RON AND FEZ LISTENIN THREAD 08/11/09 fans of a feather

[RhinoinMN]

hey rhino?

is biggirl planning on growing a penis btw?

just wanna clear it up

Not that I know of?

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

Did I see you at the Tex Mex place a few weeks ago?

http://photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs092.snc1/4943_102436396204_514676204_2544990_337262_n.jpg

Except for the fact that those socks are too high and his du-rag is done sloppy, that's pretty much me around the house.

[Hottub]

$8

[RhinoinMN]

Doesn't matter the amount of money. You would be so batshit crazy you couldn't use the money.

[schabadoo]

The DTs would do in Dave.
The food would get Fez.

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

Doesn't matter the amount of money. You would be so batshit crazy you couldn't use the money.

I'd do it. Just push ups and sit ups and shadow boxing and meditation all day. I'd be one jacked motherfucker

[biggestmexi]

would you be able to exercise.

If you dont exercise you will be so bloated from all the carbs. if not die.

[disneyspy]

bill clinton isnt dead!

[RhinoinMN]

lleeder!

[JerseyRich]

I'd do it. Just push ups and sit ups and shadow boxing and meditation all day. I'd be one jacked motherfucker

No light=no shadow

[disneyspy]

fez just bitch slapped lleeder

[Friday]

holy crap... that was a funny ass call by Lleeder!

:clap:

[schabadoo]

Didn't Dave say $25k?

He doesn't make that in six months?

[Hottub]

lleeder!!!!

[IMSlacker]

Why did Fez pick such a crappy plan for Sirius-XM?

[Vidaroke Hayashida]

i know dave antagonizes fez... but is everything he says an attack on fez?

[biggestmexi]

. I'd be one jacking motherfucker

ew.

[bentcorner]

What does Fez have to do with the Sirius medical plan?

[PD]

If it's not a bit, Fez is serious psycho.

Dave talked about the Sirius health plan and Fez got offended??

http://www.ftbfba.net/vbull/images/smilies/faint.gif

[Hottub]

Big deal.

[bentcorner]

A phone booth without a phone would be even more of a hobo restroom.

[Meataball23]

Ron explaining Fez's feelings about the healthcare plan really shed some light on his madness.

[IamFogHat]

We needed a payphone this weekend when my chick locked the keys/cellphone in the car at a 7/11 and we needed to call a locksmith.

[SinA]

ughh. just batshit. it's brutal.

[Hottub]

They used to be on every corner, now they are few and far between around here.

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

We needed a payphone this weekend when my chick locked the keys/cellphone in the car at a 7/11 and we needed to call a locksmith.

What fucking idiot locks their cell phone in the car?

[IamFogHat]

What fucking idiot locks their cell phone in the car?

You've never accidentally locked your keys in your car? Way to run down a guy's chick, douchebag.

[disneyspy]

we have all kinds of covered glass booths here for bus stops here,i dont see the problem with fez' idea

[IMSlacker]

These rape rooms sound like a bad idea.

[TjM]

Ohoh denjun in the tread

[SinA]

What fucking idiot locks their cell phone in the car?

This is pasted from my office Outlook calendar as my co-worker's excuse for being late this morning:

Matt: Hid keys to go for a run; forgot where he hid them.

[Sanguine]

Everybody line up to beat up on Fez. These rape rooms are no worse of an idea than Knissors.

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

You've never accidentally locked your keys in your car? Way to run down a guy's chick, douchebag.

You missed the joke. KEYS and CELL PHONE were locked in there. I point out society's dependence on the cell phone, highlighting the cell phone as the more important item.

Just a joke, no offense intended.

[MisterSmith]

How can you forget about the handicapped Fez? They are your people.

[IMSlacker]

Everybody line up to beat up on Fez. These rape rooms are no worse of an idea than Knissors.

Fez should do a song.

[TjM]

Everybody line up to beat up on Fez. These rape rooms are no worse of an idea than Knissors.

The callers insistence on shitting on fez non stop is what id driving me away from the sahow

[IMSlacker]

How can you forget about the handicapped Fez? They are your people.

It's discrimination. The handicapped deserve to get raped too.

[IamFogHat]

Ohoh denjun in the tread

You missed the joke. KEYS and CELL PHONE were locked in there. I point out society's dependence on the cell phone, highlighting the cell phone as the more important item.

Just a joke, no offense intended.

Sorry:flush:

[PD]

We needed a payphone this weekend when my chick locked the keys/cellphone in the car at a 7/11 and we needed to call a locksmith.

that's why i carry 2 sets of car keys.

[Jughead]

Just wanted to say hi miss the listening threads.....:bye:

[~Katja~]

I am sure when they get into the silent booth the service cuts out

[Hottub]

Piling on Fez is getting played out.

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

Hey Smellers,

Just got home. And look what was waiting for me.....

A new Sleeves song!!!! (http://radioghost.com/)

M.P.W. is uber powerful!!!!

[biggestmexi]

dropping down low......chefs....WTF.


i respect a chef far more than a comedian

[Dell]

It has to be the Southern religious brain washing keeping him in

that part of religion doesn't seem regional to me...

[realmenhatelife]

New Jersey is defiantely a shit hole.

[disneyspy]

this chick sounds like sheepy

[Furtherman]

Who else is in the studio?

[~Katja~]

Bernardsville is a nice area...
there are a couple of great restaurants around.

[PD]

Doubt was great movie (esp the acting).

Merryl Streep on the Colbert Report was a weird thing.

[Servo]

Who else is in the studio?

I think she's a booker for Sirius.

[aceofspades7]

sophies choice is her best movie

[IMSlacker]

Who else is in the studio?

and intern. not sure what her name is.

[biggestmexi]

are you going to see the Julia movie chuck?

[JerseyRich]

Alexandra? I think her name is.

[biggestmexi]

and intern. not sure what her name is.

alexandrea.

maybe

[SinA]

this chick sounds like sheepy

her voice is deeper

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

I had a chick drag me to that Vampire trainwreck, Twilight. It won't happen again! Vampires that don't kill! Who does that? They're supposed to be killers with bloodlust. :glurps:

[walker]

Is that fucking Sheepy talking?

[Dell]

that's why i carry 2 sets of car keys.

suspenders and belt kind of guy...

[biggestmexi]

Is that fucking Sheepy talking?

no, this chick has balls.

[aceofspades7]

i'll say it again, planet terror was better than death proof

[walker]

This chick sounds so fucking un-fuckable.

[Sanguine]

You talk about the Hayek dance scene from From Dusk Till Dawn and you bring up choreography first? Jesus...

[Drunky McBetidont]

and intern. not sure what her name is.

its sheepy. now that fez outted him, he has dropped the machismo bit.

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

no, this chick has balls.

That and she doesn't kiss gay guys.

[epo]

I come back from meetings and hear references to Selma Hayek in Desperado and Dusk Til' Dawn.

Outstanding!

[MisterSmith]

NM

[KatPw]

I had a chick drag me to that Vampire trainwreck, Twilight. It won't happen again! Vampires that don't kill! Who does that? They're supposed to be killers with bloodlust. :glurps:

I'm so sorry for you. I have never seen it or read the books, but I know a few people that have and the notion of vampires that sparkle in sunlight really makes me want to hurl. Plus book is written by a mormon and I do not care for them. Although I do enjoy the show Big Love immensely.

[biggestmexi]

NM

thats ron for ya.

dick!

[disneyspy]

wow that was a list of movies you'd have to watch in hell

[PD]

did ESD not mention The Deerhunter?

edit.

also dave said she was in Annie Hall;
it was Manhattan.

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

I'm so sorry for you. I have never seen it or read the books, but I know a few people that have and the notion of vampires that sparkle in sunlight really makes me want to hurl. Plus book is written by a mormon and I do not care for them. Although I do enjoy the show Big Love immensely.

On the plus side I creeped her out in one scene where the vampire was about to bite. I whispered really lightly in her ear, "KILL. . . .KILL"

[disneyspy]

did ESD not mention The Deerhunter?

it was the only good one on the list

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

are you going to see the Julia movie chuck?
Which one is that buddy?

[Drunky McBetidont]

i converted all my gold into yellow cake.

[disneyspy]

what a bullshit commercial,the US dollar is worth more now than it was 2 years ago

[MisterSmith]

i converted all my gold into yellow cake.

...uranium.

[biggestmexi]

Which one is that buddy?

check the "other thread"

you know.. that one with the song!!

[PD]

it was the only good one on the list

you may not like her movies, but she was incredible in some of those, like Kramer vs Kramer and Silkwood.

also, as I said, I'd recommend Doubt.

edit:

and as ANC might know, she "played" Bart's Girlfriend.

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

i converted all my gold into yellow cake.
Hey buddy,

Have you heard the new Sleeves song? (http://radioghost.com/)

Smart move with the cake. So much yummier than gold.

[disneyspy]

you may not like her movies, but she was incredible in some of those, like Kramer vs Kramer and Silkwood.

also, as I said, I'd recommend Doubt.

ive seen em,rather watch a tom cruise marathon

[KatPw]

On the plus side I creeped her out in one scene where the vampire was about to bite. I whispered really lightly in her ear, "KILL. . . .KILL"

:laugh:
I imagine it's a great movie to mock while watching.

[Vidaroke Hayashida]

what a bullshit commercial,the US dollar is worth more now than it was 2 years ago

i converted my cash into gold... in the world of warcraft

[epo]

Sirius and XM drives me insane with their genre radio formatting. Its just an outdated concept.

[PD]

ive seen em,rather watch a tom cruise marathon

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_fQPGXcxiCLA/Se_Mr3P-YEI/AAAAAAAAAvA/uNN2eW0mz-g/s400/tom+cruise+underwear.jpg

[Drunky McBetidont]

Hey buddy,

Have you heard the new Sleeves song? (http://radioghost.com/)
.

its a good one!

[biggestmexi]

a super bowl?

[Hottub]

i converted my cash into gold... in the world of warcraft

SPAMMER!!:banning:

[Drunky McBetidont]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_fQPGXcxiCLA/Se_Mr3P-YEI/AAAAAAAAAvA/uNN2eW0mz-g/s400/tom+cruise+underwear.jpg

he has to have a secret

[Dell]

a super bowl?

that's Pennsylvanian for super ball...

[wkj]

Just got my XM bill, did the price go up?

[KatPw]

Hula hoops are big as exercise now. They just call it hooping now. There is a company that makes travel hoops that break down into pieces. Another one just bends.
http://bodyhoops.com/pages/infinity-travel-hoop
http://www.hoopnotica.com/
I am intrigued by this.

[Dell]

I've been in and out today...is this a best of now...I know I've heard this conversation before...

[MisterSmith]

Trackball was essentially Wiffle-Lacrosse.

[PD]

Just got my XM bill, did the price go up?

the 1st unit should be same, but now you pay more for other units on a family plan, and you pay for online.

as has been said elsewhere, if you threaten to cancel, they give deals.

[~Katja~]

Just got my XM bill, did the price go up?
not for me.. I locked in at 50% off for one year in March.

[wkj]

Damn, I played with all this shit as a kid.

[KatPw]

I still have a lot of my toys from the 70's and 80's. I think I may still have the slinky dog. I definitely still have the original Cooties.

[aceofspades7]

my mom hated the super elastic bubble plastic - worried about the carpets...

[wkj]

the 1st unit should be same, but now you pay more for other units on a family plan, and you pay for online.

as has been said elsewhere, if you threaten to cancel, they give deals.

Thanks, yea have 4 subs.

[MisterSmith]

I still have a lot of my toys from the 70's and 80's. I think I may still have the slinky dog. I definitely still have the original Cooties.

Well, duh. All girls have Cooties - its not like they go away.

[disneyspy]

I still have a lot of my toys from the 70's and 80's. I think I may still have the slinky dog. I definitely still have the original Cooties.

tag,you've got katpw's cooties

[Drunky McBetidont]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ZPaDTSo7Hz8/SSgnSde4LFI/AAAAAAAAAJM/w09KWDqkiSA/s320/sit_n_spin.jpg


it n spin makes kids jumble their brains



slip n slide is still fun

[IamFogHat]

When did people start making safe toys?

[PD]

http://www.cpsc.gov/CPSCPUB/PUBS/5053.html

lawn darts banned 1988

[aceofspades7]

green machine better than big wheel

[MisterSmith]

When did people start making safe toys?

March 5, 1981 - 11:52 am.

[Vidaroke Hayashida]

When did people start making safe toys?

we need more toys with lead paint!

[KatPw]

Well, duh. All girls have Cooties - its not like they go away.

:laugh:

[PD]

When did people start making safe toys?

maimway toys.

http://www.whiterose.org/pete/blog/images/dan.jpg

[Fuzz Whatley]

This whole discussion seems familiar:drunk:

[Drunky McBetidont]

oh good, blow hard can tell us about thoys from the great depression

[PD]

my son asked us to get him a yo-yo when he was just in camp;
they have em at target.

[IamFogHat]

March 5, 1981 - 11:52 am.

Wow, you have impeccable research skills.

[Vidaroke Hayashida]

LOL It was only a matter of time... this the blowhards home turf :p

[PD]

oh good, blow hard can tell us about thoys from the great depression

Blowhard makes me feel young...

[MisterSmith]

This whole discussion seems familiar:drunk:

They did a very similar topic a year or so ago. It was "what were the best toys as a kid" and "which toy company would you own." Hell, I think Pitzy might have still been around for that.

[biggestmexi]

that's Pennsylvanian for super ball...

WHAT ABOUT THIS "WEAPONDRY'?

[disneyspy]

when blowhard was a kid in the caveman days he played with rocks

[IamFogHat]

oh good, blow hard can tell us about thoys from the great depression

I thought for sure he'd tell us about hopscotch and stickball.

[PD]

I loved nerf footballs - esp while watching a game.

[Hottub]

You can set your watch to a Blowhard response.:tongue:

[MisterSmith]

You can set your watch to a Blowhard response.:tongue:

Yeah, but it has to have a spring you wind manually. You can't make it work with those new-fangled "digital" pieces of crap. And batteries are for pussies.

[Drunky McBetidont]

maybe mlc chris calls in to tell about playing with fake tommy guns and gabagoul

[PD]

Mikeyboy!!

[MisterSmith]

Wait, Dave has a "dopey brother?" How deranged and demented must that kid be? :huh:

[epo]

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[IamFogHat]

People here want Fez to quit?

[MisterSmith]

It is tremendously easy to make one of those slingshots. Just get some surgical tubing.

[Vidaroke Hayashida]

Video games are the best... they were my childhood

[MisterSmith]

Wasn't the Big Beard in Niagara Falls?

[Drunky McBetidont]

http://www.dockaccents.com/images/Aviva/img_center_katapult_1.jpg

this thing rules. soebody sits on the end and two people jump on the other end and shoot the person 20 feet into the air. fucking fun

[Hottub]

Mikey calling the show instead of taking care of his kids? It's a charmed life.:thumbup:

[~Katja~]

Mikey calling the show instead of taking care of his kids? It's a charmed life.:thumbup:
it's the life of a lonely man that doesnt know anymore what else to do without his wife and kid at home

[Vidaroke Hayashida]

Mikey calling the show instead of taking care of his kids? It's a charmed life.:thumbup:

you actually have to take care of those things??? why in the hell would you want them then :p

[MisterSmith]

Fez has turned into a complete douchebag.

[disneyspy]

later buddays,nice spendin a whole show witchas,have a good one

c'ya

[Drunky McBetidont]

later buddays,nice spendin a whole show witchas,have a good one

c'ya

good thread, spy

[PD]

good thread, spy

yeah.

not cummy at all.

[disneyspy]

yeah.

not cummy at all.

oh shit,did drjoek die? i dont think ive seen a listenin thread without him

[Hottub]

it's the life of a lonely man that doesnt know anymore what else to do without his wife and kid at home

Aimlessly walking around the mansion. Unshaved, in a bathrobe, most likely drunk...
The bottle is his only companion now.:glurps: