Ron & Fez SiriusXM Listening Thread for 08/07/2009

[EliSnow]

Good morning everyone!

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Do Whiny Posters Give You Ulcers? Ask Dr. Steve. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=43)

Blind Man Drive this Friday night in New Brunswick, NJ. Beers are on Jersey Rich. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=82871)

Bowling and Beer Night with Dash and the Union County Crew! (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=82131)

Make sure you check out Casey's "Second Annual Get Off The Internet And Have Some Fun In The Sun" get together in beautiful Central Park! Fun for the whole family! (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=82398)

Did Ron & Fez make you think today? Start a thread and see what we'll say. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=4)


866 RON 0 FEZ!!!

[ANC]

Good Morning Buddies! T-Minus 11 Days until lil NC is set to arrive.

[ToiletCrusher]

T-minus 11 days until you get a ton of congratulations from the likes of us.

[EliSnow]

Vagina Watch Summer 2009!!!

[biggestmexi]

:glurps:

my radio has finally killed itself.

:glurps:

[biggestmexi]

oh yeah.

im getting a little life out of it.

thank god for rubber bands, three for exact.

[Dell]

Good morning buddays...

Is streaming an option Mexi... in the event the radio totally shits the bed...

[PD]

morning all.

I hope today is "awful friends of ron" radio free.

and this is the Ichiban

The diary of George Sodini (http://74.125.93.132/search?hl=en&q=cache%3Ahttp%3A%2F%2Fgeorgesodini.com%2F20090804 .htm&btnG=Google+Search&aq=f&oq=&aqi=)

[biggestmexi]

Good morning buddays...

Is streaming an option Mexi... in the event the radio totally shits the bed...

i would try that but then my work will ocomplain about BANDWIDTh.

OR ELSE i would jsut sign up for Internet XM only.

maybe when the iphone comes to verizon.

also it went out and its back on now.

But tonight im going to tear this shit up>! (my lab i meant)

[spankyfrank]

You know what stinks....

Forgetting to bring your head phones and radio with you, HOWEVER.....

I will be enjoying a live Ron & Fez show today through a good ole monophonic earbud and my laptop.

And Yes that's just one ear bud that takes care of all the sound. Brilliant invention....

:bye:

[Meataball23]

Morning buddays!!:bye:

[biggestmexi]

You know what stinks....

Forgetting to bring your head phones and radio with you, HOWEVER.....

I will be enjoying a live Ron & Fez show today through a good ole monophonic earbud and my laptop.

And Yes that's just one ear bud that takes care of all the sound. Brilliant invention....

:bye:

well are you not worried that twice the sound will come out of there and blow out your ear?

[Eltron6000]

does anyone else get annoyed by the girl from the adam and eve commercials and her terrible lisp?

[spankyfrank]

well are you not worried that twice the sound will come out of there and blow out your ear?

Not a chance they were provided by the medical community, theres probably more risk of me getting hepatitis...

"Sunshine, Lollipops, rainbows everywhere....."

[Servo]

does anyone else get annoyed by the girl from the adam and eve commercials and her terrible lisp?

Annoyed? She makes me want to shove pencils in my ears.

[ANC]

Nice Miller's Crossing/ Beastie Boys!!

[Servo]

That's a nice opener right there...

Drop from "Miller's Crossing" into "Gratitude" by the Beasties.

[hydee]

Man you got to love The Beastie Boys. This is actually one of my faves.

[Hottub]

Buddays!!
It's The Beastie Boys, but what song?

[epo]

Buddays!!
It's The Beastie Boys, but what song?

Gratitude.

Fucking awesome song.

[PD]

whoever's on the Pad data was late;
it said Opie and Anthony about a minute into Beastie Boys

[KingGeno]

Beastie Boys -- Gratitude

[Hottub]

Alright Boppers!

[A.J.]

does anyone else get annoyed by the girl from the adam and eve commercials and her terrible lisp?

Yes. Her sexy talk is hardly sexy.

[dino_electropolis]

Beastie Boys -- Gratitude

Fkn B Boys....we always focus on how awesome Pauls Boutique was, but then you hear this track from Check Your Head, and it just reminds you how talented these guys are.

[Hottub]

Don't ask Ron how he's doin' please.

[epo]

Fkn B Boys....we always focus on how awesome Pauls Boutique was, but then you hear this track from Check Your Head, and it just reminds you how talented these guys are.

I had a conversation with a friend after MCA got sick and he pulled the "Beasties don't play instruments" shit with me. I dropped "Gratitude" on him and pointed out how fucking sweet MCA's bass line is in that track.

[epo]

Don't ask Ron how he's doin' please.

None of your fucking business.

[RhinoinMN]

Don't ask Ron how he's doin' please.

How are you doin?

[Hottub]

I'd love a draft party.

http://blogs.ocweekly.com/heardmentality/DraftBeer01.jpg

[Servo]

I'd love a draft party.

http://blogs.ocweekly.com/heardmentality/DraftBeer01.jpg

So goddamn thirsty...

[biggestmexi]

I'd love a raft party.



??????????

http://www.americanwhitewater.com/images/rafting-15.jpg

[sailor]

Is Dave expecting a third?

[Hottub]

How are you doin?

None of your business you red headed dick.

[RhinoinMN]

I'd love a draft party.

http://blogs.ocweekly.com/heardmentality/DraftBeer01.jpg

Fuck, tub. Don't do that. It is hot here and my bosses are gone for the week. Oh, temptation...

[hydee]

Fkn B Boys....we always focus on how awesome Pauls Boutique was, but then you hear this track from Check Your Head, and it just reminds you how talented these guys are.

"Paul's Boutique" was great and experimental, but you are right "Check Your Head" was just as good. It was funky and phat and it was just a different feel, more grown up.

"Something's Got to Give","POW","Stand Together" very underrated songs.

ETA: They also added more instruments to "Check Your Head" to me it felt like a fuller album, more mature.

[dino_electropolis]

I had a conversation with a friend after MCA got sick and he pulled the "Beasties don't play instruments" shit with me. I dropped "Gratitude" on him and pointed out how fucking sweet MCA's bass line is in that track.

The whole B side (whats a B Side?) of Pauls Boutique and Check Your Head is full of tunes where they jam out, some completely instrumental....fkn talented guys.

[biggestmexi]

None of your business you red headed dick.

DIFFERENT, DIFFERENT, DIFFERENT!

[Hottub]

I have never even used BlackBerry messaging.

[IMSlacker]

My blackberry doesn't make any noise when I get an email. That would drive me nuts.

[PD]

wait, what happened with ESD?

[biggestmexi]

Ichiban: http://status.twitter.com/

twitter is down.

the world will end!

[KingGeno]

Fez's "Oh My God" was fantastic. :clap:

/stab me in the face for typing OMG.....ugh...

[Sweet_Ness]

baby #3 on the way.....

[Willmore]

Congrats, Casey & Dave!

[Willmore]

Joking about Hiroshima and Nagasaki ... classy, Dave, really classy.

[Chob]

Ichiban: http://status.twitter.com/

twitter is down.

the world will end!
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[EliSnow]

baby #3 on the way.....

Seriously?

[sailor]

Joking about Hiroshima and Nagasaki ... classy, Dave, really classy.

it can't possibly be too soon.

[disgruntledsherpa]

Dave is fantastic.

[Meataball23]

Dave should have brought the babies to work

[IMSlacker]

Why didn't he just leave them in the car while he was at work?

[Warren Peace]

baby #3 on the way.....

Ohhh...so that's what they mean by the term "Black Irish"

[Willmore]

it can't possibly be too soon.

Fair enough.

Thanks, Hitler. My Grandpa made a killing in gold teeth.

[Farthammer]

Dave is a complete IDIOT in this scenario..... Gives his children to complete strangers and Shooting inside Casey AGAIN...... WOW.

[EliSnow]

Fez's cat thing is not the same thing as leaving kids off.

Stupid callers.

[Meataball23]

Wait...are they really having a third?

[biggestmexi]

fezzie having a good show

[~Katja~]

I would rather have some neighbors watch my kid than some random baby sitter you have never seen or met... what's so wrong with that?
I never have anyone to take Lukas off my hands when I get sick and if I knew a nice couple I would do the same.

[Servo]

Wait...are they really having a third?

Not yet.

[biggestmexi]

oh my god.

he doesnt even have their number?

What the hell?

[ANC]

CHAD!! :lol:

[yojimbo7248]

fezzie having a good show

the happiest I have seen Fez is when Dave is in pain or in trouble. I remember Fez was giddy when ESD was being branded.

[Farthammer]

This can't be serious.

He didn't even get their phone number.

He left his house wide open....

[Meataball23]

fezzie having a good show

He always does when he can put the boots on someone


Also, I really dont see the big deal about leaving the babies w/ neighbors in a pinch. Odd that he doesnt have their number, but its not like theyre total strangers. Plus casey is what 200ft. away?

[SP1!]

Another exaggeration from the resident retard ESD just to get airtime, what a lying sack of shit.

Just move on to another show stuntboy, the only people fooled are the rednecks and hicks, god he is a show train wreck.

[RhinoinMN]

They know Julianna's name.


I'd be willing to bet that most pedo's knew the names of their vicitms.

[schabadoo]

What the hell?

Don't worry.

He's given out his address and has let everyone know that his house is unlocked and his wife is sleeping alone upstairs.

What's the problem?

[SP1!]

He always does when he can put the boots on someone


Also, I really dont see the big deal about leaving the babies w/ neighbors in a pinch. Odd that he doesnt have their number, but its not like theyre total strangers. Plus casey is what 200ft. away?
Its when fez knows hes superior to someone and he realizes that if this is true then dave is a fucking retard that special Olympic kids can make fun of, the kids will be better off being raised by strangers than have dave as a father.

[Vidaroke Hayashida]

afternoon buddays!

[wkj]

I don't want to?

[biggestmexi]

Don't worry.

He's given out his address and has let everyone know that his house is unlocked and his wife is sleeping alone upstairs.

What's the problem?

oh yeah thats helps.

whos close to him.

[wkj]

Why does he keep going back to thier race?

[yojimbo7248]

ha! Dave is still calling his cul de sac an alcove

[strawberrypop]

Menage-a-tot would've been better, Pat.

[Hottub]

Jesus, Pat!:lol:

[realmenhatelife]

For a guy that would like to keep the location of his house secret Dave has given away quite a bit of info today.

[Hottub]

http://img2.allposters.com/images/PHO/AAHG072_16x20-PassingAction.jpg

[SP1!]

Holy shit?

Warren fucking Moon?

I used to love watching him play when I was younger.

[yojimbo7248]

great surpise! my childhood hero, Warren Moon. My family are Husky fans and I went to U of W. I'll never forget him beating U of M in the Rose Bowl in the 70's.

[strawberrypop]

I love Warren so much!!

[SP1!]

Jesus, Pat!:lol:

LOL that was pat? Thats his funniest line ever.

[EliSnow]

http://img2.allposters.com/images/PHO/AAHG072_16x20-PassingAction.jpg

http://www.nfl.com.mx/imagerepository/Warren%20Moon%20con%20Vikingos.JPG

[Meataball23]

http://img2.allposters.com/images/PHO/AAHG072_16x20-PassingAction.jpg

Anytime I play w/ the titans in madden I throw the old school oilers uni's on them


This also applies for buccaneer bruce and the hideious old patriots unis.

[strawberrypop]

Ichiban: http://status.twitter.com/

twitter is down.

the world will end!

Facebook seems fairly fucked, too. The internet is imploding!

[~Katja~]

ha! Dave is still calling his cul de sac an alcove
I was going to comment on that but thought I was just a silly foreigner that doesn't know the difference

[Farthammer]

Holy shit?

Warren fucking Moon?

I used to love watching him play when I was younger.

I love being in the stands when he blew the game against the Bills.

[SP1!]

Yeah it was stereotype more than race, they didnt want to waste a good athlete at the QB slot, but Moon was a prototypical QB

[Hottub]

http://www.nfl.com.mx/imagerepository/Warren%20Moon%20con%20Vikingos.JPG

:thumbdown:

[Jeffdc5]

omg can't believe dave is this dumb

[Willmore]

Warren Moon in 'da house!

Go Dawgs ... Go Hawks!

[SP1!]

I love being in the stands when he blew the game against the Bills.

Thats ok, he can take comfort in the bills still being 0-fer in the SB, meanwhile hes in both hall of fame for football.

[SP1!]

Warren Moon in 'da house!

Go Dawgs ... Go Hawks!

Is that for him or who?

[Hottub]

Ron can interview the shit out of anybody!

[Willmore]

Is that for him or who?

It's a general statement of the superiority of Washington sports teams :bye:

[Hottub]

He never would have made it had he not been a QB
Going to Canada was the best route to take.

[Sweet_Ness]

omg can't believe dave is this dumb

believe it....

[yojimbo7248]

which Canadian team was he on?

Canada is so much better with the racial stuff.

[Farthammer]

Thats ok, he can take comfort in the bills still being 0-fer in the SB, meanwhile hes in both hall of fame for football.

Also with no Superbowls.

[Hottub]

Good thing.
Canada sucks.:surrender:

[Caseyelan]

Here's the deal... Dave is sleep deprived and a lil out of the loop. I mentioned that I watch the kid nextdoor all the time when they run out. They both know julianna and stan. i would NEVER EVER let the kids go somewhere I wasn't sure of. I just needed them to watch them for an hour or two so I could shower and try to keep a lil food down. Instead, my phone blew up and apparently people are very upset. Dave is a lil absent minded when he yelled to me... "what do I do with the kids" i said, go ask Blank and Blank... Not overstepping boundaries or being retarded. I just needed to try to get my bearings. The kids are with me now and everything is fine.

Let's all take a deep breath.

I don't want to post on boards or whatever, I want to fucking rest.

so..... whatever.

ps. i am not pregnant.

[Farthammer]

which Canadian team was he on?

Canada is so much better with the racial stuff.

I think Edmonton.

[yojimbo7248]

I think Edmonton.

that rings a bell. thanks

[SP1!]

It's a general statement of the superiority of Washington sports teams :bye:
Uhhh yeah, Im guessing thats sarcasm since they both college teams were like 2-23 last year, right?

Also with no Superbowls.
Well he had racism holding him back, that bills team was lily white except for reed and that defensive end.

[JimmieHats]

Ron can interview the shit out of anybody!

ew.

[biggestmexi]

Here's the deal... Dave is sleep deprived and a lil out of the loop. I mentioned that I watch the kid nextdoor all the time when they run out. They both know julianna and stan. i would NEVER EVER let the kids go somewhere I wasn't sure of. I just needed them to watch them for an hour or two so I could shower and try to keep a lil food down. Instead, my phone blew up and apparently people are very upset. Dave is a lil absent minded when he yelled to me... "what do I do with the kids" i said, go ask Blank and Blank... Not overstepping boundaries or being retarded. I just needed to try to get my bearings. The kids are with me now and everything is fine.

Let's all take a deep breath.

I don't want to post on boards or whatever, I want to fucking rest.

so..... whatever.

ps. i am not pregnant.

oh hot damn!

[Farthammer]

Uhhh yeah, Im guessing thats sarcasm since they both college teams were like 2-23 last year, right?


Well he had racism holding him back, that bills team was lily white except for reed and that defensive end.

You mean Bruce Smith who is being inducted to the Hall this very Sunday?

Oh yeah and;
Cornelius Bennett
Daryl Talley
Thurman Thomas
James Lofton
Nate Odomes
Leonard Smith
Leon Seals
House Ballard
Kenneth Davis
Keith Mckeller

[~Katja~]

Here's the deal... Dave is sleep deprived and a lil out of the loop. I mentioned that I watch the kid nextdoor all the time when they run out. They both know julianna and stan. i would NEVER EVER let the kids go somewhere I wasn't sure of. I just needed them to watch them for an hour or two so I could shower and try to keep a lil food down. Instead, my phone blew up and apparently people are very upset. Dave is a lil absent minded when he yelled to me... "what do I do with the kids" i said, go ask Blank and Blank... Not overstepping boundaries or being retarded. I just needed to try to get my bearings. The kids are with me now and everything is fine.

Let's all take a deep breath.

I don't want to post on boards or whatever, I want to fucking rest.

so..... whatever.

ps. i am not pregnant.


too bad that you have to post and justify what you guys do...I had no doubt in my mind that everything was fine...
Dave always mixes things up or omits facts that make things seem a bit different, but it's Dave and almost everybody knows that by now.
Feel better Casey!

[wkj]

too bad that you have to post and justify what you guys do...I had no doubt in my mind that everything was fine...
Dave always mixes things up or omits facts that make things seem a bit different, but it's Dave and almost everybody knows that by now.
Feel better Casey!

There sure were some significant facts left out.

[Willmore]

Here's the deal... Dave is sleep deprived and a lil out of the loop. I mentioned that I watch the kid nextdoor all the time when they run out. They both know julianna and stan. i would NEVER EVER let the kids go somewhere I wasn't sure of. I just needed them to watch them for an hour or two so I could shower and try to keep a lil food down. Instead, my phone blew up and apparently people are very upset. Dave is a lil absent minded when he yelled to me... "what do I do with the kids" i said, go ask Blank and Blank... Not overstepping boundaries or being retarded. I just needed to try to get my bearings. The kids are with me now and everything is fine.

Let's all take a deep breath.

I don't want to post on boards or whatever, I want to fucking rest.

so..... whatever.

ps. i am not pregnant.

Casey, yes you are pregnant. The internets can't be wrong.

[ANC]

too bad that you have to post and justify what you guys do...I had no doubt in my mind that everything was fine...
Dave always mixes things up or omits facts that make things seem a bit different, but it's Dave and almost everybody knows that by now.
Feel better Casey!

ditto.

[EliSnow]

Would anyone ever buy any product after the maker says "We can't say it's healthy for you."

[Farthammer]

Here's the deal... Dave is sleep deprived and a lil out of the loop. I mentioned that I watch the kid nextdoor all the time when they run out. They both know julianna and stan. i would NEVER EVER let the kids go somewhere I wasn't sure of. I just needed them to watch them for an hour or two so I could shower and try to keep a lil food down. Instead, my phone blew up and apparently people are very upset. Dave is a lil absent minded when he yelled to me... "what do I do with the kids" i said, go ask Blank and Blank... Not overstepping boundaries or being retarded. I just needed to try to get my bearings. The kids are with me now and everything is fine.

Let's all take a deep breath.

I don't want to post on boards or whatever, I want to fucking rest.

so..... whatever.

ps. i am not pregnant.

Dave needs to be a bit more clear next time so he doesn't come off as a total fool...

[JimmieHats]

srsly. hi caseh. xo.

[Hottub]

too bad that you have to post and justify what you guys do...I had no doubt in my mind that everything was fine...
Dave always mixes things up or omits facts that make things seem a bit different, but it's Dave and almost everybody knows that by now.
Feel better Casey!

Exactly. People who even remotely know you and Dave have no doubt that you would ever do anything to jeopardize the welfare of the kids.

[Vidaroke Hayashida]

Would anyone ever buy any product after the maker says "We can't say it's healthy for you."

i smoke... so yes

[wkj]

Would anyone ever buy any product after the maker says "We can't say it's healthy for you."

Yea, always thought that was an odd line.

[Hottub]

Would anyone ever buy any product after the maker says "We can't say it's healthy for you."

Yup.
http://www.caterersearch.com/blogs/catering-news-blog/guinness.jpg

[EliSnow]

i smoke... so yes

Doesn't it raise a red flag for you?

I'm mean, you don't see regular cigarette maker or alcohol makers say those things, and they're not healthy for you.

[~Katja~]

There sure were some significant facts left out.
which made it an entertaining segment ... you know... the show that always makes it seem like Dave is a dummy or a bit careless...

It's not your first day listening!

[strawberrypop]

Here's the deal... Dave is sleep deprived and a lil out of the loop. I mentioned that I watch the kid nextdoor all the time when they run out. They both know julianna and stan. i would NEVER EVER let the kids go somewhere I wasn't sure of. I just needed them to watch them for an hour or two so I could shower and try to keep a lil food down. Instead, my phone blew up and apparently people are very upset. Dave is a lil absent minded when he yelled to me... "what do I do with the kids" i said, go ask Blank and Blank... Not overstepping boundaries or being retarded. I just needed to try to get my bearings. The kids are with me now and everything is fine.

Let's all take a deep breath.

I don't want to post on boards or whatever, I want to fucking rest.

so..... whatever.

ps. i am not pregnant.

I don't think you need to justify yourself to any of us fools.

It should be fairly apparent to anyone who has paid the smallest bit of attention that you'd never pur your children into an unsafe or ill-advised position. And anyone who has listened to Dave for any significant amount of time should know that he can be somewhat flakey when it comes to details and things. Moms generally know what is going on so much better than dads, and Dave's a tad ADD to begin with.

Edited to Add: Plus, I would hope most people here can recognize when shit is being played up for the radio and when it's real. Right? Okay maybe that's a tad hopeful on my end.

[Hottub]

http://www.sportingcollectibles.com/adagdt/ad31794guinness.jpg

[SP1!]

You mean Bruce Smith who is being inducted to the Hall this very Sunday?

Oh yeah and;
Cornelius Bennett
Daryl Talley
Thurman Thomas
James Lofton
Nate Odomes
Leonard Smith
Leon Seals
House Ballard
Kenneth Davis
Keith Mckeller
It was sarcasm 0-fer super bowl boy.

[EliSnow]

Yup.
http://www.caterersearch.com/blogs/catering-news-blog/guinness.jpg

Guinness doesn't say that though.

I'm not asking why anyone would buy a product that is not healthy for them. I do it myself. But when it says it in an ad, it just curious, and leaves questions open.

[Servo]

Yea, always thought that was an odd line.

It's just a sneaky way for them to imply that their product is a "healthy alternative" to real cigs.

[Vidaroke Hayashida]

Doesn't it raise a red flag for you?

I'm mean, you don't see regular cigarette maker or alcohol makers say those things, and they're not healthy for you.

I know why they say that... because they used to say that the electric cigarette was healthy but the FDA wanted proof and they didnt have it... So they cant make the claim anymore... but i have heard good things about helping people quit

[biggestmexi]

what movie was that from?

[IMSlacker]

Dave needs to be a bit more clear next time so he doesn't come off as a total fool...

That wouldn't make very good radio.

[wkj]

which made it an entertaining segment ... you know... the show that always makes it seem like Dave is a dummy or a bit careless...

It's not your first day listening!

Oh, I get that, remember, I'm "It's just a bit" guy.

[IMSlacker]

what movie was that from?

Glengarry Glen Ross

[~Katja~]

Doesn't it raise a red flag for you?

I'm mean, you don't see regular cigarette maker or alcohol makers say those things, and they're not healthy for you.
you mean the big labels are not the same?

http://blog.tpronline.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/english_cigs.jpg

[ANC]

what movie was that from?


Glengarry Glen Ross

EDIT - Slacker beat me to it.

[Hottub]

People read books?:ohmy:

[JimmieHats]

Doesn't it raise a red flag for you?

I'm mean, you don't see regular cigarette maker or alcohol makers say those things, and they're not healthy for you.

prob not FDA approved?

[EliSnow]

I know why they say that... because they used to say that the electric cigarette was healthy but the FDA wanted proof and they didnt have it... So they cant make the claim anymore... but i have heard good things about helping people quit

That still doesn't explain it. The FDA wants proof if you say it's healthy. Don't say it's healthy then. Also, don't say that you can't say it's not healthy.

[Vidaroke Hayashida]

People read books?:ohmy:

I prefer the books with pictures

[Farthammer]

It was sarcasm 0-fer super bowl boy.

You are a mean person.

[biggestmexi]

People read books?:ohmy:

ive read two in my old age. and i mean from 16-23.

One by anthony bourdain and the other by neil strauss.

i look thru cook books quite a lot though.

[ANC]

That still doesn't explain it. The FDA wants proof if you say it's healthy. Don't say it's healthy then. Also, don't say that you can't say it's not healthy.


"We can't say Soylent Green isn't not made of people"

[Hottub]

You shouldn't be eating grilled cheese at all.

[Vidaroke Hayashida]

That still doesn't explain it. The FDA wants proof if you say it's healthy. Don't say it's healthy then. Also, don't say that you can't say it's not healthy.


maybe it is potentially harmful ... and they're saying it to cover their ass... but i guess they want to be known that its more likely safer than a regular cigarette

[TjM]

the happiest I have seen Fez is when Dave is in pain or in trouble. I remember Fez was giddy when ESD was being branded.

Much like Dave takes great joy in other people in pain or in the barrel

[Hottub]

"We can't say Soylent Green isn't not made of people"

:lol:

[EliSnow]

you mean the big labels are not the same?

http://blog.tpronline.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/english_cigs.jpg

That's a warning on the product itself. It's a little different from an ad.

You don't see a spokesman on a beer ad say "We can't say this is healthy for you."

They may have small type or say drink responsibly.

I guess that it's just a very weird phrase to say.

[Hottub]

Homefries? Bacon? Cheese?

[EliSnow]

maybe it is potentially harmful ... and they're saying it to cover their ass... but i guess they want to be known that its more likely safer than a regular cigarette

That's another reason I find it odd. In prescription ads, or even on cigarettes, they tell you some details as to the negative things that could happen.

This ad doesn't say, you could get x,y or z from it. They just say, "we can't say it's not healthy for you."

Not the best disclaimer and not really good advertising practice either.

[SP1!]

I don't think you need to justify yourself to any of us fools.

It should be fairly apparent to anyone who has paid the smallest bit of attention that you'd never pur your children into an unsafe or ill-advised position. And anyone who has listened to Dave for any significant amount of time should know that he can be somewhat flakey when it comes to details and things. Moms generally know what is going on so much better than dads, and Dave's a tad ADD to begin with.

Edited to Add: Plus, I would hope most people here can recognize when shit is being played up for the radio and when it's real. Right? Okay maybe that's a tad hopeful on my end.
As I said earlier, dave was lying to get air time, only a fucking retard would leave babies with complete strangers.

[biggestmexi]

That still doesn't explain it. The FDA wants proof if you say it's healthy. Don't say it's healthy then. Also, don't say that you can't say it's not healthy.


bah.

flinstones chewables w/immunity support cant say they are healthy.

so what.

[realmenhatelife]

My mom cracks a diet caffeine free coke before her ass is off the bed in the morning.

[TjM]

Casey, yes you are pregnant. The internets can't be wrong.

I won't believe it until I read it on Twitter

[Vidaroke Hayashida]

Not true ronnie!!!http://content.costco.com/Images/Content/Product/804925b.jpg

[biggestmexi]

Homefries? Bacon? Cheese?

fucking STARVIN!

[biggestmexi]

OH MY GO RON SAID WHAAAA.

OF JIGGER

i love ReAL cherry juice.

[strawberrypop]

The best way start to the day is with a tasty, tangy, strawberry pop!

[JimmieHats]

put me down as a lunatic. chick fil a r00lz.

[Hottub]

Cherry water.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/4e/Fuersteneck_Kirschwasser.jpg

[Servo]

That's another reason I find it odd. In prescription ads, or even on cigarettes, they tell you some details as to the negative things that could happen.

This ad doesn't say, you could get x,y or z from it. They just say, "we can't say it's not healthy for you."

Not the best disclaimer and not really good advertising practice either.

Again, I think what they're doing is trying to imply that it is a "healthy alternative" to smoking, they just can't come out and flatly say it.

[A.J.]

I've seen places in the Middle East where they make all kinds of fruits into juices.

[strawberrypop]

I've seen places in the Middle East where they make all kinds of fruits into juices.

So that's why Iran doesn't have any gay people.

[EliSnow]

bah.

flinstones chewables w/immunity support cant say they are healthy.

so what.

My point is that there is a difference from not making an affirmative statement that a product is healthy and making an affirmative statement that they can't say it's not healthy.

In one instance, you make no statement whatsoever about health and in the other saying that you can't make a statement.

[Hottub]

One Bullet Test?
Blind Man Drive?

[~Katja~]

That still doesn't explain it. The FDA wants proof if you say it's healthy. Don't say it's healthy then. Also, don't say that you can't say it's not healthy.

they contain nicotine without the tar in your lungs from the tobacco... so they are healthier but they clearly cannot say healthy

[Meataball23]

I enjoy a bloody mary if im at a brunch place

[EliSnow]

Again, I think what they're doing is trying to imply that it is a "healthy alternative" to smoking, they just can't come out and flatly say it.

I think if you have the exact same ad without that statement, you still have the same implication.

[JimmieHats]

even the slept is a nice new band... :o

[TjM]

I enjoy a bloody mary if im at a brunch place

Mary

[ANC]

One Bullet Test?
Blind Man Drive?

:wub:

[biggestmexi]

old orchard makes the cherry juice that caller was talking about.

id drink it everyday if it wasnt so expensive.

[ANC]

Pomegranate Wine is very healthy and damn tasty!

[EliSnow]

they contain nicotine without the tar in your lungs from the tobacco... so they are healthier but they clearly cannot say healthy

So they should just advertise that the product does not have tar like tobacco cigarettes do. You can advertise the fact, and not say anything about health.

[A.J.]

So that's why Iran doesn't have any gay people.

Only those hanging from a rope.

[biggestmexi]

http://www.oldorchardjuice.com/juices/images/64_TartCherry_burst.jpg

all the juice from grapes is clear anyway. no matter what color the grape.

[ANC]

Papaya Juice FTW!

[ANC]

http://www.oldorchardjuice.com/juices/images/64_TartCherry_burst.jpg

all the juice from grapes is clear anyway. no matter what color the grape.

Yup, the color is in the skins.

[~Katja~]

we drink cherry juice in Germany.. one of the favorite drinks is a KiBa - cherry banana
http://www.yopi.de/image/prod_pics/3840/alternative/b/58623.jpg

better yet made fresh
http://www.winzipp.org/wp-content/uploads/2006/04/baki.jpg

[biggestmexi]

anything better than:

http://www.x-entertainment.com/articles/0822/1.jpg

[ANC]

Dave's thinking of "Tunnel-Vision" :laugh:

[wkj]

Vision? :lol:

[Willmore]

Carpal Tunnel Syndrome affects vision ... fucking hilarious.

[ANC]

anything better than:

http://www.x-entertainment.com/articles/0822/1.jpg

:clap::thumbup::clap:

[Meataball23]

Mary

Hey!

I think a bloody mary is more masculine than a memmosa

[wkj]

Hey!

I think a bloody mary is more masculine than a memmosa

Bloody Mary's are great, try it with Clamato juice.

[JimmieHats]

glad we covered all the bases with the "fruit juice" and "fruit juices" tags...

[ANC]

Bloody Mary's are great, try it with Clamato juice.

Blech... why would anyone want a clam broth tomato juice concoction in a beverage..

Almost as bad as a Crab Juice:

http://pixelverdict.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/114.jpg

[biggestmexi]

and its out

[TjM]

anything better than:

http://www.x-entertainment.com/articles/0822/1.jpg

Nothing is better than Ecto Cooler

[Hottub]

We have Mr. Pibb, Clamato or soy milk.
http://www.eatmycake.dk/wp-content/patty.jpg

[Meataball23]

Blech... why would anyone want a clam broth tomato juice concoction in a beverage..

Almost as bad as a Crab Juice:

http://pixelverdict.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/114.jpg

:lol::clap:

Mountain dew! yuck!!

[wkj]

Blech... why would anyone want a clam broth tomato juice concoction in a beverage..

Almost as bad as a Crab Juice:

http://pixelverdict.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/114.jpg

I'm telling you, give it a shot.

[TjM]

Hey!

I think a bloody mary is more masculine than a memmosa

Meh no worries during the summer when I get sick of beer and Cider I drink Mike's hard lemonade

[biggestmexi]

good!

[ANC]

Stop exhaling into my speaker you asshole! :furious:

[TjM]

Stop exhaling into my asshole! :furious:

:blink:

[ANC]

I'm telling you, give it a shot.

I'm sure it's good but why drink clam broth in your tasty beverage.

Would you make a bloody mary and throw some chicken stock in it?

[ANC]

:blink:

:laugh:

The fake inhale/exhale of the Smoke Assassin creep.

[sink]

Another exaggeration from the resident retard ESD just to get airtime, what a lying sack of shit.

Just move on to another show stuntboy, the only people fooled are the rednecks and hicks, god he is a show train wreck.

Its when fez knows hes superior to someone and he realizes that if this is true then dave is a fucking retard that special Olympic kids can make fun of, the kids will be better off being raised by strangers than have dave as a father.

As I said earlier, dave was lying to get air time, only a fucking retard would leave babies with complete strangers.


We get it, you are infatuated with Dave and want to blow him.

Let your jealousy of the fact he has a great wife, two beautiful children and is a funny fucker go.

[ANC]

We have Mr. Pibb, Clamato or soy milk.
http://www.eatmycake.dk/wp-content/patty.jpg

:lol::lol::lol:

[biggestmexi]

lunch

http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l200/biggestmexi/DSC03501.jpg
http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l200/biggestmexi/DSC03502.jpg

[Meataball23]

Meh no worries during the summer when I get sick of beer and Cider I drink Mike's hard lemonade

How is it? The commercials are okay and I enjoy normal lemonade

[MisterSmith]

Dear God. I think Dave is officially retarded. :wallbash:

[Hottub]

http://www.condomman.com/Merchant2/images/Trojan-Enz-36s.jpg

[Meataball23]

Collisions are illegal in every level under college


And who do you sue someone for a poorly executed pop up slide?

[ANC]

lunch

http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l200/biggestmexi/DSC03501.jpg


"You're eating worms Mexi"

http://www.voote.com/images/00019/Reg.1970.2.jpg

[Hottub]

Coaches here need to taking courses. Have a background check.

And have a bunch of money for the snack stand.

[TjM]

How is it? The commercials are okay and I enjoy normal lemonade

It can be quite refreshing

http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/4200/juniormintsseinfeld.jpg

[Hottub]

We practice sliding all the time.
Some coaches not so much.

[EliSnow]

Fez, an adult can get hurt sliding. Getting injured is part of playing sports. It can happen in organized sports or in your backyard.

[Meataball23]

Is Fez really on the side of sueing baseball coaches??

I know he wants to bubble wrap the world, but ..sueing people for what kids do?

[Hottub]

With anything, coaches need to coach!

[disneyspy]

buddays

im glad no one ever told me not to jump ramps as a kid,i found out the chicks thought it was cool as at a young age

[biggestmexi]

"You're eating worms Mexi"



:happy:

i do work at a sand plant. there in an abundance .

[Meataball23]

Varsity highschool you cant barrel into the catcher either...immediate ejection from the game

[Meataball23]

When I worked at a baseball camp we would teach kids to slide on a slip and slide

Always a really fun day

[Hottub]

You can't run into the catcher at any level.

[TjM]

Problem is it's like 6% ABV and they go down really smooth and very quickly

[biggestmexi]

You can't run into the catcher at any level.

lulz.

really how are you supposed to do it? I thought thats the reason they got that name....

[Hottub]

At 5 and 6 years old there are almost no kids who could come close to pitching. We pitch to them at that age.

[biggestmexi]

Problem is it's like 6" AV. and they go down really smooth and very quickly

:blink:

[TjM]

:blink:

:laugh::laugh::laugh:


You magnificent illegal bastard

[ANC]

At 5 and 6 years old there are almost no kids who could come close to pitching. We pitch to them at that age.

At what age do they stop T-Ball? They had me as "Pitcher" in T-Ball. I had to wear that doofey baseball helmet with the facemask. :down:

[EliSnow]

Fez, people settle not because they had responsibility. They settle because it costs less to settle than it does to go to trial.

[TjM]

At 5 and 6 years old there are almost no kids who could come close to pitching. We pitch to them at that age.

:blink::blink::blink:

[Hottub]

At what age do they stop T-Ball? They had me as "Pitcher" in T-Ball. I had to wear that doofey baseball helmet with the facemask. :down:

By the 2nd half of the season we try and get kids off of the tee. That's called "coaching". We're not into pussification.

[EliSnow]

lulz.

really how are you supposed to do it? I thought thats the reason they got that name....

The catcher is not supposed to block the plate. You stand in front of the plate, between the lines and when you catch the ball, you swing to tag the runner.

[Hottub]

We do have a 5 run per inning mercy rule. Otherwise it just gets ridiculous.

[epo]

Ahhh.....details.....

The Brewers weren't winning 17-4, they were losing by that margin.

Manny got hit, but he didn't get hit on purpose. So the "classy" Joe Torre ordered Prince Fielder to get hit, while down 17-4 with 2 outs in the 9th.

Torre lost a ton of respect from me in that case.

[ANC]

By the 2nd half of the season we try and get kids off of the tee. That's called "coaching". We're not into pussification.

Ahhh. I think when I played there was 1 season of T-Ball at the beginning then it was full pitch....well at a certain age of course.

[Servo]

I don't recall plunking batters being a part of little league.

[biggestmexi]

:laugh::laugh::laugh:


You magnificent illegal bastard

and yet you still dont have a MOD QUOTE

The catcher is not supposed to block the plate. You stand in front of the plate, between the lines and when you catch the ball, you swing to tag the runner.

it was a joke sir. I used to be a person who stood behind the plate.

[Hottub]

Fez never played a league sport I'm guessing.

[Meataball23]

I think Ron and Dave are making too much of the throwing at people. I played from kindergarden thru high school and people got hit but it was rarely as intentional/often as they're making it out to be.

[epo]

Fez never played a league sport I'm guessing.

Who has the time with all of those game shows on TV?

[ANC]

I know I posted it before but.

<---was ejected from a little league game for calling the umpire the worst thing you can call a man. Not a proud day for my parents.

[TjM]

I know I posted it before but.

<---was ejected from a little league game for calling the umpire the worst thing you can call a man. Not a proud day for my parents.

Canadian?

[Hottub]

I have NEVER missed one of my kid's games.
Hell, I even went to one of Sean's games when he was home sick.

[ANC]

Canadian?

:lol:

[biggestmexi]

I know I posted it before but.

<---was ejected from a little league game for calling the umpire the worst thing you can call a man. Not a proud day for my parents.

red-headed?

[Meataball23]

I know I posted it before but.

<---was ejected from a little league game for calling the umpire the worst thing you can call a man. Not a proud day for my parents.

:lol:

[Hottub]

I know I posted it before but.

<---was ejected from a little league game for calling the umpire the worst thing you can call a man. Not a proud day for my parents.

Chad?

[TjM]

red-headed?

:furious:

[EliSnow]

One of these justifications these people who sue is because they like to say, this suit doesn't hurt anyone but the insurance companies.

[ANC]

red-headed?

:lol:

Chad?

:clap::lol::clap:

[biggestmexi]

I know I posted it before but.

<---was ejected from a little league game for calling the umpire the worst thing you can call a man. Not a proud day for my parents.

Gary?

[Hottub]

I wonder what Blowhard thinks about kid's sports today?

[ANC]

One of these justifications these people who sue is because they like to say, this suit doesn't hurt anyone but the insurance companies.

then trickles into increased premiums for insurance customers, eventually higher costs to us..

[ANC]

I wonder what Blowhard thinks about kid's sports today?

they had a league for playing jacks?

[biggestmexi]

:furious:

sorry second worse thing.

[realmenhatelife]

Has Paul O been on the show since he won the bet over Fez in which he got to pick his call time and topics?

[epo]

Wanna piss off Prince Fielder? Call him Cecil.

Remember that his dad lost the family fortune & stole his signing bonus when he got drafted due to his gambling problems/bad investments (http://www.usatoday.com/sports/baseball/2004-10-18-cecil-fielder-troubles_x.htm).

Classy guy really.

[wkj]

I haven't been to the movies since the first Star Trek come out.