Useless Products

[Gvac]

Basically products that don't work as advertised.

I think #1 on my list is Drano.

Has it ever unclogged a sink?

Pure bullshit.

[FezPaul]

I've unplugged many a clog with drano.

But I'm not a hairy dago.

[TooLowBrow]

http://lgbusinesssolutions.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/02/11/headon_byrdhouse.jpg

[hedges]

How about CLR for getting off hard water stains.

Utter bullshit.

[angrymissy]

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[dino_electropolis]

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I'd like to get this for my grandpa.

[spoon]

Basically products that don't work as advertised.

I think #1 on my list is Drano.

Has it ever unclogged a sink?

Pure bullshit.

drano works for phlegmy throats...try it

[Landblast]

Most cortisone products on the shelves are a billion dollar scam...don't work for shit, my doctor gave me a prescription for this cortisone when I got some rash, it was $3 for 2 small tubes, the labeling and the box look like something totally hardcore but the shit works like magic. The name of it is Triamcinolone Acetonide Ointment, ask your doctor about it.

[Fez4PrezN2008]

http://www.handerpants.com/images/handerpants_header.jpg

[sailor]

name brand auto parts.

[DolaMight]

male order brides

[tele7]

male order brides

Can't argue with that one

[sailor]

Can't argue with that one

word.

http://www.foxnews.com/images/234684/0_61_102506_dennis_rodman.jpg

[Gvac]

How about CLR for getting off hard water stains.

Utter bullshit.

Really? Thanks for the heads up.

I moved to my current place of residence several months ago and had no idea there was such hard water here.

What does work?

[TheMojoPin]

I didn't think it was somehow possible to fail at using Drano, but here we are.

[TooLowBrow]

I didn't think it was somehow possible to fail at using Drano, but here we are.

maybe he has drano and mayo confused

it would explain a lot

[Fez4PrezN2008]

I didn't think it was somehow possible to fail at using Drano, but here we are.
I have to agree with G. Have used it a number of time over years and each time, hasn't done JACK SHIT!

[sailor]

drano is an incredibly good product.

[DolaMight]

gvac shts sement.

[TheMojoPin]

I have to agree with G. Have used it a number of time over years and each time, hasn't done JACK SHIT!

Then God only knows what you two animals are sending down your drains.

[mikeyboy]

I didn't think it was somehow possible to fail at using Drano, but here we are.

My last apartment had old shitty pipes with God knows what coating the inside of 'em. You could unclog a drain with something like 3 bottles of Drano, but it was somewhat temporary and the drain was still a bit slow. The only thing that worked was to have the super snake those damn things. Other than that Drano has always worked fine for me.

[Marc with a c]

condoms.

[Marc with a c]

hammersavage.

[mikeyboy]

hammersavage.

You're thinking of products that don't work.

[Marc with a c]

You're thinking of products that don't work.

yes kevin i was.

[Foster]

smoke pants were utterly useless

[MacVittie]

shandles

[spoon]

You're thinking of products that don't work.

hammersavage.

yes kevin i was.

Oooo. You going to take the Mikey...ban him! Oh wait, ahahahaha!

[JerseyRich]

http://www.ronfez.net/forums/picture.php?albumid=92&pictureid=974

http://www.ronfez.net/forums/picture.php?albumid=92&pictureid=975

[FrogSlayer]

http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u88/Whit90si/bicycle-helmet-proper-usage.jpg

[PerryWinkle]

knissors

[biggirl]

beauty products- they never make me look like the models on TV or in the magazines.

[joethebartender]

beauty products- they never make me look like the models on TV or in the magazines.

That's why god gave us beer.

On a similar note:

http://www.internetshopuk.com/internetshopuk/image/abbeltquad01.jpg

Never got toned... just some electrode burn scars on top of my fat.

[underdog]

http://www.ronfez.net/forums/picture.php?albumid=92&pictureid=974

http://www.ronfez.net/forums/picture.php?albumid=92&pictureid=975

Was that shirt ever actually for sale?

[razorboy]

Razors. The stupid facial hair always comes back.

[PapaBear]

http://blogs.amctv.com/the_wild_and_crazy_side_of_steve_martin/crop-03-the-jerk-MBDJERK_EC005_H.jpg

[PapaBear]

A friend gave me a USB keyboard vacuum. WORTHLESS!!!

http://cache.gizmodo.com/assets/resources/2006/12/USBKeyboardVacuum_xl.jpg

[tele7]

http://blogs.amctv.com/the_wild_and_crazy_side_of_steve_martin/crop-03-the-jerk-MBDJERK_EC005_H.jpg

I returned mine and got this coupon in the mail

http://images.radcity.net/5885/3258814.gif

[Fallon]

http://i29.tinypic.com/2z52nwz.jpg

[razorboy]

http://i29.tinypic.com/2z52nwz.jpg

I'm sure it was plenty useful in 1995.

[STC-Dub]

knissors

Good call.

[PapaBear]

I've never tried it, but I have to think the Jupiter Jack (https://www.freejupiterjack.com/) would have to be one of the most retarded inventions in recent history. It broadcasts an FM signal to your car radio (tuned to 99.3). Considering how many times I've heard other people's DVD players and satellite radios using this technology, I'd hate to think how many people would be able to listen to your phone calls while you're at a stop light. Especially around where I live. One of the most popular radios stations here is broadcast on 99.3.

[TooLowBrow]

i dont understand the appeal of an ipod

id rather hoist a boombox to my shoulder

a backpack full of tapes and a couple dozen d cell batteries and im ready to roll!

[ToiletCrusher]

Plan B.

[landarch]

Really? Thanks for the heads up.

I moved to my current place of residence several months ago and had no idea there was such hard water here.

What does work?

I have to use any one of the commercially available hard water stain products (tilex, lysol, even CLR will work) and a 3M scratch pad to get the soap scum off of my shower walls. Soft Scrub works in the tub and sink. CLR works well to clean an empty dishwasher, but you can't just let it go alone. After the cycle has run you still have to wipe the inside with a towel or scrub sponge to remove the loosened residue. Then rinse two or three times to get the CLR out of there--you don't want that on your dishes.

I really should install a water softener.

[Suspect Chin]

I've never tried it, but I have to think the Jupiter Jack (https://www.freejupiterjack.com/) would have to be one of the most retarded inventions in recent history. It broadcasts an FM signal to your car radio (tuned to 99.3). Considering how many times I've heard other people's DVD players and satellite radios using this technology, I'd hate to think how many people would be able to listen to your phone calls while you're at a stop light. Especially around where I live. One of the most popular radios stations here is broadcast on 99.3.

A similar product, the POS that broadcasts your Zune/iPod to a radio station in your car has never worked for me unless I am in the middle of nowhere. Is there anyway to listen to your mp3 player in your car successfully (short of being lucky enough to have a car with an input jack or a tape deck)?

[sailor]

A similar product, the POS that broadcasts your Zune/iPod to a radio station in your car has never worked for me unless I am in the middle of nowhere. Is there anyway to listen to your mp3 player in your car successfully (short of being lucky enough to have a car with an input jack or a tape deck)?

my xm tao broadcasts to a radio station and i almost never have trouble with it. only timei ever have trouble is is someone is also broadcasting with more power. it also lets you switch channels tho'

[Suspect Chin]

my xm tao broadcasts to a radio station and i almost never have trouble with it. only timei ever have trouble is is someone is also broadcasting with more power. it also lets you switch channels tho'

Yeah mine lets me switch channels too, that is the only reason I use it at all. The problem is while I'm driving around the city, I have to change channels every couple of miles because something else will overpower my frequency.

[oxydendrum]

Basically products that don't work as advertised.

I think #1 on my list is Drano.

Has it ever unclogged a sink?

Pure bullshit.

condoms.

http://notalwaysright.com/busted-pipes/2368



(My dad is a plumber. One day while trying to fix a clog, he finds a whole bunch of condoms.)

Dad: “I found the cause of your clog. Next time, just throw away your condoms. They don’t dissolve, so it’s bad for the toilet.”

Customer: “But my wife and I don’t use condoms…”

(There’s an awkward silence as the customer mulls over what he’s just said.)

Customer: “I think I’ll be having a talk with my wife now.”

[Jujubees2]

Chloroform. She woke up midway through. Maybe I just didn't use enough.

[Whitey]

Basically products that don't work as advertised.

I think #1 on my list is Drano.

Has it ever unclogged a sink?

Pure bullshit.

Your not using it correctly . Your suppose to take a dry snapple bottle filled half way with crystal drano ,nails and aluminum foil then add water shake and throw . I never tryed it in a sink tho .

[PapaBear]

I've been seeing these commercials for a razor blade with an indicator strip. When the strip turns white, you change the blade. Who the fuck can't tell when it's time to change your blade without looking at an indicator strip?

[razorboy]

I've been seeing these commercials for a razor blade with an indicator strip. When the strip turns white, you change the blade. Who the fuck can't tell when it's time to change your blade without looking at an indicator strip?

People without facial hair.

[Dude!]

I've been seeing these commercials for a razor blade with an indicator strip. When the strip turns white, you change the blade. Who the fuck can't tell when it's time to change your blade without looking at an indicator strip?

qft
and who doesn't know
when a can of beer is cold
without the can changing color

[underdog]

I've been seeing these commercials for a razor blade with an indicator strip. When the strip turns white, you change the blade. Who the fuck can't tell when it's time to change your blade without looking at an indicator strip?

I shave once every 4 or 5 days. I need the indicator strip to tell me when to change the blade, or else I'd either be using really old one or constantly throwing out once used ones.

I think the "mountains turn blue when your beer is cold" is the worst invention ever. How hard is it to tell if your beer is cold?

[underdog]

qft
and who doesn't know
when a can of beer is cold
without the can changing color

I swear I didn't read this before posting.

[razorboy]

I swear I didn't read this before posting.

I don't blame you.

[PapaBear]

I really wish there was some way I could tell if my beer is cold.

[razorboy]

I really wish there was some way I could tell if my beer is cold.

Pour it in a mug and dunk your balls in it.

[KC2OSO]

I'd like to get this for my grandpa.
and for myself

[Dude!]

I swear I didn't read this before posting.

you can steal my material
razorboy always does

[razorboy]

you can steal my material
razorboy always does

Nah, I'm funny on occasion.

[KC2OSO]

Hey Here's A Novel Idea...

What About If The Fucking Car Came With A Fucking Phone In It.

[Stankfoot]

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