News: Host of Weird Medicine Becomes a Whore

[Dr Steve]

Remember Fluffernutter? He did a really cool logo for us, so of course I decided to ruin it by plastering it on every commission-based site I could.

Here's one of them:

http://www.cafepress.com/weirdmedicine

Actually he did THREE logos for us, two are on that site, one is on my letterhead if I actually ever decide to send someone a letter for some reason.

Anyway, to further prostitute myself, I created this Amazon Store (http://astore.amazon.com/docsteheafort-20) (yecchhh) that contains products that we actually talk about on the show. I'll do more as I have time (yeah right).

Anyway, this weekend I'm going to Atlanta to do some medical education; since I'm not into prostitutes, I'll try to empty out the inbox while I'm there.

If you have any medical questions, call them to 423 DIE TUTI as we're doing two shows back to back with nothing but voicemails next week. These will air when the boys are on vacation.

your pal,



Steve

PS: don't actually buy anything. seriously, I'm not asking you to. But if you do, every penny will go to making WM a LIVE show way more frequently than we have been doing. :bye:

[Dude!]

your hair in the cartoon character
should be white not black

weird

[mikeyboy]

your hair in the cartoon character
should be white not black

weird

He's not his avatar

[hammersavage]

He's not his avatar

why is yours a red head?

[mikeyboy]

why is yours a red head?

because I'm colorblind

[TooLowBrow]

i wish mikeyboy really looked like mikweeboy

[Dude!]

He's not his avatar

are you sure?
if true, that is very deceptive of him

maybe even a breach
of the hippocratic oath

[Dr Steve]

are you sure?
if true, that is very deceptive of him

maybe even a breach
of the hippocratic oath

ha! my avatar is "Doc Cottle" from BattleStar Galactica. The friggin' guy was never seen on the show without a cig in his mouth, but the PRESIDENT is the one with cancer. Crazy!

[PapaBear]

don't actually buy anything.
Good thing you got edumicated in doctor school. You'd make a terrible salesman.:wink:

[Landblast]

You'd make a terrible salesman.

coffee is for closers only.

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[Dr Steve]

i wish mikeyboy really looked like mikweeboy

it always bugs me, trying to figure out the anatomy of his bizarre cartoon shoulders.

[RhinoinMN]

Do they have weird medicine magic mugs?

[Drunky McBetidont]

Do they have weird medicine magic mugs?

can i win one here if i post alot?

[Dr Steve]

can i win one here if i post alot?

no, but we will be giving away Weird Medicine crap on Nov 7th and every live show thereafter. We're talking to XM/Sirius about possibly doing a regular live show from Nashville...we'll keep you posted. I'm just terrified it'll be like that time Sam and Than did a remote and the delay made the show unlistenable.

[jauble]

no, but we will be giving away Weird Medicine crap on Nov 7th and every live show thereafter. We're talking to XM/Sirius about possibly doing a regular live show from Nashville...we'll keep you posted. I'm just terrified it'll be like that time Sam and Than did a remote and the delay made the show unlistenable.

I will earn something free listening to the live shows. Love them doc, hows the latest batch of wine?

[Dr Steve]

I will earn something free listening to the live shows. Love them doc, hows the latest batch of wine?

It's good! I just ordered the labels...since I am pretty sure O&A don't read this forum I can preview them here.

The name of the wine is Jus de Kystes Meritage 2009
That translates to "Cyst Juice" Meritage

There's also a french phrase on the front that basically says it's made from Opie's prostate gland. (basically all show references to my drubbing from the last bottle I sent). I had a back-label that was pure text that had a homoerotic story on it but I chickened out.

I can't decide if I should just send it up when it's ready, or wait and bring it into the studio with me Nov 6th. The Sirius lawyers have basically shut down all my bit ideas for that day, so maybe I should just stand there and get a good "talking to" over my crappy winemaking.

[Dr Steve]

ha, I got an email from cafe press today that said 10 of you nuts bought some of the weird medicine crappy merch.

1) thank you


2) you're out of your frigging mind, the 10 of you

3) but thanks, you rule

4) but honestly, you're retarded or something



If I say "that's retarded" my 4 year old says "daddy! you said the 'r' word!" and he's right. I should say "imbecilic" instead of "retarded"...it's just a bad habit.

Or "moronic"


Or "idiotic"


all of which were terms that medically meant "retarded" back in the old days.


ok, chimay blue has made me unable to discriminate good posts from bad. I'm guessing I've left a bunch of turds in my wake. Best to just logoff and be done with it.

[epo]

Are there neti pots with the Dr. Steve logo on them?

[Dr Steve]

Are there neti pots with the Dr. Steve logo on them?

dammit, if there was only a way...


...so far, cafe press has many things, but neti pots are not in their repertoire.

[tanless1]

.... pressure sensitve lables. neti- may even give you a price break for being such a craptastic professional.

[DolaMight]

n/m

[DolaMight]

I gots some medicine for your patients, I pass you some sample bags, you givem to your peeps, if they dig it, you givem my digits, I'll hit you up wit sum profits. Lets make sum legit bidness.