Paulo.....Dead!

[thepaulo]

You wish.


It may be in questionable taste but I couldn't resist.
I have one really good thing in my life keeping me alive. Once that's gone, I'm done.
So consider this the long goodbye.
I don't want to go, but it's gonna happen sooner or later.

[JerseyRich]

Someone found the key to the liquor cabinet.

[Foster]

You wish.


It may be in questionable taste but I couldn't resist.
I have one really good thing in my life keeping me alive. Once that's gone, I'm done.So consider this the long goodbye.
I don't want to go, but it's gonna happen sooner or later.

...and I'll always be there for ya buddy!

[A.J.]

Hmmmmm. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=82925)

[nate1000]

Hmmmmm. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=82925)

Do.
It.

[Furtherman]

All these real celebrity deaths really irk you, don't they? Because you're only a celebrity in your head.

[Hottub]

They are bringing back free beer at Seaworld.

[spankyfrank]

Let's put on some Free Bird and smoke up

:drunk::smoke:

[Dougie Brootal]

what a let down...

[Patient zer0]

Let gale use the phone paul. You were never the same since you banned her from phoning in.

[samechick]

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[disneyspy]

i cant believe youre still alive

[KingGeno]

http://www.roflemo.com/images/emo/1145624200YOUR%20EMO.JPG

I think it would would be a good change, Paulo.

[instrument]

I bet its his one functioning testicle.

[Gerald]

Hey Paul, do you remember the date of the show when you called in drunk and the cops showed up at your residence? I want to download this from the archive site but haven't been able to pinpoint when it occurred.

[Heather 8]

You wish.

I have one really good thing in my life keeping me alive. Once that's gone, I'm done.


Oxygen rules!

http://img2.travelblog.org/Photos/12395/142237/f/1029251-Getting-high-on-Oxygen-1.jpg

And I'm fairly sure we have an ample supply.

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

pAOLo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


cALL LENNY!!

i'LL ANSWER........MAYBE.

wHATS YOUR AREA CODE?

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

Hey Paul, do you remember the date of the show when you called in drunk and the cops showed up at your residence? I want to download this from the archive site but haven't been able to pinpoint when it occurred.
hE WAS shitfaced BUDDY!!

yOU THINK HE REMMBERS?

[epo]

I'm just afraid that at his pace in the MPW Thread he may injure himself...

[Reynolds]

It's only poor taste if a celebrity dies on the same day....


Oh wait.

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/09/14/books/14carroll.html

[PopPop]

You wish.


It may be in questionable taste but I couldn't resist.
I have one really good thing in my life keeping me alive. Once that's gone, I'm done.
So consider this the long goodbye.
I don't want to go, but it's gonna happen sooner or later.
Huh?

[fezident]

http://www.canadians.ca/celebs/paulo_costanzo-slide.jpg

Look... I might be "between projects" right now but, no... I am not dead.

[thepaulo]

the storm hit and we were trapped but we cut ourselves out and we are still alive

[Contra]

Damn I got so excited, what a buzzkill

[thepaulo]

Death should be an anti-climax

[disneyspy]

i still can't believe you're still alive

[thepaulo]

I want to live. I am fighting. I am so much changed.

[OGC]

I want to live. I am fighting. I am so much changed.

a perfect example that change isn't always a good thing

[jennysmurf]

a perfect example that change isn't always a good thing

:laugh:

[Dell]

:laugh:

young lady, get over to the listening thread...:nono:

[jennysmurf]

young lady, get over to the listening thread...:nono:

I'm there! I just didn't have anything to say yet! I did give Leeds a really nice new mondquote though.:happy:

[Dell]

I'm there! I just didn't have anything to say yet! I did give Leeds a really nice new mondquote though.:happy:

HA...I'll go read it now

[disneyspy]

THIS FUCK STILL ALIVE!

and i still dont believe it

[ronbackagain]

I want to live. I am fighting. I am so much changed.

Putting on a new Depend® does not make you a different or better person, just less smelly.

[thepaulo]

Putting on a new Depend® does not make you a different or better person, just less smelly.

Is Ron really back again?

[thepaulo]

For those of you who cared about me at all, put me in your prayers.

[jennysmurf]

For those of you who cared about me at all, put me in your prayers.

I love you PaulO. :sad:

[Misteriosa]

Positive vibes sent your way, paul-o

[thepaulo]

I love you PaulO. :sad:

thanks, it means a lot.

[thepaulo]

Positive vibes sent your way, paul-o

thanks

[realmenhatelife]

Have you thought about getting a hobby, like one of these fleshlights they advertise now?

[deliciousV]

Have you thought about getting a hobby, like one of these fleshlights they advertise now?

wasn't he just saying on the show that his chick was pissed because he's not slinging it her way enough? Now he's gonna start wasting his limited old man loads in fake pussy?

[Dell]

Have you thought about getting a hobby, like one of these fleshlights they advertise now?

join a shooting range and buy lots of firearms and ammo...best hobby ever (but not cheep)

[disneyspy]

you should take a break and go see a movie or sumpthin

[ozzie]

you should take a break and go see a movie or sumpthin

This.

And try watching one ALL THE WAY THROUGH for once.

Sometimes, the good guys win in the end.

[ozzie]

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[deliciousV]

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fucking spoiler alert dude! I haven't seen this yet

[ozzie]

fucking spoiler alert dude! I haven't seen this yet

The clip cuts out with the Beav's still down by one point, and time left on the clock.

The outcome is still TBD.

[deliciousV]

The clip cuts out with the Beav's still down by one point, and time left on the clock.

The outcome is still TBD.

so much tension, I hope they win

[ozzie]

so much tension, I hope they win

Spoiler Alert! Spoiler Alert!

Not about the ending of the movie. Who gives a shit about that. But that there's a guy whipping out his junk in the stands at the 1:47 mark.



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[S0S]

I was thinking. Forget the Oscars, Academy Awards, People's Choice Awards, Spirit Awards and the Razzies. If Paul O were to give away awards this year, what awards would he give and to what movies? Would he tease the public with nominations ?

[disneyspy]

I was thinking. Forget the Oscars, Academy Awards, People's Choice Awards, Spirit Awards and the Razzies. If Paul O were to give away awards this year, what awards would he give and to what movies? Would he tease the public with nominations ?

paul would give the BIG O's

an award that looks like a crystal donut would be my guess

here's alittle remembrance of the past that still makes me smile-back in the early 90s when the oscar nominations were first broadcast on cable there were only a few people in the auditorium,ron and ron had sent the paulo as part of the press corp and they had paul doing jumping jacks and showing his titts and stuff like that on camera in the background,the next year every morning radio show sent there stunt boy to that stuff but paul was the first and it was friggin hysterical to listen to the show and watch paul on tv,the crazy bastard was great

[CountryBob]

I got dibs on Paulo's Caddyshack royalties!


Nah, buck up little camper - we need ya around here.

[razorboy]

Paul could call his award show the Previewies. The Golden Trailer statuette would be awarded to his favorite films he saw ten minutes of over the past year.

[realmenhatelife]

Paul O should do a podcast, that shit would be fascinating.

[thepaulo]

This.

And try watching one ALL THE WAY THROUGH for once.

Sometimes, the good guys win in the end.


I hope I win in the end.

[ronbackagain]

"Paul O's not dead,
He just smells funny!"
~Frank Zappa

[disneyspy]

just spoke to paul,sounds like he could use some encouraging words

chin up,big man

[Dell]

yo, paulo...cheer up big guy, at least you have the love and admiration of a wonderful lady

[cougarjake13]

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh

[disneyspy]

yo, paulo...cheer up big guy, at least you have the love and admiration of a wonderful lady

cough idiot cough

[realmenhatelife]

I would love to hear or read The Big O's

[Bowel]

You should marry a supermodel Paulo ... I think it's what you always needed in your life.

[jennysmurf]

I wish people would stop bumping this thread. It scares me a little each time I see it. :glurps: