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TheGameHHH

08-14-2009, 07:55 PM

Patrice might just be about the funniest guest in radio...
He killed on O and A today...

Imagine this:

The Ron and Patrice show...

:thumbup:

I think it would be awful, it would be Ron trying to make intelligent points and Patrice yelling over him at the top of his lungs about the right way to fuck a bitch.

Slumbag

08-14-2009, 08:01 PM

I love Patrice.
I don't agree with a lot of what he says, but I love hearing him talk about it.

That being said, he and Ron would be a horrible radio duo.
Patrice needs his own show.

RhinoinMN

08-14-2009, 08:03 PM

2 alphas = disaster for radio

Reynolds

08-14-2009, 08:35 PM

2 alphas = disaster for radio

What would you categorize O&A?

mikeyboy

08-14-2009, 08:35 PM

They made a pretty good Unmasked together

Crash

08-14-2009, 08:44 PM

I think it would be awful, it would be Ron trying to make intelligent points and Patrice yelling over him at the top of his lungs about the right way to fuck a bitch.

Awful, or the greatest thing ever?

TheGameHHH

08-14-2009, 08:45 PM

What would you categorize O&A?

two betas

STC-Dub

08-14-2009, 08:48 PM

An unmasked is one thing a radio show another. Patrice is a good fit on O&A but I could not see he and Ron working as a show.

Meataball23

08-14-2009, 08:54 PM

Ron and Patrice would be good but I feel like they wouldnt work great together on a day to day basis.

Patrice definitely needs his own show.

I think the real dream pairing is Ron and Anthony. Throw me an ESD/punching bag third mic for them to rip on and let the two geniuses make magic...that my friends is some good radio

Reynolds

08-14-2009, 08:55 PM

two betas

So... that works?

TjM

08-15-2009, 02:27 AM

instrument

08-15-2009, 02:34 AM

Yes two betas work, like two bottoms, one will be passive enough to take the roll as a top.

Two alphas and neither will settle.

ryno1974

08-15-2009, 07:01 AM

What would you categorize O&A?

Like rhino said - A disaster for radio.

WampusCrandle

08-15-2009, 08:18 AM

The Ron and Patrice show...

:thumbup:

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_yY4hCe6p1hY/SeipV-FNkZI/AAAAAAAAAC0/CPB5Lh0rhb4/s400/jizzed.jpg

oh_kee_pa

08-15-2009, 08:22 AM

Ron and Anthony would not make for good Radio...

both hilarious... yes... but, Anthony can't speak to many topics... where I've heard Ron speak to every topic but one... Guns (outside of a mention of enjoying a movie with a Tommy Gun in it)

lleeder

08-15-2009, 08:29 AM

I love when Patrice is on. Every second of a Patrice show is must listen for me. I even listened to Black Philip.

jauble

08-15-2009, 10:06 AM

I loved the Patrice unmasked, but I do think Patrice approached that differently than he does O&A. That was Ron interviewing Patrice, not Patrice being a part of a show.

JohnGacysCrawlSpace

08-15-2009, 10:49 AM

Ron & Patrice > Sam & Dave

SinA

08-15-2009, 12:04 PM

Patrice has called in to Ron and Fez before, and judging from that conversation I think he's got a lot of respect for Ron. The two are definitely both alpha-dogs, but I think they would have some great conversations... not as the R&P show, but if he ever wanted to visit Ron and Fez (assuming that wouldn't piss off Opie too much).

On another note, I saw Patrice at Zanies in Nashville a few months ago and he KILLED. It was incredibly raunchy, sexist, and mildly racist, but that's exactly what I'd expect and it was hilarious. Even better, Jack White was sitting at the table behind me and he was cracking up as hard as I was.

~Katja~

08-15-2009, 12:13 PM

I love when Patrice is on. Every second of a Patrice show is must listen for me. I even listened to Black Philip.
loved the Black Philip show, way more than his O&A guest visits

Dude!

08-21-2009, 05:07 AM

I think it would be awful, it would be Ron trying to make intelligent points and Patrice yelling over him at the top of his lungs about the right way to fuck a bitch.

qft
i think patrice over-compensates
because he has a girl's name

CountryBob

08-21-2009, 05:08 AM

He is awesome - I love the black angle when he visits Opie and Anthony - it's fresh and exciting to hear Patrice and Ant rant and laugh together. Kind of reminds me of the black and white cookie.

Crispy123

10-26-2011, 10:39 AM

Comic Patrice O'Neal Suffers Stroke (http://www.tmz.com/2011/10/26/patrice-oneal-stroke-hospital/)

Very sad. I hope Ant didn't have anything to do with this. Best wishes & God speed big man.

Fallon

10-26-2011, 10:54 AM

This really bummed me out, I love Patrice.

Furtherman

10-26-2011, 10:56 AM

Me too. I was heartbroken when I heard the news. I really hope he recovers well.

Kevin

10-26-2011, 12:04 PM

Comic Patrice O'Neal Suffers Stroke (http://www.tmz.com/2011/10/26/patrice-oneal-stroke-hospital/)

Very sad. I hope Ant didn't have anything to do with this. Best wishes & God speed big man.

Im way out of the O A loop as i have not listened for 5 years.

Why would Ant have anything to do with it?

hanso

10-26-2011, 04:57 PM

Show that hospital what funny is. Then get back on your feet.

Enabler

10-26-2011, 05:31 PM

It shouldve been Vos.

Wishing Patrice a full recovery.

cougarjake13

10-26-2011, 05:59 PM

Im way out of the O A loop as i have not listened for 5 years.

Why would Ant have anything to do with it?

i listen sporadically but i think it may be in reference to ant being racist or pretending to be racist

TripleSkeet

10-26-2011, 10:37 PM

I love Patrice. I really hope he recovers from this.

Melk

10-27-2011, 04:21 AM

Hoping Patrice fully recovers.

One of the more recent times Patrice was on the O&A show he seemed to have embraced an I give up disposition. Feel terrible for him.

Misteriosa

10-27-2011, 06:57 AM

It shouldve been Vos.

Wishing Patrice a full recovery.

yep.. the way vos speaks, it might have actually improved things.

best wishes, patrice.

The Nature Boy

10-27-2011, 08:02 AM

I'm devastated by this. Awful. If you listen between the lines, things don't sound the greatest, Sam was referring to him in the past tense on the shit show but miracles happen and it sounds like Patrice needs one.

What I love and will always love about him, is that he had original opinions and convictions and always willing to stick with them. He was someone I would call truly wise and you didn't have to love everything he said, but his delivery was irresissitable. I'm going to be incredibly jealous and hope we get him back in a way we recognize but if not, I hope he finds peace going forward.

Such a fucking bummer.

WampusCrandle

10-27-2011, 11:00 AM

I hope he gets better, the big lug.

Is there any more info on his situation?

Gutter

10-27-2011, 11:24 AM

I hope he gets better, the big lug.

Is there any more info on his situation?

nah...nothing yet.

DOHO@HOME

10-27-2011, 11:44 AM

Strokes are really fucking hard to figure out how it will effect the person and for my mother in law it was over a year before she came out of rehab,now my father had a mild stroke and he was only effected for around a month and now is pretty normal 80 year old man.
Now my dog could not use her rear legs for 2 months and then came out of it and lived until 13.
Crazy shit hope he is like my dad and not long term effected.

boobieman

10-27-2011, 11:50 AM

Saw Patrice at Caroline's 2 Saturdays ago...he was great. Was shocked when I heard the news. Just plain sucks. Hope he recovers and I hope he can get back on stage again.

He is the funniest motherfucker out there. Not just his humor..his attitude, his crazy way of thinking about relationships...just makes me laugh my ass off.

Saw him 5 times live and each time he was great.

Wish him well and hope full recovery.

It's raining stuff might be one of the funniest thing ever.

SEYEYAYYAAAAA

hanso

10-29-2011, 09:24 AM

Hope his GF didn't do him like the Commodore got it on Boardwalk.

I keed - wishing a speedy recovery for Patrice.

mdr55

10-29-2011, 03:18 PM

Damn! He just won the lottery with the warehouse crew from the Office.

CountryBob

11-16-2011, 12:14 PM

Any news on Patrice's condition? I am hoping that he can recover but someone said he has been in a coma since the stroke....

Zorro

11-16-2011, 12:29 PM

The one tidbit of information today... Bob said he had been moved out of ICU

Misteriosa

11-16-2011, 12:36 PM

thats good news. getting moved out of the ICU ususally denotes progess.

hanso

11-16-2011, 08:38 PM

that's good news. getting moved out of the ICU usually denotes progress.

Unless it's a move to hospice.

Rawkus

11-17-2011, 02:09 PM

hope patrice will be ok, he's one of the funniest guys out there right now

Zorro

11-17-2011, 02:38 PM

Unless it's a move to hospice.

Mr. Happy?

zildjian361

11-17-2011, 04:01 PM

I can take him only in small doses he would be worse with Ron ehan esd :smoke::drunk:

Tenbatsuzen

11-17-2011, 05:05 PM

Unless it's a move to hospice.

Surprisingly, hospice is not always a 1-way trip.

Zorro

11-18-2011, 11:35 AM

Surprisingly, hospice is not always a 1-way trip.

...and no one ever heads from Stoke to Hospice

Tenbatsuzen

11-18-2011, 12:14 PM

...and no one ever heads from Stoke to Hospice

Actually, some hospices do have physical therapy. And a lot of times, hospices are just separate areas of nursing homes. Which, incidentally, a lot of incapacitated stroke victims DO go if there if the stroke was that bad.

Nursing homes aren't just for old people or end-of-life situations... there are long-term care facilities that aren't hospitals. Kind of like where Gabby Giffords went after she was shot.

Melk

11-18-2011, 12:45 PM

Every time this gets bumped, I get a little bit more nervous.

Come on Patrice! Give us a 100% recovery

spoon

11-18-2011, 12:46 PM

Every time this gets bumped, I get a little bit more nervous.

Come on Patrice! Give us a 100% recovery

he'll be eating sticks of butter in no time

hanso

11-18-2011, 02:25 PM

CountryBob

11-19-2011, 03:12 PM

Get well soon budday!

Misteriosa

11-29-2011, 09:19 AM

For those wishing to express condolences to Patrice's family or any thoughts on his passing, click on the link below:

http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?p=2910036#post2910036

Kublakhan61

12-02-2011, 01:46 PM

fezident

12-03-2011, 07:37 AM

If you haven't heard it yet, Marc Maron reposted his WTF interview with Patrice this past week. It's free on iTunes. It's well worth listening to, though it will break your heart to think about him during it.

I tried listening to that interview. I gotta say... I don't understand what thee FUCK Patrice was talking about half the time.
All those analogies about sharks & food & kings & queens & bitches & the animal kingdom and all that stuff.... NONE of that worked. It wasn't funny... it was hard to follow... and it certainly wasn't going anywhere. I wouldn't even consider him to "sharp"... much less "brilliant".
If you're telling me that the podcast gets better from there... I'll check it out. But god DAMN that first 15-20 mins was mindless.

His prepared standup is how should be remembered.

TripleSkeet

12-03-2011, 07:53 AM

I tried listening to that interview. I gotta say... I don't understand what thee FUCK Patrice was talking about half the time.
All those analogies about sharks & food & kings & queens & bitches & the animal kingdom and all that stuff.... NONE of that worked. It wasn't funny... it was hard to follow... and it certainly wasn't going anywhere. I wouldn't even consider him to "sharp"... much less "brilliant".
If you're telling me that the podcast gets better from there... I'll check it out. But god DAMN that first 15-20 mins was mindless.

His prepared standup is how should be remembered.

Alot of people dont get him. Its ok. He was pretty much explaining how women now like to try to be the dominant gender, but once they find a man that allows them to be, they get bored quickly and go right to an alpha male. One thats not going to tolerate that bullshit.

cougarjake13

12-03-2011, 07:57 AM

He's on o and a now with some dude and chick
I'm guessing it was his show but he's going over
This exact scenario with chicks wanting alpha males

Also about salmon pussy

fezident

12-03-2011, 08:07 AM

Alot of people dont get him. Its ok. He was pretty much explaining how women now like to try to be the dominant gender, but once they find a man that allows them to be, they get bored quickly and go right to an alpha male. One thats not going to tolerate that bullshit.

Of course... I understood that was what he was trying to convey. But I'll tell you this.... what you just typed was infinitely more palatable than the long-winded point that Patrice was dancing around.
It was FAR from "brilliant".

I guess what I'm saying is; his standup is where it's at.
In an interview?.... take it or leave it.

TripleSkeet

12-03-2011, 08:11 AM

Of course... I understood that was what he was trying to convey. But I'll tell you this.... what you just typed was infinitely more palatable than the long-winded point that Patrice was dancing around.
It was FAR from "brilliant".

I guess what I'm saying is; his standup is where it's at.
In an interview?.... take it or leave it.

Yea well its alot easier to make the point when youre just trying to explain it. Doing it while trying to be funny is alot harder. I usually like when hes debating. I always felt he had a very unique way of thinking, and alot of times was right on the mark.

fezident

12-03-2011, 09:04 AM

It didn't even occur to me that he was trying to be funny.

Kublakhan61

12-04-2011, 06:35 AM

It didn't even occur to me that he was trying to be funny.

I don't think he was trying to be funny. Unless the interview is going wrong, people on WTF are not being funny. They are often just talking some real shit with a fellow comic. The interview goes on to discuss Patrice's thoughts on fathers and how he didn't have one & what it did to him, Patrice talks about going to jail for statutory rape at 17, how Boston racism impacted him, and why it's so important that he make it.

I'll agree he was rambling in the beginning but since I quit listening to O&A a long time ago, I was happy to hear him talking his men vs. women shit again.

Zorro

12-04-2011, 07:30 PM

It didn't even occur to me that he was trying to be funny.

Just as none of your last three or four posts haven't offered anything except someone trying to be the too cool for the room. We get it, you don't like Patrice, you're way too smart for all of us and of course you didn't find him funny. No one cares.

Kublakhan61

12-05-2011, 01:50 AM

fezident

12-05-2011, 06:38 AM

Just as none of your last three or four posts haven't offered anything except someone trying to be the too cool for the room. We get it, you don't like Patrice, you're way too smart for all of us and of course you didn't find him funny. No one cares.

You're right. I'm funnier, smarter, and cooler than Patrice and everyone else here on .net.
FINALLY somebody gets it.

Or yet another way to look at it is; Patrice wasn't really all that engaging in that Maron interview and that his standup should be our focal point. If only I'd typed that earlier. If only....

Enabler

12-05-2011, 07:12 AM

I havent listened to the Maron interview yet but I totally get what fezident is saying. There were plenty of times Patrice's opinions or statements didnt add up for me, whether he was trying to be funny or not. I more often agreed with him than not but he could certainly be long winded and fixated on making a premise work that might not be a worthy premise.

He was really funny and honest and quick but he wasn't some infallible oracle of wisdom.