Ron just gave me an hour for next Friday's show.

[Hottub]

*Inspired by Rich's thread*

OK. Suppose you got the call. What could you discuss that would keep Ron and/or Fez, plus the whole audience interested for the entire time.

I chose deli's, pizzeria's and sandwiches in general.



No, I'm not waiting by the phone.

What do ya got?

[Annie Waits]

umbrellas and gay rights

[CofyCrakCocaine]

cunts, rollerskates with cunts attached to them, cunt toppings with your pizza, storage cunts, and cuntorama.

[Furtherman]

Hats

[underdog]

Futherman.

[CofyCrakCocaine]

Favorite video game music. We'd end it with super mario rendition of Steve C's pendulum.

[razorboy]

Horticulture.

[CofyCrakCocaine]

Hydroponics.

[lleeder]

coloring books, headphones, big a, beard bets, and silence

[CofyCrakCocaine]

coloring books, headphones, big a, beard bets, and silence

self-doubt, self-obsession, tears, manginal discharges, #1 xmas song of the decade

[DiabloSammich]

coloring books, headphones, big a, beard bets, and silence




Somebody did that already.


Poorly.

[CofyCrakCocaine]

Somebody did that already.


Poorly.

If that somebody on your brain is the same somebody in mine, apply quoted words to other post I did.

[yojimbo7248]

listing Old Lilly's hookups with people who work for the show

[pussyhound]

self-doubt, self-obsession, tears, manginal discharges, #1 xmas song of the decade


You gotta go with Sleeves Christmas song for #1 song of the 00's. Seriously. That may even reach back to the 90's. When was the last time somebody put out a good christmas song? "Bells will be Ringing" by the Eagles was the last time anybody even tried to break into the genre and didn't fall flat on their face. Sleeves changed the fuckin face of Christmas with his song.

[stormy1065]

More gay issues that will get me on fezs good side

[razorboy]

Bbq.

[Gvac]

My favorite Ron and Fez shows are when they venture down the road of discussing some serious topics, such as spirituality and what life lessons you've learned along the way.

It's probably better left for bullshitting with Ronnie on the sidewalk while smoking at a bar night, but I'd love to be in studio for one of those talks.

[JerseyRich]

green technology.

[razorboy]

Green screen technology.

[Hottub]

Soylent Green technology.

[JerseyRich]

soy bomb technology.

[razorboy]

soybean allergies.

[dickydean]

Maybe a beard growing contest in real time would hold their attention for an hour.

[Furtherman]

Futherman.

20 minutes tops, but I'd listen

[Doogie]

Why not do an episode about people's rights and what has happened to our nation. You can cover the constitution and how we contradicted ourselves in many cases.

Hell you can talk about historic battles, or simply the history of NYC.

[STC-Dub]

I don't think I have talked an hour this month, I am an in and out sarcasm person, I could not keep people interested for an hour.

[Evolved]

I'd respectfully decline and allow the professionals to do their job. I'm a listener, not a radio show host.

[razorboy]

I don't think I have talked an hour this month, I am an in and out sarcasm person, I could not keep people interested for an hour.

Hell, you have a hard enough time with one post.

[underdog]

soy bomb technology.

http://blogs.creativeloafing.com/dailyloaf/files/2009/02/soybomb.jpg

[underdog]

20 minutes tops, but I'd listen

I'd be your Chris Farley.

"Remember that time Furtherman was called Ferdinand. That was great."

[tileslinger]

What ten books (Authors) do you like the most ?

You are "uneducated" if you have not read these books.

Is listening to an audio book reading?

Who are you reading that no one else is and why?

Is Paul Auster the new Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.?

Is there anyway to make the "Time Travelers Wife" into a unsappy movie?

Why should the "Confederacy of Dunces" not be made into a film?

Are the latter Godfather books valid.
"The Godfather Returns", "The Godfather's Revenge" & "The Sicilian"?

Should the Mark Winegardner books be made into films?

Is there a book that is 100 years old relevant to your life experience?

Is there a book that is 50 years old relevant to your life experience?

I'm a Union Card carrying left wing bleeding heart liberal what could I learn from reading a book by Bob Dole, Richard Nixon or Newt Gingrich?

That should cover about an hour.

[benjamin]

I'd ask why ron and fez no longer do characters...
Take calls on what needs to happen to get the show back to top form...
TELL EM TO DO MORE BITS...
Shit like that...

[silks]

Hunting

[zildjian361]

The Yanks meeting Gvac KFB MikeyBoy at the Big ASS Bash on that cold day,Hottub and Katja at Tommy Foxes and why Coors Light makes me piss every 5 min. Great stuff:laugh:60's 70's Rock

[~Katja~]

The Yanks meeting Gvac KFB MikeyBoy at the Big ASS Bash on that cold day,Hottub and Katja at Tommy Foxes and why Coors Light makes me piss every 5 min. Great stuff:laugh:60's 70's Rock
you skipped your 99 problems, now THAT's a lot to talk about

[zildjian361]

you skipped your 99 problems, now THAT's a lot to talk about

Oh them too, :smile::wub:

[realmenhatelife]

Why I hate post modernism

What the word 'emo' actually used to mean, with audio samples

Why rock music isn't dead


Absolutely no one would be entertained by my hour, it makes me appreciate how talented you have to be to have an audience and entertain them in a way that brings them in, and isn't completely self serving.

[zildjian361]

Why I hate post modernism

What the word 'emo' actually used to mean, with audio samples

Why rock music isn't dead


Absolutely no one would be entertained by my hour, it makes me appreciate how talented you have to be to have an audience and entertain them in a way that brings them in, and isn't completely self serving.

ILL Say:smoke::drunk:

[johnniehardrock]

listing Old Lilly's hookups with people who work for the show

They said you had an hour not a week

[TjM]

I'd request a drinking show and get smashed with Dave and Fez

[jlehane3]

so go with the flow.Talking music is just so much closer to personal taste.And just like the education system,it's always easier to talk about the Past than the Future.Every school teaches HISTORY,and the end of the book might end several presidents ago.How relevant? How many schools have classes called "The Future",besides professor ANTHONY ?

[DarkHippie]

Bands that if you don't like, you are an asshole

[SatCam]

whatevers in this mornings ny post. maybe we'll get a comedy pyramid going

[Furtherman]

Goop.

[MagillaGorillaz]

umbrellas and gay rights

Because gay umbrellas should have the same rights as straight umbrellas?

[Dell]

umbrellas and gay rights

sweet...someone wants Fez to participate...

[Ron Marie Douglas]

I just want to sing along to the Black Earl song.