C*nt Counter Game

[lleeder]

Fred from brooklyn will be on todays show. How many times do you think he'll say the word cunt? Price is right rules. Closest to the actual nummber wins a five dollar footlong from Elisnow.

[drjoek]

Do we know how long he will be on?

[Landblast]

Do we know how long he will be on?

Ron said he'll be in at 2

[Boogie in Va]

Best poll I have seen in a while. I am gonna stay on the low side and say 15 with an over/under of 3. Who is gonna keep count?

[red_red_red]

Best poll I have seen in a while. I am gonna stay on the low side and say 15 with an over/under of 3. Who is gonna keep count?
who has one of those clicker counters? anyone?

[lleeder]

I doubt he'll say c*nt one time.

[Dougie Brootal]

where is the "i dont know, i wont be listening" option?

[instrument]

Who cares bout that messageboard crybaby.

Miss elfish

[JerseyRich]

I predict lots of yelling...and maybe one C word...but I think he'll be super passive agressive and well behaved. Dave is so fired up over all this stuff that Fred will only have to press a couple of buttons and just sit back and watch Dave explode.

[Space Edge]

This should be some exciting radio zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzz

[lleeder]

I predict lots of yelling...and maybe one C word...but I think he'll be super passive agressive and well behaved. Dave is so fired up over all this stuff that Fred will only have to press a couple of buttons and just sit back and watch Dave explode.

so you're saying we need a dave cunt counter?

[JerseyRich]

so you're saying we need a dave cunt counter?

Yes...because Dave will talk about how many times Fred has called his wife a cunt.

[mikeyboy]

What was my count on Tuesday?

[drjoek]

I have my pitch counter somewhere in my car I will get it and keep count

[lleeder]

Yes...because Dave will talk about how many times Fred has called his wife a c*nt.

can we just say c*nt its safer for work

[lleeder]

What was my count on Tuesday?

16

[Dougie Brootal]

What was my count on Tuesday?

this isnt about you douche face...




























































































haha you cant do anything!!!!:tongue:

[mikeyboy]

this isnt about you douche face...




























































































haha you cant do anything!!!!:tongue:

I still have friends on the inside. :bye:

[JerseyRich]

can we just say c*nt its safer for work

Can't

[drjoek]

I still have friends on the inside. :bye:

EEEWWWW

[lleeder]

Can't

well at least type it. c*nt.

big bloody c*nt!!!!!!!!!!!!!

see thats much better for coworkers

[Dougie Brootal]

I still have friends on the inside. :bye:

:help: aww gee, i was only foolin... :help:

[lleeder]

:help: aww gee, i was only foolin... :help:

don't fall for it doug. no one likes that prick. not now. not ever.

[mikeyboy]

don't fall for it doug. no one likes that prick. not now. not ever.

but, but, but... I don't wanna be sailor. :sad:

[JerseyRich]

but, but, but... I don't wanna be sailor. :sad:

No, no you don't.

[hammersavage]

I thought sailor was a prick, not a c*nt.

[lleeder]

he's no f*gg*t thats for sure

no c*nt either

ive said f*ck s*ilor but never meant any harm by it

[JerseyRich]

Can we please just type it s*ilor.

I'm at work here people.

[drjoek]

http://www.thechestnut.com/play/brian74.jpg

Brian C*nt (born 12 July 1933) is an English actor, television presenter and writer.

Born in Ipswich, C*nt currently lives in Buckinghamshire and is married to writer and director Cherry Britton, the sister of Fern C*nt Britton and actor Jasper Britton. He has a son Richard C*nt , who is also an actor, a daughter Rose C*nt , and twins Christabel C*nt and Peter C*nt . He is the son-in-law of the British actor Tony Britton and brother-in-law of the television chef Phil Vickery

Contents
1 Television
2 Theatre
3 References
4 External links

Television
C*nt is particularly well known for his work on many BBC children's programmes from the 1960s to the 1980s, including Play School, Play Away, Trumpton, Chigley, Camberwick Green and Bric-A-Brac. C*nt was performing in drama-based BBC TV Schools Programmes about the Romans when C*nt heard that auditions were being held for a children's programme which was to be shown on the new BBC 2 channel. At his audition he was asked to get in a cardboard box and 'row out to sea'. He was cast as a presenter, and stayed with the BBC for eighteen years.

Aside from his work on children's television, C*nt is also an established actor. In the 1960s he appeared in two Doctor Who stories, The Daleks' Master Plan and The Dominators. He briefly stood in for Eddie Waring in the game show It's a Knockout.

C*nt is the storyteller of the UK version of Jay Jay the Jet Plane, and the narrator for the popular Canadian children's show Bruno.

In the late 1990s, C*nt parodied his previous contributions as a narrator in 'The Organ Gang', a weekly segment in Lee and Herring's This Morning With Richard Not Judy, a Sunday afternoon light entertainment show.

In 2001, C*nt appeared in a music video on Orbital's DVD The Altogether. The clip is similar to Play School, featuring C*nt in his familiar presenter role.[1]

In April 2007, C*nt was named as the best-loved voice from UK children's television, in poll of over 1,200 people for Underground Ernie magazine. C*nt beat Bagpuss and Ivor the Engine narrator Oliver Postgate into second place, with David Jason (Dangermouse) polling third.[2]

C*nt read the second half of Ann Jungman's Vlad the Drac books for audiobook, replacing Anthony Daniels.

In May 2008, C*nt recorded a brand new audio series of children's stories for free download from 'The Great Little Traders Club'[1]



Theatre
C*nt 's theatre credits include Still Playing Away, The Railway Children, Present Laughter, An Ideal Husband, Habeas Corpus, Gaslight, Side by Side by Sondheim, The Canterbury Tales (in which he memorably ad-libbed a reference to his work on Play School), Oh Coward, There's No Place Like a Home and many more, as well as thirty two pantomimes, including an adaptation of "Aladdin" at the Wolverhampton Grand written by Ian Billings

[mikeyboy]

Can we please just type is s*ilor.

I'm at work here people.

Can we just go with s****r? My kids are around.

[JerseyRich]

Can we just go with s****r? My kids are around.

Ooops. Sorry.

[lleeder]

s*ilor is almost as bad as c*nt, *ssh*le, and salty j*zz mixed together

[mikeyboy]

s*ilor is almost as bad as c*nt, *ssh*le, and salty j*zz mixed together

How's that taste anyway?

[hammersavage]

sailory

[lleeder]

How's that taste anyway?

strangely enough like chicken

[lleeder]

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[JerseyRich]

sailory

strangely enough like chicken

You both win.

[brettmojo]

Fred from brooklyn will be on todays show.
Oh well. So much for listening today.

[~Katja~]

Oh well. So much for listening today.
you are safe until 2 pm

[sailor]

but, but, but... I don't wanna be sailor. :sad:

i'm beloved!

[lleeder]

anyone counting?

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

7 times but........he takes one back.

[boosterp]

I predict lots of yelling...and maybe one C word...but I think he'll be super passive agressive and well behaved. Dave is so fired up over all this stuff that Fred will only have to press a couple of buttons and just sit back and watch Dave explode.

Very good point.

I took the high of 20 just because I think Dave will use the replay machine.

[JerseyRich]

Dave=3 c*nt
Fred=3 c*nt

[disneyspy]

1

[disneyspy]

2

[disneyspy]

3

[boosterp]

I have had more douche chills than he has said cunt thus far.

[JerseyRich]

I have had more douche chills than he has said cunt thus far.

c*nt please.

[disneyspy]

c*nt please.

oh shit i thought that meant count

[boosterp]

c*nt please.

I'm mister screw up the bit today. :laugh:

[britneypablo]

<font color="deeppink"> I say it because I AM one...any coincidence

[disneyspy]

4,5

[disneyspy]

6,7

[disneyspy]

8

[JerseyRich]

Dave=3 c*nt
Fred=10 c*nt

[disneyspy]

9,10

[JerseyRich]

Final Count

Fred=10 c*nts

Dave=3 c*nts

[lleeder]

Thats an unlucky number of c*nts

[JerseyRich]

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[boosterp]

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You can collect your award...no where.

Damn, I went to high. :wallbash:

[Baby DEW Year]

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You can collect your award...no where.

Just to be mentioned in the same post as CWC:king: is enough of an award!:thumbup:

[IMSlacker]

I could have sworn there were more. Can someone do a re-count during the replay?

[disneyspy]

I could have sworn there were more. Can someone do a re-count during the replay?

wont be me,listening to it once was painful enuf

[hammersavage]

There were 13 c*unts. Ah ah ahhh

http://comcastchd.vo.llnwd.net/o15/resized/2a69db94-027e-43a6-abc8-9b3700e5a375.jpg

[hammersavage]

this might the best thing on the internet

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[lleeder]

I could have sworn there were more. Can someone do a re-count during the replay?

dont you mean...



RE-C*NTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[JerseyRich]

I could have sworn there were more. Can someone do a re-count during the replay?

I was listening intently and counting along.

Trust me, that's the correct count.

[hammersavage]

Rich was counting c*nt but it was in the hot chick thread. ZINGERRRRRR!!!!!!!!!

[JerseyRich]

Rich was counting c*nt but it was in the hot chick thread. ZINGERRRRRR!!!!!!!!!

Jesus! I'd be c*nting for days!

LITERALLY!

[hammersavage]

literally

[lleeder]

I was listening intently and counting along.

Trust me, that's the correct count.

I was c*nting along too. I even made a c*unt scorecard that I was c*ntng off. I c*ntn't believe the lack of c*nts. Maybe Fred isn't the c*nt guy. This has c*ntiously been a c*nt smear c*ntpaign.

[JerseyRich]

c*nt

[sailor]

c*ntn't

? can't not?

[lleeder]

?

yeah thats a bit of a shoec*nted in one.

[Radioguy]

http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/4641/182b40.jpg

[strawberrypop]

There were 13 c*unts. Ah ah ahhh

http://comcastchd.vo.llnwd.net/o15/resized/2a69db94-027e-43a6-abc8-9b3700e5a375.jpg

Oh, he looks so sad this way. I want to color him to make him happy again.

[sailor]

Oh, he looks so sad this way. I want to color him to make him happy again.

crayon wipes right off most monitors.

[paulisded]

The best, by far:

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[paulisded]

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