[Scanty]

I like ALL redheads. I wish I was one.

[hanso]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/52/Louis_CK_Kuwait_crop.jpg/200px-Louis_CK_Kuwait_crop.jpg
Hot Mexican Ginger
LCK

[boosterp]

CCC is now on my bad list.

Although the top of my head has turned ALMOST a light brown, my beard and other hair remain near red. I really dig read headed chicks too.

[biggirl]

I happen to love red heads.

[Radioguy]

My crush for her ended when she showed up in that terrible Adam Sandler flick "Click."

You need to reassess your priorities.

[cougarjake13]

My crush for her ended when she showed up in that terrible Adam Sandler flick "Click."

she was in that movie ??

[fezident]

My chick is a redhead. I never thought they were hot until I met her. She is kinda crazy though.

[TNABuffalo]

most TRUE red heads though, male or female, are rather ugly...most of the hot ones (female) are brunettes with highlights or full on coloring

[Aggie]

GINGER BALLS!!!

http://intensities.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/murray.jpg

[Devo37]

My crush for [Shirley Manson] ended when she showed up in that terrible Adam Sandler flick "Click."

for me it was when she showed up on the Sarah Connor Chronicles. well not really, but she has gotten kind scary looking.

[hanso]

http://www.wallpaperbase.com/wallpapers/celebs/karibyron/kari_byron_1.jpg

[FrogSlayer]

Although I am not really a "ginger" , I am a red head man with freckles, fair skin and all and I am a sexy mother fucker.
Just thought you would like to know.

[FrogSlayer]

I met the Kari at DragonCon and she is hot in a girl next door kind of way.
she looks better in person.

[Section 8]

Legitimately red-headed women (aka non-hair-dyed women) are one of two things:

They are either smoking hot, or they are ugly as hell.

There is no middle ground.

[Drunky McBetidont]

http://www.mishalulu.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/pippifilm72dpi.jpg

[PapaBear]

Legitimately red-headed women (aka non-hair-dyed women) are one of two things:

They are either smoking hot, or they are ugly as hell.

There is no middle ground.

This chick isn't smoking hot or ugly as hell. And she definitely looks like she's a real redhead.



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[Malmö]

Blondes aplenty for me.

[TooLowBrow]

This chick isn't smoking hot or ugly as hell. And she definitely looks like she's a real redhead.

shes pretty damn cute

[PapaBear]

shes pretty damn cute
I absolutely agree. But she's proof that there is a middle ground.

And I'd like to get into the middle of that!:devil2:

[TooLowBrow]

I absolutely agree. But she's proof that there is a middle ground.

And I'd like to get into the middle of that!:devil2:

they really dressed her down

i think in other clothes that she is smoking hot

[PapaBear]

they really dressed her down

i think in other clothes that she is smoking hot
Stop trying to disprove my disproof!!!

[TooLowBrow]

Stop trying to disprove my disproof!!!

just look at her

im falling in love

[PapaBear]

just look at her

im falling in love
She doesn't like viruses. Forget about it, dude.

[TooLowBrow]

She doesn't like viruses. Forget about it, dude.

i have norton antivirus

thats why i dont wear condoms anymore

[CofyCrakCocaine]

I absolutely agree. But she's proof that there is a middle ground.

And I'd like to get into the middle of that!:devil2:

Alright I know I'm the originator of this thread that hates on reds, but she's definitely smoking hot.

p.s. i just hate redhead males.
p.p.s. just think they're creepy.

[DarkHippie]

Red headed women are my weakness. I have been known to go to great and psychotic lengths to please them. :(

[CofyCrakCocaine]

Red headed women are my weakness. I have been known to go to great and psychotic lengths to please them. :(

Is it true that redheaded women regard their young in a trend similar to that set by the Tazmanian Devil? That red gene just fucks them up in ways we can't see or can really easily.

[Furtherman]

Bad weather blamed for Scotland having 'more people with ginger hair' (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/scotland/7396657/Bad-weather-blamed-for-Scotland-having-more-people-with-ginger-hair.html)

The non scientific research found that in areas where the temperatures in summer were cooler and winter days were shorter – such as in Scotland – people with ginger hair were more likely to survive and evolve.

This was compared to people with the trait living in places with hot temperatures, such as Africa where humans are thought to have evolved, where people with a ginger hair genetic strain were more likely die.

[Serpico1103]

Red heads are like every other minority. It is tough to pull off, but when it happens it is fantastic. Blacks, asian, indians, latin, etc.

[nate1000]

Is it true that redheaded women regard their young in a trend similar to that set by the Tazmanian Devil? That red gene just fucks them up in ways we can't see or can really easily.

everyone loves a hot redheaded babe, but no one wants a ginger kid.

[jennysmurf]

Love me some read-headed fellas.:wub:

http://www.buzzfeed.com/erinlarosa/for-everyone-who-has-a-thing-for-redhead-men

[spoon]

pasty ginger fucks the whole lot

guess someone, JS, ate a lot of elmer's glue sticks "as a kid"

yuck again

[jennysmurf]

pasty ginger fucks the whole lot

guess someone, JS, ate a lot of elmer's glue sticks "as a kid"

yuck again

Don't be sad, spoon, I still love you for your great personality.

[spoon]

ha!

now you like mean mother fuckers too!

what the hell did your parents do to you!!!!

:innocent:

[spoon]

http://images.sodahead.com/polls/000484933/polls_HelpTheseGingerKids_thumb_5339_802978_poll_x large.jpeg

[spoon]

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_maeo0vH9yz1r8sb5y.jpg

[spoon]

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/4585964288/h56993CB5/

[jennysmurf]

Spoon, I'm just going to have to ignore this thread cause you're rooning it for me. :laugh:

[spoon]

Spoon, I'm just going to have to ignore this thread cause you're rooning it for me. :laugh:

http://queensberry-rules.com/images/stories/chucky-doll.jpg

[spoon]

http://www.rvcaproductions.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/carrtotop.jpg