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MC Pee Pants
08-01-2009, 07:07 PM
Im a twenty two year old male who just took a bath on a Saturday night because I don't feel good.
I feel like I should have drank and smoked my way through this sinus infection.
razorboy
08-01-2009, 07:09 PM
Taking a bath doesn't make you gay. Taking a bath with another man/men probably would.
If you have to ask the question "am I gay?", then you are gay.
MC Pee Pants
08-01-2009, 07:12 PM
Im thinking I should have titled this "Am I A Punk Ass Little Bitch" not gay...I hope Im not gay. I need some pussy.
razorboy
08-01-2009, 07:18 PM
I need some pussy.
Take a bath with yourself.
Reynolds
08-01-2009, 07:18 PM
Im thinking I should have titled this "Am I A Punk Ass Little Bitch" not gay...I hope Im not gay. I need some pussy.
Head over to Zman's site for some tips on butching up.
Devo37
08-01-2009, 07:20 PM
was it a bubble bath?
IMSlacker
08-01-2009, 07:37 PM
Get a Neti pot. Not only will it help with your sinus infection, it also gets the gay out. It's a proven fact.
sr71blackbird
08-01-2009, 07:37 PM
Was the tub filled with the seminal fluid of many black men?
If so.... you're gay!
jennysmurf
08-01-2009, 07:39 PM
Did you drink a cup of hot, peppermint tea then settle down on the couch with a romance novel? If so, you may not be gay, you may be a woman.
razorboy
08-01-2009, 07:42 PM
Was the tub filled with the seminal fluid of many black men?
If so.... you're gay!
Why bring up race?
We're talking about homos here.
Fallon
08-01-2009, 07:43 PM
I take baths sometimes if my back is really hurting.
Nothing gay about it.
razorboy
08-01-2009, 07:44 PM
I take baths sometimes if my back is really hurting.
Nothing gay about it.
Depends on why your back is hurting.
Fallon
08-01-2009, 07:46 PM
Depends on why your back is hurting.
Moving furniture and refinishing floors.
Moving furniture and refinishing floors.
redecorating your living room?
sounds gay.
razorboy
08-01-2009, 08:01 PM
redecorating your living room?
sounds gay.
Or the setup for a bad porno.
Get a Neti pot. Not only will it help with your sinus infection, it also gets the gay out. It's a proven fact.
This man speaks the truth.
I was a sinus-infected fairy before I discovered the joys of the Neti pot, and look at me now!
Reynolds
08-01-2009, 09:41 PM
This man speaks the truth.
I was a sinus-infected fairy before I discovered the joys of the Neti pot, and look at me now!
Do they advertise that this product flushes cum out of your ass?
razorboy
08-01-2009, 09:47 PM
Do they advertise that this product flushes cum out of your ass?
If you stay up for the late late night infomercials.
Reynolds
08-01-2009, 09:48 PM
If you stay up for the late late night infomercials.
Ill just Tivo it
razorboy
08-01-2009, 09:50 PM
Ill just Tivo it
You won't be disappointed.
MC Pee Pants
08-01-2009, 10:21 PM
Netipot for real? would it be gross to borrow someones?
jennysmurf
08-01-2009, 10:22 PM
Netipot for real? would it be gross to borrow someones?
Yes. Very, very.
razorboy
08-01-2009, 10:24 PM
Yes. Very, very.
Like you wouldn't watch if he youtubed it.
Meataball23
08-01-2009, 10:26 PM
Not gay, get some eucalyptus and epsom salt in your life. Im a confirmed heterosexual 26yr old and when im sick/super achy ill rock either or both and feel/breathe better.
If you were thinking about male on male love...thats gay.
instrument
08-01-2009, 10:29 PM
As a man the only time I've had a bath is in a suite with a young lady.
Home alone sitting in your calgon cause you're "feets hurts" is gay.
jennysmurf
08-01-2009, 10:33 PM
Like you wouldn't watch if he youtubed it.
True dat.
Reynolds
08-01-2009, 10:34 PM
As a man the only time I've had a bath is in a suite with a young lady.
Home alone sitting in your calgon cause you're "feets hurts" is gay.
After the MafiaLife party, I woke up extremely hungover and felt like shit. Went to take a shower, but the shower didn't work.
I ended up taking a bath in a Brooklyn Howard Johnson.
razorboy
08-01-2009, 10:35 PM
True dat.
And enjoy it.
jennysmurf
08-01-2009, 10:36 PM
And enjoy it.
I will. Let me know when you've posted it.
razorboy
08-01-2009, 10:39 PM
I will. Let me know when you've posted it.
It shouldn't take long.
jennysmurf
08-01-2009, 10:43 PM
It shouldn't take long.
That's what I've heard.
razorboy
08-01-2009, 10:44 PM
That's what I've heard.
You've heard nothing of the sort.
underdog
08-01-2009, 10:52 PM
Yes.
The Jays
08-01-2009, 10:53 PM
Taking a bath isn't gay. Inserting a penis into your asshole and having it thrust in and out of you until you come is gay.
razorboy
08-01-2009, 11:08 PM
Taking a bath isn't gay. Inserting a penis into your asshole and having it thrust in and out of you until you come is gay.
I think that could be considered gay regardless of who came and when.
DantheBartender
08-02-2009, 06:05 AM
They showed the Neti-pot on Web Soup last week. Not only is it gross imagery, the blank expression on the woman's face as she demonstrates is just creepy...
SatCam
08-02-2009, 06:13 AM
I usually take a bath when my ass hurts
I wish that was a joke
zildjian361
08-02-2009, 06:48 AM
If you have to ask the question "am I gay?", then you are gay.
Thank You:surrender:
Taking a bath isn't gay. Inserting a penis into your asshole and having it thrust in and out of you until you come is gay.
Great.
NOW you tell me.
boosterp
08-02-2009, 03:30 PM
As a man the only time I've had a bath is in a suite with a young lady.
Home alone sitting in your calgon cause you're "feets hurts" is gay.
Thank you! A hot shower will help those sinuses, a towel over your head in a sink while the hot water is running will help, saline spray will help, taking a bath without a lovely lady in with you speaks feminine. Did you shave your legs too?
Patient zer0
08-03-2009, 03:10 AM
Taking a bath alone if you are a male is pretty queer.
Taking a bath with another man is suspect.
I'd say your borderline as long as you didn't have a glass of wine by yourside, cucumbers on your eyes and maybe elton john playing
hatonmyhead
08-03-2009, 05:05 PM
Did you set up candles? Did you at any time say "Calgon, take me away?"
I feel like I should have drank and smoked my way through this sinus infection.
That's what I did.
Hottub
08-04-2009, 04:12 AM
I feel like I should have drank and smoked my way through life.
That's what I did.
:thumbup:
disneyspy
08-04-2009, 04:15 AM
http://i39.tinypic.com/2r2tabl.jpg
topless_mike
08-04-2009, 04:17 AM
nothing wrong with taking a bath. it's the common man's hottub.
dont let the homos yank your crank.
Aggie
08-04-2009, 06:26 AM
Pussy.
http://i39.tinypic.com/2r2tabl.jpg
:lol:
disneyspy
08-04-2009, 06:27 AM
Pussy.
:lol:
i thought you'd like that
strawberrypop
08-04-2009, 06:27 AM
http://i39.tinypic.com/2r2tabl.jpg
What does it mean if you're a female and find that kind of hot?
But fuck the Cowboys.
umm, not buttfuck the Cowboys. Although I bet Romo would love that.
disneyspy
08-04-2009, 06:32 AM
What does it mean if you're a female and find that kind of hot?
But fuck the Cowboys.
umm, not buttfuck the Cowboys. Although I bet Romo would love that.
and here i thought you were cool,i bet youre a Lions fan,fuck them in their stupid asses
Aggie
08-04-2009, 06:35 AM
What does it mean if you're a female and find that kind of hot?
But fuck the Cowboys.
umm, not buttfuck the Cowboys. Although I bet Romo would love that.
I made him use that when he lost the bet to me that the Cowboys wouldn't make the playoffs. hehehe (and he will lose again this year)
strawberrypop
08-04-2009, 06:38 AM
Haha, nooooo, I'm no Lions fan! I enjoyed watching Barry run, but then, who didn't? Thing of beauty, that. But I never identified myself as a fan of the team.
I grew up in a Raiders household, so that's kind of ingrained in my DNA. I am a Vikings fan, though. That grew out of my love for Denny Green.
disneyspy
08-04-2009, 06:38 AM
I made him use that when he lost the bet to me that the Cowboys wouldn't make the playoffs. hehehe (and he will lose again this year)
and thanks for the new sig quote
strawberrypop
08-04-2009, 06:39 AM
I made him use that when he lost the bet to me that the Cowboys wouldn't make the playoffs. hehehe (and he will lose again this year)
HAHA. I like that.
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