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opie's twisted balls
08-14-2009, 12:28 AM
fucked in the dumper, now my ears are ringing
Without going into all the gory details I was fucked in the ass earlier tonight. Now I've played with my pooper in the past (the occasional finger, a girlfriend's dildo, a craftsman 1/2 ratchet wrench (the handle and not the tool end)) but till now nary a cock has made it past my brown eye. The guy who did the deed was rather well endowed and frankly I was skeptical if I could take it; but I bent over, bore down, grabbed a window sill and took it like a champ. I have to admit that while the stretching kind of hurt having my prostate treated like a speedbag did feel pretty damn great. After about 15 minutes I had enough tapped out.
Despite the expected post fuck urge to take a shit I was OK with one exception, my ears were ringing. I've never experienced tinnitus before. It isn't like I had Big Ben in my head, more like crickets. It lasted for about an hour and then went away.
Thoughts?
Dr Steve
08-20-2009, 08:03 PM
fucked in the dumper, now my ears are ringing
Without going into all the gory details I was fucked in the ass earlier tonight. Now I've played with my pooper in the past (the occasional finger, a girlfriend's dildo, a craftsman 1/2 ratchet wrench (the handle and not the tool end)) but till now nary a cock has made it past my brown eye. The guy who did the deed was rather well endowed and frankly I was skeptical if I could take it; but I bent over, bore down, grabbed a window sill and took it like a champ. I have to admit that while the stretching kind of hurt having my prostate treated like a speedbag did feel pretty damn great. After about 15 minutes I had enough tapped out.
Despite the expected post fuck urge to take a shit I was OK with one exception, my ears were ringing. I've never experienced tinnitus before. It isn't like I had Big Ben in my head, more like crickets. It lasted for about an hour and then went away.
Thoughts?
Dammit Gvac, enough with the rapid fire questions, what do I look like, an encyclopedia?
Tinnitus can certainly be caused by high blood pressure, which I'm sure you experienced after this "night of magic". Here's an article on tinnitus from mayoclinic.com (http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/tinnitus/DS00365/DSECTION=causes) for your enjoyment. I'm going to bed to jerk off.
:smile:
Dougie Brootal
08-20-2009, 08:21 PM
i had nothing to do with this thread... just so everyone knows...
jauble
08-20-2009, 08:22 PM
i had nothing to do with this thread... just so everyone knows...
Shennanigans
Marc with a c
08-20-2009, 08:38 PM
would somebody answer that damn phone!!!
Crossweird
08-20-2009, 10:18 PM
What?
Patient zer0
08-21-2009, 03:08 AM
You've just been banged six ways from sunday you silly billy
Dammit Gvac, enough with the rapid fire questions, what do I look like, an encyclopedia?
Tinnitus can certainly be caused by high blood pressure, which I'm sure you experienced after this "night of magic". Here's an article on tinnitus from mayoclinic.com (http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/tinnitus/DS00365/DSECTION=causes) for your enjoyment. I'm going to bed to jerk off.
:smile:
Why do you always assume these maniacs are me?
I don't know whether to be flattered or angered!
I still love you, Doc.
P.S. - It wasn't me.
Drunky McBetidont
08-21-2009, 03:30 AM
Why do you always assume these maniacs are me?
I don't know whether to be flattered or angered!
I still love you, Doc.
P.S. - It wasn't me.
he jerked off to thoughts of your adventures!
he jerked off to thoughts of your adventures!
Dr. Steve is a creep.
Great guy, though.
Kinda like most of the other people here.
stormy1065
08-21-2009, 04:43 AM
Did he literally have his bell wrung?
CountryBob
08-21-2009, 04:47 AM
Hot!
Not!!!
It's just your body adjusting to the fact that you are now gay
SatCam
08-21-2009, 07:22 AM
It's just your body adjusting to the fact that you are now gay
getting fucked in the ass doesnt make you gay
StatenIslandSoxFan
08-21-2009, 07:43 AM
Dear Dr. Steve,
Why does cum smell like bleach? ...and what does it taste like?
~John
Dougie Brootal
08-21-2009, 07:54 AM
Dear Dr. Steve,
Why does cum smell like bleach? ...and what does it taste like?
~John
electrolytes. for both.
EddieMoscone
08-21-2009, 07:55 AM
I think he confused his asshole with his earhole.
Crispy123
08-21-2009, 12:55 PM
getting fucked in the ass doesnt make you gay
Whew. Thank god for that!
lleeder
08-21-2009, 01:35 PM
cant wait to see his follow up thread:
Hey how come I shit cum and blood?
I don't think it's actually caused by the anal sex.
More likely, the tinnitus is caused by the headphones you wear during the radio show you do from 6-10ish EST, from which you're currently on vacation.
Dr Steve
08-21-2009, 05:13 PM
Why do you always assume these maniacs are me?
because it makes me laugh to do so :-)
benjamin
08-21-2009, 06:25 PM
Did he literally have his bell wrung?
:lol::lol::lol:
DolaMight
08-21-2009, 06:50 PM
fucked in the dumper, now my ears are ringing
Without going into all the gory details I was fucked in the ass earlier tonight. Now I've played with my pooper in the past (the occasional finger, a girlfriend's dildo, a craftsman 1/2 ratchet wrench (the handle and not the tool end)) but till now nary a cock has made it past my brown eye. The guy who did the deed was rather well endowed and frankly I was skeptical if I could take it; but I bent over, bore down, grabbed a window sill and took it like a champ. I have to admit that while the stretching kind of hurt having my prostate treated like a speedbag did feel pretty damn great. After about 15 minutes I had enough tapped out.
Despite the expected post fuck urge to take a shit I was OK with one exception, my ears were ringing. I've never experienced tinnitus before. It isn't like I had Big Ben in my head, more like crickets. It lasted for about an hour and then went away.
Thoughts?
thoughts??? Yeah I got some thoughts. I'm offended.
Brown eye? what kinda out of toilet paper havin motherfucker is you?
The expression is red eye. As in suck my red eye faggot. A high school classic line. Don't shit on it, get it right.
DarkHippie
08-21-2009, 07:11 PM
thoughts??? Yeah I got some thoughts. I'm offended.
Brown eye? what kinda out of toilet paper havin motherfucker is you?
The expression is red eye. As in suck my red eye faggot. A high school classic line. Don't shit on it, get it right.
If your brown eye is red, does that mean your asshole is sad?
DolaMight
08-21-2009, 07:20 PM
If your brown eye is red, does that mean your asshole is sad?
no, it means clean and healthy
Dr Steve
08-21-2009, 08:17 PM
If your brown eye is red, does that mean your asshole is sad?
According to Crystal Gayle, it's when your brown eye is blue.
DarkHippie
08-21-2009, 08:30 PM
According to Crystal Gayle, it's when your brown eye is blue.
my balls are sad then
opie's twisted balls
08-24-2009, 10:04 AM
Dammit Gvac
I can state with absolute certainty that I'm not Gvac (thank christ).
Tinnitus can certainly be caused by high blood pressure, which I'm sure you experienced after this "night of magic".
I would imagine that having my pooper violated raised my BP. Normally it sits right around 110/65. I'll be sure to have the sphygmometer handy if it happens again.
I'm going to bed to jerk off.
I hope you treated yourself nice!
Did he literally have his bell wrung?
Thats one way to put it. :blink:
Not!!!
Admit it Bob, you were turned on.
It's just your body adjusting to the fact that you are now gay
getting fucked in the ass doesnt make you gay
Thats the thing. I don't consider myself gay. No desire to have a relationship with guys just find it kind of hot to mess around once and a while.
Dear Dr. Steve,
Why does cum smell like bleach? ...and what does it taste like?
~John
I've been told mine tastes like cotton candy.
Brown eye? what kinda out of toilet paper havin motherfucker is you?
The expression is red eye. As in suck my red eye faggot. A high school classic line. Don't shit on it, get it right.
Ummm, I'd agree with you but you're wrong.
http://brown-eye.urbanup.com/359613
1. brown eye
slang for the butt hole or anus.
If your asshole is red I'd suggest you lay off on using sandpaper to wipe. As for min and its cleanliness its IMMACULATE. I use Cottonelle Ultra and its a sublime way to clean your shitter.
Dr Steve
08-24-2009, 06:35 PM
If your asshole is red I'd suggest you lay off on using sandpaper to wipe. As for min and its cleanliness its IMMACULATE. I use Cottonelle Ultra and its a sublime way to clean your shitter.
agree on the above, though a bidet is the best.
getting fucked in the ass doesnt make you gay
Doesnt make you straight either
yojimbo7248
08-24-2009, 06:41 PM
If your asshole is red I'd suggest you lay off on using sandpaper to wipe. As for min and its cleanliness its IMMACULATE. I use Cottonelle Ultra and its a sublime way to clean your shitter.
I don't believe that you aren't Gvac. who else would say 'immaculate', in all caps nonetheless, when describing the cleanliness of his own sphincter? you sound like someone who would use a neti pot.
Dr Steve
08-24-2009, 07:06 PM
I don't believe that you aren't Gvac. who else would say 'immaculate', in all caps nonetheless, when describing the cleanliness of his own sphincter? you sound like someone who would use a neti pot.
It doesn't even matter if it is Gvac. It amuses me to assert that it is. Especially since it seems to bother both of them (assuming they're truly not the same person)
when we're all anonymous, which of us are "real" anyway?
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