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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
08-26-2009, 10:01 PM
How come whenever I open a bottle of seltzer it's like opening a bottle of champagne: it bubbles and spills over.

Yet, I've rarely experienced that with [diet] soda.

Do all the additives keep the carbonation under control?

PapaBear
08-26-2009, 10:04 PM
I've wondered that myself. Same with tonic water. But if I open cheap tonic (Food Lion brand) it bubble up like crazy and the whole bottle is flat in a few minutes.

razorboy
08-26-2009, 10:05 PM
This thread has awful gramma.

PapaBear
08-26-2009, 10:06 PM
This thread has awful gramma.
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razorboy
08-26-2009, 10:07 PM
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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
08-26-2009, 10:09 PM
LOOK!!! It's after 2am!

I AM FUCKING OFF DUTY!!

CofyCrakCocaine
08-26-2009, 10:11 PM
you know, they say Mikeyboy was saying that sort of thing too. Towards the end. And now he's DEAD!!!!!! :glurps:

PapaBear
08-26-2009, 10:12 PM
I AM FUCKING OFF DUTY!!
If you're posting while you're fucking, you're doing it wrong.:nono:

razorboy
08-26-2009, 10:14 PM
If you're posting while you're fucking, you're doing it wrong.:nono:

Even worse is posting while combining fucking and doody.

Alice S. Fuzzybutt
08-26-2009, 10:19 PM
Even worse is posting while combining fucking and doody.

I dated a guy in the mid-90s who was into that.

I wasn't.

We all gain in some way. I gained NOTHING emotionally from it but I did get a couple of his CDs.

It's all give and take.

CofyCrakCocaine
08-26-2009, 10:24 PM
I dated a guy in the mid-90s who was into that.

I wasn't.

We all gain in some way. I gained NOTHING emotionally from it but I did get a couple of his CDs.

It's all give and take.

Maybe he should have liked eating sunburn peel more and doody less!!! :furious:

razorboy
08-26-2009, 10:38 PM
eating sunburn peel

Sounds delicious.

CofyCrakCocaine
08-26-2009, 10:39 PM
Sounds delicious.

Never stop at just one

keithy_19
08-26-2009, 10:53 PM
I dated a guy in the mid-90s who was into that.

I wasn't.

We all gain in some way. I gained NOTHING emotionally from it but I did get a couple of his CDs.

It's all give and take.

At least you didn't walk away with a couple of VDs!



I'm drunk...

CofyCrakCocaine
08-26-2009, 10:57 PM
At least you didn't walk away with a couple of VDs!



I'm drunk...

You're as wild as a Garfield Sunday funny paper

SatCam
08-27-2009, 04:39 PM
How come whenever I open a bottle of seltzer it's like opening a bottle of champagne: it bubbles and spills over.

That's not seltzer you're opening, that's a bottle of champagne. We care about you alice and we want you to get the help you need ........................

Furtherman
08-27-2009, 05:00 PM
Because people like to say seltzaaaaaa.

It also might happen to deal with seltzer usually comes in a plastic bottle which is more easily shook up than a can.

razorboy
08-27-2009, 05:02 PM
I dated a guy in the mid-90s who was into that.

I wasn't.

We all gain in some way. I gained NOTHING emotionally from it but I did get a couple of his CDs.

It's all give and take.

You dated a guy in his mid-90s?

Freakshow
08-27-2009, 05:12 PM
Because people like to say seltzaaaaaa.


It must be hard if you're a spanish person, you ask for salsa and you get seltzer.

Furtherman
08-27-2009, 05:16 PM
Si'