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King Hippos Bandaid
09-02-2009, 12:11 PM
I like Football, I enjoy College Football (esp at bowl time)

The problem is that my Alma Mater had no College Football Team and NY does not have a local team

The other problem is that there are 12322222222222 College Football Teams to choose from

I cheer for the underdog Rutgers, but lets be real, they are not good enough to be my favorite team..



I do like the Notre Dame fight song, so this makes them the leader to be my favorite team.




Please try to talk me into choosing your favorite team..



BTW I HATE OKLAHOMA FLORIDA MIAMI OHIO STATE AND USC


thse shit holes are not in the running

lleeder
09-02-2009, 12:13 PM
Heres a hack answer.:innocent: (http://www.bacone.edu/)

King Hippos Bandaid
09-02-2009, 12:18 PM
Bacon, I see, because I like Bacon


maybe I like Bacone, and there is a silent E




The Bacone Warriors will destroy Peru State this year

the CSFL Title is theirs




but they will not be my favorite team

Aggie
09-02-2009, 12:24 PM
Texas A&M is only in the running if you enjoy a big win every once in awhile and being tortured every year. It's kind of like being a Cubs fan. We have one national championship from 1939 and I doubt I will ever see one. We have to recruit against Oklahoma and Texas which is bad enough but now tiny schools like TCU are out-recruiting us. Join me in my misery. We have very cool traditions, loyal fans who still pack the house even though we suck and the students stand the whole game to be a loyal 12th man.

King Hippos Bandaid
09-02-2009, 12:32 PM
Texas A&M is only in the running if you enjoy a big win every once in awhile and being tortured every year. It's kind of like being a Cubs fan. We have one national championship from 1939 and I doubt I will ever see one. We have to recruit against Oklahoma and Texas which is bad enough but now tiny schools like TCU are out-recruiting us. Join me in my misery. We have very cool traditions, loyal fans who still pack the house even though we suck and the students stand the whole game to be a loyal 12th man.


I like the Aggies, I cheer for them over any other Texas franchise, FUCK YOU NORTH TEXAS, AND FUCK YOU TEXAS TECH RED RAIDERS!!!!!!!!!!


Kansas and their Fat Fuck coach have been browing on me, plus the Jay Hawk on the Helmet is A DOR A BLE

Aggie
09-02-2009, 12:39 PM
I like the Aggies, I cheer for them over any other Texas franchise,

Maybe that's why we lose. :down:

King Hippos Bandaid
09-02-2009, 12:51 PM
Maybe that's why we lose. :down:


it could be, maybe you should sell me on the Longhorns

absinthe
09-02-2009, 01:13 PM
it could be, maybe you should sell me on the Longhorns



The Longhorns have enough fans that never attended the school. I have friends who graduated from UT and absolutely hate the band wagon people. Though Austin is a blast.

How about Boise State? They stand out with the blue turf and have a recent BCS win.

ozzie
09-02-2009, 01:45 PM
<strike>Texas A&M</strike> Auburn is only in the running if you enjoy a big win every once in awhile and being tortured every year. It's kind of like being a Cubs fan. We have one national championship from <strike>1939</strike> 1957 and I doubt I will ever see one. We have to recruit against <strike>Oklahoma and Texas</strike> Alabama and Florida which is bad enough but now tiny schools like <strike>TCU</strike> Ole Miss are out-recruiting us. Join me in my misery. We have very cool traditions, loyal fans who still pack the house even though we suck <strike>and the students stand the whole game to be a loyal 12th man.</strike>

(Sorry Aggie, it just sounded very familiar)

You can catch us this Saturday against Louisiana Tech @ 7:00 p.m. on ESPNU. I'll be the nervous guy in the front row of the upper deck, Sec 103, around the 25 yard line with one boy in Orange hair, and the other boy in Blue (they haven't decided if they're painting their faces yet), and our newest member in a white AU Cheerleader outfit.

Watching the War Eagle circle the stadium from this spot is AUsome though. One of the coolest traditions (openings, anyway) in college football.

See here (http://www.auburn.edu/admissions/auburn/traditions.html) for a brief explanation of why the Auburn Tigers also have an eagle mascot and why we great each other with a "War Eagle", and use it as a battle cry.

brettmojo
09-02-2009, 05:24 PM
http://www.hottestgirlsofcheerleading.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/miami_cheerleaders_6.jpg

El Mudo
09-03-2009, 04:55 AM
Its easier if you narrow it down by conference. I have no love for the Big 10 or the Pac 10, so all those teams can die in a fire for all I care.

Do you have a favorite college basketball team? What about their football team?


I think Virginia Tech would be a good pick for you. They're mid Atlantic, so they're still local for you, and they're consistently good. Penn State might be good for you too, and they have the best uniforms in college football as a bonus.

http://members.arstechnica.com/x/bonovoxpsu/14_DerrickWilliamsCut.jpg

http://a.espncdn.com/media/ncf/2005/1231/photo/g_williams_195.jpg

If you want a REALLY fun team to watch, try a team with a cool gimmicky offense like Texas Tech or Wake Forest.

King Hippos Bandaid
09-03-2009, 05:34 AM
Its easier if you narrow it down by conference. I have no love for the Big 10 or the Pac 10, so all those teams can die in a fire for all I care.

Do you have a favorite college basketball team? What about their football team?


I think Virginia Tech would be a good pick for you. They're mid Atlantic, so they're still local for you, and they're consistently good. Penn State might be good for you too, and they have the best uniforms in college football as a bonus.

http://members.arstechnica.com/x/bonovoxpsu/14_DerrickWilliamsCut.jpg

http://a.espncdn.com/media/ncf/2005/1231/photo/g_williams_195.jpg

If you want a REALLY fun team to watch, try a team with a cool gimmicky offense like Texas Tech or Wake Forest.

Ryan you may be onto something with Penn State

anything Nittany must be good

El Mudo
09-03-2009, 05:38 AM
Ryan you may be onto something with Penn State

anything Nittany must be good


And their head coach is an adorable Brooklyn curmudgeon

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/12/31/joe_paterno_2.jpg

King Hippos Bandaid
09-03-2009, 05:44 AM
And their head coach is an adorable Brooklyn curmudgeon

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/12/31/joe_paterno_2.jpg


I know, but if i join the Nittany Lion bandwagon, I dont want to be hurt with the upcoming death of Mr. Paterno

would I get a pass if I offered minor condolences since I am not fully vested into Penn State Nation

Snoogans
09-03-2009, 07:12 AM
I love that Rutgers isnt good enough to be your favorite despite getting up to where they always make bowls, and have expanded the stadium. Things are lookin up.
\
Especially with the schedule they have this year.
Out of Conference they play Maryland, FIU, Army and 2 1AA (thanks to those pussies at ND). The games in conference where they go on the road are Cuse, UCONN, and Louisville and they dont play WV til the last week of the season.

If Natale/Savage arent complete nightmares this season, things should be fine

Snoogans
09-03-2009, 07:14 AM
I know, but if i join the Nittany Lion bandwagon, I dont want to be hurt with the upcoming death of Mr. Paterno

would I get a pass if I offered minor condolences since I am not fully vested into Penn State Nation

If he dies you might end up with Schiano

epo
09-03-2009, 07:16 AM
And their head coach is an adorable Brooklyn curmudgeon

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/12/31/joe_paterno_2.jpg

Coach? Hahahahaha.

Joe Paterno is a doddering old man with great seats.

sailor
09-03-2009, 07:38 AM
notre dame is for douches.

King Hippos Bandaid
09-03-2009, 07:40 AM
I love that Rutgers isnt good enough to be your favorite despite getting up to where they always make bowls, and have expanded the stadium. Things are lookin up.
\
Especially with the schedule they have this year.
Out of Conference they play Maryland, FIU, Army and 2 1AA (thanks to those pussies at ND). The games in conference where they go on the road are Cuse, UCONN, and Louisville and they dont play WV til the last week of the season.

If Natale/Savage arent complete nightmares this season, things should be fine



I know a few douche bag Rutgers fans, that also turns me off

They are so pro NJ, and frown on NYers being fans

since they have gone to or known people who are Rutgers Alum

lleeder
09-03-2009, 07:47 AM
notre dame is for douches.

so they'd be perfect for Hippo

Snoogans
09-03-2009, 07:48 AM
I know a few douche bag Rutgers fans, that also turns me off

They are so pro NJ, and frown on NYers being fans

since they have gone to or known people who are Rutgers Alum

maybe those people, but the school is the opposite. In fact they are tryin to form a bowl game to replace one of the others that will be played in either Giants Stadium or somewhere in NYC. They want to be the NY market team. Who the fuck else you got, Cuse?
Have fun with that. Duke basketball players suck at basketball, i cant imagine they are any good at football

ozzie
09-03-2009, 07:59 AM
http://www.americasbestonline.com/0AuburnGirl172.jpg

http://www.americasbestonline.com/000augrouph72.jpg

http://blog.collegebars.net/uploads/hottest-student-bodies/auburnfront2.jpg

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_9-WUAtWcR1w/SKWZBPyv2GI/AAAAAAAAAHQ/JRhHxWiPN1U/s400/auburn-girls-jerseys.jpg

http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e187/whiteynelson/uncle%20rico/babe.jpg

http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2007/sioncampus/07/24/cheerleader.index/p1_auburn.jpg

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2029/1925986307_ae22d93662.jpg?v=0

http://sportscracklepop.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/auburn.jpg

Snoogans
09-03-2009, 08:03 AM
http://www.americasbestonline.com/0AuburnGirl172.jpg

http://www.americasbestonline.com/000augrouph72.jpg

http://blog.collegebars.net/uploads/hottest-student-bodies/auburnfront2.jpg

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_9-WUAtWcR1w/SKWZBPyv2GI/AAAAAAAAAHQ/JRhHxWiPN1U/s400/auburn-girls-jerseys.jpg

http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e187/whiteynelson/uncle%20rico/babe.jpg

http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2007/sioncampus/07/24/cheerleader.index/p1_auburn.jpg

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2029/1925986307_ae22d93662.jpg?v=0

http://sportscracklepop.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/auburn.jpg
so what you are sayin is Auburn supports A cups?

ozzie
09-03-2009, 08:17 AM
so what you are sayin is Auburn supports A cups?

We love women of all shapes and cup sizes

http://bp2.blogger.com/_-Sv2MNQ8TuE/RxkjUhH5PKI/AAAAAAAAAME/esFUIUuAo3I/s400/luckyaucatoi7.jpg

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_-Sv2MNQ8TuE/SNUS9xrFp1I/AAAAAAAABRE/RTZFMhQjbNI/s400/86stef.jpg

http://bp1.blogger.com/_-Sv2MNQ8TuE/R53uYx9rEvI/AAAAAAAAAsU/K6yhL6JH5KM/s400/busty+girls+031.jpg

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-Sv2MNQ8TuE/SO-94N6bLNI/AAAAAAAABWo/DPpLDtNeMu8/s400/myau.jpg

http://friendsoftheprogram.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/aupoon.jpg

King Hippos Bandaid
09-03-2009, 08:18 AM
I'm leaning towards Penn State.............



I really cant cheer for any southern team


We are 1-0 in Civil Wars

Marc with a c
09-03-2009, 08:26 AM
yeshiva.

Coach_Mac
09-03-2009, 09:34 AM
I like the Aggies, I cheer for them over any other Texas franchise, FUCK YOU NORTH TEXAS, AND FUCK YOU TEXAS TECH RED RAIDERS!!!!!!!!!!


Awww why the hatred for Tech? (and why even mention N. Texas?) If you like college football, you gotta love a game where 55 out of the 60 plays run are 8 yard passes.

sailor
09-03-2009, 09:41 AM
yeshiva.

should have gone with touro

joethebartender
09-03-2009, 09:54 AM
>2007 National Champs
>A live tiger for a mascot
>Head Coach, Les Miles -"Fear Les"
>Plenty of future NFLers
>Best tailgates (ever heard of a cajun microwave?)
>Fans and alumni meet up Saturdays and watch the games at LSU bars in NYC.

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/SLWagEGQvEE&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/SLWagEGQvEE&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

Snoogans
09-03-2009, 10:53 AM
You want history, cant do much better than the guys who INVENTED COLLEGE FOOTBALL.

R U HOO RAH

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/110/315310564_386e27ff68.jpg?v=0

Snoogans
09-03-2009, 10:54 AM
Hop on Hippos. Just in time to witness the first Big East championship in school history

weekapaugjz
09-03-2009, 12:58 PM
hippo, please do not become a penn state fan. i beg you.

King Hippos Bandaid
09-03-2009, 01:09 PM
hippo, please do not become a penn state fan. i beg you.


I dont see you on your knees

Coach_Mac
09-03-2009, 07:10 PM
>2007 National Champs
>A live tiger for a mascot
>Head Coach, Les Miles -"Fear Les"
>Plenty of future NFLers
>Best tailgates (ever heard of a cajun microwave?)
>Fans and alumni meet up Saturdays and watch the games at LSU bars in NYC.

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/SLWagEGQvEE&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/SLWagEGQvEE&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

Thats freakin cool!

epo
09-03-2009, 07:44 PM
hippo, please do not become a penn state fan. i beg you.

I think Penn State would be perfect for Mr. Hippo.

Landblast
09-03-2009, 08:02 PM
http://www.americasbestonline.com/0AuburnGirl172.jpg


<img src="http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t224/pbr_/marlboro_girl.jpg"width=350>

that AU girl pic is fake - original

joethebartender
09-03-2009, 10:31 PM
Thats freakin cool!

I thought so too. Hippo has nothing to say about it though. Geaux Tigers!

CruelCircus
09-04-2009, 03:35 AM
If you're skittish about Jersey, what about UConn?
Up and coming program, still pretty close, been to bowl games, and a nice new stadium.

yojimbo7248
09-04-2009, 03:40 AM
UC Santa Cruz Banana Slugs:

http://slugweb.com/slugweb/_images/PulpFiction.jpg

Coach_Mac
09-04-2009, 04:09 AM
I thought so too. Hippo has nothing to say about it though. Geaux Tigers!

I used to work the LSU baseball camps and we used that indoor field but I never got to see the other stuff. I'm sure there are a few other schools with similar facilities but I can't imagine any being nicer.

CountryBob
09-04-2009, 04:50 AM
The Virginia Tech Hokie Bird - who doesnt love that little guy!

Landblast
09-05-2009, 06:42 PM
<img src="http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t224/pbr_/marlboro_girl.jpg"width=350>

that AU girl pic is fake - original
<img src="http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t224/pbr_/MarlboroRacing.jpg"width=300>

King Hippos Bandaid
09-06-2009, 09:29 AM
Penn State 1-0 Baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Snoogans
09-06-2009, 09:32 AM
Penn State 1-0 Baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ive realized this is awesome. ITS FUCKIN HIPPO.

PLEASE DONT ROOT FOR RUTGERS HIPPO. PLEASE

disneyspy
09-06-2009, 09:35 AM
the wolverines hate bacon,dont root for meeeechigan

King Hippos Bandaid
09-08-2009, 07:29 AM
Rutgers is a crappy team, so glad I chose Penn. St.