Favorite R&F Bit Ever

[benjamin]

I'm afraid I'm gonna get murdered for this cause it has to have been done already (I cant find it if it has), but as a super noob I'd like to ask:

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE BIT OF ALL TIME?

Mine?

Paul-O Asswack bit...

Fuckin hilarious!
Had some of the great old characters: Iris, Jan Brady, Vietnam Vet, Asian Guy(?), Puerto Rican Gut(?)...
Had Paul-O in the classic defensive rambling...
Had Lenay D fuckin with him...

LAUGH OUT LOUD FUNNY!
Big AAAAA too...

[KnoxHarrington]

Probably the hardest I've ever laughed at a bit was the day Anna Nicole Smith died, and R&F treated it as a national tragedy. They started it on the XM show, as I remember, but it was the Free FM show that night where it really took off.

"And I looked at my kids, and I said to them, 'Anna's eatin' Trimspa with Jesus.'"

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

[benjamin]

Probably the hardest I've ever laughed at a bit was the day Anna Nicole Smith died, and R&F treated it as a national tragedy. They started it on the XM show, as I remember, but it was the Free FM show that night where it really took off.

"And I looked at my kids, and I said to them, 'Anna's eatin' Trimspa with Jesus.'"

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

Yeah that was a fuckin classic...
He talks about his kids innocent faces making him furious!
And that he was in school when he heard the news and they passed a joint around laced with black dust pcp...
:clap:

Wow the words under your name made me gag for a second...

[Coach_Mac]

The first thing that comes to my mind is when they were talking about how far they could throw Baby Love.

But that Anna Nicole thing had me rolling too.

[hereintheUK]

The whole Al Dukes fusbol table / pinball machine debacle sticks out. Also from JFK when a mysterious guy kept calling to threaten fez when Ron stepped out of the room to take care of some business. That was very funny.

[instrument]

Here in the uk...that was hank....

"Ron he called me fatgirl
"

"Oh he must know you"

[spankyfrank]

I'm partial to the Fez loves Dawn bit.

It's brilliant because Ronnie completely abandons the bit halfway through.

It actually had me captivated the first time I heard it live.

[landarch]

Here in the uk...that was hank....

"Ron he called me fatgirl
"

"Oh he must know you"

Ah, you beat me to it. I have that in my collection and when it comes around to that line I rewind a couple of times. Classic!

[samechick]

Some of my faves:

Swank perfume

the Hypnotism show (where Ron offers to call 911)

Anna Nicole's Death

Ron and Fez do a "walk over"

[instrument]

Fuck I miss fez :(

[tileslinger]

Not laugh out loud funny but I loved the bit on Free Fm where during an eclipse Ron and Fez kept complaining that it was giving them pressure behind their eyes.

[Tallman388]

Good/No Good
Iris
Fez's brother Corky visits and gets hammered on JD.

[hereintheUK]

There was this one that had me crying with tears but I cant remember when it was. Probably towards beginning of XM

It involved the gamecocks, Coach Nut, a player called Dick and it went on from there. Very funny stuff

[KnoxHarrington]

Another bit I loved was Ronnie B's Collectibles, in which Ronnie said that any "collectible" a caller asked for could be had.

Babe Ruth-autographed Tampa Bay Rays jersey? Yeah, Ronnie B can get that for you.

[furie]

from recent years, I really enjoyed the reynaldo the man who could see the past, bits


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[Gvac]

I'm afraid I'm gonna get murdered for this cause it has to have been done already (I cant find it if it has), but as a super noob I'd like to ask:

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE BIT OF ALL TIME?

Mine?

Paul-O Asswack bit...

Fuckin hilarious!
Had some of the great old characters: Iris, Jan Brady, Vietnam Vet, Asian Guy(?), Puerto Rican Gut(?)...
Had Paul-O in the classic defensive rambling...
Had Lenay D fuckin with him...

LAUGH OUT LOUD FUNNY!
Big AAAAA too...

Tell me, "benjamin" - how does a "noobie" from California know classic bits from 2001, 2002, etc?

[ImNotGvac]

The first bit that popped into my head was one time when Lenay was in the studio and telling Knock Knock jokes.

It went something like this:

Lenay: Knock Knock
R&F: Who's there?
Lenay: Mikey
R&F: Mikey who?
Lenay: My key is stuck in the door.
R&F Mikey is stuck in the door? Oh my God - we have to get him out of there!
Lenay: No, no my key is stuck in the door!
R&F: I know, we understand, your father is stuck in the door! Maybe we should call the fire department!
Lenay: No you don't understand .....



:laugh:

[benjamin]

Tell me, "benjamin" - how does a "noobie" from California know classic bits from 2001, 2002, etc?

Downloaded them and listened to them on my ipod.
Noob to the board and listening to the sirius live show.
But I've probably listened to 500-600 of the files in the file library.

Opie and Anthony were syndicated here in Sac back in 2001 so i would hear about R&F, but never heard a show.

[conman823]

Anything they did when they actually DID bits

[LordJezo]

When they left Rutger Hauer alone in the studio and he started answering phone calls from Iris and others.

Download it here: http://www.ronfez.net/forums/downloads.php?do=file&id=2151

I was driving home from a summer night class when it was on. I tuned into Ron and Fez and was confused when it was just some guy, Rutger, in the studio talking with no one else around.

On that download go to about 42 minutes in for when everyone starts leaving.

[gigi]

when billy staples threw water ballons at stalker patty and al dukes as they were riding thru central park in a horse drawn carriage.

[Shane Peterson]

Earl's Grandmother.

http://i.ehow.com/images/GlobalPhoto/Articles/4564269/37250-main_Full.jpg

[Devo37]

not a bit, and not an all-time favorite, but i was listening to some old stuff from the WJFK days and this call cracked me up:

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[Kerouac72]

Crazy Jen water torture

[MacVittie]

The va-jay-jay of the day-day.

[aceofspades7]

I57 and Lil Carby

[Devo37]

some that come to mind:

- Gail-O goes nuts while Paul-O reviews 'Anger Management'

- guilty pleasure songs

- Helping antelopes fight back against lions

- Ron wants to destroy the moon

- the list of rejected bits that Staples handed in

- the Rory/Staples 'silent spanker' incident

- Staples gets caught in a taxicab door

- how many 9 year olds could you beat in a fight

- what's the biggest animal you could kill

- the Hitler Theme Restaurant anti-comedy-pyramid

- Al Dukes kisses Gay Randy

- Billy muds on Al's paycheck

- Billy molests a drunk girl

- Fez tells the Elfish/Memphis trip story

- Ron's friend Rap in studio

- Guy Guyerson

- Jay Mohr Gossip

- Earl & Dave play "would you rather..."

[Donnie Iris]

Anything Iris

Anna Nicole Smith

And I also really enjoyed when they watched the Subway Super Hero on that stupid show with briefcases. I think it was when Fez was in the hospital.

[The Jays]

Most recent, BIG AAAAAAAAAAAAA.

Classic, Woman Calls up WNEW for the Make-Believe Ballroom.

[JPMNICK]

Billy Staples talking about his book or movie he was writting. the one where the little girl is sleeping and her dad died in a car accident the night before and the mom has to decide if she should tell her or not.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Lobster Claws was gr8

Billy Staples shitting on Al Dukes Paycheck was great


any Retard Martin or Kenny Allen



too hard to choose just 1

[SLCRagu]

"Bennington Presents". Some great Jan Brady and Iris calls.

[dino_electropolis]

I don't know the title but when callers would call up looking to buy a babe Ruth autographed copy of the davinci code and Ron would sell them his "last one"

[PapaBear]

I don't know the title but when callers would call up looking to buy a babe Ruth autographed copy of the davinci code and Ron would sell them his "last one"
I think they have a rejoiner of part of that one.

[Shane Peterson]

Fez and Dave's summer of no movies

East Side Dave vs. Roland

Fez thinks he has Lyme Disease

Billy Staples paintball gun

[PapaBear]

Billy Staples paintball gun
That reminds me of one. When I first started listening on WJFK, they were playing some best of's from WNEW. Right around the time they played that one, they played the one where Dukes (I think it was him, at least) read a letter of apology saying he couldn't go through with the Prince Albert piercing. That was some funny shit!

[robot artist]

Impossible to narrow it down to just one, but a real favorite of mine was Ron doing the story of Lil' Elvis, who even as a youth likes his girls younger and fucks babies.

[robot artist]

And then there's that recent run of live reads for Ashley Madison, where Ron scorched the Earth on a daily basis eviserating the morals of the client and the customers who use their service.

[KC2OSO]

Classic, Woman Calls up WNEW for the Make-Believe Ballroom.
Thank you. Pete Johnson has her shoe from 1938.

JOHNSON!

[mikeyboy]

That reminds me of one. When I first started listening on WJFK, they were playing some best of's from WNEW. Right around the time they played that one, they played the one where Dukes (I think it was him, at least) read a letter of apology saying he couldn't go through with the Prince Albert piercing. That was some funny shit!

That was Staples.

[Marc with a c]

al's slam poetry.

staples takes tuttle on a tour of new york.

[disneyspy]

lleeder in studio

[jimmyolsenblues]

how many 9 year olds can you beat up in a ring...bar none hands down...greatest bit EVER

[PapaBear]

That was Staples.
I don't know what I was thinking. The whole thing about him saying his therapist told him not to should have tipped him off. Was it Dukes that was so furious about it?

[Pestz4Evah]

Billy Staples on "Crossing Over" with John Edwards, Kenny Allen, Shock and Jock, Guy Guyerson, Dave's short story and poetry.

[socks]

How many 9 year olds could you beat up.
How far can you toss a baby.
Ron can beat up any baby animal
Ron the cell phone returning super hero.

[mikeyboy]

I don't know what I was thinking. The whole thing about him saying his therapist told him not to should have tipped him off. Was it Dukes that was so furious about it?

I think Wonderboy was the one who was pissed. He's the one who beat Staples at the Big Asscapades (with Earl as goalie) which was supposed to lead to the Prince Albert.

[Dude!]

i only heard them in replays
but the Iris calls were hysterical

also the brokeback mountain
hypnotism session
rocked the fat ass

[Landblast]

Iris.

[NewYorkDragons80]

Ron the cell phone returning super hero.

Still haven't heard that original bit.

My favorite all-time bit is either the Al Dukes bladder buster competition, lobster claws, or Fez's attempted mute week

[ryno1974]

How many 9 year olds can you beat up

Biggest animal you can kill

How many men it would take to kill a bear

If Jesus were an athlete (wife and I near died laughing at that one on a cross country road trip)

Giant lobster vs regular sized Rhino

And best hands down: Mikey D broken dick. I laughed my ass off siting in a subway listening to my inno eating lunch by myself. People thought I was retarded, but that was some funny shit.

[hereintheUK]

What was the one on JFK when some producers/ interns competed to win a brand new BMW. Produce/ Intern then proceeded to smash his own car window. It's vague but it's all I have.

[Coach_Mac]

LeBron James' mom calls in.

[Dude!]

LeBron James' mom calls in.

i forgot about that one
good choice!

this is Lebron James' baby mama!


also, Star Jones eating shrimps!

[nandopj]

some that come to mind:

- Gail-O goes nuts while Paul-O reviews 'Anger Management'

- guilty pleasure songs

- Helping antelopes fight back against lions

- Ron wants to destroy the moon

- the list of rejected bits that Staples handed in

- the Rory/Staples 'silent spanker' incident

- Staples gets caught in a taxicab door

- how many 9 year olds could you beat in a fight

- what's the biggest animal you could kill

- the Hitler Theme Restaurant anti-comedy-pyramid

- Al Dukes kisses Gay Randy

- Billy muds on Al's paycheck

- Billy molests a drunk girl

- Fez tells the Elfish/Memphis trip story

- Ron's friend Rap in studio

- Guy Guyerson

- Jay Mohr Gossip

- Earl & Dave play "would you rather..."



This has got a bunch of mine so because im lazy, i'll quote yours. I love 9yr olds in a fight, killing puppies, Earl and Dave play would you rather. great stuff.

[Mr.Misery]

The Wonder Boy/J Dubs 'break out your windshield' bit. The best practical joke ever on the show. Also, the bit where Ron talks about Lee Von Helm.

[PapaBear]

He Broke His Dick!!!!

[HeLAfAsT]

Havent missed a show in 3 months, just love the show - does anybody know where I can get the audio file of the Anna Nicole Smith segment? I'm dying to hear some of your favourite bits!!!

[flavorsaver]

THIS is NOT a BIT!!!

[RuntBug]

-All of the I-57 reads
-"Earl... he BROKE his DICK."
-Fezatorials
-"N-E-W, Peas Hode" ("Scott Moo-Nee, call on fahve")
-Enema Joke-Off
-Playing 'Family Feud' with Anthony

[tileslinger]

Havent missed a show in 3 months, just love the show - does anybody know where I can get the audio file of the Anna Nicole Smith segment? I'm dying to hear some of your favourite bits!!!

It's in the File Library under Free Fm here's part 1

http://www.ronfez.net/forums/downloads.php?do=file&id=3095

If your new you may want to check this out

http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=54792

[fezident]

The caller who was looking for "The Make Believe Ballroom" was pure gold.

Iris.

"Radio". The kid who called in just to let Ron know what was happening on other radio stations.


And pretty much anything that would get Al Dukes all fired up.




PS:
I would love to hear the cellphone-superhero bit.

[ca14129]

Big Fez..

Wooing Fez.. particularly the caller who starts with "Todd.. please acknowledge my number.." always has me laughing.

[dan laroe]

bobby the champ talking about making a hooker look at pictures of his family..i laughed and laughed

[tileslinger]

The John Mayer interview was great. I have listened to it probably 15-20 times. I can't believe he had the balls to do smash or trash.
I don't know what happened... I really thought he was going to be a Buddy like Jay Moore but he totally flaked.