what do you imagine other posters' real first names are?

[foodcourtdruide]

Some posters have first names in their screenname, like MikeyBoy, JerseySean, etc. Others have popularity on the show, so we know their real names like GVAC, Sheepy, HTG, etc. Some though, are mysteries. Here's my list of posters and the first names I associate with them:

Epo: Sean (spelled this way)
Mojo: Rick
Lleeder: John
Snoogans: Joe
Blackspider: Mike
Furtherman: Eric
Hammersavage: Greg
BadMonkey: John
Sleeves: Mark
Razorboy: Andrew
TheGameHHH: Joseph

[SinA]

Amazing. 11 for 11.
Well, that was fun.

[Hottub]

I know almost all of them.

Not even close. But a fun game none the less.

You are a Jeff.

[foodcourtdruide]

You are a Jeff.

I wish! ... Tom?

[foodcourtdruide]

Underdog is larry. SinA is Erik.

[Hottub]

I wish! ... Tom?

Nope.

Jay?

[Drunky McBetidont]

gvac is kyle
chuckwagoncook is kenny
rhino is stan
toilet crusher is eric
hottub is butters

am i doing this right?

[foodcourtdruide]

gvac is kyle
chuckwagoncook is kenny
rhino is stan
toilet crusher is eric
hottub is butters

am i doing this right?

I think so, cwc is ed.

[foodcourtdruide]

Nope.

Jay?

Nope, not a J name.

[TooLowBrow]

fezfez was todd

jayjay was ron

[MacVittie]

Lady Resin is a Molly
disneyspy is a Gene
Hottub is a Robert (goes by Bob and not Rob)
snoogans is a Brian
toiletcrusher is an Andrew
Shower Bench is an Ian

[hammersavage]

Hammersavage: Greg


yup

[Slumbag]

Wait?!

These aren't your real names?
You're all a bunch of fucking phonies.

[foodcourtdruide]

yup

I'm a fucking psychic.

And disneyspy is gene. Good call. DS, if that's not your name you should change it.

[Furtherman]

Eric? That cracked me up, Ned!

[mikeyboy]

lleeder's real name is Chachie. His mom was a big Scott Baio fan.

[Kevin]

lleeder's real name is Chachie. His mom was a big Scott Baio fan.

Not Charles?

[DolaMight]

ted

[mikeyboy]

Not Charles?

She's old school.

[weekapaugjz]

slumbag is gerald

[jauble]

slumbag is gerald

I would think Harvey.

[weekapaugjz]

i think jauble is geoffry

[jauble]

i think jauble is geoffry

I was not named after a giraffe.

[weekapaugjz]

judge smails real name is spaulding

[weekapaugjz]

kevin's is douchebag

[epo]

I was not named after a giraffe.

Imagine the depravity.

[SatCam]

mikeyboy is a steve

[spankyfrank]

mikeyboy is a steve

nope thats me

[ToiletCrusher]

I think that I know tubbers name.

We have a common bond.

Matt from Long Island's name is probably follower.

[epo]

I know almost all of them.

Not even close. But a fun game none the less.

You are a Jeff.

I can't imagine anyone has that name...

[underdog]

I think of everyone as a Bruce.

[TooLowBrow]

I think of everyone as a Bruce.

g'day bruce

[Dude!]

I think of everyone as a Bruce.

despite your attempts
to make us think you are a black man
you are the un-blackest poster in history

i think of you as a hispanic woman
Consuello?

[IMSlacker]

BadMonkey: John

I think it might be Forrest (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showpost.php?p=2448754&postcount=526).

[IMSlacker]

despite your attempts
to make us think you are a black man
you are the un-blackest poster in history

i think of you as a hispanic woman
Consuello?

Wouldn't that be Consuella?

[Dude!]

Wouldn't that be Consuella?

it ends in "O" even though
a female name

i mis-spelled it though
it only has one "L"
Consuelo



Meaning of the Name Consuelo

name meaning gender origin
Consuelo Consolation female Spanish

[WampusCrandle]

Gvac - it's quite obvious it's Gareth.
mikeyboy - Bradley
silera - has to be Lamp
justjon - eh, who cares, am I right?
snoogans - Walter
spoons - mary

i'm kinda psychic, so, no thanks needed.

[jauble]

Gvac - it's quite obvious it's Gareth.
mikeyboy - Bradley
silera - has to be Lamp
justjon - eh, who cares, am I right?
snoogans - Walter
spoons - mary

i'm kinda psychic, so, no thanks needed.

Im still proud that you post under your Christian name.

[JohnGacysCrawlSpace]

Ooo oooo ooo.....what's mine?

[Slumbag]

Ooo oooo ooo.....what's mine?

Lindell or DeShawn.

[red_red_red]

Lindell or DeShawn.
poor and poorer

[jauble]

Ooo oooo ooo.....what's mine?

Samantha

[WampusCrandle]

Im still proud that you post under your Christian name.

the only way i can post, really.

[mikeyboy]

the only way i can post, really.

If Wampus' real name isn't really Wampus, I'm going to feel really betrayed.

[~Katja~]

well my real name is Ilse

[WampusCrandle]

If Wampus' real name isn't really Wampus, I'm going to feel really betrayed.

McGillicutty, Wampus McGillicutty

[hammersavage]

well my real name is Ilse

You remind me more of an Elsa

http://www.filmdope.com/Gallery/ActorsD/4764-9434.gif

[razorboy]

Mikeyboy is Jack
Gvac is Stan
Hottub is Roy
Ferdinand is Gus
Hammersavage is Lee
Hippo is Fat.

[JerseyRich]

Rhino is Terrence.

[jauble]

Hippo is Fat.

I would have gone biblical and said his name was Ham.

[hammersavage]

underdog is an Ian pronounced with an EYE. The correct way.

[JerseyRich]

west milly tom is Carl. Such a Carl is he.

[razorboy]

I would have gone biblical and said his name was Ham.

That's his radio name.

[hammersavage]

Marc with a c is a Kraig. With a k oddly enough.

[~Katja~]

Mikeyboy is Jack
Gvac is Stan
Hottub is Roy
Ferdinand is Gus
Hammersavage is Lee
Hippo is Fat.
oh fuck, I just spit out my cheap wine as I was casually reading this

[Dude!]

well my real name is Ilse

i think it is really Isle...
after Isle Koch

[jauble]

That's his radio name.

I like you, I really do. With that said, boo.

[epo]

west milly tom is Carl. Such a Carl is he.

http://unrealitymag.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/athf.jpg

[TooLowBrow]

i think it is really Isle...
after Isle Koch

she used to live on the isle of koch

[razorboy]

underdog is an Ian pronounced with an EYE. The correct way.

You mean the douchetastic way.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Mikeyboy is Jack
Gvac is Stan
Hottub is Roy
Ferdinand is Gus
Hammersavage is Lee
Hippo is Fat.



its pronounced fah hat, its Syrian








words hurt

[TripleSkeet]

Go ahead. Take a stab.

[~Katja~]

Go ahead. Take a stab.

Marco

[razorboy]

Go ahead. Take a stab.

O.J.

[jauble]

Go ahead. Take a stab.

jizzjizzjizz?

[RhinoinMN]

danlaroe is melvin.

[jauble]

danlaroe is melvin.

If this was in the starvin' forum I would lock this.

[Farmer Dave]

Rhino is Terrence.

And he's married to LaShonda

[mikeyboy]

Marco

Polo!

[lleeder]

Polo!

hey no hiding in the deep end!!!!!!!

[dino_electropolis]

Your all a bunch of Herbs.

[lleeder]

I imagine mikeyboys first name is Hitlerbabysmasher

[west milly Tom]

JerseyRich is definitely an Art.

Katja is really Brunhilda

[JerseyRich]

JerseyRich is definitely an Art.

Katja is really Brunhilda

Arthur to you.

[west milly Tom]

Arthur to you.


More commonly known as Beardy.

[strawberrypop]

I'm pretty sure you're all mikeyboy's board characters, so, everyone = Ralph.

[west milly Tom]

Hbox is Barney Frank

[mikeyboy]

Katja is really Brunhilda

Wrong. Hildegarde.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Kevin is JHEHIURogjiohglreiogoihgrhgoi (or some other creepy Albanian Name)

[ToiletCrusher]

Kevin is JHEHIURogjiohglreiogoihgrhgoi (or some other creepy Albanian Name)

you forgot a couple of vowels.

[Snoogans]

Kevin is JHEHIURogjiohglreiogoihgrhgoi (or some other creepy Albanian Name)

Those names end in J. ALWAYS FUCKIN END IN J

[RhinoinMN]

Snoogans name is Ching Lee.

[ToiletCrusher]

you could have done better.

[RhinoinMN]

Eli's name is Brocke.

[RhinoinMN]

TC's name is Hanz

[ToiletCrusher]

I like the use of the "e" at the end.

Much better.

[ToiletCrusher]

TC's name is Hanz

Groben.

I'm from Munich.

[Snoogans]

dont you 2 dickslaps get enough of each other in that other thread?

[RhinoinMN]

JerseyRich is Armond.

[RhinoinMN]

dont you 2 dickslaps get enough of each other in that other thread?

We like to pull in a third party once and a while.

and I am on topic. Don't break my stride.

[RhinoinMN]

strawberrypop is Billy

[ToiletCrusher]

dont you 2 dickslaps get enough of each other in that other thread?

You'd be surprised.

thepaulo is Brian.

[mikeyboy]

We like to pull in a third party once and a while.

and I am on topic. Don't break my stride.

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[Drunky McBetidont]

bigfatfuck is slim

[RhinoinMN]

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Thank you.

[Snoogans]

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that lead singer looks exactly how i used to picture Johnnywadd

[RhinoinMN]

bigfatfuck is slim

That's ironic.

[Dougie Brootal]

furthman is fernando.

[topless_mike]

walter.

[Furtherman]

Mind reader! I was just about to post your name Dougie Brootal... or should I say....

Lloyd Dobler.

[hammersavage]

biggirl is Ryan

[JerseyRich]

joeybadass is Arnie
I am the Lord your God is Phillip.

[sailor]

I'm pretty sure you're all mikeyboy's board characters, so, everyone = Ralph.

ralph's my board character.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

spoon is a Cito, just like his favorite manager

underdog is a Tyrone

[RhinoinMN]

hammersavage is Sally.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Aggie is short for Agatha


Mafia Life Chris is a Seymour or a Schlomo

The Mojo Pin is a Steve, maybe Bartman is his last name

[RhinoinMN]

Aggie is short for Agatha


Mafia Life Chris is a Seymour or a Schlomo

The Mojo Pin is a Steve, maybe Bartman is his last name

As Fallon is probably a Bill. Buckner sounds about right.

[Patient zer0]

Ill remain mysterious

[EliSnow]

You remind me more of an Elsa

http://www.filmdope.com/Gallery/ActorsD/4764-9434.gif

No, her name is Ilsa.

http://silencedmajority.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/09/13/ilsashe_wolfssposter_2.jpg

[ANC]

You'll never guess mine, fucksticks!

[EliSnow]

douggrasso's real first name is Scot.

[EliSnow]

You'll never guess mine, fucksticks!

Yours is Guido.

[jauble]

You'll never guess mine, fucksticks!

I imagine the C stands for Clarence. So there you go Clarence.

[Aggie]

JerseyRich is Nigel

hammersavage is leslie

tripleskeet is deshaun

[disneyspy]

kevin is borat
jerseyrich is dick
macvittie is scotty
foodcourtdruide is orange julius
aggie is Anne&Marie

[hammersavage]

hammersavage is leslie


Yup

[west milly Tom]

kevin is borat
jerseyrich is dick
macvittie is scotty
foodcourtdruide is orange julius
aggie is Anne&Marie


This one got a belly laugh :lol:

[foodcourtdruide]

kevin is borat
jerseyrich is dick
macvittie is scotty
foodcourtdruide is orange julius
aggie is Anne&Marie

This made me crack up, so I told my wife and she looked at like I was the dumbest person ever. Then said my last name would be Cinnabon.

[disneyspy]

This one got a belly laugh :lol:

thanks millhouse

[sr71blackbird]

Jersey Rich is a Paul or a Myron

[west milly Tom]

Sr71blackbird is a Roul

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Sr71blackbird is a Roul


I thought his name was Footy McFetish

[Aggie]

hippo is kevin bacon

[EliSnow]

No, her name is Ilsa.

http://silencedmajority.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/09/13/ilsashe_wolfssposter_2.jpg

http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/8859/katjasig.jpg

[Death Metal Moe]

I hate to out him, but Tall James's real 1st name is actually Lucas.

He was the subject of a 1994 pop hit by Lucas. Tall James with the Lid Off.

[RhinoinMN]

I always Pictured DMM's name to be Sven.

[TripleSkeet]

Marco

Polo!

Fish out of water!

[Death Metal Moe]

Fish out of water!

http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/page/teengirlsquad-30061.jpg

[Freakshow]

Some posters have first names in their screenname, like MikeyBoy, JerseySean, etc. Others have popularity on the show, so we know their real names like GVAC, Sheepy, HTG, etc. Some though, are mysteries. Here's my list of posters and the first names I associate with them:

Epo: Sean (spelled this way)
Mojo: Rick
Lleeder: John
Snoogans: Joe
Blackspider: Mike
Furtherman: Eric
Hammersavage: Greg
BadMonkey: John
Sleeves: Mark
Razorboy: Andrew
TheGameHHH: Joseph

All those people except Epo are named Sean, I think.

[Hottub]

I'm pretty sure ANC is Chad.

[Death Metal Moe]

I'm pretty sure ANC is Chad.

We had a real problem with him "hanging" around in Florida a couple elections ago.

::rimshot::

But seriously folks, what's with this airline food?

[Freakshow]

I'm pretty sure ANC is Chad.

Chad or Chaz?

[red_red_red]

Go ahead. Take a stab.
Craig?

[red_red_red]

Ill remain mysterious
Geoff?

[red_red_red]

I always Pictured DMM's name to be Sven.
no...more like Cyrus

[Lady Resin]

Lady Resin is a Molly
disneyspy is a Gene
Hottub is a Robert (goes by Bob and not Rob)
snoogans is a Brian
toiletcrusher is an Andrew
Shower Bench is an Ian

I would rather that than my real one!

[spoon]

JerseyRich is Nigel



For some reason, that actually seems to fit.

[Death Metal Moe]

For some reason, that actually seems to fit.

It's because it's a fancy name. Like the kind of name a butler would have.

[Misteriosa]

i'll let the cat out of the bag... red's name is really Beautine

[Patient zer0]

I'm not telling you slack jawed pricks nothing.

[Furtherman]

Patient Zero's name is Fester, it means tooooooo rot!

[GregoryJoseph]

Mojo strikes me as a Leopold.

[jauble]

Mojo strikes me as a Leopold.

That makes sense.

[EliSnow]

Patient Zero's name is Fester, it means tooooooo rot!

Patient Zero is definitely a Mary.

[DiabloSammich]

I picture Compliment Guy as a Mitchell.



And something tells me joeybadass' name is really Jennifer. He has to put on a tough guy act because his abusive alcoholic father gave him a girl's name.

[jauble]

Diablo is Frederick

[brettmojo]

I'm pretty sure these a male with the male Leslie on this board.

[DiabloSammich]

Diablo is Frederick




Do you pronouce it "Froderick"?

[Misteriosa]

Do you pronouce it "Froderick"?

that is correct, I-gor

[jauble]

Do you pronouce it "Froderick"?

There is another way?

[DiabloSammich]

that is correct, I-gor



You know, I'm a very skilled surgeon, I could help you with that hump.

[Gvac]

You know, I'm a very skilled surgeon, I could help you with that hump.

What hump?

[Misteriosa]

well they were wrong then, weren't they.

[DiabloSammich]

What hump?

LET'S GO!





Seriously, the delivery of that line, along with "HELLO, HANDSOME!", make me laugh long and hard to this day.


Gene Wilder was at the top of his game in that movie.

[Gvac]

Damn your eyes!

Too late.

Fantastic stuff.

[sailor]

That makes sense.

i think of him as a joseph vissarionovich

[red_red_red]

i'll let the cat out of the bag... red's name is really Beautine
:laugh: i know yer name missy!

[Misteriosa]

:laugh: i know yer name missy!

and i know yours :wink:

[Ritalin]

I think Katja's real name is Destiny.

Mojo is a Tucker.

I don't know Jughead's real name, but his mom calls him Skeeter.

Mikeyboy - Nigel.

Jauble - Lars.

Death Metal Moe - Jen.

Blowhard - Blowhard has a name from when name's were really names. You could watch a guy on TV named Ed and you could watch a horse on TV named Ed, and President's had names like Dwight and Jack.

(Blowhard's real name is Julian)

[jauble]

I think Katja's real name is Destiny.

Mojo is a Tucker.

I don't know Jughead's real name, but his mom calls him Skeeter.

Mikeyboy - Nigel.

Jauble - Lars.

Death Metal Moe - Jen.

Blowhard - Blowhard has a name from when name's were really names. You could watch a guy on TV named Ed and you could watch a horse on TV named Ed, and President's had names like Dwight and Jack.

(Blowhard's real name is Julian)

Juggy and I share a name.

[west milly Tom]

and i know yours :wink:



I know both.

[sailor]

Mojo is a Tucker.

http://i42.tinypic.com/2eb5lw4.jpg

[TripleSkeet]

Craig?

Close. Its Nick.

[A.J.]

Mojo strikes me as a Leopold.

Indeed.

http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x70/iamcool_025/Leopold_Simpsons.png

[Patient zer0]

Patient Zero is definitely a Mary.

Just because I choose to wear aggressive salmon doesn't mean I'm a mary. Thaaaank you

[red_red_red]

and i know yours :wink:
everybody does, they tricked me into telling them

I know both.
Tom, is that you?

Close. Its Nick.
i was no where near close

[west milly Tom]

Red's real name, Brandine

[EliSnow]

Just because I choose to wear aggressive salmon doesn't mean I'm a mary. Thaaaank you

I was going with the whole Typhoid Mary/Patient Zero angle but the agressive salmon explains things too.

[ANC]

I'm pretty sure ANC is Chad.

:lol: