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debit
08-17-2009, 07:07 AM
I think Dave and Casey need to hire someone to mug Fez and then they can come in a rescue him. It's been tried unsuccessfully on TV many times, but I think they can pull it off.

Boogie in Va
08-17-2009, 07:08 AM
:wallbash:

DarkHippie
08-17-2009, 07:16 AM
I like it

Dougie Brootal
08-17-2009, 07:23 AM
thats crazy.... but its just crazy enough to work!

underdog
08-17-2009, 07:33 AM
I like the way you think.

If that doesn't work, Dave can have someone almost hit Fez with a car, but Dave will jump out at the last second and save Fez's life.

Small..Balls
08-17-2009, 08:25 AM
ROAD TRIP!!!!

http://img41.imageshack.us/img41/7664/gracelandmagnetfrontcat.jpg

instrument
08-17-2009, 08:50 AM
Dave tasted his dads semen, fez should also tastes dave's dads...

BullsLawDan
08-17-2009, 09:32 AM
A wacky plan? But how will they ever figure out that Old Man Ronnie, curator of the show museum, is actually the Ghoul of the Sirius/XM studios without Scooby Doo?

Korda
08-17-2009, 09:44 AM
Can it end with a big audience, "Awwwww"?

deliciousV
08-17-2009, 10:06 AM
Maybe he can be lured into a sauna and locked in....then the temp can be set to "DANGER"! Then seeing the steam roll out from under the door and smelling the smell of wet farts and taint scrapings Dave and Casey can rescue a wrinkly and appreciative Fezzy.

Meataball23
08-17-2009, 11:38 AM
I like the way you think.

If that doesn't work, Dave can have someone almost hit Fez with a car, but Dave will jump out at the last second and save Fez's life.

I love it!:lol:

disneyspy
08-17-2009, 11:42 AM
dave can dress up and pretend to be a woman and then,oh forget it

PD
08-17-2009, 11:51 AM
I think that what is needed is:

http://mbamrs.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/animal-house-posters.jpg

disneyspy
08-17-2009, 11:58 AM
we should ether rag both of these clowns and put them in a SAW like environment and play them a tape that says somethin like "to get out of these chains you must learn to love one another". then we put the keys to the others locks in their butt holes and the only way they can get them lubed up enough to get them out is with semen

ShowerBench
08-17-2009, 12:39 PM
we should ether rag both of these clowns and put them in a SAW like environment and play them a tape that says somethin like "to get out of these chains you must learn to love one another". then we put the keys to the others locks in their butt holes and the only way they can get them lubed up enough to get them out is with semen

Alright that's brill and you just made James Wan look like PaulO

lleeder
08-17-2009, 12:50 PM
Dave should steal Fez's marble rye.

Gvac
08-17-2009, 01:41 PM
A judge should rule that Dave has to be Fez's butler for a year.

DantheBartender
08-17-2009, 01:53 PM
Why is there so much infighting at The Virus? It seems like every day this month at least one show features a feud between staff.

RENFIELD
08-17-2009, 04:42 PM
all they need is someone even further at the bottom of the barrel
that they can both team up against...

hmmm .. the name 'black earl' comes to mind...

fez loves ball busting... as long as he can hide in the crowd...

Fez4PrezN2008
08-17-2009, 04:47 PM
Isn't that a little too close to the plot of Fargo?
I'm worried ESD is going to wind up in a wood chipper and some chunky Wisconsin hooker will blow Fez by accident. Oh, and Casey winds up like the wife.






Dontchaknow

Heather 8
08-17-2009, 04:50 PM
Why is there so much infighting at The Virus? It seems like every day this month at least one show features a feud between staff.

I think Mel Karmazin has a plan.

ShowerBench
08-17-2009, 06:07 PM
all they need is someone even further at the bottom of the barrel
that they can both team up against...

hmmm .. the name 'black earl' comes to mind...

fez loves ball busting... as long as he can hide in the crowd...

The omega dog serves a critical role. Until then, the burden is on Dave to do what he needs to do to keep both hosts happy.

Devo37
08-17-2009, 06:15 PM
maybe if they accidentally got locked in the storeroom with a bottle of liquor while re-stocking <strike>Archie's</strike> the XMSirius bar, they could resolve their issues in a comedic (yet heart-warming) fashion.

Hithead
08-18-2009, 10:37 AM
That evil bitch Casey must die fucking Johnafin.