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Snoogans
08-01-2009, 11:15 AM
The market for lobsters is pretty much at bottom prices right now. Lobsters are like 5.99 a pound most place. Its like party time. Im gonna pick some up tonight and its going to be awesome

razorboy
08-01-2009, 11:23 AM
Staples! Now!

sr71blackbird
08-01-2009, 11:36 AM
I say we do a Ron Fez.net Clam Bake!

We can meet at some beach and have fresh seafood and burgers and all show off our fantastic shapes! Maybe someone can snap their ankle for fun!

Gvac
08-01-2009, 11:42 AM
Why wouldn't sea cockroaches be cheap?

They're disgusting.

Whitey
08-01-2009, 11:46 AM
I say we do a Ron Fez.net Clam Bake!

We can meet at some beach and have fresh seafood and burgers and all show off our fantastic shapes! Maybe someone can snap their ankle for fun!


I agree . Theres a few nudist camps in nj just begging to be invaded you should host a clam bake there or not.

epo
08-01-2009, 11:53 AM
Why wouldn't sea cockroaches be cheap?

They're disgusting.

I don't understand you anymore.

Hottub
08-01-2009, 12:06 PM
We're going to Newark tonight. To a Spanish restaurant. They are having a lobster special.

I'm ordering the beef.

Tall_James
08-01-2009, 12:07 PM
We're going to Newark tonight. To a Spanish restaurant. They are having a lobster special.

I'm bringing a gun for protection.

Fixed that for you.

Hottub
08-01-2009, 12:08 PM
Fixed that for you.

Ferry Street.
No worries.

razorboy
08-01-2009, 12:09 PM
Fixed that for you.

Bringing some penicillin couldn't hurt either.

sr71blackbird
08-01-2009, 12:39 PM
Its weird, I just went to Yahoo and saw this top story about Lobsters being cheaper than hot dogs:

link (http://finance.yahoo.com/family-home/article/107440/looking-for-a-bargain-dinner-try-lobster.html?mod=family-love_money)

Gvac
08-01-2009, 12:40 PM
We're going to Newark tonight. To a Spanish restaurant. They are having a lobster special.

I'm ordering the beef.

You sure it's not a Portuguese restaurant?

DiabloSammich
08-01-2009, 12:45 PM
Supermarket by us just put them on sale for $4.99 a pound. I asked if it was a misprint.

sr71blackbird
08-01-2009, 12:54 PM
So... when are we doing the Clam Bake?

Lady Resin
08-01-2009, 12:56 PM
We're going to Newark tonight. To a Spanish restaurant. They are having a lobster special.

I'm ordering the beef.

Siberia?

TheMojoPin
08-01-2009, 01:22 PM
We're going to see a NJ-based news item in a few days about how an Asian man was discovered partially devoured by the 30 lobsters he bought and kept taunting.

lleeder
08-01-2009, 01:27 PM
This is great soon the lobster will replace the faggity chicken in America's hearts.

johnniehardrock
08-01-2009, 02:10 PM
just bought 8 lobsters $5.99 per pund and have some filet mignon going on the grill with some portebello mushrooms and even some chicken.

lleeder
08-01-2009, 02:13 PM
how long til we see lobster fingers or buffalo lobster claws on the menu?

razorboy
08-01-2009, 02:13 PM
just bought 8 lobsters $5.99 per pund and have some filet mignon going on the grill with some portebello mushrooms and even some chicken.

You sure that's going to be enough?

SinA
08-01-2009, 02:40 PM
Lobsters are the Jews of the sea.

razorboy
08-01-2009, 02:43 PM
Lobsters are the Jews of the sea.

Pinchy.

Farmer Dave
08-01-2009, 04:14 PM
When 'He' is right, he's right. I mean Gvac of course.

johnniehardrock
08-01-2009, 04:24 PM
You sure that's going to be enough?

I sense a fat joke in there somewhere. That was for 10 people and it was enough.

sailor
08-01-2009, 04:31 PM
Its weird, I just went to Yahoo and saw this top story about Lobsters being cheaper than hot dogs:

link (http://finance.yahoo.com/family-home/article/107440/looking-for-a-bargain-dinner-try-lobster.html?mod=family-love_money)

but, does it go as well with ketchup?

razorboy
08-01-2009, 04:41 PM
I sense a fat joke in there somewhere. That was for 10 people and it was enough.

Never.


By ten people, do you mean one person dressing up in ten different pairs of famous pants?

Snoogans
08-01-2009, 05:06 PM
i just found another place doin 4.49 a pound. INSANITY

MagillaGorillaz
08-01-2009, 05:11 PM
Two pages in and no crabs jokes. :sad:

TheMojoPin
08-01-2009, 05:57 PM
i just found another place doin 4.49 a pound. INSANITY

It's a trap. The lobsters saw your cruel video and so they've forced the prices down so that you buy a bunch of them at once and they'll be able to overpower you.

sr71blackbird
08-01-2009, 06:24 PM
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sailor
08-01-2009, 09:06 PM
It's a trap. The lobsters saw your cruel video and so they've forced the prices down so that you buy a bunch of them at once and they'll be able to overpower you.

ah, now i get your previous joke.

jennysmurf
08-01-2009, 09:08 PM
Lobsters Are Incredibly Cheap

It's because they're whores.

razorboy
08-01-2009, 09:13 PM
Suddenly I'm craving lobster.

PapaBear
08-01-2009, 09:13 PM
Lobsters Are Incredibly Cheap

It's because they're whores.
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3242/2979364101_34fdc62c8b.jpg?v=0

jennysmurf
08-01-2009, 09:43 PM
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3242/2979364101_34fdc62c8b.jpg?v=0

You've come through for me once again!:clap:

boosterp
08-02-2009, 04:03 PM
I fucking agree with Gvac, except I will eat lobster in a gumbo or an etouffee. Same with mudbugs (crawfish).

smiler grogan
08-02-2009, 05:11 PM
3 lobsters @ 6 bucks a pound, corn on the cob, a lite summer salad= heaven

west milly Tom
08-02-2009, 05:23 PM
Made lobster and filet mignon and corn on the cob and ceaser salad (no faggot chicken) and hand Ben and Jerry's for desert. 5/lb so sweet.

hammersavage
08-02-2009, 05:24 PM
We're going to Newark tonight. To a Spanish restaurant. They are having a lobster special.

I'm ordering the beef.

It wasn't the Spanish Pavilion, was it?

i just found another place doin 4.49 a pound. INSANITY

These are Don West-like prices. They're basically giving them away. Lobsters are the Mark McGwire rookie cards of the sea.

mikeyboy
08-02-2009, 05:35 PM
I'm definitely picking some up tomorrow.

hammersavage
08-02-2009, 05:36 PM
what's a good recipe for some lobster dishes?

west milly Tom
08-02-2009, 05:51 PM
what's a good recipe for some lobster dishes?


Full large pot with water. Add salt to water. Boil. Add lobsters. Boil for 15 minutes

hammersavage
08-02-2009, 05:51 PM
Full large pot with water. Add salt to water. Boil. Add lobsters. Boil for 15 minutes

damn you Tom

sailor
08-02-2009, 06:11 PM
just saw good eats and alton said steaming them was way quicker. i don't think i could ever cook/kill one, are there similar sales on lobster meat?

PapaBear
08-02-2009, 06:27 PM
just saw good eats and alton said steaming them was way quicker. i don't think i could ever cook/kill one, are there similar sales on lobster meat?
Most stores will steam them for you.

sailor
08-02-2009, 06:28 PM
Most stores will steam them for you.

sweet.

King Hippos Bandaid
08-03-2009, 07:25 AM
having some cheap 4.99 lobster this week



think im just gonna boil in salt water, make a nice butter garlic sauce for dipping and eat some Lobster on the Cheap

SinA
08-03-2009, 07:56 AM
Most stores will steam them for you.

sweet.

then sear 'em on the grill with some spices and butter when you get home

Aggie
08-03-2009, 08:19 AM
Damn, now I really want some. Lobster bisque is one of my favortie things ever. Maybe I'll try to make my own.

Snoogans
08-03-2009, 10:18 AM
they get cheaper but more angry. I put that fuck in the freezer for 10 minutes and he was STILL pissed when I dropped his ass in the pot

Snoogans
08-03-2009, 10:43 AM
I just finished my first lobster. SO GOOD. He was a little atrophied but fuck, for the price, you cant really start bitchin

TheMojoPin
08-03-2009, 11:12 AM
they get cheaper but more angry. I put that fuck in the freezer for 10 minutes and he was STILL pissed when I dropped his ass in the pot

I hope one busts out and crushes your Curious George soundtrack with his claws.

Doogie
08-03-2009, 11:20 AM
I hope one busts out and crushes your Curious George soundtrack with his claws.

Ha ha ha...ok that is fucking funny. :clap:

Aggie
08-03-2009, 11:35 AM
My aunt said she once had to hold the pot top down fighting against the lobster trying to get out. I will now never attempt to cook my own lobster. Let someone else do the dirty work.

mikeyboy
08-03-2009, 11:39 AM
Dammit. No live lobsters at the Whole Foods or Food Emporium in my neighborhood. I guess I'm going to have to make a trek for some.

PD
08-03-2009, 11:54 AM
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Snoogans
08-03-2009, 02:14 PM
I hope one busts out and crushes your Curious George soundtrack with his claws.

All digital bitch. That little fuck aint gettin near my ipod.


I WANNA TURN THE WHOLE THING UPSIDE DOWN....I'LL FIND THE THINGS THEY SAY JUST CANT BE FOUND

KnoxHarrington
08-03-2009, 03:02 PM
I decided to see if the cheap-ass lobster you've got up there has gotten down here so far when I went to the grocery store tonight.

Nope. It's still $15.95/lb here.

Guess I'll just eat some chicken tonight.

Snoogans
08-03-2009, 03:23 PM
I decided to see if the cheap-ass lobster you've got up there has gotten down here so far when I went to the grocery store tonight.

Nope. It's still $15.95/lb here.

Guess I'll just eat some chicken tonight.

go to a fish market, not the supermarket

KnoxHarrington
08-03-2009, 03:28 PM
go to a fish market, not the supermarket

I know a couple of places, but I doubt it's going to be much less. Remember, I am several hundred miles inland here.

It should still be way cheaper than it usually is here, but definitely not the prices you're getting there.

Snoogans
08-03-2009, 03:30 PM
Sucks for you

lleeder
08-03-2009, 03:49 PM
I know a couple of places, but I doubt it's going to be much less. Remember, I am several hundred miles inland here.

It should still be way cheaper than it usually is here, but definitely not the prices you're getting there.

Damn salt water taffy must cost an arm and a leg.

sailor
08-05-2009, 09:26 AM
just got stew leonard's email and they've got lobster and porterhouse each for 3.99 per lb for the next week.

http://www.stewleonards.com/cms_images/homepage_images/banner3.jpghttp://www.stewleonards.com/cms_images/homepage_images/banner4.jpg