The sneeze,the nose orgasm?

[Bron Yur Stomp]

Has anyone noticed, that your lower lip will quiver if you are in that pause right before a sneeze. Now I know the women I have been with and even myself will get that lower lip quiver right before the big O. So if your lip quivers before sneezing, is that the big O for your nose? I mean snot kinda looks like certain bodily fluids, and its sticky too.
Where do I come up with this shit?

It's either I am tettering on the brink of eternal damnation or I am having alot of fun.
It you call depending on your god, gods, or lack there of a god.

[AngelAmy]

well does it feel real good when u sneeze, if you do then u just my be having an o

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[Bron Yur Stomp]

Perhaps the sneeze is a nose orgasm. I mean when you get that kinda tickly feeling in your nose, you sneeze a few times. I am often tired after sneezing as well. Sneezing is better than manually unclogging your nose with your finger, just like the real thing is better than the finger.
Who would have thought sneezing could become a sexual thing.

Where do I come up with this crap?

[Arienette]

it's funny you should mention this... i saw a thing on one of the entertainment magazine shows the other night, and they had britney spears on. she was talking about how sneezing and eating chocolate are both orgasmic.

i once had a boyfriend who got scared everytime he sneezed. he was also afraid of sex. coincidence? i think not

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[AngelAmy]

im telling you, it doesnt become sexual until it starts feeling good

if sneezing turns you on then come back to me

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[Bron Yur Stomp]

I am a sick, sick man. I need to get help lol. Actually I was battling the snow on the nj turnpike with the company hyundai, when I had to sneeze and notice my lip was shaken before I sneezed. It was one of those almost sneezes, that leaves you unsatisfied. You just wanted to sneeze, but never got there. And went away disappointed

Where do I come up with this crap?

This message was edited by Bron Yur Stomp on 1-20-02 @ 2:39 AM

[AngelAmy]

my lip quivers sometimes too but im telling you, it doesnt feel good

do u think that snot is nose cum

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[Bron Yur Stomp]

Maybe you arent sneezing right. I think snot must nose cum. because nobody likes snot blown all over them,and they clean it up with tissue. Coincidence I think not
Now I am laughn my ass, and getting a damn crap!

Where do I come up with this crap?

[AngelAmy]

is crap ur ass cum as well?

how can you tell me im not sneezing right?
come here and watch me sneeze

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[Bron Yur Stomp]

Hmmm, things that come out of asses, not sexual in the least. Not that snot turns me on either.I can not conceptually conceive the act, therefore I cant not envision myself engaged in said activity.But if you are into anal, I guess you might see it that way. So what would a fart be then?
I odnt personally get the O from sneezing, but the entity that is my nose does lol.

Where do I come up with this crap?

[AngelAmy]

a fart is a burp of the ass
i agree, nothing in the ass is sexual

but i still cant see sneezing being sexual either, u should call love line and ask dr drew

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[Bron Yur Stomp]

That darn show is great but we never get it live. Can you imagine what Adam would say to that? Shutters to think of Adam's response

Where do I come up with this crap?

[Bron Yur Stomp]

hehehe
"come here and watch me sneeze." I ll have to start a clinic on sexual sneezing lmao. I ll have an info-mercial as well. HA haha.

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[AngelAmy]

adam would say
"listen goofball, just dont have kids"

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[Bron Yur Stomp]

You think, I think so too. But I bet he would atleast try it , considering his prolific gift to frequently masterbate to porn all day lol.
Well I better go and get a cheap quicky nose thrill and head to bed.
Where do I come up with this crap?

This message was edited by Bron Yur Stomp on 1-20-02 @ 3:21 AM

[AngelAmy]

well he does love farting, u never know

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[Sheeplovr]

It hurts when i sneaz and it really really really loud i cant help it its liek a bazzoka So what does that mean

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[nickeye]

In "Setting Free the Bears", by John Irving, a character reads a sex book that says that girls who hold back their sneezes don't orgasm during sex...

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[SweetPea]

When my dad sneezes its really loud, and his face gets really red and cant talk for a couple minutes after. But I think they got louder after he had his heart attack. oh well

What do we think about hiccups...cause i have them now!

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[Bron Yur Stomp]

Definately some sort of contractions those hiccups. What went in your mouth young lady? lol

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[sourkitty]

hey did u all know a sneeze is one tenth of an orgasm???

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[AngelAmy]

so are u saying you sneeze while having an orgasm?

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[Bron Yur Stomp]

hmmm
Well I am gonna pour pepper into my nose and orgasm to death then. Lmao

Where do I come up with this crap?

[TomPoo]

All I know is I get multiple sneazes.

and I am usually exhausted when I am finnished.

From this, I would say YES, sneazez are the nose orgasm

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[AngelAmy]

its just hard to belive but i guess ill start to belive u people

im telling you, call dr drew on loveline
theyd love thie question

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[Jennitalia]

A-CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

oh, man, that was sooooo good, I "sneezed" SOOOO hard...

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[TomPoo]

I wonder when my nose lost its virginity???

and now that I think about, I sneeze alot... especially during allergy season... I guess that makes my nose a slut

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[AngelAmy]

WHORE!!!!!!!!
cant your nose keep its nostrils closed?

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[Bron Yur Stomp]

You nose slut! lmao!!!!!!!!!
Now when you see someone sneeze then smile afterwards. You know what is going thru their minds lol. Well noses anyway.
HEHEHE
Blow hard and Long!


Where do I come up with this crap?

This message was edited by Bron Yur Stomp on 1-22-02 @ 9:01 PM

[AngelAmy]

u know ill be laughing
every time i sneez now im gonna think bout my nose being a total slut and cuming all over the place

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[TomPoo]

Hey Angel Amy,

$20 for a nose job?

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[Bron Yur Stomp]

I've been chuckling about this thread for days now. Well atleast you wont have to take your nose out on a date for a little action. You can save money and just snort pepper or never clean you apt and let the dust bunnnies build up. Shore to give a you few quickies there.

Sneezing, the underated orgasm.

[AngelAmy]

Hey Angel Amy,

$20 for a nose job?

ohh baby yes

and ive been thinking, when you pick your nose does that count as nose sex or nose fingering?

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[Bron Yur Stomp]

Ive been thinkning the same thing, maybe its manual stimulation, Kinda greasing the wheels, making way for the big nose O

Sneezing, the underated orgasm.

[AngelAmy]

do they make nose vibrators

are tissues nose dildos?

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[Jennitalia]

i give great nose

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[AngelAmy]

i give great nose

yea yea thats what they allllll say

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[AngelAmy]

im too lazy to edit but i just got another idea

if a whole bunch of people who have colds are in a room and sneezing is that an orgy?

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[Bron Yur Stomp]

double post duh! I hate when that happens

This message was edited by Bron Yur Stomp on 1-24-02 @ 11:17 AM

[Bron Yur Stomp]

Maybe nose rings enhances the big nose O as well. Perhaps someine should create Benoit balls for the nose. Though that may make sneezing abit interesting

Sneezing, the underated orgasm.

[Bron Yur Stomp]

Lmao! thats good. But you can spread the Nose VD that way, the dreaded "Cold." Better to sneeze alone or with someone you love.

Sneezing, the underated orgasm.

[brodieman]

damn all this orgasm talk is getting me goin ;)

and yes Bron where the hell do you come up with this stuff :P

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is this a new fetish for you guys?

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[AngelAmy]

is this a new fetish for you guys?

yup i think so
im gonna make a nose fetis army sig pic as soon as i get home

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[Bron Yur Stomp]

"and yes Bron where the hell do you come up with this stuff :P"
I am that kid that was labeled "does not apply himself in school."
So when given too much time, my mind twists upon itself and here you have the results, Nose Orgasms.

Would being punched in the nose be equilavent to a kick in the "Jimmy?"
Being caught picking your nose, is that like being caught while masturbating then or is more like coitus interuptus.


Sneezing, the underated orgasm.

This message was edited by Bron Yur Stomp on 1-24-02 @ 11:46 AM

[AngelAmy]

do u think if u have a runny nose thats considered premature ejaculation?

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[Bron Yur Stomp]

No thats the stuff that "comes" out before fun stuff. Kinda a pre-cum.
If you sneeze while on an airplane, would that make a member of the mile high club?


Sneezing, the underated orgasm.

[AngelAmy]

if u sneeze in public is it a crime?

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[Jennitalia]

im gonna make a nose fetis army sig pic as soon as i get home


something to look forward too. what a life you must lead ;)


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[AngelAmy]

something to look forward too. what a life you must lead

god u have no idea

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[Bron Yur Stomp]

Well Amy, just sneeze some and it will make your day a whole lot better ...wink, wink. You can giggle afterwards and make all the people around you say" why is she is giggling and why does she sneeze so much." And they will never know the sexual power you have, the nose orgasm.

Sneezing, the underated orgasm.

[AngelAmy]

And they will never know the sexual power you have, the nose orgasm

if i sneeze a lot does that mean im a sex goddess


and you know what STOP HAVING SEX WHILE YOUR DRIVING
no more sneezing for you

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[Bron Yur Stomp]

You know, that when somone sneezes they say "god bless you." My thought used to be man that person will sneeze there way into heaven with all that sneezing. Well now...I am sure it is blessing, but you aint going to heaven now.

Sneezing, the underated orgasm.

[Jennitalia]

so if you have a cold and you're nose is all stuffy, is that like having a yeast infection?

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[AngelAmy]

what kind of nose STDs are there?



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[Bron Yur Stomp]

lol
So I guess blowing your nose is like faking an orgasm just to get rid of your partner. Lmao

Sneezing, the underated orgasm.

[AngelAmy]

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even jose canseco sneezes in public, what kind of role model is he for our kids

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[Bron Yur Stomp]

That public nose fornicator!

Sneezing, the underated orgasm.

[JerseySteve]

hey guys .. never let amy send you a link . lol ... she has a sick sense of humor lol ....

[Doogie]

I have to say yes that it is lik the big O...I mean there are times when ya sneeze and it is the best feeling in the world...you feel completely relieved and what not. Like is something that you needed...

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[AngelAmy]

no wonder after i sneeze i feel like need for a cigarette and a nap

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[JerseySteve]

maybe some food too amy .... to get your energy back as well ....

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maybe some food too amy .... to get your energy back as well ....

[Jennitalia]

ever hold in a sneeze? Definately not as satisfying in letting loose with a good sneeze

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[Bron Yur Stomp]

just dont stop and you wont have to take a break.
Have a all nighter

Sneezing, the underated orgasm.

[Jennitalia]

what kind of nose STDs are there?


runny nose: nose std equivalent of gonnorhea?

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[AngelAmy]

so are hookers walking sround the street corners blowing theyre noses?

do dominatrixes grab your nose and thats a turn on?

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[AngelAmy]

who wants to join the NOSE ORGASM ARMY???

im taking applications til bron gets back

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[Jennitalia]

Amy, you really need to have a good sneeze :)
LOL

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[AngelAmy]

is all aspects of that statement yes i do!

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[Bron Yur Stomp]

passes the hanky to Angel Amy. here you go sneeze away.

Sneezing, the underated orgasm.

[AngelAmy]

which one you guys like more?

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[CovDiesel]

When I sneeze... it is impossible for me to sneeze only once.. I have a series of sneezes... at least 3 and at most I've had 20.

It's scary... and not very fun when stuff shoots out.. but I guess when I have sex stuff shoots out too...

Okay.. I'm sold.

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[AngelAmy]

wow multiple orgasms, NICE!

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[AngelAmy]

today i sneezed and i almost busted a gut laughing

but it was even funnier when my lil brother sneezed

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[AngelAmy]

yesterday my dog sneezed, but bout the damn funniest thing ive ever thought of to myself

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[Bron Yur Stomp]

LMAO!
This thread has changed your life forever. hahahahah
We are so demented.

Sneezing, the underated orgasm.

[AngelAmy]

isnt it the best when youre really sick and your nose is all stuffed up but when u finally clear up and start sneezing all over the place u die and go to heaven

i know i do

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[Bron Yur Stomp]

I really look forward to clear nose. Cause right now it is a useless appendage, can barely breath through it now.
:(
there's no nose joy going on over here


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Does this mean cause I have a big nose...I'm considered large.. (if u know what I mean)...??

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[AngelAmy]

well its allergy season
i know all you whores are sneezing all over the place

a month ago i was sick so i was sneezing all over, it was so good

yesterday i sneezed and coughed at the same time, is that a nose queef?

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